This is one of the best Sunday nights on the SO ever

[Widescreen]

:pop:

[olevetonahill]

Did ya hear the one about the Dyslexic woman ?:D

[SelmaBamaFan]

Im shocked I didnt miss it.


I always miss things...

[StuIsTheMan]

knock it off Mike geesh:D

I am just try'n to have fun....

[Frozen Sooner]

I know man, but I've got a MASSIVE hangover right now. I pooped green earlier today. I'm just trying to keep a lid on here.

http://www.soonerfans.com/forums/images/statusicon/thread_lock.gif

Take that, Dave.

[SelmaBamaFan]

Oh yeah, and IBTL

[Turd_Ferguson]

Did ya hear the one about the Dyslexic woman ?:D I heard about the dyslexic agnostic....did'nt know if she believed in Dog or not.

[StuIsTheMan]

Did ya hear the one about the Dyslexic woman ?:D


Late one evening, the day after he had lost his dad scuba diving, two grim-faced policemen paid Mr. Rhodes a visit. "We're sorry to disturb you at this hour, Mr Rhodes, but we have some information concerning your father. Actually, we have some bad news, some pretty good news and some really great news. Which would you like to hear first?"
Obviously fearing the worst, Mr Rhodes asked for the bad news first.
"We're sorry to inform you, sir," the policeman said, "we found your dad's body in the San Francisco Bay this morning."
Oh, my God!" said a distraught Mr. Rhodes. Remembering what the policeman had said, he asked, "What's the good news?"
"When we pulled himr up," said the policeman, "he had two five-pound lobsters and a dozen crabs on her."
"What?" a confused Mr Rhodes exclaimed. "So, what's the great news?"
As he smiled and smacked his lips, the officer replied, "We're going to pull him up again tomorrow."

[Turd_Ferguson]

I pooped green earlier today. That's usually caused by grape gatorade. YWIA

[Frozen Sooner]

Grape gatorade is purple, though.

Come to think of it, I did drink some Gatorade last night. It may have been grape.

[olevetonahill]

I know man, but I've got a MASSIVE hangover right now. I pooped green earlier today. I'm just trying to keep a lid on here.

http://www.soonerfans.com/forums/images/statusicon/thread_lock.gif

Take that, Dave.
That will teach ya to eat with TD2K again wont it !

[StuIsTheMan]

I know man, but I've got a MASSIVE hangover right now. I pooped green earlier today. I'm just trying to keep a lid on here.

http://www.soonerfans.com/forums/images/statusicon/thread_lock.gif

Take that, Dave.


Late night at the ol Bush company?:pop:

[SelmaBamaFan]

Gin makes you sin, and poop green.

[Turd_Ferguson]

Grape gatorade is purple, though.

Come to think of it, I did drink some Gatorade last night. It may have been grape.Swear to Gawd, grape gaotorade makes you poop green. Like, lime green, or maybe a mint.

[SelmaBamaFan]

Late night at the ol Bush company?:pop:


hehe

[Frozen Sooner]

Never even MADE it to the Bush last night, and it was kind of on the agenda.

Wouldn't be so bad if I hadn't gotten lit up last night at someone's house, went home, then got lit up again this morning.

I then watched Shaun of the Dead and Hot Fuzz back to back. It's very hard for me to not call people t--ts right now.

[KABOOKIE]

A Sunday meltdown. These usually come around when I'm flying and can't check the internets.

[soonerboomer93]

sometimes too much beer can do that to me...

depends on what beer though

[Turd_Ferguson]

I got Hot Fuzz set'n on my tv. The 16 year old had to have it. Is it any good?

[StuIsTheMan]

how do you make a dead person float....


take yer boot off their head...

[Frozen Sooner]

I got Hot Fuzz set'n on my tv. The 16 year old had to have it. Is it any good?

If you liked Shaun of the Dead, you will love Hot Fuzz. Great flick.

[GottaHavePride]

I will confirm, the purple gatorade turns your **** green. I drank a bit too much of the purple variety during Pride rehearsals one season.

[proud gonzo]

how do you make a dead person float....


take yer boot off their head...I thought it was rootbeer and two scoops of dead person. :confused:

[proud gonzo]

I will confirm, the purple gatorade turns your **** green. I drank a bit too much of the purple variety during Pride rehearsals one season.That just does not make any sense.

I mean, I know that when mixing paint sometimes green+red=purple but...it's just too disturbing to continue that thought

[Frozen Sooner]

No, that's how you make a rhino float.

Though why you'd need a dead person, I don't know. Plus, I think Lil would be mad.

I mean, that just doesn't make any sense.

[SelmaBamaFan]

Hrmmmm, hangovers make Mike's mind a lil loopy.

[proud gonzo]

I think he's just been reading too much Amy Tan

[Frozen Sooner]

Just 'cause a brother knows who Snow White's sister is...

I OWN that game.

[StuIsTheMan]

How do you get a 100 babies into a bucket?

With a blender...


How do you get them out?

With 3 mesicans and a bag of Totilla chips:D

[GottaHavePride]

That just does not make any sense.

I mean, I know that when mixing paint sometimes green+red=purple but...it's just too disturbing to continue that thought

We had bought the powder you mix your own gatorade with. The grape powder is not purple, it's actually bluish-green. For some reason it looks purple in water. In yer crap, it looks green.

[proud gonzo]

ah.

I think we still have a container of that stuff in our kitchen....

[Widescreen]

This thread has gone all scientific and stuff.

Ike-nip.

[GottaHavePride]

I don't want to know anything about Ike's nips.

[olevetonahill]

ah.

I think we still have a container of that stuff in our kitchen....
Yall have a container Of GHPs green poop ?

[oumartin]

Bunch Nerds on here


<<<<<<<<<<and a perv

[StuIsTheMan]

Yall have a container Of GHPs green poop ?

no I think she was talking about the puree'd babies and chips...or was it the mesicans...my neighbors have a few of them living in their garage...

[Octavian]

no I think she was talking about the puree'd babies and chips...or was it the mesicans...my neighbors have a few of them living in their garage...


:bsmf:

[StuIsTheMan]

:bsmf:



I ain't got no fish man...

[47straight]

That just does not make any sense.

I mean, I know that when mixing paint sometimes green+red=purple but...it's just too disturbing to continue that thought


Some of the food coloring gets absorbed into your system. What's left makes it green.

[proud gonzo]

Yall have a container Of GHPs green poop ?NO.

we have a container of the powdered grape gatorade

[jk the sooner fan]

Grape gatorade is purple, though.

Come to think of it, I did drink some Gatorade last night. It may have been grape.

trust me, purple gatorade = green poop

[StuIsTheMan]

Fruit loops make me poop green as well...just say'n

[Turd_Ferguson]

Guacamole makes my poo green.

[SelmaBamaFan]

I cant remember the last time I pooped Green, so have no idea what caused it. I'll have to document it next time.

[proud gonzo]

ooh, a poo journal. SBiB would love it.

[Gandalf_The_Grey]

Can you give a thread negative stars ;)