I am a fan of rough sex, but there is a limit

[Mongo]

Arizona Woman Allegedly Stabs Estranged Husband During Sex

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,294230,00.html


nipple clamps and ball gags are as far as I go

[Harry Beanbag]

That really hurt. I'm still in the hospital. :(

[Mongo]

"She was on top and she reached out of a bag and pulled a knife out of a bag and drove it into his chest," Ballard said of the incident.

what else could be in the bag-o-secksin'?

[Harry Beanbag]

"She was on top and she reached out of a bag and pulled a knife out of a bag and drove it into his chest," Ballard said of the incident.

what else could be in the bag-o-secksin'?


Dirty underwear, a pack of cigarettes, can of WD-40, and a half empty bag of fritos. It sucked man, I was a fool.

[Mongo]

Dirty underwear, a pack of cigarettes, can of WD-40, and a half empty bag of fritos. It sucked man, I was a fool.


fritos are just plain nasty.

did you at least smack her around a little after she shanked you?

[Harry Beanbag]

fritos are just plain nasty.

did you at least smack her around a little after she shanked you?


I gave her a can of bean dip hoping she would stop but she wasn't interested.

How do you turn down bean dip? :confused:

[Mongo]

if it was the bean dip in the peel top can, I would have stabbed you in the wanker for offering such a disgusting snack. Try cootage cheese and pears. You know women these days, always watching their figure

[Mongo]

heh, cootage

[StoopTroup]

I bet Walmart sells cootage cheese.

[oumartin]

sick perverts!

[yermom]

I gave her a can of bean dip hoping she would stop but she wasn't interested.

How do you turn down bean dip? :confused:

you obviously were not in touch with her needs

[Tiptonsooner]

you obviously were not in touch with her needs


No, it's obvious he wasn't hitting it where she needs.

[Harry Beanbag]

No, it's obvious he wasn't hitting it where she needs.

You're right, she needed a good throat punch.

[proud gonzo]

sounds like somebody was watching Basic Instinct

[GrapevineSooner]

sounds like somebody was watching Basic Instinct

Some of you are pathetic.












I mean, 14 posts deep and we finally get a Basic Instinct reference? :mad:

[OCUDad]

Stop being so judgmental - after all, she did apologize beforehand.

[VeeJay]

She shoulda put on a leather mask before she stabbed him.

It just would have made sense.

[Czar Soonerov]

sounds like somebody was watching Basic Instinct

http://www.brightcove.com/title.jsp?title=979073597

[soonerinabilene]

I've never had a naked man run to my house bleeding, you know what I mean?" Ballard told MyFOXPhoenix.com.
I know what ya mean, dawg.

[proud gonzo]

http://www.brightcove.com/title.jsp?title=979073597heh :D

[stoopified]

Is this woman any relation to Mrs. Bobbit?She was pretty handy with a knife,just ask John.

[william_brasky]

It's only fair, as she was receiving a stabbing herself.

[sanantoniosooner]

Thank God I'm safe.:(

[olevetonahill]

That really hurt. I'm still in the hospital. :(
At least it wasnt Flag !
How are you by the way ? Still alive ?

[tulsaoilerfan]

This kind of stuff is exactly why men die younger than women do. :eek: