You guys are messed up...

[Soonerus]

...we have a real desperate situation here in Oklahoma...keep joking but it is not funny to us...

[SoonerStormchaser]

I know...it was desperate enough for me to pack up and fly outta there about two hours ago...so now I'm back in San Antonio.

[Soonerus]

and that means what smartass...

[olevetonahill]

I agree Russell . We need to pay our teachers More , And quit bitchin about em .

[Soonerus]

Hey, it is nasty up here in central OK and everything else is totally asinine and insensitive...

[olevetonahill]

This is the SO russell
Thats our Job .

[Soonerus]

Possibly worst evar in central Oklahoma.....serious...

[LilSooner]

What? Did you forget about 99?

Seriously. Nobody cares about western oklahoma anyways :D

[GottaHavePride]

OK, let's everbody just chill the **** out.

[olevetonahill]

OK, let's everbody just chill the **** out.
Bro Mike done Handled it ;)

[Widescreen]

OK, let's everbody just chill the **** out.
HELP! HELP! I'M BEING REPRESSED!!!!!!

[Frozen Sooner]

YOU SEE THE VIOLENCE INHERENT IN THE SYSTEM???

[proud gonzo]

Bloody peasant.

[Vaevictis]

http://img299.imageshack.us/img299/6941/chickenlittle300x298wa0.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

[SelmaBamaFan]

Did GHP have a delayed reaction or show up really, really late?

[olevetonahill]

http://img299.imageshack.us/img299/6941/chickenlittle300x298wa0.jpg (http://imageshack.us)
someone, when they try !:D

[Frozen Sooner]

I hit the mod signal.

[olevetonahill]

Did GHP have a delayed reaction or show up really, really late?
Its That syndrom thing , i think

[GottaHavePride]

Did GHP have a delayed reaction or show up really, really late?

I was in the shower.

[soonerboomer93]

:les: DON'T MAKE ME PULL THIS INNERWEB OVA!!!!!

[olevetonahill]

I hit the mod signal.
So now we gots the " Mod Squad " ?

[SelmaBamaFan]

I was in the shower.


For god's sake, I hope you arent like sanantoniosooner and put some clothes on!`:eek:

[proud gonzo]

I hit the mod signal.heh :D

[Vaevictis]

For god's sake, I hope you arent like sanantoniosooner and put some clothes on!`:eek:

:confused:

Does that really say what you meant it to say?

[Frozen Sooner]

Dude, we ALL moderate naked.

Well, I do.

Wanna cam?

[soonerboomer93]

I'd rather have a female bod squad if I have a vote...

[Widescreen]

YOU SAW THEM REPRESSING ME, DIDN'T YOU?

[proud gonzo]

I thought it was the rufnek dude who was posting nekkid :confused:

[soonerboomer93]

Dude, we ALL moderate naked.

Well, I do.

Wanna cam?

Ironically enough, since they had on Happy boy this just made me bust out...

[pb4ou]

:les: stop staring Stu!!!!

[olevetonahill]

I'd rather have a female bod squad if I have a vote...
In

[StuIsTheMan]

Bro Mike done Handled it ;)


Does that mean rus is baned to Slicks site?...LETS GO VET! FUN FOR ALL!

[soonerboomer93]

05 flashes underage girls and their dad

sas is posting nekkid i think

[olevetonahill]

Does that mean rus is baned to Slicks site?...LETS GO VET! FUN FOR ALL!
Naw not yet lol

[Ike]

You can't expect to wield supreme executive power just 'cause some watery tart threw a sword at you!

[proud gonzo]

05 flashes underage girls and their dad

sas is posting nekkid i thinkah, thanks for clarifying

[olevetonahill]

05 flashes underage girls and their dad

sas is posting nekkid i think
Hell then Im takin My tity whitys off and Grabbin My Hat !
I Said Hat Pervs !:D

[Widescreen]

Actually the SO is kind of an anarcho-syndicalist commune. I want to be the executive officer for the week.

[GottaHavePride]

You can't expect to wield supreme executive power just 'cause some watery tart threw a sword at you!

Heh. "moistened bint".

[olevetonahill]

Im waitin fer someone to throw a " Wet Tart " at me :D

[proud gonzo]

Heh. "lobbed a scimitar".

