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1stTimeCaller
8/16/2007, 07:52 AM
I'm getting a boat and it's currently named Always Wet, in spanish. That's gotta go.

I was thinking
Dixon
The Water

I don't know if I could show my Momma Jeanne and PaPa the back of my boat if I did that though.

Surely you clowns can come up with something.

yermom
8/16/2007, 07:55 AM
how about just Dixon? :D

King Crimson
8/16/2007, 07:59 AM
innuendo is a necessity?

1stTimeCaller
8/16/2007, 08:05 AM
well, my last name is dixon and I'm kind of a dick and I'd be on the water.

any suggestions?

OU4LIFE
8/16/2007, 08:08 AM
how about 'queerbait'

1stTimeCaller
8/16/2007, 08:12 AM
Is that really necessary?

The boat is painted like a rainbow and has purple triangles all over it. I'll also be wearing my purple thong with the gold frilly things as a border when I'm at the lake.

1stTimeCaller
8/16/2007, 08:15 AM
http://www.planearium2.de/pics/pics-104-6.jpg

humper

King Crimson
8/16/2007, 08:17 AM
well, my last name is dixon and I'm kind of a dick and I'd be on the water.

any suggestions?

ah OK. i'll get my think on innuendos with dixon. none of the gay "grab yer ankles" ones that are sure to follow.

1stTimeCaller
8/16/2007, 08:19 AM
innuendo isn't a necessity. Neither is my last name. Just a name for a boat.

Maybe
Oilfield Trash

OU4LIFE
8/16/2007, 08:21 AM
'Exxon'

OU4LIFE
8/16/2007, 08:22 AM
'Harbinger of Death'

OU4LIFE
8/16/2007, 08:22 AM
'Hole-In-One'

1stTimeCaller
8/16/2007, 08:23 AM
'Hole in one maker upper'

OU4LIFE
8/16/2007, 08:23 AM
'Injury Settlement'

OUDoc
8/16/2007, 08:23 AM
Seamen

OU4LIFE
8/16/2007, 08:24 AM
'Fossil Fuel'

OUDoc
8/16/2007, 08:24 AM
What was Rodney Dangerfield's boat on Caddyshack? Seafood, I think.

OU4LIFE
8/16/2007, 08:25 AM
'$40,000 Yukon'

OUDoc
8/16/2007, 08:25 AM
NinjaPirate

OU4LIFE
8/16/2007, 08:26 AM
'Masturbation Station'

OUDoc
8/16/2007, 08:26 AM
Bruce

yermom
8/16/2007, 08:26 AM
'Exxon'

'Valdez'

OU4LIFE
8/16/2007, 08:27 AM
"El Concho de Sanchez'

OUDoc
8/16/2007, 08:27 AM
Sea Dingy

OU4LIFE
8/16/2007, 08:27 AM
'Howzit Bra'

OUDoc
8/16/2007, 08:28 AM
Help

SOS

SS P!sser

OUDoc
8/16/2007, 08:29 AM
Titanic

OUDoc
8/16/2007, 08:31 AM
USS Tinkler

IB4OU2
8/16/2007, 08:31 AM
I.P. Freely? ;)

OU4LIFE
8/16/2007, 08:33 AM
'McShamus O'Tool'

85Sooner
8/16/2007, 08:34 AM
How bout either

Just another habit

or

The expensive habit

OUDoc
8/16/2007, 08:34 AM
GheyBoy

sooner_born_1960
8/16/2007, 08:35 AM
The Flying Wasp

SoonerBorn68
8/16/2007, 08:36 AM
SS Brown Finger

OKLA21FAN
8/16/2007, 08:38 AM
how about
'the Gaylord Family--Oklahoma Memorial Yacht'

Fugue
8/16/2007, 08:44 AM
Assman

OU4LIFE
8/16/2007, 08:45 AM
'Land Yacht'

OU4LIFE
8/16/2007, 08:47 AM
the 'A-10 Warthog'

cause no one wants to see it coming.

