miss south carolina

[jk the sooner fan]

my wife is in the other room watching the miss teen pageant...she just called me in to watch miss south carolina's answer to the judge's questions at the end of the pageant

oh...........my.......god

the judge says that "one out of five americans cant point to the US on the map, why do you think this is?"

i hope and pray that this finds its way on youtube so everybody can hear her answer

incredible......

[jk the sooner fan]

she says "i believe that US americans are unable to do so because some people out there in our nation dont have maps and i believe that our education such as in south africa and the iraq, i believe that they should, our education over here in the US should help the US, should help south africa, iraq and the asian countries so that we can build our future for our children"

..she's VERY blonde

holee crap, please somebody put this on youtube

[oumartin]

well you gotta admit jk. they can't point to it if they don't have a map! ;)

[r5TPsooner]

You're kidding me?!

[Newbomb Turk]

well you gotta admit jk. they can't point to it if they don't have a map! ;)

good point.

[jk the sooner fan]

i'm not kidding......mrs jk is rewinding and playing for me

we're dying here.....this girl said all that with straight face

i love it "south africa and THE iraq"

[Newbomb Turk]

but is she hawt?

[oumartin]

were you recording this to VHS?

[jk the sooner fan]

i think she's 17, so i dont have an opinion on that

she's dumb as a box of rocks

[Newbomb Turk]

were you recording this to VHS?

no, I think he has a betamax.

[oumartin]

better edit that since she is only 17

[jk the sooner fan]

were you recording this to VHS?

no, its on our DVR.......we werent recording but we can rewind back and forth

[OKC-SLC]

I'd hit it.

[r5TPsooner]

i think she's 17, so i dont have an opinion on that

she's dumb as a box of rocks


Sounds like she might get better use out of her knees than her brain.

[Jerk]

she's dumb as a box of rocks

But....does she have big boobs?

[oumartin]

Sounds like she might get better use out of her knees than her brain.

IN

[r5TPsooner]

IN


I figured you would be.:D

[Widescreen]

she says "i believe that US americans are unable to do so because some people out there in our nation dont have maps and i believe that our education such as in south africa and the iraq, i believe that they should, our education over here in the US should help the US, should help south africa, iraq and the asian countries so that we can build our future for our children"

..she's VERY blonde

holee crap, please somebody put this on youtube
Was that a direct quote after you rewound it? If so, that's ALLSOME!

[Rogue]

She is Miss South Carolina, you damn betcha she's hot AND stacked!
I guaran-damn-tee it.

[jk the sooner fan]

Was that a direct quote after you rewound it? If so, that's ALLSOME!

thats as direct as the mrs and i could get it

its very close, maybe off by a word or two

[jk the sooner fan]

http://content.missteenusa.com/delegates/2007/images/swim/SC.jpg

[oumartin]

I'd pick the peanuts

[Widescreen]

So who won?

[jk the sooner fan]

colorado

[Widescreen]

Mmmm. One-piece swimsuit and birkenstocks.

[OUinFLA]

http://content.missteenusa.com/delegates/2007/images/swim/SC.jpg


who cares if she doesn't know who has and who doesn't have maps?

[olevetonahill]

http://content.missteenusa.com/delegates/2007/images/swim/SC.jpg
You a lying sack of poo . No way you gonna tell ME you dont thats Hawt !

[Rogue]

Seventeen?!

Dayyum.

[KABOOKIE]

I'd stick my Florida in her San Fransico. :D

[Widescreen]

Subtlety isn't some of your strong suits.

[leftfield]

I'd pick the peanuts
:D

[Okla-homey]

Lay-off! There's some dang fine wimmens in the Palmetto State. I been livin' the dream with one for 25 years.

...and yes, some times, she's dumber than a big o'hammers. But she'll flat keep a feller warm on a cold winter night. In the final analysis, ain't that what it's all about anyhoo?;)

[jk the sooner fan]

ease up there fly boy, we're only talking about ONE from SC

not all

[olevetonahill]

Lay-off! There's some dang fine wimmens in the Palmetto State. I been livin' the dream with one for 25 years.

