when meeting people for the first time...

[rufnek05]

is not the best time to be running from bathroom to your room naked.

happened about 5 mintues ago, met my new roommate's sister and dad. good thing i had the shampoo bottle in my hand. just as i was gettin into the shower, casey yells through the bathroom door "my parents just got here, we're going to go get something to eat"

just at the same time i relized, i left my new bottle of shampoo in my room, so i stick my head out of the door and make sure no one is in the hall, and his room was right infront of the bath room, no one was in there, so i thought. so i walk down to my room, about 20 feet down the hallway, to get my shampoo and other bathing items. i'm walking back towards the bath room, and i'm no less than 6 feet away, as his little sister (16 and doesn't look like it) and his pops (large and angry) are walking out of his room, and of course i say something stupid "hi, i'm buster. don't worry, i'm not normally naked".

i think i should have asked for her number.

[soonerbrat]

the words "16" and "hot" should not be used in the same sentence by someone over the age of 18.

[rufnek05]

the words "16" and "hot" should not be used in the same sentence by someone over the age of 18.


the reason i said that was because i knew if i didn't, then the first thing everyone always asks "was she hawt"

[Gandalf_The_Grey]

You should have done Fadada to her...it is only right

[rufnek05]

You should have done Fadada to her...it is only right


yes running as fast as i can at her, then sliding on carpet, all while in the buff, sounds more painfull than doing it on gameday.

[M]

the reason i said that was because i knew if i didn't, then the first thing everyone always asks "was she hawt"


You know she has told all of her friends by now and the first thing they ask her is, "was he hawt?" :P

[rufnek05]

You know she has told all of her friends by now and the first thing they ask her is, "was he hawt?" :P

all she did was giggle. so i don't know what that means, its been a while since i've been in highschool.

[Gandalf_The_Grey]

She is probably giggling with her friends saying "I thought college boys were bigger"

[rufnek05]

She is probably giggling with her friends saying "I thought college boys were bigger"


i don't think she saw all of me, i have cat like reflexes. thats what i used the shampoo bottle for. but who knows. i just know casey's dad looked like he was ready to strangle me.

[rufnek05]

it sounds like they just got back from eating. this could be interesting

[rufnek05]

well, i think it went well. i walked in to the living room and said "see, i'm not always naked" the dad laughed and said "nice to meet you". the sister just turned red and said "hi". i think it could have been worse.

[proud gonzo]

that is hilarious.

[yermom]

the words "16" and "hot" should not be used in the same sentence by someone over the age of 18.

why do you hate the law?

[Viking Kitten]

So if this happened just five minutes prior to your original post, were you still naked as you typed it up?

Are you naked now?

[Fugue]

maybe you're naked? http://smilies.vidahost.com/otn/realhappy/op485.gif

[tulsaoilerfan]

Too bad Chris Hansen wasn't there to get it on film. :)

[OU Adonis]

Well if you live in oklahoma technically its legal at 16, not saying it should be.

Kind of funny how we have very conservative laws except for the age of consent law.

[Gandalf_The_Grey]

It be cold and lonely in the hills of southeastern Oklahoma :(

[OU Adonis]

It be cold and lonely in the hills of southeastern Oklahoma :(

http://www.bozosoft.com/mike/sheep/sheep1.jpg

[Gandalf_The_Grey]

The only problem there is that I am NOT an osU fan

[rufnek05]

So if this happened just five minutes prior to your original post, were you still naked as you typed it up?

Are you naked now?


not naked as typing, but in a towel. and i'm at work now, so no, not naked.

[King Crimson]

i put a sock in my briefs. and smile. a lot.

[rufnek05]

after thinking about it, i should have said "hi, i'm rufnek05, the resident nudist"

[Harry Beanbag]

Did you explain to her the concept of shrinkage?

[soonerbrat]

Did you explain to her the concept of shrinkage?


he prolly didn't have to since he was using the shampoo as a coverup. if it was a clear bottle, the light refraction would make everything look HUGE

[OUinFLA]

the words "16" and "hot" should not be used in the same sentence by someone over the age of 18.


carefull..........you're gonna cut out about half of what 1TC has to post about.

[olevetonahill]

is not the best time to be running from bathroom to your room naked.

happened about 5 mintues ago, met my new roommate's sister and dad. good thing i had the shampoo bottle in my hand. just as i was gettin into the shower, casey yells through the bathroom door "my parents just got here, we're going to go get something to eat"

just at the same time i relized, i left my new bottle of shampoo in my room, so i stick my head out of the door and make sure no one is in the hall, and his room was right infront of the bath room, no one was in there, so i thought. so i walk down to my room, about 20 feet down the hallway, to get my shampoo and other bathing items. i'm walking back towards the bath room, and i'm no less than 6 feet away, as his little sister (16 and doesn't look like it) and his pops (large and angry) are walking out of his room, and of course i say something stupid "hi, i'm buster. don't worry, i'm not normally naked".

i think i should have asked for her number.
Dont be neked in front of guest
Now if JWs show up , thats a differant storey !

[OCUDad]

So how big was the shampoo bottle? How big did it have to be?

[olevetonahill]

So how big was the shampoo bottle? How big did it have to be?
Prolly one of those lil bottles ya get in motels and such .

[rufnek05]

So how big was the shampoo bottle? How big did it have to be?


it was one of those family sized garnier fruticies. just large enough.

[Viking Kitten]

There's certainly a lot of editing and post deleting going on in this thread.

[rufnek05]

yes, because i don't feel like gettin perma-baned

[proud gonzo]

heh

[Sooner Born Sooner Bred]

it was one of those trial sizes of Head and Shoulders. just large enough.:twinkies:

[tulsaoilerfan]

Hope she doesn't file charges; you might get a life sentence

[tommieharris91]

What's a peder***? Shut the **** up, Donnie!

[goingoneight]

i don't think she saw all of me, i have cat like reflexes. thats what i used the shampoo bottle for. but who knows. i just know casey's dad looked like he was ready to strangle me.

Hopefully for your sake it wasn't a travel-size shampoo bottle. :eek:

[goingoneight]

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