View Full Version : Help me name my boat
1stTimeCaller
8/16/2007, 07:52 AM
I'm getting a boat and it's currently named Always Wet, in spanish. That's gotta go.
I was thinking
Dixon
The Water
I don't know if I could show my Momma Jeanne and PaPa the back of my boat if I did that though.
Surely you clowns can come up with something.
yermom
8/16/2007, 07:55 AM
how about just Dixon? :D
King Crimson
8/16/2007, 07:59 AM
innuendo is a necessity?
1stTimeCaller
8/16/2007, 08:05 AM
well, my last name is dixon and I'm kind of a dick and I'd be on the water.
any suggestions?
OU4LIFE
8/16/2007, 08:08 AM
how about 'queerbait'
1stTimeCaller
8/16/2007, 08:12 AM
Is that really necessary?
The boat is painted like a rainbow and has purple triangles all over it. I'll also be wearing my purple thong with the gold frilly things as a border when I'm at the lake.
1stTimeCaller
8/16/2007, 08:15 AM
http://www.planearium2.de/pics/pics-104-6.jpg
humper
King Crimson
8/16/2007, 08:17 AM
well, my last name is dixon and I'm kind of a dick and I'd be on the water.
any suggestions?
ah OK. i'll get my think on innuendos with dixon. none of the gay "grab yer ankles" ones that are sure to follow.
1stTimeCaller
8/16/2007, 08:19 AM
innuendo isn't a necessity. Neither is my last name. Just a name for a boat.
Maybe
Oilfield Trash
OU4LIFE
8/16/2007, 08:21 AM
'Exxon'
OU4LIFE
8/16/2007, 08:22 AM
'Harbinger of Death'
OU4LIFE
8/16/2007, 08:22 AM
'Hole-In-One'
1stTimeCaller
8/16/2007, 08:23 AM
'Hole in one maker upper'
OU4LIFE
8/16/2007, 08:23 AM
'Injury Settlement'
OU4LIFE
8/16/2007, 08:24 AM
'Fossil Fuel'
What was Rodney Dangerfield's boat on Caddyshack? Seafood, I think.
OU4LIFE
8/16/2007, 08:25 AM
'$40,000 Yukon'
OU4LIFE
8/16/2007, 08:26 AM
'Masturbation Station'
yermom
8/16/2007, 08:26 AM
'Exxon'
'Valdez'
OU4LIFE
8/16/2007, 08:27 AM
"El Concho de Sanchez'
OU4LIFE
8/16/2007, 08:27 AM
'Howzit Bra'
IB4OU2
8/16/2007, 08:31 AM
I.P. Freely? ;)
OU4LIFE
8/16/2007, 08:33 AM
'McShamus O'Tool'
85Sooner
8/16/2007, 08:34 AM
How bout either
Just another habit
or
The expensive habit
sooner_born_1960
8/16/2007, 08:35 AM
The Flying Wasp
SoonerBorn68
8/16/2007, 08:36 AM
SS Brown Finger
OKLA21FAN
8/16/2007, 08:38 AM
how about
'the Gaylord Family--Oklahoma Memorial Yacht'
OU4LIFE
8/16/2007, 08:45 AM
'Land Yacht'
OU4LIFE
8/16/2007, 08:47 AM
the 'A-10 Warthog'
cause no one wants to see it coming.
Howzit
8/16/2007, 08:48 AM
Minnow
double entendre there...
