This bugs me:

[TUSooner]

For some reason, today when I pass my cursor over the titles of the sorry threads you dipweeds are posting, I can't see that little sample of the inanity you are trying to express, so I have to waste my valuable time-wasting-and-not-working-time actually opening and viewing the POS things.

And I mean that in the nicest possible way.

[sanantoniosooner]

You're not a very nice person.

[SoonerStormchaser]

I hate you TU, I did what your location said to do...you owe me a new computer!