Howzit
8/16/2007, 08:48 AM
Minnow

double entendre there...

RFH Shakes
8/16/2007, 08:48 AM
Best one I've seen in a while was on Thunderbird: "My Dixie Wrecked"

My vote is for "Moose Knuckle"

OU4LIFE
8/16/2007, 08:55 AM
'McLovin'

Howzit
8/16/2007, 08:58 AM
SS Camel Toad

Howzit
8/16/2007, 08:59 AM
'ROBSTAH CRAW!!!1'

birddog
8/16/2007, 09:11 AM
SS Hindendixon

soonerbrat
8/16/2007, 09:13 AM
Slippery When Wet

crawfish
8/16/2007, 09:17 AM
My Little Dinghy

soonerbrat
8/16/2007, 09:18 AM
Special Vessel

soonerbrat
8/16/2007, 09:19 AM
The Wet Dream

Hamhock
8/16/2007, 09:20 AM
Small Penis Compensation

1stTimeCaller
8/16/2007, 09:28 AM
My Sweet Bonnie

StuIsTheMan
8/16/2007, 09:31 AM
How about "Dixon Yer Mouth" or my favorite "The Pink Taco"

soonerbrat
8/16/2007, 09:32 AM
Sailbad the Sinner

soonerbrat
8/16/2007, 09:32 AM
Hotlips

soonerbrat
8/16/2007, 09:33 AM
Chicken of the Sea

Hamhock
8/16/2007, 09:37 AM
If this boat's a rockin'

OU Adonis
8/16/2007, 09:39 AM
I had a friend name his Pink Taco

mdklatt
8/16/2007, 09:40 AM
After the first time you fill it up you can call it the "I Can't Afford This".

mdklatt
8/16/2007, 09:43 AM
I had a friend name his Pink Taco

Are you still talking about a boat?

soonerbrat
8/16/2007, 09:45 AM
Sea My Johnson

soonerbrat
8/16/2007, 09:46 AM
what kind of boat is it?
fishing boat? ski boat?

mdklatt
8/16/2007, 09:47 AM
Sea My Johnson

What if he has an Evinrude or a Mercruiser?

SteelClip49
8/16/2007, 10:01 AM
The BSMF, Tug, The Mighty Mangino, Das Boat, The Schooner

JohnnyMack
8/16/2007, 10:04 AM
How about you don't waste money on a boat?

Mmmkay?

Thanks.

OU4LIFE
8/16/2007, 10:06 AM
golf clubs are cheaper.

1stTimeCaller
8/16/2007, 10:19 AM
brat, it's a ski boat

Beef
8/16/2007, 10:49 AM
Bitch Stole My House

mdklatt
8/16/2007, 10:51 AM
Bitch Stole My House

:bsmf:

soonerbrat
8/16/2007, 10:58 AM
Dixon Skis

Hamhock
8/16/2007, 10:59 AM
Dixon the boat title

Beef
8/16/2007, 11:05 AM
Dixon High School Cheer Squad

King Crimson
8/16/2007, 11:06 AM
dixon your magic spot

if the perv angle is the way. who really sees the "name" of a ski boat?

soonerbrat
8/16/2007, 11:06 AM
Bada Bing

soonerbrat
8/16/2007, 11:07 AM
put this upside down -

"If You Can Read This - Turn Me Over"

soonerbrat
8/16/2007, 11:08 AM
Buoy Toy

soonerbrat
8/16/2007, 11:10 AM
Dirty Dog

soonerbrat
8/16/2007, 11:12 AM
Ski-Daddle

1stTimeCaller
8/16/2007, 11:16 AM
Buoy Toy

That would be perfect for Howzit's boat.

soonerbrat
8/16/2007, 11:17 AM
Boomerang

soonerbrat
8/16/2007, 11:18 AM
Bikini Bait

soonerbrat
8/16/2007, 11:19 AM
Bucking Float

Jimminy Crimson
8/16/2007, 11:20 AM
"Dixon The Banana Hammock"

OU Adonis
8/16/2007, 11:24 AM
Are you still talking about a boat?