[Frozen Sooner]

http://i104.photobucket.com/albums/m197/Froze_02/ROCKSTAR.jpg

[Ike]

Oh look! There's some lovely filth down here!

[Octavian]

killer disco ball

[Widescreen]

He must be a king.

[Frozen Sooner]

Now let's not have any more talk about who is and isn't a "big ol' boy." It's me.

[Ike]

He must be a king.
How can you tell?

[proud gonzo]

...midget...

[SelmaBamaFan]

You are sooooooo into it too, except for your hand being in your pocket hehe.

[olevetonahill]

Now let's not have any more talk about who is and isn't a "big ol' boy." It's me.
I can take Ya .;)

[Frozen Sooner]

http://i104.photobucket.com/albums/m197/Froze_02/LikeaVirginwithAmy.jpg

[Ike]

Billy Idol Mike? Nice call.

[Frozen Sooner]

Billy Idol Mike? Nice call.

If you look close, I'm even sneering. :D

[StuIsTheMan]

:les: stop staring Stu!!!!


it's like a car wreck...I can't help it....speaking of car wrecks

A doctor and a lawyer got into a car accident, on a small country road. The lawyer had figured that nobody else would be on the road, and had raced through a stop sign. The doctor, on a cross street, had no time to react and couldn't have missed the lawyer if he had tried. Fortunately, neither driver was hurt.
The lawyer, seeing that the doctor was a little shaken up, helped him from his battered car and offered him a drink from a hip flask.The doctor accepted, took a deep drink, and handed the flask back to the lawyer. The lawyer held the flask for a minute or two, and gave it to the doctor again. The doctor took another swig. He again returned the flask to the lawyer, who closed it and put it away.
"Aren't you going to have a drink yourself?" asked the doctor.
"Not now," answered the lawyer. "I'll have something after the police leave."

[proud gonzo]

time for me to exit the hilarity....

[StuIsTheMan]

time for me to exit the hilarity....

prolly good thing since you didn't contribute to the cause:D

[bri]

Now let's not have any more talk about who is and isn't a "big ol' boy." It's me.

Not. So. Fast.

http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1099/1175818727_9a90dbc0ed.jpg

[Frozen Sooner]

Well played, man-wall. Well played. However, the girl in my picture has a larger rack.

I think that means I win.

Unfortunately, she's my boss. Which means I lose. :(

[Turd_Ferguson]

That's one long *** cigarette she has.

[olevetonahill]

Not. So. Fast.

http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1099/1175818727_9a90dbc0ed.jpg
I got more Chin whiskers and head hair than you !
Ya mised the almost Melt down .:D

[Widescreen]

How can you tell?
He hasn't got **** all over him.

[StuIsTheMan]

I got more Chin whiskers and head hair than you !
Ya mised the almost Melt down .:D


AND IT WAS'NT ME!:D

[Frozen Sooner]

http://i104.photobucket.com/albums/m197/Froze_02/LikeaVirginwbackinggroup.jpg

[StuIsTheMan]

Well played, man-wall. Well played. However, the girl in my picture has a larger rack.

I think that means I win.

Unfortunately, she's my boss. Which means I lose. :(

and she prolly didn't cost as much either...just say'n

[pb4ou]

and she prolly didn't cost as much either...just say'n

IBTE

[Frozen Sooner]

Interesting point: the girl in the silver there is from Lahoma, a little town outside of Enid.

[soonerboomer93]

http://a785.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/105/l_ff10c5fe17be291580a157224671f5c8.jpg
okay, you guys are taller, but I think i'm fatter

[Frozen Sooner]

and she prolly didn't cost as much either...just say'n

1. Dude, that's not cool. Bri's friends are not hookers.

2. Bri has mad pulling skills. It's magical.

[Frozen Sooner]

okay, you guys are taller, but I think i'm fatter

Dude, there's almost NO WAY I'm taller than you.

[SelmaBamaFan]

heh

[StuIsTheMan]

1. Dude, that's not cool. Bri's friends are not hookers.

2. Bri has mad pulling skills. It's magical.


hopefully you both took that for what it was...A JOKE...sorry for the lack of a smiley or winkey at the end but I thought it was implied...Sorry Bri, ad another case of fosters to my tab:D

[Frozen Sooner]

http://a785.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/105/l_ff10c5fe17be291580a157224671f5c8.jpg
okay, you guys are taller, but I think i'm fatter
http://www.invitethemup.com/gallery/albums/userpics/10001/normal_patton_oswalt.jpg

Hmm.

