Saturday Nite drunkytown

[olevetonahill]

Whos In? whos Not?
I aint gonna fire up the train if we dont have any one wantin to ride :D

[King Crimson]

in for a little bit.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p0pkA67McCE

the key, grasshopper, is to be the leopard skin suit.

[OUHOMER]

I may try to join tonight

[Okla-homey]

I'm in. Just returned from a wedding of a young colleague in OKC. She got married in the state capitol dome (cuz grandpappy was a state senator for 30 years - and surprisingly, is not in prison) and the reception was at the newly re-opened Skirvin downtown.

I tell you what, that place is faintsy. I'm thinking Mrs Homey and me are gonna check on reservations for a couple of the night games this season. They have reduced rates on the weekends and the concierge told me they aren't booked solid yet because they're too new.

[olevetonahill]

I'm in. Just returned from a wedding of a young colleague in OKC. She got married in the state capitol dome (cuz grandpappy was a state senator for 30 years - and surprisingly, is not in prison) and the reception was at the newly re-opened Skirvin downtown.

I tell you what, that place is faintsy. I'm thinking Mrs Homey and me are gonna check on reservations for a couple of the night games this season. They have reduced rates on the weekends and the concierge told me they aren't booked solid yet because they're too new.
Can I sleep on the floor ?

[Mongo]

I may try to join tonight

Yoda: No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try.

[OUHOMER]

IN

[OUHOMER]

the wife went after some beer. I think i will start with a shot before she gets back. HELL 2 SHOTS

[Flagstaffsooner]

Mountain Natty here!

[Turd_Ferguson]

:les:!!!!!!!!!!! (http://simplythebest.net/sounds/WAV/sound_effects_WAV/sound_effect_WAV_files/big_belch.wav)

[Flagstaffsooner]

:les:!!!!!!!!!!! (http://simplythebest.net/sounds/WAV/sound_effects_WAV/sound_effect_WAV_files/big_belch.wav)Good one Turd!:D

[Turd_Ferguson]

Wher's the engineer at? this things movin to damn slow:D

[bri]

I'm dry, but I'm here.

[OUHOMER]

My first ride and nobody to drive the damn thing

[Turd_Ferguson]

setter on cruise and let's go

[Turd_Ferguson]

:les:KABOOKIE!!!!!! How do ya work the autopilot dammit?

[Newbomb Turk]

My first ride and nobody to drive the damn thing

olevet drops out occasionally - flag takes the wheel then.

:les: DRIVE THIS THING FLAG!!

[Turd_Ferguson]

I think Flag must be two fist'n the Natty's

[Flagstaffsooner]

No, I here. Had to feed everybody.

[Flagstaffsooner]

I've been very absorbed by the History Channel.

[Turd_Ferguson]

I've been very absorbed by the History Channel. Funny, I been absorbing a **** load of beer!

[olevetonahill]

Im back
Had to come to the shop and do an A/C job .

[Flagstaffsooner]

For your drunky amusement (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LE6yK7R5NiQ)

[Mongo]

Im back
Had to come to the shop and do an A/C job .

I have heard of an H job, and a B job, but never an AC job. I bet that is some freaky ****

[Newbomb Turk]

I have heard of an H job, and a B job, but never an AC job. I bet that is some freaky ****

olevet rolls to the beat of a different drummer.

[SoonerGirl06]

Anyone know where Brat is? The jello is jigglin and I'm ready to take Newbomb on! :D

[Newbomb Turk]

Anyone know where Brat is? The jello is jigglin and I'm ready to take Newbomb on! :D

and it's on!!

[Turd_Ferguson]

Can I watch?:O

[Newbomb Turk]

Can I watch?:O

It will be a PPV event....I hope.

:D

[SoonerGirl06]

The more the merrier!

[Newbomb Turk]

The more the merrier!

more guys - can watch.

more chicks - can join.

[Turd_Ferguson]

By Gawd! I'll be Big John McCarthy.....Let's get it on!!!

[Newbomb Turk]

For your drunky amusement (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LE6yK7R5NiQ)

nothing like a little pu**y in drunkytown.

[SoonerGirl06]

Am I the only chick riding this train tonight?

If so... this is gonna be fun.


I'm drinking watered down Merlot... and been drinking since 2 this afternoon.

[Flagstaffsooner]

Webcams on!

[Flagstaffsooner]

Am I the only chick riding this train tonight?

If so... this is gonna be fun.


