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Okla-homey
8/6/2007, 03:04 PM
A flashlight that makes people you shine it on throw-up! F--- Yeah!

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,292271,00.html
SCOUT
8/6/2007, 03:13 PM
heh... barf beamers :D
Ike
8/6/2007, 03:14 PM
"There's one wavelength that gets everybody," says IOS President Bob Lieberman. "Vlad [IOS top scientist Vladimir Rubtsov] calls it 'the evil color.'"


must be burnt orange.
OUDoc
8/6/2007, 03:15 PM
Just think of the fun you could have at OU/texas.
mdklatt
8/6/2007, 03:16 PM
Bad. ***.
IronSooner
8/6/2007, 03:41 PM
What happens when the person you're shining it on looks away?
mdklatt
8/6/2007, 03:42 PM
What happens when the person you're shining it on looks away?

I bet it still works. You react to light even with your eyes closed.
Condescending Sooner
8/6/2007, 03:43 PM
Or closes their eyes?
Taxman71
8/6/2007, 05:47 PM
That thing would have saved Lard A$$ having to eat a lot of blueberry pie and castor oil back in Castle Rock.
goingoneight
8/6/2007, 08:05 PM
So Paris and Lindsay got 'em a new spotlight?
Widescreen
8/6/2007, 09:46 PM
Isn't that kind of like the SP episode where there was a certain sound that would make you crap?


DHS hopes to equip police, Border Patrol agents and National Guardsmen with the barf-beamers by 2010.
The ACLU and LULAC to file suit in 3...2...1...
StoopTroup
8/7/2007, 03:58 AM
Wonder if it will disable snakes?

If so...Noble PD might want to check em out if there's any money left after the lawsuit.
47straight
8/7/2007, 08:20 AM
"Phase 3 will be our shrink phase,"

Now that's just inhuman.
TheHumanAlphabet
8/7/2007, 08:30 AM
Just think of the fun you could have at OU/texas.

Or Halloween...
TheHumanAlphabet
8/7/2007, 08:31 AM
Isn't that kind of like the SP episode where there was a certain sound that would make you crap?


The ACLU and LULAC to file suit in 3...2...1...

Yep, no amount of non-lethal force will placate these groups...I mean, police brutality for arresting them at all...