Why can't we kill a hurricane

[1stTimeCaller]

with a few 2000 pound bombs or a few MOABs dropped into the eye?

Wouldn't the high pressure of the detonation disrupt the low pressure of the eye?

Or would it be too short of a time of high pressure to affect it any.

[jk the sooner fan]

apparently we've only mastered the art of controlling the weather as it pertains to increasing the temperatures on the entire planet

we're still working on storm busting

[sanantoniosooner]

We should just build a wall to keep them out of the country.

[sooner_born_1960]

apparently we've only mastered the art of controlling the weather as it pertains to increasing the temperatures on the entire planet

we're still working on storm busting
If George Bush can cause a hurricane to hit New Orleans, he can disrupt this one.

[jk the sooner fan]

well, his hurricane machine is on the fritz now that Karl Rove is retiring

[Miko]

Hurricanes are endangered species that live only a short time as it is. It would be wrong to hunt, hurt or kill them. We cannont even farm raise them for their meat, fur or hides. We can only create them and direct them to cities to affect women, children and minorities. Sorry. :rolleyes:

[1stTimeCaller]

Well Miko, you could use some new neighbors. Maybe we can get one to hit West Memphis, Arkansas this year.

:D

[StuIsTheMan]

a simple "Yes." By all means sir, drop that ****er, twice!
:D

[Beef]

Michael Vick tried to hang a hurricane once, but it didn't kill it.

[royalfan5]

What if we killed the hurricane and it came back as a zombie hurricane? Then we'd really be ****ed. I say we take are chances with the live ones.

[critical_phil]

you can't kill rock -n- roll \m/

http://www.kapooku.com/_images/scorpions.jpg

[Miko]

Well Miko, you could use some new neighbors. Maybe we can get one to hit West Memphis, Arkansas this year.

:D

Gee, thanks.

We must have our own statue of liberty somewhere in town reading, "Send us your cold, your tired, your poor convicted masses yearning to run amok."

On a completely unrelated topic, there are billboards in H-town advertising that "Soul is waterproof" NEW Orleans.... I have often wondered if they are a product of the N.O. chamber of commerce, or Houston's.

[RacerX]

9/8/2007

[Tulsa_Fireman]

On a completely unrelated topic, there are billboards in H-town advertising that "Soul is waterproof" NEW Orleans...

Soul might be, but apparently chocolate isn't.

[Miko]

Since we can't kill them, could we use "less-than-lethal" options on them, like those dazzler lasers to disorient them and send them back to sea?

[1stTimeCaller]

I'm starting to think that you people are not taking this thread seriously.

[Tulsa_Fireman]

I shot a hurricane in Reno.

Just to watch it die.

[1stTimeCaller]

Don't make me do something drastic.

I will.

I'm not scared.

[Tulsa_Fireman]

*whispers*

Forget it. He's rolling.

[OUinFLA]

Don't make me do something drastic.

I will.

I'm not scared.


chill out, go kill a hurricane or something.

[Miko]

I shot a hurricane in Reno.

Just to watch it die.

I once shot a man, just to watch him die. Then I got distracted and missed it.:mad:

[Sooner in Tampa]

Hurricane Killer

http://mike.files.wordpress.com/2005/12/chuck_norris_1.jpg

[1stTimeCaller]

keep it up

[SteelClip49]

This thread should be re-titled or something. I am just saying that because we could have Miami fans come over here and read this thread. Bryan Pata was killed last year and seeing the "hurricane killer" post is not the way to go. That is just my opinion it.

[critical_phil]

People make mistakes FormerEmployeeOUAthleticDepartment

[noleamite]

Fools, everyone knows the only way to destroy a hurricane is with a rainbow.
This is the guy for the job.

http://www.azfamily.com/images/misc/expo2005/simmons.jpg

[1stTimeCaller]

This thread should be re-titled or something. I am just saying that because we could have Miami fans come over here and read this thread. Bryan Pata was killed last year and seeing the "hurricane killer" post is not the way to go. That is just my opinion it.

Your comment has been noted and passed on to my manager.

He wanted me to tell you that your opinion is stupid.