[soonerboomer93]

since i'm a whopping 5'9" it's not that hard to be taller then me

[StuIsTheMan]

IBTE

heh?

[Frozen Sooner]

Yeah, but see, I don't manage it. I'm about 5'8". I'm 5'9" on a tall day.

[Harry Beanbag]

since i'm a whopping 5'9" it's not that hard to be taller then me


If 5"9" is short, I'm a midget. :O

[Frozen Sooner]

And you look a LOT like Patton Oswalt.

sb93, not Harry.

[soonerboomer93]

ok, bri is taller then me

I thought you were closer to 6' mike

[pb4ou]

If 5"9" is short, I'm a midget. :O

yeah, I hear ya. I'd love to be 5'9

[soonerboomer93]

but harry, you'd be a giant over here

heck, in manilla i was running around with this filipina who was 4'11"

[Frozen Sooner]

ok, bri is taller then me

I thought you were closer to 6' mike

It's my pecker. Next to it, everything looks longer.

[soonerboomer93]

what is this,

Welcome to Soonerfans.com, home of the midgets?

[Frozen Sooner]

ONE OF US! ONE OF US!

[bri]

Well played, man-wall. Well played. However, the girl in my picture has a larger rack.

I beg to differ. :D

http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1008/1176674602_e4ba422753.jpg

[Frozen Sooner]

No, man, Amy's got a REALLY big rack. Those are pretty big though.

[soonerboomer93]

where are these larged racked girls of which you speak, and could you send some my way?

[yermom]

you are in the wrong part of the world

you can either be a giant or have chicks large racks, not both ;)

all of a sudden i'm feeling tall at ~6' :D

[olevetonahill]

Hey Mike
Im gonna come to AK I wanta Meet that Hawt Boss of Yours .
**** all that singin stuff ;)

[Frozen Sooner]

Well, her boyfriend is a pretty good egg, so I don't know if that'd be cool...

[soonerboomer93]

actually, there's are some decent rack sizes here

but a mammoth rack is very hard to find

[Frozen Sooner]

actually, there's are some decent rack sizes here

but a mammoth rack is very hard to find

You gotta look under the fur.

http://www.science.psu.edu/alert/images/mammoth.jpg

[soonerboomer93]

doh

[bri]

That is a mammoth picture.

[olevetonahill]

Does that mean rus is baned to Slicks site?...LETS GO VET! FUN FOR ALL!
He Is Now :eek:

[LosAngelesSooner]

Not. So. Fast.

http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1099/1175818727_9a90dbc0ed.jpg
I got a lapdance from that SAME girl...

[sanantoniosooner]

You guys are messed up.

[soonerboomer93]

hi, welcome to the south oval, you new here?

[sanantoniosooner]

Don't talk down to me.

I'm 5'10"

[soonerboomer93]

yeah, but i'm standing on a ladder...

[sanantoniosooner]

Better watch out.

Most of those are only rated for 250 lbs or less. Sometimes even 200

[soonerboomer93]

i'll just aim for you...

[sanantoniosooner]

I'm shifty like a ninja.

Good luck

[Gandalf_The_Grey]

I am 6'3"....you all suck!!

[sanantoniosooner]

Coneheads don't count.

[Gandalf_The_Grey]

I am Toby Keith sized!! I just recently learned that Toby Keith is not a cat

[sanantoniosooner]

Don't trust anybody with two first names.

[Gandalf_The_Grey]

One name comes to mind...Bob Stoops!

[1stTimeCaller]

One name comes to mind...Bob Stoops!

:les: YOU SHUT YER WHORE MOUTH!!!

;)

[Gandalf_The_Grey]

Hurricane Dean was actually just Bob Stoops getting upset about a missed blocking assignment

[sanantoniosooner]

Stoops isn't a first name.

Toby Keith

Bill Franks

those are two first names

[Gandalf_The_Grey]

You obviously haven't heard of Stoops McDonaldghessian, the world famous hooligan who once drunk a beer through his eye!!!!

[1stTimeCaller]

he lives in Atoka doesn't he?

