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critical_phil
8/19/2007, 11:53 PM
-ty still in the Navy?
is one of my favorite quotes from Christmas Vacation.
Frozen Sooner
8/19/2007, 11:53 PM
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SelmaBamaFan
8/19/2007, 11:54 PM
IBTL?
olevetonahill
8/20/2007, 12:00 AM
IBTL?
Me also to .:D
StuIsTheMan
8/20/2007, 12:03 AM
why do navy semen have their name sewn on their back left pocket of their dickies?
So the Marines know who their screw'n:eek:
critical_phil
8/20/2007, 12:11 AM
way to fag up a serious thread about Christmas Vacation quotes.
StuIsTheMan
8/20/2007, 12:28 AM
way to fag up a serious thread about Christmas Vacation quotes.
well you did read what I put in sas's thread right...BIG BOY?
Is your house on fire, Clark?
jk the sooner fan
8/20/2007, 08:21 AM
did somebody break wind?
jk the sooner fan
8/20/2007, 08:22 AM
way to fag up a serious thread about Christmas Vacation quotes.
its probably just his son posting....
1stTimeCaller
8/20/2007, 08:23 AM
****ter's full!!!
you couldnt hear a dumptruck driving through a nitro glycerin plant
It is a bit nipply in here. Did I say "nipple"? I meant nipple.
jk the sooner fan
8/20/2007, 08:32 AM
ok, we're getting away from questions and into statements
I dont think I oughta be going down that hill with nothing between head and my brain but this steel plate Clark
Do you think it really matters Eddie?
Can I drive you out in the middle of nowhere, leave you for dead?
jk the sooner fan
8/20/2007, 08:39 AM
Clark, if you dont mind me asking, how much did the chair set you back? its a quality piece of furniture....
SoonerBorn68
8/20/2007, 09:16 AM
Look kids, a deer!
IronSooner
8/20/2007, 01:37 PM
My fave:
"Can't see the line, can ya Rus?"
StuIsTheMan
8/20/2007, 01:37 PM
its probably just his son posting....
You'll never know JK:D
Hey. If any of you are looking for any last-minute gift ideas for me, I have one. I'd like Frank Shirley, my boss, right here tonight. I want him brought from his happy holiday slumber over there on Melody Lane with all the other rich people and I want him brought right here, with a big ribbon on his head, and I want to look him straight in the eye and I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat-***, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey **** he is. Hallelujah. Holy ****. Where's the Tylenol?
jk the sooner fan
8/20/2007, 01:41 PM
You'll never know JK:D
oh i'm pretty sure i know
StuIsTheMan
8/20/2007, 01:44 PM
oh i'm pretty sure i know
That's not a quote from the movie...now who's fagging up the place?:D
Hey Grizz, Bethany and I figured out the perfect gift for you
Aw, you didn't have to get me anything.
Dammit, Bethany, he guessed it.
JohnnyMack
8/20/2007, 01:48 PM
The little lights aren't twinkling, Clark.
I know Art, and thanks for noticing.
JohnnyMack
8/20/2007, 01:49 PM
Can I get you something to eat? Refill your egg-nog? Take you out in the middle of nowhere, leave you for dead?
No, I'm doin' just fine Clark.
StoopTroup
8/20/2007, 02:10 PM
Sh*tters Full!
soonerinabilene
8/20/2007, 02:12 PM
Where are you gonna put a tree that big?
Bend over and I'll show you.
You got a lot of nerve talking to me like that, griswold.
I wasnt talking to you.
TMcGee86
8/20/2007, 02:18 PM
I can see it in my mind Clark, and it's just beautiful!
jk the sooner fan
8/20/2007, 02:22 PM
Where do you think you're going? Nobody's leaving. Nobody's walking out on this fun, old-fashioned family Christmas. No, no. We're all in this together. This is a full-blown, four-alarm holiday emergency here. We're gonna press on, and we're gonna have the hap, hap, happiest Christmas since Bing Crosby tap-danced with Danny ****ing Kaye. And when Santa squeezes his fat white *** down that chimney tonight, he's gonna find the jolliest bunch of *******s this side of the nuthouse.
jk the sooner fan
8/20/2007, 02:24 PM
You surprised to see us, Clark?
Oh, Eddie... If I woke up tomorrow with my head sewn to the carpet, I wouldn't be more surprised than I am now.
colleyvillesooner
8/20/2007, 02:26 PM
Man, I need to watch it again...
StuIsTheMan
8/20/2007, 02:37 PM
Sh*tters Full!
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XingTheRubicon
8/20/2007, 03:02 PM
He worked really hard, Grandpa
So do washing machines.
soonerinabilene
8/20/2007, 03:22 PM
Where do you think you're going? Nobody's leaving. Nobody's walking out on this fun, old-fashioned family Christmas. No, no. We're all in this together. This is a full-blown, four-alarm holiday emergency here. We're gonna press on, and we're gonna have the hap, hap, happiest Christmas since Bing Crosby tap-danced with Danny ****ing Kaye. And when Santa squeezes his fat white *** down that chimney tonight, he's gonna find the jolliest bunch of *******s this side of the nuthouse.
Your looney.
jk the sooner fan
8/20/2007, 03:31 PM
Every time Catherine would turn on the microwave, I'd **** my pants and forget who I was for about half an hour.
StuIsTheMan
8/20/2007, 03:39 PM
Where is Eddie? He usually eats these goddam things
Not recently, Clark. He read that squirrels were high in cholesterol
jk the sooner fan
8/20/2007, 03:40 PM
Dad this tree wont fit in our back yard...
Its not going in the yard Rus, its going in the living room
StuIsTheMan
8/20/2007, 03:45 PM
Our holidays were always such a mess.
Oh, yeah.
How'd you get through it?
I had a lot of help from Jack Daniels
soonerinabilene
8/20/2007, 04:51 PM
Save the neck for me, Clark.
StuIsTheMan
8/20/2007, 05:36 PM
I have nightmares about was he does when I'm NOT lying next to him.
critical_phil
11/4/2007, 09:46 PM
Merry Christmas. Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas, kiss my ***. Kiss his ***. Kiss your ***. Happy Hanukkah.
Soonerus
11/4/2007, 10:00 PM
Oink, Oink, my man....
critical_phil
12/7/2007, 12:12 AM
Merry Christmas, Sparky.
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