RFH Shakes
8/16/2007, 08:48 AM
Best one I've seen in a while was on Thunderbird: "My Dixie Wrecked"
My vote is for "Moose Knuckle"
OU4LIFE
8/16/2007, 08:55 AM
'McLovin'
Howzit
8/16/2007, 08:58 AM
SS Camel Toad
Howzit
8/16/2007, 08:59 AM
'ROBSTAH CRAW!!!1'
birddog
8/16/2007, 09:11 AM
SS Hindendixon
soonerbrat
8/16/2007, 09:13 AM
Slippery When Wet
crawfish
8/16/2007, 09:17 AM
My Little Dinghy
soonerbrat
8/16/2007, 09:18 AM
Special Vessel
soonerbrat
8/16/2007, 09:19 AM
The Wet Dream
Hamhock
8/16/2007, 09:20 AM
Small Penis Compensation
1stTimeCaller
8/16/2007, 09:28 AM
My Sweet Bonnie
StuIsTheMan
8/16/2007, 09:31 AM
How about "Dixon Yer Mouth" or my favorite "The Pink Taco"
soonerbrat
8/16/2007, 09:32 AM
Sailbad the Sinner
soonerbrat
8/16/2007, 09:32 AM
Hotlips
soonerbrat
8/16/2007, 09:33 AM
Chicken of the Sea
Hamhock
8/16/2007, 09:37 AM
If this boat's a rockin'
OU Adonis
8/16/2007, 09:39 AM
I had a friend name his Pink Taco
mdklatt
8/16/2007, 09:40 AM
After the first time you fill it up you can call it the "I Can't Afford This".
mdklatt
8/16/2007, 09:43 AM
I had a friend name his Pink Taco
Are you still talking about a boat?
soonerbrat
8/16/2007, 09:45 AM
Sea My Johnson
soonerbrat
8/16/2007, 09:46 AM
what kind of boat is it?
fishing boat? ski boat?
mdklatt
8/16/2007, 09:47 AM
Sea My Johnson
What if he has an Evinrude or a Mercruiser?
SteelClip49
8/16/2007, 10:01 AM
The BSMF, Tug, The Mighty Mangino, Das Boat, The Schooner
JohnnyMack
8/16/2007, 10:04 AM
How about you don't waste money on a boat?
Mmmkay?
Thanks.
OU4LIFE
8/16/2007, 10:06 AM
golf clubs are cheaper.
1stTimeCaller
8/16/2007, 10:19 AM
brat, it's a ski boat
mdklatt
8/16/2007, 10:51 AM
Bitch Stole My House
:bsmf:
soonerbrat
8/16/2007, 10:58 AM
Dixon Skis
Hamhock
8/16/2007, 10:59 AM
Dixon the boat title
Dixon High School Cheer Squad
King Crimson
8/16/2007, 11:06 AM
dixon your magic spot
if the perv angle is the way. who really sees the "name" of a ski boat?
soonerbrat
8/16/2007, 11:06 AM
Bada Bing
soonerbrat
8/16/2007, 11:07 AM
put this upside down -
"If You Can Read This - Turn Me Over"
soonerbrat
8/16/2007, 11:08 AM
Buoy Toy
soonerbrat
8/16/2007, 11:10 AM
Dirty Dog
soonerbrat
8/16/2007, 11:12 AM
Ski-Daddle
1stTimeCaller
8/16/2007, 11:16 AM
Buoy Toy
That would be perfect for Howzit's boat.
soonerbrat
8/16/2007, 11:17 AM
Boomerang
soonerbrat
8/16/2007, 11:18 AM
Bikini Bait
soonerbrat
8/16/2007, 11:19 AM
Bucking Float
Jimminy Crimson
8/16/2007, 11:20 AM
"Dixon The Banana Hammock"
OU Adonis
8/16/2007, 11:24 AM
Are you still talking about a boat?
Well he was asian, so he might of called both his boat it as well as his... oh never mind.
soonerbrat
8/16/2007, 11:25 AM
Afternoon Delight
soonerbrat
8/16/2007, 11:27 AM
Miss Behavin'
soonerbrat
8/16/2007, 11:29 AM
Sofa King Fast
well, my last name is dixon and I'm kind of a dick and I'd be on the water.
any suggestions?
Inme,
I thought your last name was Aycock?
