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Ardmore_Sooner
8/20/2007, 12:58 AM
What makes the carbonation in sodas so bad for you? I had someone tell me that I should stop drinking a club soda because the carbonation is not good for your body. Wouldn't the sugar and caffine be the enemy here?:confused:
Turd_Ferguson
8/20/2007, 12:59 AM
carbonation makes you poop green. YWIA
Ardmore_Sooner
8/20/2007, 01:01 AM
So that's not cabbage? Hmmm....
Frozen Sooner
8/20/2007, 01:01 AM
carbonation makes you poop green. YWIA

Grape Gatorade is not carbonated.
Turd_Ferguson
8/20/2007, 01:03 AM
No, cabbage actually makes you fart's stink really bad. Even worse than than the smell of boiled cabbage itself.
yermom
8/20/2007, 01:03 AM
Grape Gatorade is not carbonated.

just imagine if it was :eek:
Turd_Ferguson
8/20/2007, 01:04 AM
Grape Gatorade is not carbonated.But, Grape Nehi is.
olevetonahill
8/20/2007, 01:12 AM
But I like Carbonated Cabbage !
soonerboomer93
8/20/2007, 03:35 AM
well, the carbonation can make you feel bloated...
David Earl
8/20/2007, 06:00 AM
Isn't it supposedly hard on the kidney or something?
OUinFLA
8/20/2007, 06:09 AM
Isn't it supposedly hard on the kidney or something?


pfffft, as long as Paul "Bear" Bryant is around to donate, who cares?
David Earl
8/20/2007, 06:10 AM
pfffft, as long as Paul "Bear" Bryant is around to donate, who cares?

Has your kidney ever burped fella? Well, let me tell you. It's no laughing matter.... when a kidney burps.... really loud.... from carbonation... in a sody pop...
soonerboomer93
8/20/2007, 06:12 AM
i did some quick reading and didn't see anything about the kidney
David Earl
8/20/2007, 06:19 AM
Seems like a doctor told me once to only drink one or two soda's a week. Maybe he wasn't a doctor, maybe he just stayed at a Holi... oh, nevermind.
soonerboomer93
8/20/2007, 06:21 AM
that's because of the generic bad for you **** in soda...


paging OUDoc...
David Earl
8/20/2007, 06:24 AM
Well, he was talking about carbonation.

You know, it just occurs to me... Several years ago this really old person drank a soda. They're dead now. Hmmm. Makes you think.
soonerboomer93
8/20/2007, 06:47 AM
maybe too many soda's give you kidney stones?

someone ask brj
soonerboomer93
8/20/2007, 06:50 AM
you know, I just had some protien powder mixed in milk

and i'm alive

makes you think :D
David Earl
8/20/2007, 06:52 AM
you know, I just had some protien powder mixed in milk

and i'm alive

makes you think :D

At least it wasn't carbonated.