I'm drinking watered down Merlot... and been drinking since 2 this afternoon.You're pulling it, babe.:D

[Newbomb Turk]

Am I the only chick riding this train tonight?

If so... this is gonna be fun.


time for JELLO SHOTS!

[SoonerGirl06]

Whoo Hoo!

Mmmm! Jello shots!

[SoonerGirl06]

You're pulling it, babe.:D

Heh... I've never heard that before... but if that's what works for you...

[Newbomb Turk]

Heh... I've never heard that before... but if that's what works for you...

:hot:

[Newbomb Turk]

this thread is worthless without olevet.

[Turd_Ferguson]

this thread is worthless without olevet.

Concur. You want I should call'em?

[SoonerGirl06]

Where the hell is he?

[Newbomb Turk]

Where the hell is he?

I think he's making a bunch of jello.

[Newbomb Turk]

I need 13 posts for 11k, so I'm sticking around at least that long. It's gonna be a big party, just you wait and see!

[SoonerGirl06]

Does that mean Brats with him?

[SoonerGirl06]

Damn! I just spilled some of my Merlot! :(

[olevetonahill]

this thread is worthless without olevet.
Dayum Im tryin Guys

[Newbomb Turk]

Does that mean Brats with him?

more than likely he's making brats on the grill.

[Newbomb Turk]

Dayum Im tryin Guys
:les: WELL TRY HARDER!!?!

:)

[olevetonahill]

Muthufuker
I got 3 broke down An 2 Mo coming in the Am
Im pizzed
:mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:
I aint Evar gonna open the Door No Mo

[SoonerGirl06]

I think I'm getting drunk cuz I thought you said he's making it with Brat on the grill...

[olevetonahill]

Does that mean Brats with him?
Ive been Tied Up :D :D :D :D :D :D

[SoonerGirl06]

Muthufuker
I got 3 broke down An 2 Mo coming in the Am
Im pizzed
:mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:
I aint Evar gonna open the Door No Mo

Just greet them in your thongs and boots... that'll get 'em.

[olevetonahill]

I think I'm getting drunk cuz I thought you said he's making it with Brat on the grill...
See above . Yall have had ME tied up :D :D :D

[Newbomb Turk]

Just greet them in your thongs and boots... that'll get 'em.

that would chase most customers away.

[SoonerGirl06]

See above . Yall have had ME tied up :D :D :D

Ohhhh... I was thinkin' I might have to be gettin' jealous or somethin'...

[Newbomb Turk]

so back to the most important thing - you making jello olevet?

[SoonerGirl06]

so back to the most important thing - you making jello olevet?

I prefer Lime... Mmmm!

[olevetonahill]

so back to the most important thing - you making jello olevet?
Is that what Yall call it Now ?

[Newbomb Turk]

I prefer Lime... Mmmm!

works for me.

[olevetonahill]

I prefer Lime... Mmmm!
Id have spoiled Ya rotten, But you had to go to pizz head !:mad:

[Newbomb Turk]

Id have spoiled Ya rotten, But you had to go to pizz head !:mad:

I can just see olevet going the the Wister general store buying up every box of lime jello. :D

[Flagstaffsooner]

that would chase most customers away.

http://www.lilligren.com/Redneck/images/redneck_overalls.jpg

[Newbomb Turk]

they sell those at the Wister general store too?

edit: not the condoms, the overalls.

:D

[SoonerGirl06]

I can just see olevet going the the Wister general store buying up every box of lime jello. :D

Along with every box of condoms! :D

[Turd_Ferguson]

No he di'ent!

[SoonerGirl06]

http://www.lilligren.com/Redneck/images/redneck_overalls.jpg

Wow! What a pooh!!!!!

[Newbomb Turk]

No he di'ent!

he dideet.

[olevetonahill]

Along with every box of condoms! :D
I wouldnt need em with you would I:eek:

[Newbomb Turk]

I wouldnt need em with you would I:eek:

you can't get it up?

[olevetonahill]

you can't get it To ever go down !
I must agree:D

[SoonerGirl06]

I wouldnt need em with you would I:eek:

Darlin'... I don't know if the world is able to handle little Olevet's running around...

[olevetonahill]

Darlin'... I don't know if the world is able to handle little Olevet's running around...
Oh you mean Like preggers and stuff!
I just shoot Blanks and Have Fun target practicin :cool:

[Newbomb Turk]

dang, I just made my 11k post in a golf thread.

Everybody drink anyway!

:)

[King Crimson]

guzzle

[SoonerGirl06]

Yeah! I'll drink to that! Cheers!

