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OCUDad
8/22/2007, 09:30 PM
MOSCOW (Reuters) - A woman set fire to her ex-husband's penis as he sat naked watching television and drinking vodka, Moscow police said Wednesday.
Asked if the man would make a full recovery, a police spokeswoman said it was "difficult to predict."
The attack climaxed three years of acrimonious enforced co-habitation. The couple divorced three years ago but continued to share a small flat, something common in Russia where property costs are very high.
"It was monstrously painful," the wounded ex-husband told Tvoi Den newspaper. "I was burning like a torch. I don't know what I did to deserve this."
jk the sooner fan
8/22/2007, 09:35 PM
what is it with the removing of the penises.....
OCUDad
8/22/2007, 09:42 PM
jk envy, no doubt.
jk the sooner fan
8/22/2007, 09:44 PM
well yeah! :)
OUinFLA
8/22/2007, 09:46 PM
that's hot !
oumartin
8/22/2007, 09:48 PM
The attack climaxed :eek:
CatfishSooner
8/22/2007, 10:42 PM
I wonder if they still live together?
sanantoniosooner
8/22/2007, 10:47 PM
He's not in the house but he still talks to the mom using the son's window.
Paperclip
8/22/2007, 10:50 PM
So, you feel a burning sensation when you urinate?
Uh, no Doc.
I'll pose a quick question: would you prefer this style of hog mutilation, or a John Wayne Bobbit style?
AlbqSooner
8/23/2007, 06:20 AM
Bobbit got an inflatable replacement. Not sure what you do in this case.
jk the sooner fan
8/23/2007, 06:33 AM
if you burned it, nurses would be changing the dressing all the time...so i'm thinking the healing process might be more fun
VeeJay
8/23/2007, 07:16 AM
Who the hell drinks vodka naked??
Who the hell drinks vodka naked??
Well, maybe not in the BEGINNING of the evening........
jk the sooner fan
8/23/2007, 10:19 AM
Who the hell drinks vodka naked??
there is a small russian restaurant not too far from the house, in one of the strip malls.....they've got a table that sits out side the door, that always has a group of men sitting out there......one of them is the owner i think, he's big as a house and always sitting out there shirtless in small shorts...i assume he's drinking vodka...cause you know, he's russian
Actually, I've found that most things worth doing, are worth doing nakid.
With the possible exceptions of bee keeping or frying bacon.
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