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Mongo
8/20/2007, 02:18 PM
and has a sweet smell to it? I keep finding it on the towels and some clothes when I pick them up to do laundry in <my BIL>'s room.

Does it have to do with drugs?"

This is a tiny bit of the conversation I had with my MIL.

I have no idea what it could be, can ya'll think of any?
OUDoc
8/20/2007, 02:22 PM
Does have a bit of a wang to it.
sooner_born_1960
8/20/2007, 02:29 PM
Cyanide has a sweet almond smell.
IronSooner
8/20/2007, 02:33 PM
Sugar? ;)
Osce0la
8/20/2007, 02:36 PM
baby powder? :confused:
StoopTroup
8/20/2007, 02:40 PM
Hemorroid medicine
StuIsTheMan
8/20/2007, 02:49 PM
BIL=Brother in law?
Sounds like someones been drinking their OJ:D
Newbomb Turk
8/20/2007, 03:10 PM
Does have a bit of a wang to it.

"I've had this taste in my mouth before..."
StuIsTheMan
8/20/2007, 03:14 PM
"I've had this taste in my mouth before..."

I thought you swang that way:P
Mongo
8/20/2007, 03:14 PM
i dont think some of ya'll are taking this seriously

it could be drugs making him do this
critical_phil
8/20/2007, 03:20 PM
i dont think some of ya'll are taking this seriously

it could be drugs making him do this


i agree. there's nothing funny about crack.


except when it's in your avatar.
StuIsTheMan
8/20/2007, 03:25 PM
i dont think some of ya'll are taking this seriously

it could be drugs making him do this

DOES HE DRINK ALOT OF OJ....seriously?
Newbomb Turk
8/20/2007, 03:33 PM
i dont think some of ya'll are taking this seriously


i think you're on to something.
Mongo
8/20/2007, 03:33 PM
DOES HE DRINK ALOT OF OJ....seriously?

if memory serves me correctly, i think he is an apple juice kind of guy
StuIsTheMan
8/20/2007, 03:37 PM
if memory serves me correctly, i think he is an apple juice kind of guy


That'll do it...
Mongo
8/20/2007, 03:38 PM
That'll do it...


apple juice causes white stains on the towels?:confused:
JohnnyMack
8/20/2007, 03:39 PM
Could it be his deodorant?
Soonrboy
8/20/2007, 03:46 PM
apple juice causes white stains on the towels?:confused:

if he is using it as lubrication, yeah.
StuIsTheMan
8/20/2007, 03:55 PM
apple juice causes white stains on the towels?:confused:


OK I WILL SPELL IT OUT FOR YA...HE IS SPANK'N IT AND WIPPING HIS BABY BATER ON THE TOWELS...SINCE HE DRINKS ALOT OF JUICE...IT MAKES HIS SPUNK SMELL FUITY...

My wife has an oral fixation...that is all I am gonna say on my knowledge of this...
Mongo
8/20/2007, 04:12 PM
OK I WILL SPELL IT OUT FOR YA...HE IS SPANK'N IT AND WIPPING HIS BABY BATER ON THE TOWELS...SINCE HE DRINKS ALOT OF JUICE...IT MAKES HIS SPUNK SMELL FUITY...

My wife has an oral fixation...that is all I am gonna say on my knowledge of this...

oh, I get it now. This makes what c_p was saying about 1TC tasting like hawiian punch make more sense.

But I think you are a liar, no married woman does that to her husband
colleyvillesooner
8/20/2007, 04:15 PM
OK I WILL SPELL IT OUT FOR YA...HE IS SPANK'N IT AND WIPPING HIS BABY BATER ON THE TOWELS...SINCE HE DRINKS ALOT OF JUICE...IT MAKES HIS SPUNK SMELL FUITY...

My wife has an oral fixation...that is all I am gonna say on my knowledge of this...

http://www.phog.tv/images/emoticons/popcorn.gif
JohnnyMack
8/20/2007, 04:19 PM
:eddie:
yermom
8/20/2007, 04:19 PM
perhaps the BIL needs to be doing his own laundry ;)
JohnnyMack
8/20/2007, 04:25 PM
I have the swamp-***.

Sometimes I use deodorant in my crotchal region.

Maybe that's what it is?
colleyvillesooner
8/20/2007, 04:28 PM
I hope you have 2 different deodorants...
jk the sooner fan
8/20/2007, 04:47 PM
some things really are better left "unshared"
JohnnyMack
8/20/2007, 04:48 PM
I hope you have 2 different deodorants...

Sure. I just use my wife's.

:D
Harry Beanbag
8/20/2007, 05:05 PM
I have the swamp-***.

Sometimes I use deodorant in my crotchal region.

Maybe that's what it is?


So you're the 95 year old dude I saw in the locker room at the gym a couple of weeks ago. :eek: I finally regained my eyesight over the weekend.
1stTimeCaller
8/20/2007, 05:16 PM
Is it hair gel?
Harry Beanbag
8/20/2007, 05:18 PM
Does it taste salty?
StuIsTheMan
8/20/2007, 05:34 PM
oh, I get it now. This makes what c_p was saying about 1TC tasting like hawiian punch make more sense.

But I think you are a liar, no married woman does that to her husband

Hey I am not oumartin...no pic's sorry...I would get a "Vic Perma Bane" fo sho


And yes I treat her right she treats me right...14 years strong baby:D
1stTimeCaller
8/20/2007, 05:46 PM
Does it feel like it's moving when she touches it?
StuIsTheMan
8/20/2007, 05:53 PM
Does it feel like it's moving when she touches it?
heh?
critical_phil
8/20/2007, 05:53 PM
oh, I get it now. This makes what c_p was saying about 1TC tasting like hawiian punch make more sense.


for the record, kind sir, i didn't say hawaiian punch.

i said Bubblicious.


and it doesn't matter anyway, it's over between us. 1TC won't even return my PM's.
StuIsTheMan
8/20/2007, 05:55 PM
for the record, kind sir, i didn't say hawaiian punch.

i said Bubblicious.


and it doesn't matter anyway, it's over between us. 1TC won't even return my PM's.


ah just go get a pint of Haagen Dazs and all will be fine man
1stTimeCaller
8/20/2007, 05:57 PM
You gots to send one first, punkin.
critical_phil
8/20/2007, 05:59 PM
oh, it gets even worse.


he's not even reading the ones i've sent.
StuIsTheMan
8/20/2007, 06:01 PM
oh, it gets even worse.


he's not even reading the ones i've sent.

Chocolate Fudge Brownie man...
proud gonzo
8/20/2007, 07:52 PM
this is one of those threads I wish I hadn't clicked on.
StuIsTheMan
8/20/2007, 07:56 PM
this is one of those threads I wish I hadn't clicked on.


:D