You know how I know you're ghey?

[Okla-homey]

Because you bought this book.

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Keep it goen...

:pop:

[HskrGrl]

You know how I know you're ghey? You willingly went to see

http://blogs.orlandosentinel.com/entertainment_movies_blog/images/2007/04/02/hairspray_2

[proud gonzo]

that's a great movie

[NormanPride]

that's a great movie

Well, yeah. For you. You're supposed to like dudes.

[proud gonzo]

no, really. It's a great movie. Even my dad loved it. Great acting, great music. Christopher Walken is absolutely hilarious, the dance routines are spectacular. You're missing out.

[MextheBulldog]

You know how I know you're ghey? 'Cause you like Coldplay.

[proud gonzo]

edit: nevermind

[Scott D]

you post on bulletin boards with the name SicEmBaylor ;)

[proud gonzo]

you overuse ellipses in lieu of all other punctuation

[Chuck Bao]

Okay, how did you know I just bought that book earlier this week?

I'll have you know that my first gay love potion/spell is gonna have your name written all over it!

[Scott D]

[Fan and SicEm] if you mean have your name all over it, you mean giving Homey an Abe Lincoln love potion, you're turning him to complete socialism[/Fan and SicEm] :D

[OUstud]

you have a framed poster of Asia.

[KABOOKIE]

You say you're a diehard conservative republican but, vote democrat.

[SicEmBaylor]

[Fan and SicEm] if you mean have your name all over it, you mean giving Homey an Abe Lincoln love potion, you're turning him to complete socialism[/Fan and SicEm] :D
Well, he was very possibly gay with his law partner.

[olevetonahill]

You sit in a hot tub with a bunch of other dudes

[jk the sooner fan]

you overuse ellipses in lieu of all other punctuation

what are you trying to say....

[SicEmBaylor]

what are you trying to say....
(.) (.)

[Okla-homey]

Well, he was very possibly gay with his law partner.

PPPlease. That old chestnut? Look, in the early nineteenth century and earlier, in boarding houses and inns all over the frontier, guests shared beds.

That whole "he was a closeted homo" thing about one of the greatest Americans of all time got started because some modern phag noticed in period accounts that Lincoln occasionally shared a bed with his partner when they were riding the circuit representing clients out in the sticks.

The modern phag therefore concluded Lincoln and his law partner were queer.

Absolute wishful thinking by a butt pirate desperately seeking validation for his own deviance.

[Scott D]

SicEm just got served~

[Okla-homey]

SicEm just got served~

Damn skippy. I've eaten the wanna-be, ersatz elite for lunch since 1978. Baylor: Desperately striving for East Coast recognition since it was founded by a bunch of syphlitic texicans in 1845.

At least SMU has pretty girls.

[Jerk]

(only applies to males:)

You're voting for John Edwards.

You own a pomeranian.

You dot your "i"s with a little heart.

You watch All My Children for the story line.

You think guns are "icky" and hunting is "bad"

For all you know, there is a hamster under the hood of your car running on the inside of a wheel to make it go, and you can't make basic repairs or do maintenence, like change the oil.

You can't drink Jack Daniels® straight from the bottle.

You've never killed anything and then gutted, grilled, and ate it.

You won't eat at the Y because you think it's nasty. A true hetero male is up to the task.

You call a plumber when the chain on your toilet flapper breaks.

You have an electric lawn mower.

You get all of your political and social influence from Hollywood Celebs.

That's all I can think of now.

[Okla-homey]

(only applies to males:)

You're voting for John Edwards.

You own a pomeranian.

You dot your "i"s with a little heart.

You watch All My Children for the story line.

You think guns are "icky" and hunting is "bad"

For all you know, there is a hamster under the hood of your car running on the inside of a wheel to make it go, and you can't make basic repairs or do maintenence, like change the oil.

You can't drink Jack Daniels® straight from the bottle.

You've never killed anything and then gutted, grilled, and ate it.

You won't eat at the Y because you think it's nasty. A true hetero male is up to the task.

You call a plumber when the chain on your toilet plunger breaks.

You have an electric lawn mower.

You get all of your political and social influence from Hollywood Celebs.

That's all I can think of now.