[Gandalf_The_Grey]

Atoka lives in all of us in one form or another ;)

[Mongo]

i'll agree with rus on this one, ya'll are messed up

[Gandalf_The_Grey]

You know that agreeing with Rus, automatically qualifies you for baning?

[Mongo]

sweet, I am about due, let me start 27 threads real quick

[Gandalf_The_Grey]

Just insult PG...it is a lot quicker and A LOT more painful

[jk the sooner fan]

Just insult PG...it is a lot quicker and A LOT more painful

there does seem to be a recurring theme there doesnt it? ;)

a meltdown over rain.....funny

[Widescreen]

Stoops isn't a first name.

Toby Keith

Bill Franks

those are two first names
Haven't met too many people named Franks.

[sanantoniosooner]

Haven't met too many people named Franks.
Howzit can introduce you.

[Gandalf_The_Grey]

Maybe Rus is made out of sugar and haven't you ever met Franks En Beans!

[proud gonzo]

Just insult PG...it is a lot quicker and A LOT more painfulhehe--that HAS been a pattern...

Not in this case, however--I arrived after the meltdown began.

[bri]

I got a lapdance from that SAME girl...

No, you didn't.

None of my friends are strippers or hookers, although this one used to be my bartender.

http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1222/1175820007_d7487ce726.jpg

[StuIsTheMan]

No, you didn't.

None of my friends are strippers or hookers, although this one used to be my bartender.

http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1222/1175820007_d7487ce726.jpg


I am starting to regret ****ing bri off...DAMN DUDE!

[SelmaBamaFan]

Hrmmmm, maybe I should make the trip up for the Tulsa game and hang out with Bri? Looks like the man's gotz skillz!

[1stTimeCaller]

I can't believe that you guys are so mean to Rus. You should be ashamed of yourselves.

[JohnnyMack]

Wtf-ever. Since when you did you get nice ****face?

[StuIsTheMan]

The love here is just overwhelming:rolleyes:

[1stTimeCaller]

Wtf-ever. Since when you did you get nice ****face?

You're a miserable, insufferable person who lives to start sh*t on this board, and I'm pretty sick of it. Also, I have a ban button, so that could be something to keep in mind next time you decide to lob so witty a bon mot as "**** face"

[1stTimeCaller]

JM, is next weekend the weekend that the Court says I get JM Jr.?

[JohnnyMack]

Yes. Pick him up at 5 at the Shell Station like usual.

[SelmaBamaFan]

The love here is just overwhelming:rolleyes:


It's what keeps people like me here :D



... oh and the fark board.

[1stTimeCaller]

then I shall not ban you, today.

[Widescreen]

You're a miserable, insufferable person who lives to start sh*t on this board, and I'm pretty sick of it. Also, I have a ban button, so that could be something to keep in mind next time you decide to lob so witty a bon mot as "**** face"
bon mot? BON MOT? Did you have your pinky in the air while typing that?

[yermom]

who gave 1TC a ban button? :eek:

[RacerX]

...

[Widescreen]

who gave 1TC a ban button? :eek:
Don't tell him it's really this. It keeps him entertained.

http://www.staples.com/sbd/img/ico/ic185-foot-easybutton.jpg

[1stTimeCaller]

I have lots of buttons.......

[StuIsTheMan]

I have lots of buttons.......

Is one of them labeled OFF:D

[bri]

bon mot? BON MOT? Did you have your pinky in the air while typing that?

No, but I think I did when I said that to JM last year.

[1stTimeCaller]

Is one of them labeled OFF:D

I don't think so but there are so many it might be hidden amongst the rest.

[LosAngelesSooner]

No, you didn't.

None of my friends are strippers or hookers, although this one used to be my bartender.

http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1222/1175820007_d7487ce726.jpg
Are you gonna sue her for your liver failure?

;)

[soonerboomer93]

Hrmmmm, maybe I should make the trip up for the Tulsa game and hang out with Bri? Looks like the man's gotz skillz!

are you new here?

likes it's a news flash that bri's got skills


you know, there are benefits to being a man-wall

[Harry Beanbag]

BOING!!!11!!!!