[olevetonahill]

dang, I just made my 11k post in a golf thread.

Everybody drink anyway!

:)
Slopoke
Whyd it take so long ?
When I get to 1000 I wanta make somepun smart to say !

[Flagstaffsooner]

Here's to Turk.

[Newbomb Turk]

guzzle

well you didn't have to guzzle the whole thing...but cool!

[Flagstaffsooner]

When I get to 1000 I wanta make somepun smart to say !

You haven't in 11,628.;)

[Newbomb Turk]

time to spread some drunkytown spek around.

[SoonerGirl06]

I am officially out of Merlot. :(

[olevetonahill]

You haven't in 11,628.;)
But I gots 78 or so to thunk of sompun dont I :confused:

[Newbomb Turk]

I am officially out of Merlot. :(

OLEVET - ARE THOSE JELLO SHOTS READY YET???!?!??!?

[olevetonahill]

I am officially out of Merlot. :(
If Ya had Olevet , Youd Nevar run out

[Turd_Ferguson]

congrats on the 11k. only 26 more for me, and I got .6m

[olevetonahill]

OLEVET - ARE THOSE JELLO SHOTS READY YET???!?!??!?
As soon as SG shows up Im diving in :D :D :D

[SoonerGirl06]

But I gots 78 or so to thunk of sompun dont I :confused:

Somehow or another this makes sense to me. Scary...

[Newbomb Turk]

congrats on the 11k. only 26 more for me, and I got .6m

that's a significant milestone.

[Flagstaffsooner]

Somehow or another this makes sense to me. Scary...You got me beat.

[Turd_Ferguson]

Thanks!:D

[Newbomb Turk]

Somehow or another this makes sense to me. Scary...

uh, yeah...you've had enough to drink then.

:)

[Flagstaffsooner]

Hey, off topic but how's the weather in home state? 64degs here.

[Turd_Ferguson]

about 164 deg.

[Newbomb Turk]

how cool would it be if there was like a train, that like came by your house, to take you like, to drunkytown?

[SoonerGirl06]

uh, yeah...you've had enough to drink then.

:)


It's a Monday, Wednesday, Tuesday kinda thing....


I think.

[Newbomb Turk]

Hey, off topic but how's the weather in home state? 64degs here.

NWS says 81 degrees. Thermometer on the patio says 82.

[Flagstaffsooner]

how cool would it be if there was like a train, that like came by your house, to take you like, to drunkytown?I live in Flagstaff. There's a train that comes by every 20 minutes 24/7. I ought to catch a East-bound freight sometime for Oklahoma.:D

[SoonerGirl06]

I've been drinking since 2 this afternoon and I do believe I've hit my limit.

If I don't get off this train now... I'm gonna pluke. :O





Sorry guys... but this chicks outta here....

[Flagstaffsooner]

I've been drinking since 2 this afternoon and I do believe I've hit my limit.

If I don't get off this train now... I'm gonna pluke. :O





Sorry guys... but this chicks outta here....'night sweetie.

[olevetonahill]

Im headin home
Hope I make it !
Will be there in 30 Mins. or so

[Newbomb Turk]

I've been drinking since 2 this afternoon and I do believe I've hit my limit.

If I don't get off this train now... I'm gonna pluke. :O


less Merlot, more Natty.

just sayin.

;)

[Turd_Ferguson]

Drive safe OV

[King Crimson]

why do chicks use so much toilet paper? i've lived with two different women in a conjugal way and a roll of tp would last about 36 hours.

[Newbomb Turk]

why do chicks use so much toilet paper? i've lived with two different women in a conjugal way and a roll of tp would last about 36 hours.

cause you don't have to wipe your d*** when you p***, and they wipe their p**** when they p***.

[Flagstaffsooner]

why do chicks use so much toilet paper? i've lived with two different women in a conjugal way and a roll of tp would last about 36 hours.Really.:rolleyes:

[Turd_Ferguson]

Heh. I got a wife and tree kids. I have toilet paper direct shipped from charmon.

[Flagstaffsooner]

cause you don't have to wipe your d*** when you p***, and they wipe their p**** when they p***.Not to mention the period thing.:)

[King Crimson]

whatever, i ordered a pizza and have 240 gigs of free memory and only one more week of summer class to teach. life is good.

[King Crimson]

a value 4-pack lasts me a month.

inna day, that was 2 weeks, max.

[Newbomb Turk]

whatever, i ordered a pizza and have 240 gigs of free memory and only one more week of summer class to teach. life is good.

if anything sums up good life, that's it.

