I learnt me the neastest trick

[oumartin]

put a straw under your arm in your armpit and blow into the straw. Its a blasty blast when done right

[rufnek05]

what is the result of said action?

[oumartin]

the best farting noises ever! :D

[RADsooner]

the best farting noises ever! :D


uummmm......you NEED a straw to do that???? :eek:

[oumartin]

umm. I don't fart.. Ask any girl thats ever given me a rusty trombone!
I have to find ways to make farting noises

[HskrGrl]

I can tell it's a happenin night for you tonight. :D

[oumartin]

oh you know you will try it. yes I am bored and i have to stay up until 6am

[HskrGrl]

I don't have any straws. But we have something in common... I don't fark either. :P

[oumartin]

I thought you were a farker from way back ;)

[HskrGrl]

Believe it or not there is a slight difference between farking and farting and well the other thing people seem to get it confused with.

[oumartin]

count me as one of them!

[HskrGrl]

Hmmm is it too late to go back and edit my post so I don't look completely dumb? :P

[oumartin]

and its not even midnight out there!

[HskrGrl]

Nope, not yet. It's still early. The 5 Smirnoffs I've had make it seem a little later, though.

[rufnek05]

Nope, not yet. It's still early. The 5 Smirnoffs I've had make it seem a little later, though.

don't get alcohol poisoning

[HskrGrl]

Smartass :P

[oumartin]

how funny, the wife told me she went and had a couple grape smirnoffs and got sicker than a dog.

[rufnek05]

how funny, the wife told me she went and had a couple grape smirnoffs and got sicker than a dog.

it was probably was from all the sugar and sweet stuff that's in the drink. its a new version of zima

[HskrGrl]

I haven't had the grape. They very well could make someone sick. I like the watermelon. I'm on my 6th right now and I feel just fine.

2 Dogs makes me really sick. I think it's because aside from some cheap keg beer that's all we ever drank when I was in high school. I can't even look at it now without feeling like throwing up.

[oumartin]

I am not admitting anything but the grape is quite good.
I generally have to keep my intake low so I can drive her drunk @ss home from the bar whenever I am home.
Never had watermelon. but have had green apple. its gross

[HskrGrl]

So you aren't admitting that you are gay by saying you enjoy grape smirnoff. Do I have that right?

[rufnek05]

I am not admitting anything but the grape is quite good.
I generally have to keep my intake low so I can drive her drunk @ss home from the bar whenever I am home.
Never had watermelon. but have had green apple. its gross

its ok to take A drink of your wife's beverage. but if you drank the whole bottle, loss of 25 man-points

[HskrGrl]

Did you think that your post about arm pit farts would make it to page two?

[oumartin]

don't you mean arm pit farks? :D

what if I pour the smirnoff into a beer bottle.?

[rufnek05]

nope, still loss of man-points. should be more points lost since you are trying to hide what you are drinking.

[oumartin]

but I can make cool farting noises. +50!

and I share

[rufnek05]

only if you chase it with jack or jim

[HskrGrl]

What does the rusty trombone comment get him as far as man-points?

[rufnek05]

+7. but i must take man points away from myself because i have taken a sip of that captain Morgans parot bay stuff, nasty nasty stuff. Hot Camo tastes like liquid gold compared to that stuff.