WHO WANTS TO MOW MY LAWN?

[proud gonzo]

It's freaking tall and I don't want to get fined.

I will pay you well (money AND beer).

[Beef]

I could use the exercise. Will you come get me?

[soonerbrat]

my son needs money..he just spent $700 on books for this semester. but he can't have any beer.

[tommieharris91]

If you have a mower, we might be able to come to an agreement.

[proud gonzo]

I have a mower, but it isn't self-propelled.

And I warn you all...the grass is at least a foot tall. It is REALLY overgrown.

[tommieharris91]

Before I set a price, I might have to see this lawn, and the mower...

[ChickSoonerFan]

My 12 year old daughter is making money this summer mowing yards. I am so proud of her.

How much money? How much beer (that would be for me) Where do you live?

:)

[KC//CRIMSON]

Wow, I'm impressed. This thread didn't take off in the direction I thought it would....;)

[proud gonzo]

:rolleyes:

[tommieharris91]

Well, I could always offer to trim your bushes. :D

[SicEmBaylor]

Wow, I'm impressed. This thread didn't take off in the direction I thought it would....;)
I was hoping someone hadn't already so that I could be the one to do so.


I would SOOOOO mow her lawn.

[proud gonzo]

My 12 year old daughter is making money this summer mowing yards. I am so proud of her.

How much money? How much beer (that would be for me) Where do you live?

:)I don't think your 12 year old daughter could mow this jungle (no offense to her). I don't think I could mow this jungle. It's horrible.

[SicEmBaylor]

My 12 year old daughter is making money this summer mowing yards. I am so proud of her.

How much money? How much beer (that would be for me) Where do you live?

:)

It's not very lady like to allow a young girl to mow lawns. My mother wouldn't even let my sister play non-traditionally female sports due to it being "butch."

[KC//CRIMSON]

check your oil?

[proud gonzo]

It's not very lady like to allow a young girl to mow lawns. My mother wouldn't even let my sister play non-traditionally female sports due to it being "butch."guess she should have been worrying about you acting too ladylike, huh?

[SicEmBaylor]

guess she should have been worrying about you acting too ladylike, huh?
No, I was a swimmer.

[Petro-Sooner]

NM

[JohnnyMack]

Heh.

[ChickSoonerFan]

It's not very lady like to allow a young girl to mow lawns. My mother wouldn't even let my sister play non-traditionally female sports due to it being "butch."

And your mother raised such a fine young lady, so I should follow in all her footsteps?

Is that what you are saying?

[SicEmBaylor]

And your mother raised such a fine young lady, so I should follow in all her footsteps?

Is that what you are saying?

I bet that in a post or two I'm going to wish I hadn't said anything at all. ;)

[proud gonzo]

as much as I enjoy making fun of SicEm--returning to the original topic. $40 and beer to anybody who can mow my lawn this weekend.

[soonerbrat]

well heck, I'll do it.

[Widescreen]

I bet that in a post or two I'm going to wish I hadn't said anything at all. ;)
I'm wishing you hadn't right now.

[Petro-Sooner]

I'll do it!!! PM me!

[yermom]

someone got fired ;)

[proud gonzo]

someone got fired ;)hey, doleo said he was busy or something and didn't have time to come mow anymore. I think he fired himself ;)

Brat--looks like you have dibs if you want it. If you don't, the job goes to Petro-Sooner.

[Beef]

So you won't come get me?

[proud gonzo]

I really shouldn't drive that far before I get my fuel delivery module replaced tuesday

[Rogue]

WHO WANTS TO MOW MY LAWN? It's freaking tall and I don't want to get fined.

I will pay you well (money AND beer). :pop:

[proud gonzo]

that joke has already been made. thanks for trying.

[Newbomb Turk]

on a completely unrelated topic, why do people let their lawns get a foot tall? The d00d down the street does that, then struggles for an hour to mow his lawn that would take 10 minutes to mow if it were normal height.

[yermom]

perhaps you haven't met the allergy twins ;)

[Newbomb Turk]

perhaps you haven't met the allergy twins ;)

I said it was unrelated.

:D

[proud gonzo]

yeah... i've only been back in town a week or so. Doleo quit mowing our yard because he was too busy. A friend of ours was supposed to mow it last weekend, but then it rained like mad for two days. And I'm really freaking allergic to bermuda grass.

[r5TPsooner]

Are there snakes in the yard?

[soonerboomer93]

money, beer and plane ticket and i'll mow it

(but if I miss work, you're gonna have to pay my day rate, and you gotta wait atleast 1 week since my travel documents are with immigration)

[proud gonzo]

Are there snakes in the yard?to my knowledge, no ;)

[soonernation]

WHO WANTS TO MOW MY LAWN?






Are there snakes in the yard?



Oh the endless possibilities!!!!!!!

[GottaHavePride]

A ban hammer. I has one. :mad:







;)

[proud gonzo]

yeah, I'd advise those who don't know me so well to think VERY carefully before making too many jokes, mmmkay?

[soonerboomer93]

:whistling:

[Widescreen]

Well come on people. Her grass isn't going to mow itself.

[proud gonzo]

I'm waiting for Petro-Sooner or Brat to get back to me.

[soonernation]

yeah, I'd advise those who don't know me so well to think VERY carefully before making too many jokes, mmmkay?



Should those of us that don't know you very well be scared?

[Tailwind]

extremely scared. Pee your pants scared.

[sooner_born_1960]

How much beer are we talking about here?

[MamaMia]

I finally got all my yard work caught up from getting behind after my surgery. I spent the whole day pulling weeds. Its quite a job to keep things looking nice. I hope somebody will help you mow soon. Isn't it suppose to rain again down there?

[stoopified]

My lawn needs mowing too and my mower is broke.:(

[r5TPsooner]

I assume that PG didn't get her lawn mowed or her bushes trimmed today?

[soonerboomer93]

Should those of us that don't know you very well be scared?

depends on how much you like your family jewels...

[proud gonzo]

Petro-Sooner is teh awesome!

[SicEmBaylor]

I've never mowed a lawn. (the grass kind)

[Petro-Sooner]

PG I'll get the weed eater working right for next time. I feel like I did a sub-par job. Cool meeting ya!!

[GottaHavePride]

Apparently I as well owe Petro-Sooner one. Otherwise I was going to have to drive down there to take care of the yard.

[Petro-Sooner]

I take it your PG's brother? I thought she might be related to another SF poster Wasnt sure. Was that back yard in a past SO thread? Cause for some reason it kinda looked familiar.

[proud gonzo]

yeah, I'm pretty sure there was a thread about our back yard once... There was a rather big mess involving a dumptruck full of dirt on our driveway. That's why we have no side fence--wheelbarrow wouldn't fit through the gate.

and you most certainly did not do a sub-par job. There's not a jungle outside my house anymore, and that's awesome.

[SicEmBaylor]

PG I'll get the weed eater working right for next time. I feel like I did a sub-par job. Cool meeting ya!!
Now, I've never mowed but I used to get a kick out of weed eating.