[Turd_Ferguson]

While were on the subject, how do you get rid of a beer belly?

[Newbomb Turk]

oh, and the PGA is coming up, on a good course (sorry Bri, great course) with trees and green grass.

[Newbomb Turk]

While were on the subject, how do you get rid of a beer belly?

less beer, more Merlot...apparently you throw the stuff up.

[Flagstaffsooner]

While were on the subject, how do you get rid of a beer belly?Don't get one in the first place.

[Flagstaffsooner]

if anything sums up good life, that's it.And
4 weeks until ........

[Newbomb Turk]

And
4 weeks until ........

well, there it is.

[Turd_Ferguson]

less beer, more Merlot...apparently you throw the stuff up.
Dammit I was afraid of that....son of a

[King Crimson]

looking forward to the PGA. though, i won't get to see much of the Thursday round and since (as alluded to before) my summer class keeps from actual real live attendance.

which kinda sucks. but, hoping to be in Norman for a home game this fall.

[Newbomb Turk]

I'm tired, but I think I'll hang around and see if olevet makes it back.

[Newbomb Turk]

looking forward to the PGA.

I'm not a Tulsa humper, but I'm happy a major is being played in the Sooner state. Can't wait to watch as much of it as I can.

[King Crimson]

yeah, it's gonna be fun. i laughed my *** off when we had that storm during the US Open in 01. the national TV and radio people were freaking out like it was the apocalypse. welcome to spring in OK.

[Turd_Ferguson]

Never been to the PGA in Tulsa. I usually go to the Byron Nelson. It's gonna be too dam hot to go this week.

[Flagstaffsooner]

Ludes are almost as good as TV golf to put you to sleep.

[Newbomb Turk]

Never been to the PGA in Tulsa. I usually go to the Byron Nelson. It's gonna be too dam hot to go this week.

it would be neat to see, but I agree on the heat - I'll pass.

[Newbomb Turk]

Ludes are almost as good as TV golf to put you to sleep.

one of my favorite things in the whole wide world is to put the Saturday golf telecast on, get in the recliner, and take a nap.

[Newbomb Turk]

Ludes are almost as good as TV golf to put you to sleep.

however, no naps during a major.

[Turd_Ferguson]

one of my favorite things in the whole wide world is to put the Saturday golf telecast on, get in the recliner, and take a nap.
Agree. Nothing better than cat naps and every time you wake up somebody different is in the lead.

[Newbomb Turk]

well gang, I've been up a long time today and I'm tired.

It's been fun - night all.

[King Crimson]

good on ya Turk.

[olevetonahill]

A roll of TP lasts Me 2 months . Cause I dont do paper work I just jump in the shower :D

[olevetonahill]

Next sbject

[King Crimson]

A roll of TP lasts Me 2 months . Cause I dont do paper work I just jump in the shower :D

yeah, that's what i'm talkin about. it's pretty simple the way God made us.

[olevetonahill]

yeah, that's what i'm talkin about. it's pretty simple the way God made us.
Im thinkin God hired Sicem at less than MWage to wire the chicks up,
JMHO

[King Crimson]

sic'em is OK. he's thinking he's better than we Okies because he goes to a private school in Texas--where civilization begins. but he's not a dumb kid, he reads books. he never gets laid which is part of the story when you go to Baylor. ahem. what else did he think he was getting into?

[Turd_Ferguson]

Ever use the bathroom in the shower?

[Flagstaffsooner]

Ever use the bathroom in the shower?Pee only.

[olevetonahill]

Ever use the bathroom in the shower?
Well Duh ! Im a Guy aint I ?:confused:

[olevetonahill]

Pee only.
And we have our 1st LIAR :D

[Flagstaffsooner]

Farting in the bathtub is great fun.

[Turd_Ferguson]

Pee only. Dammit Flag, you ruined my joke.:D

[Flagstaffsooner]

Sorry, go ahead.

[Turd_Ferguson]

Farting in the bathtub is great fun. I agree, but the Turd family moved on up. We got us one of them there jack oozy's. Built our house 7 years ago. I bet weve used that sumbitch ten times max.

[Turd_Ferguson]

Sorry, go ahead. Timing is everything.

[Flagstaffsooner]

I agree, but the Turd family moved on up. We got us one of them there jack oozy's. Built our house 7 years ago. I bet weve used that sumbitch ten times max.In stoolwater they just fart in a mud puddle.

