It's hotter than...

[Okla-homey]

"two rats rasslin' in a wool sock on a pot-bellied stove"

That's right, time to trot out those charming hill-billy-isms referencing the extreme heat.

:hot: :hot: :hot: :pop:

[OSUAggie]

I thought it was "two rats ****in' in a wool sock?"

[jk the sooner fan]

its so hot, i saw a dog chasing a rabbit and they were both walking

[yermom]

hotter than doleo on dollar day

[IB4OU2]

It's so hot I saw two trees fighting over a dog....

[Mjcpr]

Heck.

It's hotter than heck.

[RUSH LIMBAUGH is my clone!]

Phoenix!?...114 yesterday.

[bri]

It's wicked hot.

[NormanPride]

Hotter than an AG drunkytown post?

[SoonerTreasure]

It's hotter than camel _ _ _ _ _.....

[King Crimson]

it's pretty hot. last night at 9:30 it was still 88 degrees.

[SicEmBaylor]

It's balmy.

[bri]

It's balls hot.

[Oldnslo]

hotter than the hinges to a whorehouse on boy scout day.

[The Maestro]

As Dan Rather would say, "It's hotter than Mamie's flap jacks baking on the hood of a 57 Chevy pickup in the middle of the noon day Tuscaloosa sun!"

[GrapevineSooner]

It's hotter than Carl Crawford.

[The Maestro]

Someone should start Global Cooling.

TIA.

[Fraggle145]

It's so hot I'm sweatin' like a whore in church

[Fraggle145]

It's so hot I'm sweatin' like a nun in a cucumber patch

[The Maestro]

Tiger Woods was sweating like Dexter Manley at a spelling bee. They said "Mike Tyson" but I've always said Dexter Manley on that line when playing golf.

[Fraggle145]

It's so hot I'm sweatin' like a long-tailed cat in a room full of rocking chairs

[Okla-homey]

Hotter than a fresh-focked fox in a hot pepper patch.

[Okla-homey]

Its so hot I'm sweatin' like Lindsay Lohan taking the ACT.

[Fraggle145]

I'm sweatin' like doleo tryin' to spell.

[Hamhock]

at least it's a wet heat.

[Viking Kitten]

Sweatin' like a priest at Boy Scout convention?

[CUinNC]

"it's so hot, I walked all the way down main street & never saw any headlights on them wimmen'"

[C&CDean]

It's hotter than a French whore's **** on Saturday night.

[sooner n houston]

As my dear old daddy used to say...

It's hotter than a two dollar pistol!

[sooner n houston]

Tiger Woods was sweating like Dexter Manley at a spelling bee. They said "Mike Tyson" but I've always said Dexter Manley on that line when playing golf.

Sure missed a good chance at a Vince Young joke there Maestro! :D

[The Maestro]

Sure missed a good chance at a Vince Young joke there Maestro! :D

I'm older school...and while VY is not too bright, I think he could read a bit. Not Dexter.

[Jerk]

It's not RATS, it's MICE!

It's not WRASSLIN', it's F***ING.

TWO MICE F***ING IN A WOOL SOCK!!

GOT IT?

GOSH:stunned:

[OUinFLA]

100 degrees today at my farm
oh..........and 456% humidity

my swimming pool is steaming by mid afternoon.

[SicEmBaylor]

100 degrees today at my farm
oh..........and 456% humidity

my swimming pool is steaming by mid afternoon.
Man...
You live in Florida, you got a boat, have a pool, and by your "farm" comment it would seem that you're a member of Florida's landed gentry class.

Can I live with you?

[Flagstaffsooner]

hotter than a three balled tom-cat.

[John Kochtoston]

It's hotter than the XBox 360 in Andre Jones' apartment.

[AlbqSooner]

Hotter than a preacher on the verge.

[OUinFLA]

Man...
You live in Florida, you got a boat, have a pool, and by your "farm" comment it would seem that you're a member of Florida's landed gentry class.

Can I live with you?

You'd have to pay rent. Even my wife pays rent.
You know how us land owners are.

[Hamhock]

As my dear old daddy used to say...

It's hotter than a two dollar pistol!


she was the fastest thing around...

[CUinNC]

It's so hot that.....Everybody is ok for illegal immigrants just for awhile cause that grass ain't gonna cut itself.:pop:

[OUinFLA]

It was so hot down here today, the chickens were laying hard-boiled eggs.

[olevetonahill]

Its to Hot to **** !