Any adult male human who is afraid of guns should just go ahead and check in at the YMCA and be a catcher.

Any adult male who doesn't covet guns may be a little light in the loafers too.

Digging guns = Y chromosome.

Just saying.

[GottaHavePride]

Well, yeah. For you. You're supposed to like dudes.

Amanda Bynes was hot.

I mean, no, I did NOT go to see that movie.

[FaninAma]

PPPlease. That old chestnut? Look, in the early nineteenth century and earlier, in boarding houses and inns all over the frontier, guests shared beds.

That whole "he was a closeted homo" thing about one of the greatest Americans of all time got started because some modern phag noticed in period accounts that Lincoln occasionally shared a bed with his partner when they were riding the circuit representing clients out in the sticks.

The modern phag therefore concluded Lincoln and his law partner were queer.

Absolute wishful thinking by a butt pirate desperately seeking validation for his own deviance.

Suuuuuuure he wasn't. Whatever happens on the frontier stays on the frontier. I always thought there were other reasons behind Honest Abe's sudden passion to grow a beard.....most likely a little "tickle me Abe" action for his bed partners was the real reason. :D

[FaninAma]

(only applies to males:)

You're voting for John Edwards.

You own a pomeranian.

You dot your "i"s with a little heart.

You watch All My Children for the story line.

You think guns are "icky" and hunting is "bad"

For all you know, there is a hamster under the hood of your car running on the inside of a wheel to make it go, and you can't make basic repairs or do maintenence, like change the oil.

You can't drink Jack Daniels® straight from the bottle.

You've never killed anything and then gutted, grilled, and ate it.

You won't eat at the Y because you think it's nasty. A true hetero male is up to the task.

You call a plumber when the chain on your toilet flapper breaks.

You have an electric lawn mower.

You get all of your political and social influence from Hollywood Celebs.

That's all I can think of now.

You have a real attraction for the color of burnt orange.

[olevetonahill]

Suuuuuuure he wasn't. Whatever happens on the frontier stays on the frontier. I always thought there were other reasons behind Honest Abe's sudden passion to grow a beard.....most likely a little "tickle me Abe" action for his bed partners was the real reason. :D

Ya nevar heard of Hot Bunkin huh !

[olevetonahill]

Suuuuuuure he wasn't. Whatever happens on the frontier stays on the frontier. I always thought there were other reasons behind Honest Abe's sudden passion to grow a beard.....most likely a little "tickle me Abe" action for his bed partners was the real reason. :D
So Are ya callin me Ghey ?:mad: I got a beard and Ive shared a bunk .
Say thank you punk !:mad:

[StoopTroup]

I heard you had to share a bed with a man to pass the bar in tejas?

[olevetonahill]

I heard you had to share a bed with a man to pass the bar in tejas?
Hell I passed out in saxet , Woke up in OK :D

[Chuck Bao]

I think you guys are just geographically sexually confused.

Are we talking about Oklahoma or not?

Now real gay hillbillies would be if…

You carry both a shotgun and a dildo behind the seat of your pickup truck, just in case.

You try to compensate by carrying an extra large Bowie knife.

Your hunting and fishing don’t preclude other hunters and fishermen, preferably those with purty mouths.

Deliverance is your all-time favorite movie despite the not so happy ending.

You often forget to wear anything under your overalls.

The sight of a tree stump gives you…ummm…ideas.

You’ve had a nightstick used on you and not in a proper way.

All joking aside, you’ve actually had buttsecs in jail / prison.

“Don’t ask, don’t tell” seems pretty reasonable, especially the “don’t tell” part.

You don’t / can’t vote, but if you did it’d be for that dood in that other state that wants to legalize marry joe wanna.

Friday night disco need no dancing or music, but it should at least include beer / whiskey / moonshine.

You have an intense desire for something beautiful in you life. So, you spray paint your truck’s wheels gold.

[birddog]

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[olevetonahill]

I aint , but 2 of those Ive done !:pop:

[proud gonzo]

Amanda Bynes was hot.

I mean, no, I did NOT go to see that movie.at least you didn't say Zac Efron was hot. though such a comment would not have been untrue, it would have made you gay.

[Chuck Bao]

Okay, Olevet fess up. Which two?