View Full Version : Dear Bacon Cheeseburger.......
sanantoniosooner
8/16/2007, 05:57 PM
I have enjoyed your company for many years, and though it pains me, I may have to part ways with you. Since the removal of my gall bladder you have been a cruel mistress. Sure you are tasty and know how to show me a good time. But, more often than not, you only offer a temporary satisfaction until you sneak attack my GI system. Often you wait until I have few options. You are mean.
Mean and sneaky don't fly with me.
You are on notice.
SoonerStormchaser
8/16/2007, 05:57 PM
One too many colonoscopies there, SAS?
stoops the eternal pimp
8/16/2007, 06:25 PM
sounds like the letter i just wrote to frito chili pies during the summer...tasty but not good after working outside in 135 degrees..i will have a winter fling with one tho
achiro
8/16/2007, 07:10 PM
Enzymes
StoopTroup
8/16/2007, 07:47 PM
Hang in there...
Things will become more normal.
Harry Beanbag
8/16/2007, 08:11 PM
This is the saddest news I've heard in quite some time. RIP bacon cheeseburger.
sanantoniosooner
8/16/2007, 08:20 PM
Did I mention that Lowes had their bathrooms closed for remodeling today?
:(
soonerbrat
8/16/2007, 08:26 PM
you gotta be careful at lowe's, people put super glue on toilet seats there.
and one day, i think you and the bacon cheeseburger will be reuinted.
Turd_Ferguson
8/16/2007, 08:42 PM
I too had the gall bladder removed. I was tired of the assplosions, but was soon introduced to Imodiam caplets. Goodbye ****fest, hello Bacon Cheeseburger.
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