...and yes, some times, she's dumber than a big o'hammers. But she'll flat keep a feller warm on a cold winter night. In the final analysis, ain't that what it's all about anyhoo?;)
I gots an electric blanket that does that to . And it Dont Nag :P

[Okla-homey]

I gots an electric blanket that does that to . And it Dont Nag :P

nag, schmag. When GE makes an electric blanket that can rock your world, please let me know.;)

[olevetonahill]

nag, schmag. When GE makes an electric blanket that can rock your world, please let me know.;)
:D :D :D :D ;)

[critical_phil]

nag, schmag. When GE makes an electric blanket that can rock your world, please let me know.;)


and let me know if GE ships those UPS next day air.


plzkthnx.

[oumartin]

I find if i lay in the whirlpool and aim the jets just right I don't need attention when I go to bed plus the water is warm

[olevetonahill]

and let me know if GE ships those UPS next day air.


plzkthnx.
I got one Ill ship ya . 1995.00 Free shipin
One Of those lil wire thingies is broke and I garendamtee it will rock you when you roll over on it .:cool:

[Jimminy Crimson]

Haha

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qQdhMSEqhfg

AC Slater is trying so hard not to laugh...

[oumartin]

OMG, that girl is not bright!

I WANT HER SO BAD!

[OUHOMER]

i would almost bet, she is in the group that can not point out the USA on a map

[jk the sooner fan]

Haha

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qQdhMSEqhfg

AC Slater is trying so hard not to laugh...

brilliant.....thanks for finding it!!!!!

[TheHumanAlphabet]

Oh my God!!! I know you get nervous and all, but that was just EMPTY.

On person in the comments posted a transcript:

I personally believe that US Americans are unable to do so, because some ... people out there in our nation don't have maps, and I believe that our education like such as in South Africa and the Iraq everywhere like, such as and ... I believe that they should, that our education over here in the US should help the US, errr, that should help South Africa and should help the Iraq and the Asian copuntries *ding* so we will be able to build up our futures.

JK - you were pretty darn close.

That host guy was about to lose it. :D

[Okla-homey]

and here's the real funny part. She will marry well despite her lack of two brain cells to rub together and she will enjoy a life of leisure and privilege. Good lookin' wimmens are lucky that way.;)

[OUinFLA]

and here's the real funny part. She will marry well despite her lack of two brain cells to rub together and she will enjoy a life of leisure and privilege. Good lookin' wimmens are lucky that way.;)


Don't count oumartin out so quickly.
He has expressed interest, ya know.

[jk the sooner fan]

i love how she clarified "US Americans"

lol

[Okla-homey]

i love how she clarified "US Americans"

lol

Well of course. See, she has to be specific because we have so many different species of hyphenated Americans and what not and things of that nature and stuff.:O

[OUinFLA]

I played that Youtube thingy, and I didnt see what was so bad about the looker. Then I realized my speakers were off.


Too bad for me that I turned them on and re-ran it.

[Rogue]

This is gold!
The poor thing is nervous as a long-tailed cat in a room full of rockin' chairs.

I think she needs a hug and a strong drink.

[soonerloyal]

:eek:

Wow. What a difference between some young Americans we have. I think of newly-minted Marine PFCs and Lance Corporals, making excellent split-second decisions that mean life or death for the squads they lead...and then there's...her. I think I'm ten I.Q. points dumber for having viewed that catastrophe.

Oh my Gawd, where's natural selection when you so desperately need it? She should have been plucked fom the sky by a giant predator and flown to its nest to provide fresh meat for hungry mouths.

One offspring alone from her ilk could possibly set our country's gene pool back a few million years.

My head is going to explode. I need an aspirin...

[OUAndy1807]

I couldn't even finish the clip. cringe inducing.

[SoonerBOI]

oh, my Lord!

