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Okieflyer
8/24/2007, 09:29 AM
Monkey misery for Kenyan women villagers (http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/africa/6959209.stm)


In addition to stealing their crops, the monkeys also make sexually explicit gestures at the women, they claim.

"The monkeys grab their breasts, and gesture at us while pointing at their private parts. We are afraid that they will sexually harass us," said Mrs Njeri.

I wonder if they all have tatoos?

Widescreen
8/24/2007, 12:33 PM
Sounds like a job for Gloria Allred.

Viking Kitten
8/24/2007, 01:19 PM
By sheer coinky-dink, I happen to be sitting here at work with a guy who is not only a native Kenyan, but a former African nature photojournalist as well. He confirms that monkeys are, in fact, some sexist little bastards. He tells me this sort of thing is very common.

I say the little prehensile-tailed pervs could use some sensitivity training.

In the form of my four-inch stiletto heel straight up their little monkey-a**.

Widescreen
8/24/2007, 02:24 PM
In the form of my four-inch stiletto heel straight up their little monkey-a**.
So let's say you dispensed this particular form of punishment. Would you want your shoe back?

Viking Kitten
8/24/2007, 02:56 PM
Interesting dilemma. If Toby Keith actually put a boot (or a Croc) in somebody's a**, do you suppose he'd want it back?

Widescreen
8/24/2007, 03:01 PM
Probably. But he'd extract an intestine along with it.

yermom
8/24/2007, 03:11 PM
i think you can probably keep it, you perv

Ardmore_Sooner
8/24/2007, 03:55 PM
http://www.jrj-socrates.com/Cartoon%20Pics/Fox/Family%20Guy/Evil_Monkey_301.gif

crawfish
8/24/2007, 03:59 PM
But what if the monkey enjoyed it? :eek:

Okieflyer
8/24/2007, 05:21 PM
Where were the chick monkey's to stop this corousing.:mad:

william_brasky
8/24/2007, 05:56 PM
"The monkeys grab their breasts, and gesture at us while pointing at their private parts."

That quote makes me laugh very much.

sanantoniosooner
8/24/2007, 05:59 PM
Do monkeys make cat calls?

olevetonahill
8/24/2007, 06:12 PM
By sheer coinky-dink, I happen to be sitting here at work with a guy who is not only a native Kenyan, but a former African nature photojournalist as well. He confirms that monkeys are, in fact, some sexist little bastards. He tells me this sort of thing is very common.

I say the little prehensile-tailed pervs could use some sensitivity training.

In the form of my four-inch stiletto heel straight up their little monkey-a**.
But If they are Pervs in the True sense , wouldnt they just Enjoy that ?

Newbomb Turk
8/24/2007, 07:18 PM
He confirms that monkeys are, in fact, some sexist little bastards. He tells me this sort of thing is very common.


sounds familiar - chalk one up to the evolutionists.