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olevetonahill
8/2/2007, 10:49 PM
And I ****ing quote
"Damn it gets late early "
I said WTF then :D :D :D :D :D :D
Dude thats staying with me whille His shack gets ready .:D :D :D :D
Turd_Ferguson
8/2/2007, 11:09 PM
I asked my 16 year old boy how long their football practice was going to be this morning. He told me an hour and sixty minutes. I gave him the Jackie Gleason stare....told him there was no way he came from my loins.:D
SicEmBaylor
8/2/2007, 11:27 PM
I once saw Clinton speak in person.
OCUDad
8/2/2007, 11:46 PM
And I ****ing quote
"Damn it gets late early "
I said WTF then :D :D :D :D :D :D
Dude thats staying with me whille His shack gets ready .:D :D :D :DYogi Berra is staying with you?:eek:
olevetonahill
8/2/2007, 11:49 PM
Yogi Berra is staying with you?:eek:
Im still LMFAO:D
Harry Beanbag
8/3/2007, 12:20 AM
"No matter where you go, there you are."
Ike
8/3/2007, 03:10 AM
Thats a pretty famous Yogism.

Right up there with "Better make it 4. I don't think I can eat 6" when a waitress asked him if he wanted his pizza in 4 or 6 slices.
phead903
8/3/2007, 06:53 AM
"That place is so crowded nobody goes there anymore"....
OCUDad
8/3/2007, 10:36 AM
"You can observe a lot by watching."
Ike
8/3/2007, 10:56 AM
It's like deja vu all over again.
Kimberlyz4OU
8/3/2007, 12:52 PM
I was watching the 14 inning Braves/Astros game last night and the talking head/brainiac said, like in the 12th inning..he said "If the lead off batter gets on base, he usually scores, unless he doesn't" - WTF??
sanantoniosooner
8/3/2007, 01:19 PM
"I'm lost, but we're making good time"

"When you get to the fork in the road, take it"
OCUDad
8/3/2007, 04:21 PM
And the kicker:

"I really didn't say everything I said."
william_brasky
8/3/2007, 05:36 PM
I went fishing this last weekend at an Oklahoma Lake and caught a big ole gar. As I landed the fish to the bank and proceeded to toss the fish back into the woods this old boy who was fishing near me told me that if you prepared gar the right way it tasted pretty good.

Then he quipped "heck, anything tastes good if you hungrah."
Turd_Ferguson
8/4/2007, 07:27 AM
Snip..As offensive coordinator Kevin Wilson (http://www.newsok.com/keysearch/?er=1&CANONICAL=Kevin+Wilson&CATEGORY=PERSON) said: "I don't think we'll know until we know. We might know and still not know.”:D:D:D

http://www.newsok.com/article/3098472/
VeeJay
8/4/2007, 11:00 AM
Speaking of Yogi Berra:

"It ain't over 'til it's over."

Former New Orleans Saints QB Archie Manning would beg to differ.
olevetonahill
8/4/2007, 05:17 PM
Another Timizim
He just went to the fridge to get a beer .
As hes taking one out , He asks me Dayum did you drink all the beer last Night?
I asked him "how many is in there "
He says 8 or 9.
I just look at him and :D :D :D
Harry Beanbag
8/5/2007, 01:32 AM
Another Timizim
He just went to the fridge to get a beer .
As hes taking one out , He asks me Dayum did you drink all the beer last Night?
I asked him "how many is in there "
He says 8 or 9.
I just look at him and :D :D :D


You should have told him to get his aas to the store, beer is needed.
RUSH LIMBAUGH is my clone!
8/5/2007, 12:09 PM
I went fishing this last weekend at an Oklahoma Lake and caught a big ole gar. As I landed the fish to the bank and proceeded to toss the fish back into the woods this old boy who was fishing near me told me that if you prepared gar the right way it tasted pretty good.

Then he quipped "heck, anything tastes good if you hungrah."Gar meat is plenty yummy. Preparing it the right way is just however you like to prepare fish!