Dear Bacon Cheeseburger.......

[sanantoniosooner]

I have enjoyed your company for many years, and though it pains me, I may have to part ways with you. Since the removal of my gall bladder you have been a cruel mistress. Sure you are tasty and know how to show me a good time. But, more often than not, you only offer a temporary satisfaction until you sneak attack my GI system. Often you wait until I have few options. You are mean.

Mean and sneaky don't fly with me.

You are on notice.

[SoonerStormchaser]

One too many colonoscopies there, SAS?

[stoops the eternal pimp]

sounds like the letter i just wrote to frito chili pies during the summer...tasty but not good after working outside in 135 degrees..i will have a winter fling with one tho

[achiro]

Enzymes

[StoopTroup]

Hang in there...

Things will become more normal.

[Harry Beanbag]

This is the saddest news I've heard in quite some time. RIP bacon cheeseburger.

[sanantoniosooner]

Did I mention that Lowes had their bathrooms closed for remodeling today?

:(

[soonerbrat]

you gotta be careful at lowe's, people put super glue on toilet seats there.

and one day, i think you and the bacon cheeseburger will be reuinted.

[Turd_Ferguson]

I too had the gall bladder removed. I was tired of the assplosions, but was soon introduced to Imodiam caplets. Goodbye ****fest, hello Bacon Cheeseburger.