Rock of Love with Bret Michaels

[Sooner Born Sooner Bred]

I bet if VK was single, she would wanna win this show.
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[Ardmore_Sooner]

VH1 is challenging MTV for trashy shows ;)

[KC//CRIMSON]

If Bret Michaels had a brain (i know that's asking a lot) he would take Mia now and cancel the rest of the show.

[yermom]

VH1 is challenging MTV for trashy shows ;)

VH-1 has the crown

Flavor Flav has trumped anything that MTV has ever done that i've seen

[King Crimson]

so, bret has re-invented himself as Alan Jackson. sweet.

nice tractor.

[SoonerProphet]

Maybe that is his new psycho/rockabilly schtick ala Rev. Horton Heat or Mike Ness.

[King Crimson]

Maybe that is his new psycho/rockabilly schtick ala Rev. Horton Heat or Mike Ness.

yeah, and only 15-20 years too late. i'd much rather go see the Ban-Lons at Liberty D's.

[Viking Kitten]

I bet if VK was single, she would wanna win this show.
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That is a bet you would lose. I was never into Poison or Bret Michaels. Moreover, I can't even stand to watch that show and its neverending parade of skanks. Yuck.

Now if Tom Kiefer of Cinderella did a show, that would be a completely different story. I still have one of his guitar picks that I caught at a show in 1989. *Sigh.* He's dreamy.

[KC//CRIMSON]

What about Scott Baio? He's 45 and single?

[Viking Kitten]

Scott Baio is 45 and single, as well as a pathetic, neurotic loser trying to cash in on childhood fame in a cheap ploy to get laid. Think I'll pass on that one, too.

[HskrGrl]

VH-1 has the crown

Flavor Flav has trumped anything that MTV has ever done that i've seen

AMEN!! While I was waiting for Rock of Love to come on last week I ended up watching a "reunion special" of Flavor of Love. It was like a train wreck in the middle of South Central LA... so terrible I couldn't look away.

I stumbled upon Rock of Love a few weeks ago and got hooked. :O It really shows all the most horrible stereotypes of women. You got your stripper, your woman who's goal in life is to sleep with the most celebrities, the middle aged single mom who is whoring herself around, the punk rock barely out of her teens girl, the girl who blond jokes were written after, the girl with trust issues because a former boyfriend cheated on her but still she thinks that dating BRET MICHAELS would be different, and many many more. I like to watch it on Tuesday nights while I sit in my PJ's on the living room floor by myself folding laundry. :P

[Fraggle145]

VH-1 has the crown

Flavor Flav has trumped anything that MTV has ever done that i've seen

yup as far as trashy tv goes VH1 is teh win.

[ChickSoonerFan]

What a shame I miss out on all this good stuff by not having cable.

[StoopTroup]

Scott Baio is 45 and single, as well as a pathetic, neurotic loser trying to cash in on childhood fame in a cheap ploy to get laid. Think I'll pass on that one, too.
John Stamos?

http://www.buddytv.com/articles/ER/Images/john-stamos-3.jpg

:pop:

[critical_phil]

hollywood legend says that scott baio and john stamos have laid more pipe than everyone at the Local 344 COMBINED.

[ChickSoonerFan]

I think John Stamos is quite a few leagues above Scott Baio. I don't really think he was a child actor...was he?

[StoopTroup]

He raised Rebecca.

[Beef]

Flavor Flav has trumped anything that MTV has ever done that i've seen
I saw some of the Flava Flav roast on Comedy Central and it was some of the funniest **** I've ever seen in my life.

[yermom]

yeah, i saw some of it as well

Flavor Flav is responsible for more homeless black children than Hurricane Katrina

[rufnek05]

It was like a train wreck in the middle of South Central LA... so terrible I couldn't look away.




that's how all of their shows are, well except for the "I love the ...'s" and "best Week ever". and what is horrible about it, people still watch them. i know i do. because they are funny in a sad, sad, sort of way.

[Sooner Born Sooner Bred]

That is a bet you would lose. I was never into Poison or Bret Michaels. Moreover, I can't even stand to watch that show and its neverending parade of skanks. Yuck.

Now if Tom Kiefer of Cinderella did a show, that would be a completely different story. I still have one of his guitar picks that I caught at a show in 1989. *Sigh.* He's dreamy.Sorry. I had my hair band dudes mixed up.

[usmc-sooner]

is Brett bald? I haven't seen that guy without the bandana or hat since 1989. BTW the chicks on his show are uuuuuuuuuuggggggggggllllyyyyyyyy

[Harry Beanbag]

hollywood legend says that scott baio and john stamos have laid more pipe than everyone at the Local 344 COMBINED.


