More trouble for Vick

[sooner_born_1960]

Embattled NFL quarterback Michael Vick, facing federal charges related to his alleged participation in dogfighting, has been hit with a "$63,000,000,000 billion dollar" lawsuit filed by a South Carolina inmate who alleges the Atlanta Falcons star stole his pit bulls and sold them on eBay to buy "missiles from Iran," FOX News has learned.
Jonathan Lee Riches filed the handwritten complaint over "theft and abuse of my animals" on July 23 in the U.S. District Court in Richmond, Va.
• Click here to read the filing against Vick.(pdf) (http://www.foxnews.com/projects/pdf/riches_jonathan_file.pdf)
Riches alleges that Vick stole two white mixed pit bull dogs from his home in Holiday, Fla., and used them for dogfighting operations in Richmond, Va. The complaint goes on to allege that Vick sold the dogs on eBay and “used the proceeds to purchase missiles from the Iran government.”
The complaint also alleges that Vick would need those missiles because he pledged allegiance to Al Qaeda in February of this year.
“Michael Vick has to stop physically hurting my feelings and dashing my hopes,” Riches writes in the complaint.
Riches wants $63 billion dollars “backed by gold and silver “ delivered to the front gates to the Williamsburg Federal Correctional facility in South Carolina. Riches is an inmate at the facility serving out a wire fraud conviction.


http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,293268,00.html

[Harry Beanbag]

Those are some serious charges.

[OUinFLA]

is an inmate at the facility serving out a wire fraud conviction.

I sure hope he is not my Nigerian connection :eek:
63 billion dollars sure has a familier ring to it.

although, I think

"$63,000,000,000 billion dollar" is actually a somewhat higher amount than implied.

[OUDoc]

Is there no end to Michael Vick's evil?

[Okla-homey]

This just in, fed. prosecutors offered him a plea deal involving a year in the hoosegow which he turned down.

[OUDoc]

Careful, he may turn those missiles loose.

[VeeJay]

Riches wants $63 billion dollars “backed by gold and silver “ delivered to the front gates to the Williamsburg Federal Correctional facility in South Carolina.

What times does the loot arrive at the front gates?

I can be down there in a couple of hours.

[Beef]

I knew that Al Qaeda hated puppies.

[TUSooner]

Riches is one of a million, just a little more creative. OK, one among thousands and a LOT more creative. :rolleyes:

[IronSooner]

Careful, he may turn those herpes loose.


Fixed. And scarier.

[Widescreen]

Where would one keep 63 billion billion dollars while in prison?

Nevermind, I don't want to know. :O

[Osce0la]

From the filing:


Micheal Vick conntinued to harass me on May 4th, 2007 by stealing my identity from my coat. My identity was used to open new store account cards to petsmart and doggie warehouse to purchase food for Mr. Vick's illegal dogfighting operation.

[rufnek05]

"stole his pit bulls and sold them on eBay to buy "missiles from Iran," FOX News has learned."

those must have been some dogs, or really cheap missiles

[Osce0la]

"stole his pit bulls and sold them on eBay to buy "missiles from Iran," FOX News has learned."

those must have been some dogs, or really cheap missiles
missiles, bottle rockets...do you think Mike Vick knows the difference?

[royalfan5]

http://www.citypaper.net/articles/2006-04-13/NC_FP_Lawsuit.pdf

Another fantastic lawsuit from this plaintiff.

[Ike]

http://www.citypaper.net/articles/2006-04-13/NC_FP_Lawsuit.pdf

Another fantastic lawsuit from this plaintiff.

I half expected to see my name in that list of defendants.

It almost would have been easier for him to list people that were not defendants.

[SoonerBorn68]

Sorry Doc:

http://www.globalpov.com/images/dr_evil_1.jpg

63 Billion dollars!

[OUDoc]

http://www.citypaper.net/articles/2006-04-13/NC_FP_Lawsuit.pdf

Another fantastic lawsuit from this plaintiff.
Booker T. Washington is named. OSU's benefactor is named too? ;)

[KABOOKIE]

"$63,000,000,000 billion dollars"

That's just redundant redundancy there.

[StoopTroup]

Proof that we are incarcerating the mentally ill.

Kim in North Korea and the Hong Kong Gangs are really gonna get theirs...lol

[OUDoc]

Or the chronically bored smart-asses.

[Boomer_Sooner_sax]

That is the most random list of names, places and things ever assembled. It is like he got access to Wikipedia and started hitting links and decided those were his defendants. By the way, you can go ahead and mark off Anna Nicole Smith and Sadam Hussein. I don't think they will make it. Also, I am not sure if the Roman Empire or Mt. Rushmore will be there and I am sure Sammy Sosa will forget Enlish when he appears.

[soonerbrat]

That is the most random list of names, places and things ever assembled. It is like he got access to Wikipedia and started hitting links and decided those were his defendants. By the way, you can go ahead and mark off Anna Nicole Smith and Sadam Hussein. I don't think they will make it. Also, I am not sure if the Roman Empire or Mt. Rushmore will be there and I am sure Sammy Sosa will forget Enlish when he appears.



"Jewish workers at NBC/Universal

Brad Pitt and his adopted son Maddox Pitt/Jolie"



this is cracking me up

[1stTimeCaller]

how many pit bulls are we talking about?

[OUinFLA]

how many pit bulls are we talking about?

Including the Brad Pitt bull mentioned in the previous post..........3.
Oh, and Maddox Pitt makes 4

[Harry Beanbag]

Magna Carta, Fruit of the Loom, Chris Berman, Meals on Wheels, Boris Becker, and Lambeau Field. :D

[Boomer_Sooner_sax]

What the hell did Medival Times do to him?

[soonerinabilene]

Hilary Clinton, Def Jam Records, Kingdom of Jehovah's Witnesses, the university of miami, Shawn John Combs doing business as puff daddy doing business as mr. Ditty, Various Buddhist Monks, and Phil Donahue. I kinda like this guy.

[Boomer_Sooner_sax]

University of Miami has got to be one of the best ones listed on there.