Well he was asian, so he might of called both his boat it as well as his... oh never mind.

soonerbrat
8/16/2007, 11:25 AM
Afternoon Delight

soonerbrat
8/16/2007, 11:27 AM
Miss Behavin'

soonerbrat
8/16/2007, 11:29 AM
Sofa King Fast

Mjcpr
8/16/2007, 11:34 AM
well, my last name is dixon and I'm kind of a dick and I'd be on the water.

any suggestions?

Inme,

I thought your last name was Aycock?

:confused:

OCUDad
8/16/2007, 11:43 AM
SS Richard Head

soonerbrat
8/16/2007, 11:47 AM
Are You Wet Yet

StuIsTheMan
8/16/2007, 11:51 AM
http://inlinethumb43.webshots.com/106/1166016273055810147S425x425Q85.jpghttp://stuweb.ee.mtu.edu/~jamchris/Funny_and_misc/funny_name_for_ship.jpg
http://images.google.com/url?q=http://9.content.collegehumor.com/d1/ch6/6/9/collegehumor.41c6f496792b63a23cde83d9365fdeec.jpg&usg=AFQjCNHkOpGgHpEpDl0Jdn19JLYlKURUsA

critical_phil
8/16/2007, 11:55 AM
Missing Mongo

critical_phil
8/16/2007, 11:55 AM
Mondo Mongo

critical_phil
8/16/2007, 11:56 AM
Mongo Baby Daddy

critical_phil
8/16/2007, 11:58 AM
Tastes Like Chicken

critical_phil
8/16/2007, 11:58 AM
We Do Chickens Right

critical_phil
8/16/2007, 11:59 AM
Mongo Tastes Like Chicken

soonerbrat
8/16/2007, 11:59 AM
The Loveboat

critical_phil
8/16/2007, 12:00 PM
We Do Mongo Right

SoonerBOI
8/16/2007, 12:01 PM
bottom's up

soonerbrat
8/16/2007, 12:02 PM
Olive or Twist?

soonerbrat
8/16/2007, 12:03 PM
I Scream Float

soonerbrat
8/16/2007, 12:04 PM
XXXOOO

soonerbrat
8/16/2007, 12:05 PM
Feeling Nauti

or

Nauti Boy
Nauti Buoy

crawfish
8/16/2007, 12:06 PM
Brat sure is obsessed with 1tc's dinghy. I mean, boat.

soonerbrat
8/16/2007, 12:10 PM
i'm bored. i got baned from work today.

pb4ou
8/16/2007, 12:15 PM
salchicha vigorosa

OUDoc
8/16/2007, 12:19 PM
It Burns When I Pee

SS Chancre

Live Chicken in a Can

BurgerPipe

pb4ou
8/16/2007, 12:22 PM
incidente en la alfombra

pb4ou
8/16/2007, 12:23 PM
SS Cerveza

Boarder
8/16/2007, 12:23 PM
What kind of boat is it? Not "ski boat". What kind of boat is it?

OUDoc
8/16/2007, 12:25 PM
No one's done Dixon's Cider?

1stTimeCaller
8/16/2007, 12:27 PM
96 Larson 215 LXi

Howzit
8/16/2007, 12:32 PM
Lil Manin

Howzit
8/16/2007, 12:33 PM
'cause...see...then it would be Lil Manin the boat.

Boarder
8/16/2007, 12:34 PM
OK, an I/O runabout.

Call it "Leon"

critical_phil
8/16/2007, 12:36 PM
'cause...see...then it would be Lil Manin the boat.



why?


he'd never be able to find it.

soonerbrat
8/16/2007, 12:40 PM
No one's done Dixon's Cider?


heh

soonerbrat
8/16/2007, 12:44 PM
'cause...see...then it would be Lil Manin the boat.



i don't get it.

Howzit
8/16/2007, 12:47 PM
i don't get it.

I'm calling BS.