Yeah, I've heard that the road to stardom for wannabe Hollywood starlets goes through Scott Baio's bedroom. Why, I have no idea. :confused:

[soonerboomer93]

and I'm glad I don't have very much american tv over here...

[King Crimson]

don't forget Willie Aames. that guy could flat out act and was a serious babe magnet.

[bluedogok]

VH1 is challenging MTV for trashy shows ;)
Well, MTV, VH1 and CMT are all owned by the same corporation and all programming for those networks is handled by Viacom/MTV and they have ruined all of them. VH1 Classic is about the only one of channels that I watch occasionally since they still play music some of the time.

[Viking Kitten]

Shame, thy name is VK. Oh for shame, shame, shame.

I got roped in. But one can't hang one's head in shame forever, can one?

So with that said... Awesome! He booted that crazy **** lying ***** ugly stupid ho. YES!!! OMG. WTF was up with her dad? Spoiled little trust fund princess was all "Oh I can't believe he didn't pick me."

So which will it be, cute, down-to-earth Jes or not-aging-particularly-well-oh-no-she-did-NOT-just-tatoo-"Bret"-on-her-neck
Heather?

Oooooh. I bet he picks the skany stripper. SWEET!

[Fraggle145]

Ding Dong the beyonce is dead.

Dude, Jes is hawt.

[Ardmore_Sooner]

I never thought I would think a girl with pink highlights in here hair could be GORGEOUS.

And, goodbye Satan!

[Fraggle145]

this totally needs to be made into a vcash betting spree!!

http://www.soonerfans.com/forums/showthread.php?p=2028714#post2028714

[usmc-sooner]

I'll ask again anyone seen Brett without a hat or bandanna since 1992? Is he sporting the Hulk Hogan look? -

[Boomer.....]

I have thought for a while that he would pick Jes, and it looks like I will be right.

[SoonerAtKU]

The obvious choice is Jes. You REALLY want to pick the girl who isn't a super-fan, has her own thoughts and emotions, and doesn't tie her self-esteem into being picked in a contest. Heather is going to be about 3 months of awesome, then a child support check to write monthly for 18 years.

[usmc-sooner]

I'd go with the stripper have fun in the sack and start a new show, like Flave. He's not going to marry either one of those chicks.

I'd like to hit the girl in the Mama's Fallen Angel video, although she might be late 30's now.

[JohnnyMack]

I've been watching this show.

I should probably go post this in the :dean:'s Confessional thread.

[SoonerAtKU]

I'd go with the stripper have fun in the sack and start a new show, like Flave. He's not going to marry either one of those chicks.

I'd like to hit the girl in the Mama's Fallen Angel video, although she might be late 30's now.

Normally I'd agree, but if you're Bret, you'd have to check every condom for pinholes and every set of birth control pills for Tic-Tacs. That girl just screams Baby-as-Anchor to me.

[usmc-sooner]

Normally I'd agree, but if you're Bret, you'd have to check every condom for pinholes and every set of birth control pills for Tic-Tacs. That girl just screams Baby-as-Anchor to me.

have the baby sign a prenup :D

hell pick em both have a threesome and start a new show next week.

[SoonerAtKU]

have the baby sign a prenup :D

hell pick em both have a threesome and start a new show next week.

Wouldn't that be a pre-nate? Anyway, the second half of your post was the best suggestion we've heard so far.

[rufnek05]

when is the last episode?

[crawfish]

How about Rik Ocasek?

[Veritas]

when is the last episode?
Next week.

This show is my guilty pleasure. I'm not ashamed to admit I let out a shout of joy when he kicked that **** Lacey off.

Yeah, I'm that pathetic. :texan:

[rufnek05]

Next week.

This show is my guilty pleasure. I'm not ashamed to admit I let out a shout of joy when he kicked that **** Lacey off.

Yeah, I'm that pathetic. :texan:


that ***** was crazy. glad jess is still on, she is hot.

[Viking Kitten]

After watching the parents show, I figured out what Lacey's problem was all along. She is Veruca all grown up after Mr. Salt retrieved her from the garbage chute and took her back home. Apparently, he didn't learn anything from the Oompah Loompah song.

"I want Bret Michaels now, Daddy!"

[Fraggle145]

Everyone go place your bets! it is up by request! go jes go make me some fake money!

[dolemitesooner]

LACY SUCKS ***

[Veritas]

Hey, what the h happened to the vBookie dealio. I WANT TO BET TEH SKANKS!

[Boomer.....]

Hey, what the h happened to the vBookie dealio. I WANT TO BET TEH SKANKS!
http://www.soonerfans.com/forums/showthread.php?t=99705

I guess GHP stopped accepting bets early.

[GottaHavePride]

I fixed it. I didn't know when the heck the last episode was. Someone tell me who wins.

[Boomer.....]

It better not be Gah.

;)


The last episode is on Sunday.