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OCUDad
8/22/2007, 09:30 PM
MOSCOW (Reuters) - A woman set fire to her ex-husband's penis as he sat naked watching television and drinking vodka, Moscow police said Wednesday.

Asked if the man would make a full recovery, a police spokeswoman said it was "difficult to predict."

The attack climaxed three years of acrimonious enforced co-habitation. The couple divorced three years ago but continued to share a small flat, something common in Russia where property costs are very high.

"It was monstrously painful," the wounded ex-husband told Tvoi Den newspaper. "I was burning like a torch. I don't know what I did to deserve this."

jk the sooner fan
8/22/2007, 09:35 PM
what is it with the removing of the penises.....

OCUDad
8/22/2007, 09:42 PM
jk envy, no doubt.

jk the sooner fan
8/22/2007, 09:44 PM
well yeah! :)

OUinFLA
8/22/2007, 09:46 PM
that's hot !

oumartin
8/22/2007, 09:48 PM
The attack climaxed :eek:

CatfishSooner
8/22/2007, 10:42 PM
I wonder if they still live together?

sanantoniosooner
8/22/2007, 10:47 PM
He's not in the house but he still talks to the mom using the son's window.

Paperclip
8/22/2007, 10:50 PM
So, you feel a burning sensation when you urinate?
Uh, no Doc.

Mongo
8/22/2007, 10:54 PM
I'll pose a quick question: would you prefer this style of hog mutilation, or a John Wayne Bobbit style?

AlbqSooner
8/23/2007, 06:20 AM
Bobbit got an inflatable replacement. Not sure what you do in this case.

jk the sooner fan
8/23/2007, 06:33 AM
if you burned it, nurses would be changing the dressing all the time...so i'm thinking the healing process might be more fun

VeeJay
8/23/2007, 07:16 AM
Who the hell drinks vodka naked??

Miko
8/23/2007, 09:46 AM
Who the hell drinks vodka naked??
Well, maybe not in the BEGINNING of the evening........

jk the sooner fan
8/23/2007, 10:19 AM
Who the hell drinks vodka naked??

there is a small russian restaurant not too far from the house, in one of the strip malls.....they've got a table that sits out side the door, that always has a group of men sitting out there......one of them is the owner i think, he's big as a house and always sitting out there shirtless in small shorts...i assume he's drinking vodka...cause you know, he's russian

Miko
8/23/2007, 10:55 AM
Actually, I've found that most things worth doing, are worth doing nakid.

With the possible exceptions of bee keeping or frying bacon.