He then said round file that guy's comment.

[SteelClip49]

phil, whether you are being sarcastic or not, this is a serious issue.

[sanantoniosooner]

Homey likes Golden Hurricanes.

Sicko.

[sanantoniosooner]

phil, whether you are being sarcastic or not, this is a serious issue.
I guess I shouldn't post that "Why can't we kill an eagle" thread?

[sooner_born_1960]

My kids go to a Jr. High with a bobcat for a mascot. Imagine how distrought they are when they read Hamhock's posts.

[Sooner in Tampa]

Now this man can stop ANYTHING!!!!

http://www.desktopextreme.com/photos/24_-_Jack_Bauer_128200540958PM382.jpg

[sanantoniosooner]

If I say I'll do something "later" do I forfeit my "sooner" status?

[KABOOKIE]

OK PEOPLE!!! A hurricane has the equivalent force of 100 Hiroshima sized nukes. Dropping a 2000 pounder or a MOAB on it would be like telling a mosquito to go knock the **** out of an elephant.

[sooner_born_1960]

100 Hiroshima sized nukes can be taken apart with a wrench.

[KABOOKIE]

100 Hiroshima sized nukes can be taken apart with a wrench.


Water boils at 100 degrees C.

[sooner_born_1960]

at sea level.

[KABOOKIE]

at sea level.

It's standard atmosphere and tempature!

:les: GET IT RIGHT!!!

[1stTimeCaller]

You guys are going to force my hand.

It won't be too long until this thing is out of my control.

[KABOOKIE]

whatever you do with your hand.... dont give me a shocker.

[sanantoniosooner]

You guys are going to force my hand.

It won't be too long until this thing is out of my control.
How far can you pee?

[critical_phil]

would be like telling a mosquito to go **** an elephant.


i LOVE that joke.


take it all, bitch!

[1stTimeCaller]

keep it up, bus driver.

[sanantoniosooner]

Homey likes Golden Hurricanes.

Sicko.
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!11!!!!!1!!!!!!!!1

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[sooner_born_1960]

It's standard atmosphere and tempature!

:les: GET IT RIGHT!!!
My mistake.

[1stTimeCaller]

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!11!!!!!1!!!!!!!!1

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SAS, I'm not sure if you are being sarcastic or not but this is a serious matter.

[sanantoniosooner]

People make mistakes 1TC

[Sooner in Tampa]

keep it up, bus driver.How can you type with only one hand :confused:

[1stTimeCaller]

pen is in mouth

[Sooner in Tampa]

penis in mouth
:eek::eek::eek::eek:

[SteelClip49]

:mad:

[1stTimeCaller]

aww man, nothing is a serious issue on here. Unless it's health related.

[Fraggle145]

Dont talk about dead hurricanes...

I'll kick your ***

I mean it.

[soonerinabilene]

http://i153.photobucket.com/albums/s236/whatthehellidid/ElChris.jpg
Bet he could do it.

[Jerk]

YES! There is a way to destroy a hurricane.

You just need the right bomb (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tsar_Bomba).

50 megatons of Soviet fury!


http://farm1.static.flickr.com/131/339291829_59679da6f8_o.gif

[slickdawg]

Yeah, and then we would have a radioactive hurricane hit somewhere.

[Sooner24]

I saw Superman fly clockwise really fast around a hurricane once, in a comic book, and it just fizzled out. So don't be saying it can't be done.

[OUstud]

9/8/2007

Truth.

[KABOOKIE]

http://img201.imageshack.us/img201/995/hurricanefg3.gif (http://imageshack.us)

[phead903]

http://i153.photobucket.com/albums/s236/whatthehellidid/ElChris.jpg

El Chris - which is Spanish for .... the Chris....

[SicEmBaylor]

It's not bombs we need to drop into the hurricane, it's silica packets.

[slickdawg]

It's not bombs we need to drop into the hurricane, it's silica packets.


now there is a scientific thought. It would take 30,000 trillion of them, but its possible.

[Jerk]

Yeah, and then we would have a radioactive hurricane hit somewhere.

Yeah, but it we could see it because it would glow in the dark.