[Jerk]

Hello guys

I'm fugged up pretty bad.

Goodnight you fn hillbillies

[Turd_Ferguson]

Don't leave Jerk! Stay with us a while

[olevetonahill]

:D :D :D :D

[Turd_Ferguson]

I don't know about you Vet, but I'm tored up......and ain't done yet

[olevetonahill]

Ask Flag about Where He learned to Repair His swamp cooler :D :D :D :D

[Turd_Ferguson]

What's up with the swamp cooler Flag?

[olevetonahill]

He aggied it !:D :D :D :D

[Flagstaffsooner]

What's up with the swamp cooler Flag?OV says I am an aggie due to an emergency repair I did last summer involving duck tape.

[Turd_Ferguson]

duct tape & bailin wire = fix anything

[Flagstaffsooner]

duct tape & bailin wire = fix anythingNever tell Olevet or OUinFla anything.

[olevetonahill]

OV says I am an aggie due to an emergency repair I did last summer involving duck tape.
His repair Consisted of A box fan , Duct tape. Now he says He has never shat in the shower. And the Box fan is Bolted in place .
I rest My Case :D

[Flagstaffsooner]

It works, anus face.:P

[Turd_Ferguson]

So, your squirrel cage went out and you backed it up with a box fan?

[Jerk]

Well..I'm still up...

Let's see if a miracle will happen..

maybe the wife will gimme some!

[Turd_Ferguson]

go rub one out and come get drunk with us.....ummm exactly in that order:D

[Turd_Ferguson]

I don't know about you guy's, but I watched about an hour and a half worth of TRRW hilight's on youtube today. I am so friggin ready for football & fall, I can't stand it.

[Harry Beanbag]

I'm a little tipsy, but I haven't read the previous 4 pages, did I miss anything?

[Turd_Ferguson]

Speed read & you'll catch up.

[Flagstaffsooner]

I'm a little tipsy, but I haven't read the previous 4 pages, did I miss anything?No, just olevets usual antics. You having tstorms down there?

[olevetonahill]

No, just olevets usual antics. You having tstorms down there?
Plus Yall missed " How did he learn How ? ":D :D :D :D

[olevetonahill]

Or where ? :D :D :D :rolleyes:

[Harry Beanbag]

No, just olevets usual antics. You having tstorms down there?]

No storms here, just clouds.

[Turd_Ferguson]

Gilbert is just south of phx isn't it?

[Flagstaffsooner]

SE suburb.

[Harry Beanbag]

Yep. We're southeast of downtown Phoenix about 30 miles.

[Flagstaffsooner]

Harry go for 10K.

[Harry Beanbag]

Harry go for 10K.

Ok, I'm there. Now what? ;)

[Turd_Ferguson]

Built a cell tower on South Mtn, and one on Sacaton(sp?) Mtn.

[Flagstaffsooner]

Ok, I'm there. Now what? ;)Everybody....Chug a lug!

[Harry Beanbag]

Everybody....Chug a lug!

We made the cardinal sin tonight...ran out of beer. :(

[Flagstaffsooner]

We made the cardinal sin tonight...ran out of beer. :(Don't say Cardinal until we get those bums out of this town.:D ;)

[Turd_Ferguson]

Chugged one for Turk at 11k
Chugged one for Harry at 10k
Chugged one for me at 600

[Flagstaffsooner]

Hit me for 12900. +1

[Harry Beanbag]

You guys drink one for me too. :( :(

[Harry Beanbag]

Don't say Cardinal until we get those bums out of this town.:D ;)


Chill, it'll only be another couple of weeks then they'll be our problem again. ;)

[Turd_Ferguson]

Hit me for 12900. +1 Gotcha...dammit your gett'n me durnk-er

[Flagstaffsooner]

You guys drink one for me too. :( :(Done. Circle K will be selling for 45 minutes. Send your wife out.:texan:

[Flagstaffsooner]

Gotcha...dammit your gett'n me durnk-erThat's my job, son.

[Turd_Ferguson]

Not your fault....I think I'm becomi'n an alchohorlic.

[Harry Beanbag]

Done. Circle K will be selling for 45 minutes. Send your wife out.:texan:


She's pregnant and asleep, everybody else is ****faced so I'm just gonna have to suffer tonight.

[Turd_Ferguson]

Anybody still there....I got another beer in me....at least.

[goingoneight]

OUT... passing... OUT.

[olevetonahill]

Anybody still there....I got another beer in me....at least.
:D :D :D :D :pop: