View Full Version : Ain't nothin' worse than....
SoonerGirl06
8/23/2007, 06:49 PM
needing to go tinkle really, really, really, REALLY bad and the drawstring on your scrub pants gets tied in a knot. :(
SicEmBaylor
8/23/2007, 06:50 PM
needing to go tinkle really, really, really, REALLY bad and the drawstring on your scrub pants gets tied in a knot. :(
You were just trying to keep me out of them weren't you.
KC//CRIMSON
8/23/2007, 06:51 PM
having to take a shadoobie would be worse........
SoonerGirl06
8/23/2007, 06:57 PM
You were just trying to keep me out of them weren't you.
Oh no..... don't you know that you're like 10th on the list? ;)
OUinFLA
8/23/2007, 06:57 PM
I never leave home without it:
http://www.specialforces.com/store/customimages/swiss_army_knife.jpg
SoonerGirl06
8/23/2007, 06:59 PM
You guys have obviously never had your drawstrings tied in a knot.
This is serious dudes. S.E.R.I.O.U.S.
After a minute or two you start to freak and wonder WTF am I going to do?!?!?!
SicEmBaylor
8/23/2007, 07:04 PM
You guys have obviously never had your drawstrings tied in a knot.
This is serious dudes. S.E.R.I.O.U.S.
After a minute or two you start to freak and wonder WTF am I going to do?!?!?!
See, I have never had that issue and not because I've never been unable to get out of my pants. I never use public restrooms...EVER!
SoonerGirl06
8/23/2007, 07:09 PM
OMG! You're going to have some serious bladder and bowel control issues when you get old.
Better start saving up for those Depends now SicEm.
KC//CRIMSON
8/23/2007, 07:12 PM
You guys have obviously never had your drawstrings tied in a knot.
This is serious dudes. S.E.R.I.O.U.S.
After a minute or two you start to freak and wonder WTF am I going to do?!?!?!
Did you pull a "Fergie?"
SoonerGirl06
8/23/2007, 07:15 PM
I have no idea what that means.
All I know... there's only so much wiggling a girl can do before the beads of desperation start to flow.
I don't blame ya, sic.
Back in 2003 I went to Tulsa for a job interview, and my stomach got really upset before it started. I was near riverside park and I found a porta-pottie. I had to go, didn't have a choice. The projectile was fired at such a furious rate that when it hit the water, the water splashed back up and hit me in the arse:eek:
SicEmBaylor
8/23/2007, 07:35 PM
I don't blame ya, sic.
Back in 2003 I went to Tulsa for a job interview, and my stomach got really upset before it started. I was near riverside park and I found a porta-pottie. I had to go, didn't have a choice. The projectile was fired at such a furious rate that when it hit the water, the water splashed back up and hit me in the arse:eek:
Well, basically I truly would rather just die than use a portable excrement facility. I mean that seriously, I would just rather die.
KC//CRIMSON
8/23/2007, 07:40 PM
I have no idea what that means.
All I know... there's only so much wiggling a girl can do before the beads of desperation start to flow.
http://www.sweetandbitter.com/inside/images/fergie_pee-thumb.jpg
RUSH LIMBAUGH is my clone!
8/23/2007, 07:40 PM
Well, basically I truly would rather just die than use a portable excrement facility. I mean that seriously, I would just rather die.How have you lived as long as you have?!?!
SoonerGirl06
8/23/2007, 07:40 PM
The porta potties they had in the parking lot at the Big 12 Championship game last year were rather nice.
I was pretty surprised. Usually those are the most vile, disgusting things in the world.
Oh... BTW... nice threadjack SicEm.
SoonerGirl06
8/23/2007, 07:43 PM
http://www.sweetandbitter.com/inside/images/fergie_pee-thumb.jpg
Oh no! I didn't pull a "Fergie". Came pretty close. Fortunately I was able to get the damn things undone.... just in time.
SicEmBaylor
8/23/2007, 07:44 PM
The porta potties they had in the parking lot at the Big 12 Championship game last year were rather nice.
I was pretty surprised. Usually those are the most vile, disgusting things in the world.
Oh... BTW... nice threadjack SicEm.
I did you a favor, I figured we'd gone as far as we could with your reluctant drawstring. ;)
oumartin
8/23/2007, 07:46 PM
surely you could find a male nearby to bite said drawstring in two
SoonerGirl06
8/23/2007, 07:48 PM
:(
It was a desperate time for me. I was hoping for more sympathy.
And maybe a little bit more hell too. ;)
SoonerGirl06
8/23/2007, 07:49 PM
surely you could find a male nearby to bite said drawstring in two
He was mowing the yard. :O
SicEmBaylor
8/23/2007, 07:50 PM
:(
It was a desperate time for me. I was hoping for more sympathy.
And maybe a little bit more hell too. ;)
Do you wear underwear under those scrubs? I'd ask my dad this but if the answer is no then I'd rather hear it from you.
oumartin
8/23/2007, 07:51 PM
He was mowing the yard.
Well then he was already in your pants then! ;)
SoonerGirl06
8/23/2007, 07:51 PM
:D:D
SicEmBaylor
8/23/2007, 07:52 PM
No.
Awesome.
(in your case)
oumartin
8/23/2007, 07:52 PM
sorry, thats what we call it. :D
SoonerGirl06
8/23/2007, 07:54 PM
sorry, thats what we call it. :D
You guys call it sooooo many things. It's hard to keep up.
Where did you work there were no scissors... or a knife...
SicEmBaylor
8/23/2007, 07:55 PM
Also, WTF were you doing taking a bathroom break?
Man, If I ran/owned a business of any sort then you damned well better be sure my employees aren't going to waste my time by producing waste of their own. they better damned well be doing their job every second of every minute that they're on the clock!
SicEmBaylor
8/23/2007, 07:56 PM
Where did you work there were no scissors... or a knife...
I bet she had a scalpel. Women with sharp objects scare me.
oumartin
8/23/2007, 07:57 PM
just a bit of information Some chics are hawt in scrubs. Just lose the SAS shoes
sanantoniosooner
8/23/2007, 08:00 PM
just a bit of information Some chics are hawt in scrubs. Just lose the SAS shoes
How do you know what my shoes look like?
SoonerGirl06
8/23/2007, 08:01 PM
For the record:
I was in the bathroom... that's where I was when I didn't have a pair of scissors with me to cut my scrubs.
I don't carry a scalpel, but I do know how to use one.
And yes. I do like to think I look hawt in my scrubs. At least I'm told that I do anyway....
SoonerGirl06
8/23/2007, 08:02 PM
...and I don't wear SAS shoes. Nike cross trainers, to be exact.
oumartin
8/23/2007, 08:05 PM
Do you own a candy stripper costume? :D
SicEmBaylor
8/23/2007, 08:06 PM
When I broke my femur in half at 5 years old I was in the hospital for quite awhile. I had this blonde big chested nurse who came around pretty damned often. Anyway, I always pinched her *** as she walked away and she seemed to get a kick out of it.
I wish I could remember her name...I wonder if she'd still get a kick out of it.
SoonerGirl06
8/23/2007, 08:12 PM
You wouldn't believe some of the stunts male patients try to pull on the nurses.
Oh good Lord! You guys are a piece of work when you're sick. :D
oumartin
8/23/2007, 08:18 PM
hey I have a priapism, you mind ;)
SicEmBaylor
8/23/2007, 08:20 PM
hey I have a priapism, you mind ;)
I saw on Grey's Anatomy how they take care of that. The stick a big *** needle in and drain the blood out. :eek:
So uh, have fun with that!
I bet she had a scalpel. Women with sharp objects scare me.
Ha they scare me too...
You wouldn't believe some of the stunts male patients try to pull on the nurses.
Oh good Lord! You guys are a piece of work when you're sick. :D
What stunts have you gotten? :O
oumartin
8/23/2007, 08:22 PM
I was hoping for a massage maybe
goingoneight
8/23/2007, 08:23 PM
Just put a Texas hat on and **** yourself in public.
Pure.
Comedy.
Gold.
Might consider sunglasses and a wig to conceal yer identity. :D
phead903
8/23/2007, 08:27 PM
:confused: :confused: :confused: :confused: :confused:
SoonerGirl06
8/23/2007, 08:28 PM
What stunts have you gotten? :O
The old "I need help with the urinal" stunt.
Oh please! As if I don't know....
The old "I need help with the urinal" stunt.
Oh please! As if I don't know....
that can't be the worst one...
oumartin
8/23/2007, 08:30 PM
you better be strong to hold mine!
SoonerGirl06
8/23/2007, 08:33 PM
I was hoping for a massage maybe
Only if the doctor orders for a catheter to be inserted.
phead903
8/23/2007, 08:33 PM
The old "I need help with the urinal" stunt.
Oh please! As if I don't know....
Nurse: "Are you through yet, Mr Phead903?"
Me: "Honey, I been through for 3 minutes!"
SoonerGirl06
8/23/2007, 08:34 PM
that can't be the worst one...
The list is too long to mention.
Besides, I wouldn't want to get too many of ya'll all excited and everything. There's only so much one nurse can do... ;) :D
SoonerGirl06
8/23/2007, 08:36 PM
Nurse: "Are you through yet, Mr Phead903?"
Me: "Honey, I been through for 3 minutes!"
You sir, deserve the Golden Urinal Award!
:D :D :D
oumartin
8/23/2007, 08:36 PM
I know we make fun and such but I am really thankful for nurses.
They are great for fantasies and role playing.