:confused:
OCUDad
8/16/2007, 11:43 AM
SS Richard Head
soonerbrat
8/16/2007, 11:47 AM
Are You Wet Yet
StuIsTheMan
8/16/2007, 11:51 AM
http://inlinethumb43.webshots.com/106/1166016273055810147S425x425Q85.jpghttp://stuweb.ee.mtu.edu/~jamchris/Funny_and_misc/funny_name_for_ship.jpg
http://images.google.com/url?q=http://9.content.collegehumor.com/d1/ch6/6/9/collegehumor.41c6f496792b63a23cde83d9365fdeec.jpg&usg=AFQjCNHkOpGgHpEpDl0Jdn19JLYlKURUsA
critical_phil
8/16/2007, 11:55 AM
Missing Mongo
critical_phil
8/16/2007, 11:55 AM
Mondo Mongo
critical_phil
8/16/2007, 11:56 AM
Mongo Baby Daddy
critical_phil
8/16/2007, 11:58 AM
Tastes Like Chicken
critical_phil
8/16/2007, 11:58 AM
We Do Chickens Right
critical_phil
8/16/2007, 11:59 AM
Mongo Tastes Like Chicken
soonerbrat
8/16/2007, 11:59 AM
The Loveboat
critical_phil
8/16/2007, 12:00 PM
We Do Mongo Right
SoonerBOI
8/16/2007, 12:01 PM
bottom's up
soonerbrat
8/16/2007, 12:02 PM
Olive or Twist?
soonerbrat
8/16/2007, 12:03 PM
I Scream Float
soonerbrat
8/16/2007, 12:04 PM
XXXOOO
soonerbrat
8/16/2007, 12:05 PM
Feeling Nauti
or
Nauti Boy
Nauti Buoy
crawfish
8/16/2007, 12:06 PM
Brat sure is obsessed with 1tc's dinghy. I mean, boat.
soonerbrat
8/16/2007, 12:10 PM
i'm bored. i got baned from work today.
It Burns When I Pee
SS Chancre
Live Chicken in a Can
BurgerPipe
Boarder
8/16/2007, 12:23 PM
What kind of boat is it? Not "ski boat". What kind of boat is it?
No one's done Dixon's Cider?
1stTimeCaller
8/16/2007, 12:27 PM
96 Larson 215 LXi
Howzit
8/16/2007, 12:32 PM
Lil Manin
Howzit
8/16/2007, 12:33 PM
'cause...see...then it would be Lil Manin the boat.
Boarder
8/16/2007, 12:34 PM
OK, an I/O runabout.
Call it "Leon"
critical_phil
8/16/2007, 12:36 PM
'cause...see...then it would be Lil Manin the boat.
why?
he'd never be able to find it.
soonerbrat
8/16/2007, 12:40 PM
No one's done Dixon's Cider?
heh
soonerbrat
8/16/2007, 12:44 PM
'cause...see...then it would be Lil Manin the boat.
i don't get it.
Howzit
8/16/2007, 12:47 PM
i don't get it.
I'm calling BS.
You said you got off every other Friday.
soonerbrat
8/16/2007, 12:50 PM
I'm calling BS.
You said you got off every other Friday.
not with little man
Howzit
8/16/2007, 12:55 PM
Way to kill Scott Dixon's thread.
rufnek05
8/16/2007, 12:57 PM
call it "Poop Deck"
Howzit
8/16/2007, 12:57 PM
Wait! That's it!
Dixon 1tc
1stTimeCaller
8/16/2007, 12:58 PM
:les: YOU KILLT IT!!
slickdawg
8/16/2007, 01:00 PM
Fart Monkey
critical_phil
8/16/2007, 01:02 PM
the Dixon Ferry
Howzit
8/16/2007, 01:08 PM
Poof Linger
soonerbrat
8/16/2007, 01:09 PM
Get a Deck and Deal with it
soonerbrat
8/16/2007, 01:12 PM
Drunkytown
Howzit
8/16/2007, 01:13 PM
Carl
JohnnyMack
8/16/2007, 01:14 PM
Transvestite Transport
soonerbrat
8/16/2007, 01:16 PM
Time Warp
1stTimeCaller
8/16/2007, 01:16 PM
I'm starting to think that some of you aren't taking this seriously.
critical_phil
8/16/2007, 01:17 PM
the Noose is Loose
JohnnyMack
8/16/2007, 01:17 PM
My Anoose Hangs Low
apusooner
8/16/2007, 01:18 PM
isn't it bad luck to rename a boat? i heard that somewhere.
OU4LIFE
8/16/2007, 01:19 PM
God I hope so...
Comatose
It has been suggested that this is what I should name mine.
soonerbrat
8/16/2007, 01:21 PM
"A Meeting"
Howzit
8/16/2007, 01:23 PM
I'm starting to think that some of you aren't taking this seriously.
We're just trying to help.
SS Poop On The Cellophane Covering My Mouth
critical_phil
8/16/2007, 01:25 PM
A Hole
Comaltose
It has been suggested that this is what I should name mine.
What then would be your logo? :D
soonerbrat
8/16/2007, 01:30 PM
Aquaholic
olevetonahill
8/16/2007, 01:35 PM
I vote "Drunkytown "
Or the " NATTY " :cool:
soonerbrat
8/16/2007, 01:39 PM
"YMSSRA"
critical_phil
8/16/2007, 01:40 PM
Male Pattern Baldness
soonerbrat
8/16/2007, 01:40 PM
"R-U-N-N-O-F-T"
Howzit
8/16/2007, 01:50 PM
Tortious Enfeoffor
1stTimeCaller
8/16/2007, 01:54 PM
c_p is about to get his *** handed to him
Hamhock
8/16/2007, 02:13 PM
Bobcat
KC//CRIMSON
8/16/2007, 02:17 PM
'McLovin'
Winner!
critical_phil
8/16/2007, 02:20 PM
Helander
soonerbrat
8/16/2007, 02:48 PM
Twisty Bobcat Pretzel
soonerbrat
8/16/2007, 02:53 PM
here ya go
CLICK ME (http://www.firstboat.com/boat_names.html)
soonerbrat
8/16/2007, 02:54 PM
Wet Wonder
rufnek05
8/16/2007, 02:56 PM
stupendous indignation
Sooner Born Sooner Bred
8/16/2007, 02:56 PM
c_p is about to get his *** handed to himThat's a funny name for a boat.
How about Jack Ingram's Baby Daddy?
rufnek05
8/16/2007, 02:57 PM
here ya go
CLICK ME (http://www.firstboat.com/boat_names.html)
the first one that came up when i clicked on it was...*drumroll*.................................. ......................Wet Schooner.
the name of my gun next year?? perhaps
TMcGee86
8/16/2007, 02:57 PM
"PIITB"
I can't believe no one suggested this yet.
Hamhock
8/16/2007, 02:58 PM
If this boat's a rockin'
Howzit's about to do the walk of shame.
OU4LIFE
8/16/2007, 03:22 PM
'Chlamydia Tide'
OU4LIFE
8/16/2007, 03:23 PM
'Floating Gonorrhea'
critical_phil
8/16/2007, 03:26 PM
Tommy Lee's Elbow
soonerbrat
8/16/2007, 03:31 PM
Mouillez Toujours
that means "always wet" in french.
literally translated "wet always" but they do the adverbs backwards.
When I named my Crownline it was a tossup between
"Bow Movement"
and
"Cirhossis of the River"
I chose Bow Movement.
critical_phil
8/16/2007, 09:13 PM
Cape Codpiece
Soonerus
8/16/2007, 09:14 PM
1st Time Tuna...
It needs a girls name. Seriously. It's a rule or something.
If it wasn't you could name it the "Bada Bing."
ChickSoonerFan
8/16/2007, 09:31 PM
I have nothing to add here.
Cept that I can't believe this thread has made it this many pages.
And that it looks like Brat was a bit ornery today.
:)
soonerbrat
8/16/2007, 10:05 PM
I have nothing to add here.
Cept that I can't believe this thread has made it this many pages.
And that it looks like Brat was a bit ornery today.
:)
brat was extremely bored today.
and taking cough medicine with codeine
ChickSoonerFan
8/16/2007, 10:07 PM
brat was extremely bored today.
and taking cough medicine with codeine
and I was taking Lortab without knowing it!!
We were twinkies today!
Sort of.
:twinkies:
:D
StuIsTheMan
8/16/2007, 10:11 PM
brat was extremely bored today.
and taking cough medicine with codeine
Junky...I wouldn't let you work on that stuff either:D
Jimminy Crimson
8/16/2007, 10:25 PM
Sleeve of Wizard
Jimminy Crimson
8/16/2007, 10:28 PM
AQUA NUTsack
soonerbrat
8/16/2007, 10:29 PM
Junky...I wouldn't let you work on that stuff either:D
I didn't take it before I went to work. Therefore I was coughing. a lot. and my boss said "GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE"
not really, he was nicer about it.
