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mdklatt
8/15/2007, 02:17 PM
I think I'm technically the junior assistant deputy floor captain. What's a floor captain, you ask? I'm not sure except that it has something to do with fire drills. I'm totally gonna Dwight this up.
Ike
8/15/2007, 02:24 PM
here we call those people "emergency wardens"...they get to wear a red mesh hat during the fire drills. Dwightness abounds at those times.
sooner_born_1960
8/15/2007, 02:29 PM
did you get a flashlight out of the deal?
SoonerJack
8/15/2007, 02:32 PM
Oh we have a guy who relishes the fire drills and false alarms in our building. You have never seen a man clutch a bullhorn and a clipboard with such passion, while wearing his orange safety vest.
mdklatt
8/15/2007, 02:34 PM
here we call those people "emergency wardens"...they get to wear a red mesh hat during the fire drills. Dwightness abounds at those times.

I don't think I get a hat. :(
1stTimeCaller
8/15/2007, 02:34 PM
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Ike
8/15/2007, 02:35 PM
I don't think I get a hat. :(

Just go to the local little league uniform supplier and get one made yourself. it'll probably set you back about 10 bucks.

Oh, and you need a bullhorn too.
mdklatt
8/15/2007, 02:35 PM
did you get a flashlight out of the deal?

Nope, but I think I get a weather radio for tornado warnings. But that's separate from my duties as floor captain. I guess that makes me the Chief Tornado Marshall.
mdklatt
8/15/2007, 02:36 PM
Just go to the local little league uniform supplier and get one made yourself. it'll probably set you back about 10 bucks.

If I just had a badge I'd be happy.

Oh man, I am so gonna score with chicks now. :texan:
salth2o
8/15/2007, 02:37 PM
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mdklatt
8/15/2007, 02:37 PM
Oh we have a guy who relishes the fire drills and false alarms in our building. You have never seen a man clutch a bullhorn and a clipboard with such passion, while wearing his orange safety vest.

Man, we don't get any of that. OU is hella lame.
Ike
8/15/2007, 02:40 PM
Man, we don't get any of that. OU is hella lame.
I'd go take that up with management. Keep at it until they give in and get you:
A hat
A bullhorn
An orange safety vest
A 4D maglite
and a clipboard.

Make sure you stress that these are small prices to pay for the ensured safety of their employees, and that doing so will help keep insurance costs down.
SoonerBorn68
8/15/2007, 02:40 PM
I think I'm technically the junior assistant deputy floor captain.




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KABOOKIE
8/15/2007, 02:43 PM
here we call those people "emergency wardens"...they get to wear a red mesh hat during the fire drills. Dwightness abounds at those times.


Ha! We have “First Responders” here and they have a red sign at their cube with the title. No f’ing joke. Someone had a heart attack and a fellow co-worker got his *** chewed because he called the plant’s 911 number instead of going to a First Responder.
Ike
8/15/2007, 02:44 PM
Ha! We have “First Responders” here and they have a red sign at their cube with the title. No f’ing joke. Someone had a heart attack and a fellow co-worker got his *** chewed because he called the plant’s 911 number instead of going to a First Responder.


Thats totally awesome. Let me guess, the first responder would have just called 911, right?
StuIsTheMan
8/15/2007, 02:45 PM
I'd go take that up with management. Keep at it until they give in and get you:
A hat
A bullhorn
An orange safety vest
A 4D maglite
and a clipboard.
.

I think there is an OU policy some where forbidding this..
KABOOKIE
8/15/2007, 02:46 PM
Thats totally awesome. Let me guess, the first responder would have just called 911, right?

Yep! Procedures were not followed ladies and gentleman.
KABOOKIE
8/15/2007, 02:53 PM
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:D
mdklatt
8/15/2007, 02:58 PM
I think there is an OU policy some where forbidding this..

Only on web sites. Seriously (http://www.ou.edu/styleguide/colors.shtml).
mdklatt
8/15/2007, 03:00 PM
Thats totally awesome. Let me guess, the first responder would have just called 911, right?

Maybe the first responder has CPR and AED certification.
StuIsTheMan
8/15/2007, 03:02 PM
Only on web sites. Seriously (http://www.ou.edu/styleguide/colors.shtml).

CLASSIC!
HskrGrl
8/15/2007, 04:06 PM
DO YOU WANT TO DIE?!! DO YOU WANT TO DIE?!!


I would make a little Dwight face yelling ala Les in front of that but I just got a new laptop and I don't have my software loaded on it yet. So just use your imagination.
1stTimeCaller
8/15/2007, 05:02 PM
you also can't put the OU logo on an orange shirt.
olevetonahill
8/15/2007, 05:18 PM
IF I evar get My 60 T-bird done . Its gonna have the OU logo on it .
I dont care if it hairlips the Pope .
yermom
8/15/2007, 11:39 PM
Only on web sites. Seriously (http://www.ou.edu/styleguide/colors.shtml).

heh.

http://www.ou.edu/styleguide/images/ou-wrong.gif

i didn't realize that site was still there