You said you got off every other Friday.

soonerbrat
8/16/2007, 12:50 PM
I'm calling BS.

You said you got off every other Friday.


not with little man

Howzit
8/16/2007, 12:55 PM
Way to kill Scott Dixon's thread.

rufnek05
8/16/2007, 12:57 PM
call it "Poop Deck"

Howzit
8/16/2007, 12:57 PM
Wait! That's it!

Dixon 1tc

1stTimeCaller
8/16/2007, 12:58 PM
:les: YOU KILLT IT!!

slickdawg
8/16/2007, 01:00 PM
Fart Monkey

critical_phil
8/16/2007, 01:02 PM
the Dixon Ferry

Howzit
8/16/2007, 01:08 PM
Poof Linger

soonerbrat
8/16/2007, 01:09 PM
Get a Deck and Deal with it

soonerbrat
8/16/2007, 01:12 PM
Drunkytown

Howzit
8/16/2007, 01:13 PM
Carl

JohnnyMack
8/16/2007, 01:14 PM
Transvestite Transport

soonerbrat
8/16/2007, 01:16 PM
Time Warp

1stTimeCaller
8/16/2007, 01:16 PM
I'm starting to think that some of you aren't taking this seriously.

critical_phil
8/16/2007, 01:17 PM
the Noose is Loose

JohnnyMack
8/16/2007, 01:17 PM
My Anoose Hangs Low

apusooner
8/16/2007, 01:18 PM
isn't it bad luck to rename a boat? i heard that somewhere.

OU4LIFE
8/16/2007, 01:19 PM
God I hope so...

Mjcpr
8/16/2007, 01:19 PM
Comatose

It has been suggested that this is what I should name mine.

soonerbrat
8/16/2007, 01:21 PM
"A Meeting"

Howzit
8/16/2007, 01:23 PM
I'm starting to think that some of you aren't taking this seriously.

We're just trying to help.


SS Poop On The Cellophane Covering My Mouth

critical_phil
8/16/2007, 01:25 PM
A Hole

Fugue
8/16/2007, 01:25 PM
Comaltose

It has been suggested that this is what I should name mine.

What then would be your logo? :D

Mjcpr
8/16/2007, 01:28 PM
Fugue is out of line.

soonerbrat
8/16/2007, 01:30 PM
Aquaholic

olevetonahill
8/16/2007, 01:35 PM
I vote "Drunkytown "
Or the " NATTY " :cool:

soonerbrat
8/16/2007, 01:39 PM
"YMSSRA"

critical_phil
8/16/2007, 01:40 PM
Male Pattern Baldness

soonerbrat
8/16/2007, 01:40 PM
"R-U-N-N-O-F-T"

Howzit
8/16/2007, 01:50 PM
Tortious Enfeoffor

1stTimeCaller
8/16/2007, 01:54 PM
c_p is about to get his *** handed to him

Hamhock
8/16/2007, 02:13 PM
Bobcat

KC//CRIMSON
8/16/2007, 02:17 PM
'McLovin'

Winner!

critical_phil
8/16/2007, 02:20 PM
Helander

soonerbrat
8/16/2007, 02:48 PM
Twisty Bobcat Pretzel

soonerbrat
8/16/2007, 02:53 PM
here ya go

CLICK ME (http://www.firstboat.com/boat_names.html)

soonerbrat
8/16/2007, 02:54 PM
Wet Wonder

rufnek05
8/16/2007, 02:56 PM
stupendous indignation

Sooner Born Sooner Bred
8/16/2007, 02:56 PM
c_p is about to get his *** handed to himThat's a funny name for a boat.

How about Jack Ingram's Baby Daddy?

rufnek05
8/16/2007, 02:57 PM
here ya go

CLICK ME (http://www.firstboat.com/boat_names.html)

the first one that came up when i clicked on it was...*drumroll*.................................. ......................Wet Schooner.



the name of my gun next year?? perhaps

TMcGee86
8/16/2007, 02:57 PM
"PIITB"



I can't believe no one suggested this yet.

