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Okla-homey
8/13/2007, 03:57 PM
"two rats rasslin' in a wool sock on a pot-bellied stove"
That's right, time to trot out those charming hill-billy-isms referencing the extreme heat.
:hot: :hot: :hot: :pop:
OSUAggie
8/13/2007, 04:02 PM
I thought it was "two rats ****in' in a wool sock?"
jk the sooner fan
8/13/2007, 04:04 PM
its so hot, i saw a dog chasing a rabbit and they were both walking
yermom
8/13/2007, 04:05 PM
hotter than doleo on dollar day
IB4OU2
8/13/2007, 04:10 PM
It's so hot I saw two trees fighting over a dog....
Heck.
It's hotter than heck.
RUSH LIMBAUGH is my clone!
8/13/2007, 04:27 PM
Phoenix!?...114 yesterday.
NormanPride
8/13/2007, 04:32 PM
Hotter than an AG drunkytown post?
SoonerTreasure
8/13/2007, 04:34 PM
It's hotter than camel _ _ _ _ _.....
King Crimson
8/13/2007, 04:43 PM
it's pretty hot. last night at 9:30 it was still 88 degrees.
SicEmBaylor
8/13/2007, 04:43 PM
It's balmy.
Oldnslo
8/13/2007, 04:52 PM
hotter than the hinges to a whorehouse on boy scout day.
The Maestro
8/13/2007, 04:53 PM
As Dan Rather would say, "It's hotter than Mamie's flap jacks baking on the hood of a 57 Chevy pickup in the middle of the noon day Tuscaloosa sun!"
GrapevineSooner
8/13/2007, 04:53 PM
It's hotter than Carl Crawford.
The Maestro
8/13/2007, 04:54 PM
Someone should start Global Cooling.
TIA.
Fraggle145
8/13/2007, 04:55 PM
It's so hot I'm sweatin' like a whore in church
Fraggle145
8/13/2007, 04:59 PM
It's so hot I'm sweatin' like a nun in a cucumber patch
The Maestro
8/13/2007, 05:01 PM
Tiger Woods was sweating like Dexter Manley at a spelling bee. They said "Mike Tyson" but I've always said Dexter Manley on that line when playing golf.
Fraggle145
8/13/2007, 05:04 PM
It's so hot I'm sweatin' like a long-tailed cat in a room full of rocking chairs
Okla-homey
8/13/2007, 05:05 PM
Hotter than a fresh-focked fox in a hot pepper patch.
Okla-homey
8/13/2007, 05:06 PM
Its so hot I'm sweatin' like Lindsay Lohan taking the ACT.
Fraggle145
8/13/2007, 05:12 PM
I'm sweatin' like doleo tryin' to spell.
Hamhock
8/13/2007, 05:21 PM
at least it's a wet heat.
Viking Kitten
8/13/2007, 06:21 PM
Sweatin' like a priest at Boy Scout convention?
CUinNC
8/13/2007, 06:24 PM
"it's so hot, I walked all the way down main street & never saw any headlights on them wimmen'"
C&CDean
8/13/2007, 06:57 PM
It's hotter than a French whore's **** on Saturday night.
sooner n houston
8/13/2007, 07:08 PM
As my dear old daddy used to say...
It's hotter than a two dollar pistol!
sooner n houston
8/13/2007, 07:09 PM
Tiger Woods was sweating like Dexter Manley at a spelling bee. They said "Mike Tyson" but I've always said Dexter Manley on that line when playing golf.
Sure missed a good chance at a Vince Young joke there Maestro! :D
The Maestro
8/13/2007, 09:39 PM
Sure missed a good chance at a Vince Young joke there Maestro! :D
I'm older school...and while VY is not too bright, I think he could read a bit. Not Dexter.
It's not RATS, it's MICE!
It's not WRASSLIN', it's F***ING.
TWO MICE F***ING IN A WOOL SOCK!!
GOT IT?
GOSH:stunned:
OUinFLA
8/13/2007, 10:06 PM
100 degrees today at my farm
oh..........and 456% humidity
my swimming pool is steaming by mid afternoon.
SicEmBaylor
8/13/2007, 11:17 PM
100 degrees today at my farm
oh..........and 456% humidity
my swimming pool is steaming by mid afternoon.
Man...
You live in Florida, you got a boat, have a pool, and by your "farm" comment it would seem that you're a member of Florida's landed gentry class.
Can I live with you?
Flagstaffsooner
8/13/2007, 11:37 PM
hotter than a three balled tom-cat.
John Kochtoston
8/14/2007, 12:10 AM
It's hotter than the XBox 360 in Andre Jones' apartment.
AlbqSooner
8/14/2007, 06:19 AM
Hotter than a preacher on the verge.
OUinFLA
8/14/2007, 06:39 AM
Man...
You live in Florida, you got a boat, have a pool, and by your "farm" comment it would seem that you're a member of Florida's landed gentry class.
Can I live with you?
You'd have to pay rent. Even my wife pays rent.
You know how us land owners are.
Hamhock
8/14/2007, 08:15 AM
As my dear old daddy used to say...
It's hotter than a two dollar pistol!
she was the fastest thing around...
CUinNC
8/14/2007, 05:56 PM
It's so hot that.....Everybody is ok for illegal immigrants just for awhile cause that grass ain't gonna cut itself.:pop:
OUinFLA
8/14/2007, 07:35 PM
It was so hot down here today, the chickens were laying hard-boiled eggs.
olevetonahill
8/14/2007, 07:40 PM
Its to Hot to **** !
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