Nobody is going to tell me.......

[sanantoniosooner]

how soon to get clothes on after I take a shower.

My teeth need brushed. I need to shave. I might even need to surf the web.

And I don't need to clean that counter off.

I just washed that in the shower.

[critical_phil]

no spaghetti for you!

[birddog]

is your ma yelling at you again?

[SelmaBamaFan]

What I think he's trying to say is he browses the SO while dripping wet and nekkid.

[StuIsTheMan]

you can stay nekkid for as long as you want you sexy luchador you;)

[Turd_Ferguson]

I need to shave. I hope you didn't cut yourself with that cheap *** multi blade razor.

[Octavian]

mmm.....spaghetti

[Frozen Sooner]

You know, I'm now finding I get a better shave out of a Fusion razor while using a bristle brush and all the other quality shave goodies than I do out of the safety razor.

[soonerboomer93]

Powered or normal fusion

I'm not real high on my powered fusion

I do probably need to try a shaving brush one day

[critical_phil]

did the shaving thread get locked too?

[Frozen Sooner]

Normal fusion. I'm not paying extra for a vibrating razor.

[oumartin]

Am I the only one that gets the urge to take a big healthy **** right after I get out of the shower? It's like it just waits for me to clean the dingleberries and wham!

[Frozen Sooner]

Not right after I get out of the shower I don't.

[Turd_Ferguson]

Am I the only one that gets the urge to take a big healthy **** right after I get out of the shower? It's like it just waits for me to clean the dingleberries and wham!Guess I'm lucky....my ****'s always hit me before I get in the shower.....helps save on toiler paper.

[SelmaBamaFan]

****, shower, and shave...


Yep this thread covers it all.

[StuIsTheMan]

I use http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y47/mdscott89/nads.jpg on my...well nads:D

[oumartin]

speakin' of shavin'.
I manscaped the other night for 1TC :D

[Frozen Sooner]

I use http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y47/mdscott89/nads.jpg on my...well nads:D

owowowowowowowowowow.

Ow.

[oumartin]

Dude, you don't want no creams on your sac!

[SelmaBamaFan]

Wow, this thread is going to hell...

[pb4ou]

<shakes head>

[oumartin]

oh, i also tend to just stay naked and surf the net after a shower. I use "IT" to press the spacebar.

[critical_phil]

owowowowowowowowowow.

Ow.


Kelly Clarkson!!1!1

[Turd_Ferguson]

Best tool (http://www.shaveeverywhere.com/) for manscaping.

[oumartin]

No, the Personal groomer is the suck! the little comb above the foil mangles the hair around my little wizard!

[Turd_Ferguson]

lol....maybe you need a bigger wizard
edit: ok, your right. it's not all that good, but it's the best i've used.

[oumartin]

maybe! :D

[pb4ou]

I put on my robe and wizard hat.

;)

[Turd_Ferguson]

Nobody want's to look like they got Buckwheet in a scissor lock.

[yermom]

Not right after I get out of the shower I don't.

yeah, it's much better during, you are right

[Frozen Sooner]

yeah, it's much better during, you are right

Exactly. It's all pipes. It's going the same place.

[soonerboomer93]

i find that only works when i gots the squirts

[oumartin]

This is why I have a hot water bag hooked up to my shower! Gotta get them weekly enemas

[sanantoniosooner]

You know, I'm now finding I get a better shave out of a Fusion razor while using a bristle brush and all the other quality shave goodies than I do out of the safety razor.
HOLY CARP

A convert on the South Oval. And you made fun of me for preferring exactly what you suggest.

There really should have been some stickied announcement when you changed your mind just so we could see it's possible on this forum.

[soonerboomer93]

um, i'm pretty sure mikes mentioned before he uses a fusion

in one of the shaving threads no less

[sanantoniosooner]

um, i'm pretty sure mikes mentioned before he uses a fusion

in one of the shaving threads no less
In the shaving thread he made fun of ME for using a fusion and called it "gimicky" or some similar term.

[colleyvillesooner]

for clarification:

http://www.soonerfans.com/forums/showpost.php?p=1920550&postcount=70

carry on.

[yermom]

heh

pwn3d