[Rogue]

:eek:

Wow. What a difference between some young Americans we have. I think of newly-minted Marine PFCs and Lance Corporals, making excellent split-second decisions that mean life or death for the squads they lead...and then there's...her. ...

SL, most of those young Marines would low-crawl through 5 miles of camel dung to listen to Miss SC fart over a pay phone. :texan:

[Flagstaffsooner]

Well, at least next week week we can start watching professional idiots like Corso and Musburger say stupid things.:D

[sanantoniosooner]

ease up there fly boy, we're only talking about ONE from SC

not all
gotta disagree jk.

If one is bad, all are.

It applies to teachers and hawt chicks.

[sanantoniosooner]

And that was painful to watch. Her parents probably thought she was spot on.

[opksooner]

So.................what have you all got against south africa and The iraq?











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[r5TPsooner]

who cares if she doesn't know who has and who doesn't have maps?

Correct! The only direction she needs to know is south.
:D

[sanantoniosooner]

I'm embarrassed as a US American.

[r5TPsooner]

US American... heh.

[opksooner]

What's disturbing is that she will reproduce.

Gene pool and all, ya know.

[TheHumanAlphabet]

I wonder if she is wondering what Obama would do about The Iraq for US Americans??? ;)

[r5TPsooner]

What's disturbing is that she will reproduce.

Gene pool and all, ya know.


True, but chicks like that tend to marry smart and wealthy men, so the kids will probably turn out OK.

[sanantoniosooner]

Do you think she'll get accepted into The Clemson?

[Widescreen]

The only thing that would've made that better was if she had barfed at the end.

[tulsaoilerfan]

I feel so dirty even looking at that pageant. :)

[GrapevineSooner]

You know, I used to think The Etnam was a country. :)

But I was 7 at the time.

[Jerk]

Well, I tried watching the u-tube video. It was so painful that I couldn't finish.

'dem po' kids don't have no maps'

Fair game when she's 18, though. Just tell her to keep her yapper shut.

[TheLurker]

"Miss South Carolina, what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul."

[Vaevictis]

You know what would be nice?

If someone would have taught that poor kid how to say, "Honestly, I don't know."

Actually, it would be nice if someone would teach most kids to say, "Honestly, I don't know."

[Widescreen]

In fairness, that's not an acceptable answer in pageants - she would be guaranteed to lose. People might appreciate the answer and she certainly would've seemed less dumb (better to have people think you're dumb than to speak and remove all doubt), but she pretty much had to give an answer to have any prayer of winning.

[1stTimeCaller]

I thought she made a good point.

[Widescreen]

Which was?

[OCUDad]

Do you think that if this lady had given an excellent answer to the question, she would have won?
http://img510.imageshack.us/img510/3300/untitleder0.jpg

[ChickSoonerFan]

You can tell she was coached to make sure her answer included some hot bonus point topics. She was trying so hard to work in education, helping foreign countries and children, building the future, that her answer made no sense at all. But she probably thought she did great since she worked it all into the answer.

Poor thing.

[OKC-SLC]

I think she needs a hug and a strong drink.
In.

[Widescreen]

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,294539,00.html


Judges for the pageant included Victoria's Secret model Selita Ebanks, actress Melissa Joan Hart, Miss Teen USA 2004 Shelley Hennig, actor Joey Lawrence and professional skateboarder Ryan Sheckler.
Now there's a group of people who are clearly qualified to select a pageant winner.


First runner-up in the competition was Miss New Jersey Teen USA Alyssa Campanella. The rest of the top five, in order, were Miss North Carolina Teen USA Kaitlin Coble, Miss South Carolina Teen USA Lauren Caitlin Upton and Miss West Virginia Teen USA Chelsea Welch.
Man, Miss WV must've had serious issues.

[LosAngelesSooner]

The irony of HER answering THAT question with the answer SHE GAVE is what kills me most. :D

[oumartin]

[quote=opksooner]What's disturbing is that she will reproduce.[/quote[

We'l make some wonderfully stupid babies!
The more I watch that clip the more aroused I become