[SoonerGirl06]

Can someone tell me what the hell a Wet Tart is? :confused:

[Scott D]

http://i104.photobucket.com/albums/m197/Froze_02/LikeaVirginwithAmy.jpg

fess up, she's like 5'2" isn't she ;)

[StuIsTheMan]

fess up, she's like 5'2" isn't she ;)

36x24x36

[GottaHavePride]

36x24x36

them's the measurements of a Brick House.

[StuIsTheMan]

them's the measurements of a Brick House.

only if she's 5-3

ba dum be dump

[Frozen Sooner]

fess up, she's like 5'2" isn't she ;)

As it happens, yes.

[GottaHavePride]

It's so sad when people don't even recognize The Commodores.

Morris ****in' Day would not put up wit this.

;)

[proud gonzo]

I recognized, I just did not comment.

[soonerboomer93]

oh trust me, I recognized, I just didn't read it until now...

[soonerboomer93]

She's a brick house
Mighty might just lettin' it all hang out
She's a brick house
The lady's stacked and that's a fact,
ain't holding nothing back.

She's a brick house
She's the one, the only one,
who's built like a amazon
We're together everybody knows,
and here's how the story goes.

She knows she got everything
a woman needs to get a man, yeah.
How can she lose with what she use
36-24-36, what a winning hand!

[SoonerGirl06]

Can someone tell me what the hell a Wet Tart is? :confused:

What does a poor girl have to do around here to get her question answered? :(

[Cam]

heck, in manilla i was running around with this filipina who was 4'11"
In Manila, I was able to see over the crowd in a mall and I'm just over 5'7''. It was cool for once to be able to see where the holes in the crowd were. :)

[OCUDad]

What does a poor girl have to do around here to get her question answered? :(She must go find a copy of Monty Python and the Holy Grail and watch it.

[SoonerGirl06]

Ahhhh... I shall do just that. Thank you!

[GottaHavePride]

It wasn't wet - it's a watery tart.

[Scott D]

As it happens, yes.

son, you are talkin to the muh****in' masta~ :D

oh and 93, my senior year of high school I dated a girl that was 4'9".

(insert all of the "perfect height" jokes here) :D

[sanantoniosooner]

It's time to mention that you guys are messed up again.

[olevetonahill]

What does a poor girl have to do around here to get her question answered? :(
Peem me !:D

[soonerboomer93]

son, you are talkin to the muh****in' masta~ :D

oh and 93, my senior year of high school I dated a girl that was 4'9".

(insert all of the "perfect height" jokes here) :D

actually, I was going to make a stanley reference...

[soonerboomer93]

In Manila, I was able to see over the crowd in a mall and I'm just over 5'7''. It was cool for once to be able to see where the holes in the crowd were. :)

I was meeting a friend there and here brother came along with her. I'm a good 6" taller and have a good 100 lbs on him. I think his, check out/intimidate the american plan backfired

[StuIsTheMan]

She's a brick house
Mighty might just lettin' it all hang out
She's a brick house
The lady's stacked and that's a fact,
ain't holding nothing back.

She's a brick house
She's the one, the only one,
who's built like a amazon
We're together everybody knows,
and here's how the story goes.

She knows she got everything
a woman needs to get a man, yeah.
How can she lose with what she use
36-24-36, what a winning hand!

Nah I was talk'n MixALot

Yeah baby
When it comes to females
Cosmo and got nothin to do with my selection
36-24-36
Only if she's 5'3"

[Frozen Sooner]

son, you are talkin to the muh****in' masta~ :D

oh and 93, my senior year of high school I dated a girl that was 4'9".

(insert all of the "perfect height" jokes here) :D


Ahhhh, ****. I'm older than Scott D.

[soonerboomer93]

no you're not

he was calling me 93

he's a year older then you

[Frozen Sooner]

Oh, gotcha. *whew*

[olevetonahill]

Oh, gotcha. *whew*
Ya gotta watch out fer the Old Guys Mike
We be sneaky !:D

[Scott D]

Oh, gotcha. *whew*

yeah I'm a year ahead of you buddy :)

[olevetonahill]

yeah I'm a year ahead of you buddy :)
What Im sayin
Ya old fart !

[Gandalf_The_Grey]

son, you are talkin to the muh****in' masta~ :D

oh and 93, my senior year of high school I dated a girl that was 4'9".

(insert all of the "perfect height" jokes here) :D

Did she use a booster seat cuz if you are 4'9" or shorter you need one to be safe!