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sanantoniosooner
8/8/2007, 11:40 PM
you figure it out:mad:
RUSH LIMBAUGH is my clone!
8/8/2007, 11:43 PM
Junior refuses to acknowledge that it's bedtime?
OKC-SLC
8/8/2007, 11:49 PM
Junior refuses to acknowledge that you're married?
Tailwind
8/9/2007, 12:04 AM
You peed the bed?
StuIsTheMan
8/9/2007, 12:14 AM
Bad Porn?
oumartin
8/9/2007, 12:35 AM
TWO WORDS

Cough syrup!
soonerboomer93
8/9/2007, 12:42 AM
due, it's ok, it's no big deal that it's fast food...
yermom
8/9/2007, 12:42 AM
TWO WORDS

Cough syrup!

more like GHB ;)
OKC-SLC
8/9/2007, 12:48 AM
more like GHB ;)
tomayto, tomahto.
sanantoniosooner
8/9/2007, 12:52 AM
We have short memories around here.
soonerboomer93
8/9/2007, 01:06 AM
either that, or we just don't give a ****...


:pop:
olevetonahill
8/9/2007, 01:28 AM
We have short memories around here.
So ya sayin you aint gettin laid again ?
Bitches man Bitches !
goingoneight
8/9/2007, 02:22 AM
Methinks you should master the art of baiting.
olevetonahill
8/9/2007, 02:55 AM
Methinks you should master the art of baiting.
Or do what I did with My last Ex
Catch her asleep Get a big bottle of aspirin, Pinch her nose closed Pour in the asprin, When she starts spittin and askin WTF ? you calmly tell her your helping her get rid of her Headache .
She said I dont Have a MFIN head ache
I said Good lets ****:D
Harry Beanbag
8/9/2007, 07:15 AM
You didn't eat Taco Bueno for dinner last night?
jk the sooner fan
8/9/2007, 07:47 AM
i might be familiar with your plight :)
sanantoniosooner
8/9/2007, 07:48 AM
I wake up angry when I go to bed angry. :mad:
Viking Kitten
8/9/2007, 08:09 AM
This thread is worthless without pics.
Viking Kitten
8/9/2007, 08:10 AM
Never mind. I found one.
http://img441.imageshack.us/img441/203/istockphoto404951bluebamw2.jpg (http://imageshack.us)
OUDoc
8/9/2007, 08:11 AM
VK is so cruel.
sanantoniosooner
8/9/2007, 08:12 AM
and for the record..........it's not that I don't get any.

It's been pretty good recently.

What drives me nuts is when circumstances indicate that you can expect some and then get left staring at the ceiling. The bait and switch sucks.
OUDoc
8/9/2007, 08:24 AM
I agree. When you're married, you should know when you are and aren't getting any. The mystery of the "yes" or "no" should be completely eliminated.
crawfish
8/9/2007, 09:13 AM
Me, I fell asleep early last night. Getting some cold shoulder this morning.

I'm not a robot, woman! I need my rest!!!
RUSH LIMBAUGH is my clone!
8/9/2007, 10:41 AM
Or do what I did with My last Ex
Catch her asleep Get a big bottle of aspirin, Pinch her nose closed Pour in the asprin, When she starts spittin and askin WTF ? you calmly tell her your helping her get rid of her Headache .
She said I dont Have a MFIN head ache
I said Good lets ****:DHaha!
NormanPride
8/9/2007, 10:51 AM
http://www.gotyatackle.com/store/images/UBInstantBait.jpg

&

http://static.howstuffworks.com/gif/how-to-replace-a-wall-switch-3.jpg
TheHumanAlphabet
8/9/2007, 11:59 AM
I agree. When you're married, you should know when you are and aren't getting any. The mystery of the "yes" or "no" should be completely eliminated.

As well as that romance thing...
OUDoc
8/9/2007, 12:00 PM
As well as that romance thing...
That's gone once the kids are born.
GrapevineSooner
8/9/2007, 12:15 PM
That's why I love my wife.

Switch was on Sunday afternoon and night.
Then she promptly let me know that it would turned off for a few months.










Sometimes my wife drives me nuts. :mad:
Mjcpr
8/9/2007, 01:38 PM
Did you try reading her a poem?
Howzit
8/9/2007, 02:05 PM
sas haiku

conjugal promise
but knees are crossed at bedtime
poor balls, blue again
sanantoniosooner
8/9/2007, 05:12 PM
All I'm saying.....is that if encourages me to pitch a tent, she should join the campout.

I don't like scheduled stuff..........but don't start what you aren't willing to finish.
Oldnslo
8/9/2007, 05:45 PM
you erected a tent?
proud gonzo
8/9/2007, 06:03 PM
VK's post is still making me laugh
crawfish
8/9/2007, 06:27 PM
VK's post is still making me laugh

More proof that women are cruel. :mad:
GottaHavePride
8/9/2007, 08:33 PM
VK's post is still making ME laugh, too.
sanantoniosooner
8/9/2007, 08:54 PM
Well VK's post made me cry.

So there.
soonerhubs
8/9/2007, 09:08 PM
nm
soonerhubs
8/9/2007, 09:09 PM
nm
tulsaoilerfan
8/9/2007, 09:44 PM
Never mind. I found one.
http://img441.imageshack.us/img441/203/istockphoto404951bluebamw2.jpg (http://imageshack.us)


Now THAT'S funny. :D :D :D :D :D :D :D
StoopTroup
8/10/2007, 03:10 AM
yep

SPEK to VK...lol
OUHOMER
8/10/2007, 05:16 AM
Well, You should just take the problem in hand and handle it. Show your spouse you can finish the job. shoot, the proof is in the pudding, you can show her the proof.
sanantoniosooner
8/10/2007, 07:35 AM
...... you can show here the proof.
You got some fetish dude?
crawfish
8/10/2007, 08:31 AM
You got some fetish dude?

He's just saying, it shouldn't be too difficult to lick your problem.
Harry Beanbag
8/10/2007, 09:44 AM
He's just saying, it shouldn't be too difficult to lick your problem.


If he could lick it, he wouldn't have a problem.
Mixer!
8/10/2007, 10:54 AM
http://i76.photobucket.com/albums/j30/fifties/booya.jpg
sanantoniosooner
8/10/2007, 11:39 AM
I'm just wondering why he wants to see proof here.
OUHOMER
8/10/2007, 04:03 PM
you can show her the proof.


Fixed damn it :D
sanantoniosooner
8/10/2007, 05:53 PM
Fixed damn it :D
Does that mean you wont be needing those photos after all?