Frozen Sooner
8/23/2007, 08:37 PM
You work in a hospital. Scalpel. Sheesh.
And yeah, I've had drawstring issues before with the gym shorts.
SoonerGirl06
8/23/2007, 08:39 PM
Noooo.... I used to work in a hospital. I work in an Aesthetic Surgery clinic now. In other words... I work for a plastic surgeon.
oumartin
8/23/2007, 08:41 PM
did you get free implants? I've been wanting to get a little cosmetic surgery done. you know making my cheeks fuller(here come the jokes) getting rid of the bag under my eyes.. :D
SicEmBaylor
8/23/2007, 08:45 PM
Does your employer do penial enlargements? I don't need it myself of course, but I have a friend who has been asking around.
Frozen Sooner
8/23/2007, 08:46 PM
Noooo.... I used to work in a hospital. I work in an Aesthetic Surgery clinic now. In other words... I work for a plastic surgeon.
OK, I'm relatively sure they use scalpels there as well.
LilSooner
8/23/2007, 08:49 PM
needing to go tinkle really, really, really, REALLY bad and the drawstring on your scrub pants gets tied in a knot. :(
Whoa! Same exact thing happened to me today. I drove from Elk City to Arnette and I was about to pop. But one stupid knot didn't stop me.
oumartin
8/23/2007, 08:51 PM
Arnett! ;)
and there should have been plenty of isolated road where you could have just gone behind a shrub
OCUDad
8/23/2007, 09:03 PM
And yeah, I've had drawstring issues before with the gym shorts.Can't ever find a drawstring long enough?
(runs away)
SoonerGirl06
8/23/2007, 09:05 PM
I've been wanting to get a little cosmetic surgery done. you know making my cheeks fuller and getting rid of the bag between my thighs..
Fixed.
YWIA
soonernation
8/23/2007, 09:08 PM
Does your employer do penial enlargements? I don't need it myself of course, but I have a friend who has been asking around.
It would probably be cheaper if you went to the doctor and got an extra stitch or two.
Jimminy Crimson
8/23/2007, 09:10 PM
Does your employer do penial enlargements? I don't need it myself of course, but I have a friend who has been asking around.
I think you'd have to go to a urologist AND a plastic surgeon for that.
Is it in yet?
I'm done... :O
SicEmBaylor
8/23/2007, 09:11 PM
I think you'd have to go to a urologist AND a plastic surgeon for that.
As long as I'm happy.
i thought nurses wore little white skirts?/
oumartin
8/23/2007, 09:13 PM
i thought nurses wore little white skirts?/
I like this mans thinkin! stilettos too
Jimminy Crimson
8/23/2007, 09:21 PM
...with fishnets and their top unbuttoned so you can see their red bra.
At least that's how it is in all the hospitals I've been to!
Jimminy Crimson
8/23/2007, 09:22 PM
As long as I'm happy.
I don't know if my dad does those... If 'your friend' is interested, I'll ask him.
SoonerGirl06
8/23/2007, 09:32 PM
i thought nurses wore little white skirts?/
I like this mans thinkin! stilettos too
...with fishnets and their top unbuttoned so you can see their red bra.
At least that's how it is in all the hospitals I've been to!
You guys've been watching waaaayyyy too much pron....
Jimminy Crimson
8/23/2007, 09:37 PM
You guys've been making waaaayyyy too much pron....
I'm a professional! :texan:
Frozen Sooner
8/23/2007, 09:50 PM
You guys've been watching waaaayyyy too much pron....
The other day, the weirdest thing happened. A woman came over to fix my copier and we DIDN'T have sex. BIZZARE!
SoonerGirl06
8/23/2007, 09:57 PM
The other day, the weirdest thing happened. A woman came over to fix my copier and we DIDN'T have sex. BIZZARE!
SHOCKING!!!!!
:eek: :eek: :eek:
tulsaoilerfan
8/23/2007, 10:01 PM
Oh no..... don't you know that you're like 10th on the list? ;)
he's THAT high? :eek:
SoonerGirl06
8/23/2007, 10:06 PM
Pssstt... don't tell SicEm... but he's 10th from the bottom of the list.;)
oumartin
8/23/2007, 10:06 PM
She gives to charity!
OKC-SLC
8/23/2007, 10:21 PM
the bag under my eyes
NTTAWWT.
oumartin
8/23/2007, 10:24 PM
Hey I have to get in close with the camera for the money shots. ;)
Hey I have to get in close with the camera for the money shots. ;)
this statement made me laugh, barf, then laugh again:D
OKC-SLC
8/23/2007, 10:28 PM
heh.
SoonerGirl06
8/23/2007, 11:20 PM
She gives to charity!
What can I say... I have a weak spot for those in need.
Soonerus
8/23/2007, 11:24 PM
What can I say... I have a weak spot for those in need.
Kim's cool !!!
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