I'm having a beer, eating cheetos. It's 10:30

[1stTimeCaller]

It gets pretty boring around here.

Should I

a) go play a few rounds at Dornick?
b) go to the lake?
c) wait until lunch to do either
d) keep drinking beers

Playing golf and taking the boat out by yourself are a lot like having sex by yourself. I wish my buddies didn't have jobs during the day.

[Beef]

Playing golf and taking the boat out by yourself are a lot like having sex by yourself. I wish my buddies didn't have jobs during the day.
You want to have sex with your buddies? NTTAWWT.

[sooner_born_1960]

b, c, and d

[jk the sooner fan]

classic

are you sharing the cheetos?

i'd eat and drink some more and then go do something

anything

[JohnnyMack]

If I had a day to myself like that I'd be asleep.

[NormanPride]

This is why I have videogames.

[SoonerBOI]

all of the above:D

[jk the sooner fan]

will it be ok to laugh if this gets merged with the IT thread in the test folder?

[1stTimeCaller]

I did share the cheetos. My dog loves them.

I've already watched a minute or two of the porn channel, called tech support and got my email fixed (they just had to refresh my password). That was before 10am.

I'm thinking golf. I'm hungry but my buddies don't tkae lunch until high noon. It may be too danged hot to start a round of small ball by then.

[JohnnyMack]

I did share the cheetos. My dog loves them.


Your sack is orange right now. Isn't it?

[NormanPride]

Your sack is orange right now. Isn't it?

Didn't you hear him? Shared. It wouldn't be orange anymore.

[Howzit]

Cheetos orange stays with you for a while.

[jk the sooner fan]

not if you put peanut butter on the sack

[Hamhock]

Cheetos orange stays with you for a while.


says the voice of experience

[Howzit]

says the voice of experience

Experience, indeed.

Punkin.

[SelmaBamaFan]

Serious question, what kinda beer is it?

[Mjcpr]

I've always been afraid to try and launch my boat alone. I'm sure I could do it but I don't want to look like a tard and I don't really want to drive it onto the ground.

[olevetonahill]

Beer , The Breakfast of Champions .
Id just drink more beer.

[JohnnyMack]

I've always been afraid to try and launch my boat alone.

Not what I heard

[1stTimeCaller]

I've always been afraid to try and launch my boat alone. I'm sure I could do it but I don't want to look like a tard and I don't really want to drive it onto the ground.

That's the beauty, it's not my boat. A buddy is storing here at my house.

Anyhoo, I think I'll just get primed up for the softball games tonight. I could go to Bucky's and play on the track hoe or finish doing laundry.

I might go shoot my new rifle when they get done putting the scope on her. It's a good thing I'll only have had two beers in me when they call. Assuming they call by 2pm.

The first beer was a Leininkugel's Summer Wheat. This one is a Bud Light.

I might take a nap. Who knows, the day is young and the girls at softball will be younger!!!!

[jk the sooner fan]

really now, how hard is it to launch a boat like this?

http://www.simplicityboats.com/wwillie4.jpg

[Hamhock]

i think this is how one of the perverted justice stories started.

[Okla-homey]

It gets pretty boring around here.

Should I

a) go play a few rounds at Dornick?
b) go to the lake?
c) wait until lunch to do either
d) keep drinking beers

Playing golf and taking the boat out by yourself are a lot like having sex by yourself. I wish my buddies didn't have jobs during the day.

solo boating is dangerous.

just saying.

If I was in Ardmore on a fine summer morning, I'd sack up and "airborne shuffle" (that's double-time to a "leg") from 12th Street (south end of the mall parking lot) out past AHS, then north on Mt. Washington Rd, then east thru Dornick Hills, past the Country Club then back to my point of origin. Just like I have hundreds of times.

Then I would do the "Three S's"

Then, luncheon at the Hamburger Inn to offset the cardio I just put in.

Then, I would retire to the veranda at Ma's place and have a seegar.

Afterwards, I would go to Jerry's Gun Shop and see what's new for sale.

Maybe a haircut at Mitchell Bros. just for fun. That could kill two hours.

Home for supper, read the Ardmoreite (a real live evening daily for crying-out-loud)

Watch some boob tube, read a book and fall asleep.

[1stTimeCaller]

I did stop by Jerry's and pick up my new rig. I quit double timing( that's running for you AF types ;) ) when I turned my uniforms in.

It was the diesel truck softball league tonight. Great times.

[Harry Beanbag]

solo boating is dangerous.

just saying.

If I was in Ardmore on a fine summer morning, I'd sack up and "airborne shuffle" (that's double-time to a "leg") from 12th Street (south end of the mall parking lot) out past AHS, then north on Mt. Washington Rd, then east thru Dornick Hills, past the Country Club then back to my point of origin. Just like I have hundreds of times.

Then I would do the "Three S's"

Then, luncheon at the Hamburger Inn to offset the cardio I just put in.

Then, I would retire to the veranda at Ma's place and have a seegar.

Afterwards, I would go to Jerry's Gun Shop and see what's new for sale.

Maybe a haircut at Mitchell Bros. just for fun. That could kill two hours.

Home for supper, read the Ardmoreite (a real live evening daily for crying-out-loud)

Watch some boob tube, read a book and fall asleep.


Mitchell Brothers in San Francisco is a whorehouse, FYI. http://www.soonerfans.com/forums/images/icons/kerry.gif

[1stTimeCaller]

God Bless those brothers and hopefully these guys are their cousins.

[Harry Beanbag]

You got any cheetoes left?

[critical_phil]

It may be too danged hot to start a round of small ball by then.


this makes baby Mongo cry.

[1stTimeCaller]

Dog's asleep. Cheetos are gone. I have a smile on my face.

[Harry Beanbag]

Dog's asleep. Cheetos are gone. I have a smile on my face.


Does the dog have a smile on his face? I'm going to have nightmares tonight.