Hamhock
8/16/2007, 02:58 PM
If this boat's a rockin'

Howzit's about to do the walk of shame.

OU4LIFE
8/16/2007, 03:22 PM
'Chlamydia Tide'

OU4LIFE
8/16/2007, 03:23 PM
'Floating Gonorrhea'

critical_phil
8/16/2007, 03:26 PM
Tommy Lee's Elbow

soonerbrat
8/16/2007, 03:31 PM
Mouillez Toujours

that means "always wet" in french.

literally translated "wet always" but they do the adverbs backwards.

bjs
8/16/2007, 09:10 PM
When I named my Crownline it was a tossup between
"Bow Movement"
and
"Cirhossis of the River"

I chose Bow Movement.

critical_phil
8/16/2007, 09:13 PM
Cape Codpiece

Soonerus
8/16/2007, 09:14 PM
1st Time Tuna...

Rogue
8/16/2007, 09:25 PM
It needs a girls name. Seriously. It's a rule or something.

If it wasn't you could name it the "Bada Bing."

ChickSoonerFan
8/16/2007, 09:31 PM
I have nothing to add here.

Cept that I can't believe this thread has made it this many pages.

And that it looks like Brat was a bit ornery today.

:)

soonerbrat
8/16/2007, 10:05 PM
I have nothing to add here.

Cept that I can't believe this thread has made it this many pages.

And that it looks like Brat was a bit ornery today.

:)


brat was extremely bored today.
and taking cough medicine with codeine

ChickSoonerFan
8/16/2007, 10:07 PM
brat was extremely bored today.
and taking cough medicine with codeine

and I was taking Lortab without knowing it!!

We were twinkies today!

Sort of.

:twinkies:

:D

StuIsTheMan
8/16/2007, 10:11 PM
brat was extremely bored today.
and taking cough medicine with codeine

Junky...I wouldn't let you work on that stuff either:D

Jimminy Crimson
8/16/2007, 10:25 PM
Sleeve of Wizard

M
8/16/2007, 10:27 PM
Sleeve of Wizard


LOL!!

Jimminy Crimson
8/16/2007, 10:28 PM
AQUA NUTsack

soonerbrat
8/16/2007, 10:29 PM
Junky...I wouldn't let you work on that stuff either:D


I didn't take it before I went to work. Therefore I was coughing. a lot. and my boss said "GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE"



not really, he was nicer about it.

Jimminy Crimson
8/16/2007, 10:31 PM
Since you're a big fan...

Bonnie's Boat

or

Bishop on Board

:texan:

soonerbrat
8/16/2007, 10:36 PM
It needs a girls name. Seriously. It's a rule or something.

If it wasn't you could name it the "Bada Bing."


didn't I already say that? the bada bing thing?

critical_phil
8/16/2007, 10:36 PM
Dixon a Box

http://catchupblog.typepad.com/catch_up_blog/images/my_dick_in_a_box_snl.jpg

Sooner Born Sooner Bred
8/16/2007, 10:37 PM
What about Little Man

M
8/16/2007, 10:38 PM
"OMGWTF"

M
8/16/2007, 10:40 PM
"Vanilla Face"

Viking Kitten
8/16/2007, 10:44 PM
Sloop Salty Balls

M
8/16/2007, 10:45 PM
"Sea Cucumber"

Viking Kitten
8/16/2007, 10:46 PM
"Mast Erectile Dysfunction"

M
8/16/2007, 10:47 PM
"Junk Slap"

M
8/16/2007, 10:48 PM
"The Cialis Cruiser"

Viking Kitten
8/16/2007, 10:48 PM
"Ye Olde Crab Catcher"

M
8/16/2007, 10:49 PM
"Crabs in my Junk"

Viking Kitten
8/16/2007, 10:50 PM
"Tit-anic"

M
8/16/2007, 10:52 PM
"Dumping in my Dingey"

M
8/16/2007, 10:54 PM
"Dredging for Bearded Clams"

Viking Kitten
8/16/2007, 10:56 PM
"Bateau da bone"

M
8/16/2007, 10:58 PM
"Viagra Vessel"

soonerboomer93
8/16/2007, 11:03 PM
dixon baby oil

M
8/16/2007, 11:03 PM
"Melon Marooner"

M
8/16/2007, 11:07 PM
"Crabs Ahoy"

M
8/16/2007, 11:09 PM
"Premature Cast Off"

sanantoniosooner
8/16/2007, 11:10 PM
The Enis

Notice there is no "P" in it. That's cuz it's all in the carpet

goingoneight
8/16/2007, 11:12 PM
How about 1st Time Caller? :confused:

My friend named his boat "Booty Do," cuz he says his belly stick out further than his booty do.

critical_phil
8/16/2007, 11:15 PM
My friend named his boat "Dickie Do," cuz he says his belly stick out further than his Dickie Do.



yeah, right. a "friend".

M
8/16/2007, 11:15 PM
"Stockin' the Lake with Brown Trout"

M
8/16/2007, 11:19 PM
"Sleazy Ship of Sordid Squalor"

M
8/16/2007, 11:22 PM
"Rosie O'Donnell's Family Funship"

M
8/16/2007, 11:23 PM
"Beached Melon"

tommieharris91
8/16/2007, 11:25 PM
Has anybody said "A Whale's Vagina" yet?

M
8/16/2007, 11:26 PM
"A Whale's Vagina"

M
8/16/2007, 11:29 PM
"The Blue Ball Barge"

StuIsTheMan
8/17/2007, 12:12 AM
"The Kids Not Mine"


That's 999

critical_phil
8/17/2007, 12:26 AM
$43.65

goingoneight
8/17/2007, 02:19 AM
yeah, right. a "friend".

I can't afford a boat. :(

proud gonzo
8/17/2007, 02:21 AM
...is this thread actually worth readign?

goingoneight
8/17/2007, 02:21 AM
Tree-fiddy!!!

goingoneight
8/17/2007, 02:23 AM
...is this thread actually worth readign?

It's a message board at 2:30 AM... what do you think :)?

phead903
8/17/2007, 07:18 AM
Dennis Rodman used to have a boat on Lake Texoma with an airbrushed picture of Marily Monroe on the side and it was named....

"Chocolate Sex"

crawfish
8/17/2007, 07:32 AM
Name it "not in MY lake".

SoonerBOI
8/17/2007, 07:37 AM
"new loan"

SoonerBOI
8/17/2007, 07:39 AM
"affordable"

SoonerBOI
8/17/2007, 07:40 AM
"can afford"

Viking Kitten
8/17/2007, 07:43 AM
"Beached Melon"

D'OH!

"H.M.S. Stinky Bottom"

Howzit
8/17/2007, 07:57 AM
Skidmarkapallooza

OUinFLA
8/17/2007, 08:23 AM
I assume the boat is under 18 years old?

Jail Baiter

Mongo
8/17/2007, 08:55 AM
I should have saved my money cause the oilfield will likely slow down in a couple of years, and I will regret the purchase of this boat

That may be hard to read


or

The Minnesota Vikings Are Prudes

M
8/17/2007, 09:00 AM
"Thar She Blows"

Sooner Born Sooner Bred
8/17/2007, 09:08 AM
Take a Ride on My Slip n Slide

soonerbrat
8/17/2007, 09:10 AM
Below the Bulkhead

M
8/17/2007, 09:12 AM
"Jack Sparrow's Deflowering Dock"

soonerbrat
8/17/2007, 09:20 AM
Sea ****

soonerbrat
8/17/2007, 09:22 AM
Ahead Yaw

crawfish
8/17/2007, 09:24 AM
Alan Parson's Project - Nothing Left to Lose.

Ooops, wrong 10-page thread...nevermind.

OKLA21FAN
8/17/2007, 09:28 AM
'sea hag' (slashed out with red paint)
and below hand painted
'the Laura Miller'