Jimminy Crimson
8/16/2007, 10:31 PM
Since you're a big fan...
Bonnie's Boat
or
Bishop on Board
:texan:
soonerbrat
8/16/2007, 10:36 PM
It needs a girls name. Seriously. It's a rule or something.
If it wasn't you could name it the "Bada Bing."
didn't I already say that? the bada bing thing?
critical_phil
8/16/2007, 10:36 PM
Dixon a Box
http://catchupblog.typepad.com/catch_up_blog/images/my_dick_in_a_box_snl.jpg
Sooner Born Sooner Bred
8/16/2007, 10:37 PM
What about Little Man
Viking Kitten
8/16/2007, 10:44 PM
Sloop Salty Balls
Viking Kitten
8/16/2007, 10:46 PM
"Mast Erectile Dysfunction"
Viking Kitten
8/16/2007, 10:48 PM
"Ye Olde Crab Catcher"
Viking Kitten
8/16/2007, 10:50 PM
"Tit-anic"
"Dredging for Bearded Clams"
Viking Kitten
8/16/2007, 10:56 PM
"Bateau da bone"
soonerboomer93
8/16/2007, 11:03 PM
dixon baby oil
sanantoniosooner
8/16/2007, 11:10 PM
The Enis
Notice there is no "P" in it. That's cuz it's all in the carpet
goingoneight
8/16/2007, 11:12 PM
How about 1st Time Caller? :confused:
My friend named his boat "Booty Do," cuz he says his belly stick out further than his booty do.
critical_phil
8/16/2007, 11:15 PM
My friend named his boat "Dickie Do," cuz he says his belly stick out further than his Dickie Do.
yeah, right. a "friend".
"Stockin' the Lake with Brown Trout"
"Sleazy Ship of Sordid Squalor"
"Rosie O'Donnell's Family Funship"
tommieharris91
8/16/2007, 11:25 PM
Has anybody said "A Whale's Vagina" yet?
StuIsTheMan
8/17/2007, 12:12 AM
"The Kids Not Mine"
That's 999
critical_phil
8/17/2007, 12:26 AM
$43.65
goingoneight
8/17/2007, 02:19 AM
yeah, right. a "friend".
I can't afford a boat. :(
proud gonzo
8/17/2007, 02:21 AM
...is this thread actually worth readign?
goingoneight
8/17/2007, 02:21 AM
Tree-fiddy!!!
goingoneight
8/17/2007, 02:23 AM
...is this thread actually worth readign?
It's a message board at 2:30 AM... what do you think :)?
phead903
8/17/2007, 07:18 AM
Dennis Rodman used to have a boat on Lake Texoma with an airbrushed picture of Marily Monroe on the side and it was named....
"Chocolate Sex"
crawfish
8/17/2007, 07:32 AM
Name it "not in MY lake".
SoonerBOI
8/17/2007, 07:37 AM
"new loan"
SoonerBOI
8/17/2007, 07:39 AM
"affordable"
SoonerBOI
8/17/2007, 07:40 AM
"can afford"
Viking Kitten
8/17/2007, 07:43 AM
"Beached Melon"
D'OH!
"H.M.S. Stinky Bottom"
Howzit
8/17/2007, 07:57 AM
Skidmarkapallooza
OUinFLA
8/17/2007, 08:23 AM
I assume the boat is under 18 years old?
Jail Baiter
I should have saved my money cause the oilfield will likely slow down in a couple of years, and I will regret the purchase of this boat
That may be hard to read
or
The Minnesota Vikings Are Prudes
Sooner Born Sooner Bred
8/17/2007, 09:08 AM
Take a Ride on My Slip n Slide
soonerbrat
8/17/2007, 09:10 AM
Below the Bulkhead
"Jack Sparrow's Deflowering Dock"
soonerbrat
8/17/2007, 09:20 AM
Sea ****
soonerbrat
8/17/2007, 09:22 AM
Ahead Yaw
crawfish
8/17/2007, 09:24 AM
Alan Parson's Project - Nothing Left to Lose.
Ooops, wrong 10-page thread...nevermind.
OKLA21FAN
8/17/2007, 09:28 AM
'sea hag' (slashed out with red paint)
and below hand painted
'the Laura Miller'
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