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StuIsTheMan
8/1/2007, 05:22 PM
Full swimming pool stolen (http://www.funnymos.com/full-swimming-pool-stolen.html) Burglary at a whole new level….
http://www.funnymos.com/images/pool.jpg“PATERSON, New Jersey (AP) — Daisy Valdivia is annoyed that someone stole her backyard pool — and baffled at how they did it without leaving behind a splash, drip or trace of the 1,000 gallons of water it contained.
Valdivia awoke to find her family’s hip-high, inflatable, 10-foot diameter swimming pool gone from her back yard Wednesday.
Valdivia told The Record of Bergen County the theft must have occurred between 1 a.m., when her husband went to bed, and 5 a.m., when she awoke.
She’s amazed someone could steal the pool that quickly and just wanted to know “what the heck they did with the water,” she said.
Valdivia told The Herald News of Passaic County that she was surprised the thieves chose the pool to steal.
“We have two grills, chairs, umbrellas, they’re much easier to take,” she told the paper

StoopTroup
8/1/2007, 06:42 PM
"Someone took a little time and effort thinking about this," Lt. Anthony Traina of the Paterson Police Department said. "This wasn't just walking by and snatching a bike. That tells us something, too."

I've been trying to figure out how to steal an in-ground pool.

I've found the truck and trailer I need...

So far I haven't found a big enough backhoe to rent.

sanantoniosooner
8/1/2007, 06:45 PM
You can rent "back" hos?

I didn't know any of them specialized.

LilSooner
8/1/2007, 06:59 PM
Back in the 90's we had 5 acres land outside of Justin Texas.

We sold it to move back up here to Okiehoma. Before we sold it my parents built this ginormous horse barn. It had living quarters, we were going to live there while we built our house. Well the people who bought our land went out of the country for a few months. When they came back the whole dang thing was gone. Someone stole the entire barn, dug the piers out of the ground and left nothing.

OU Adonis
8/1/2007, 07:03 PM
So far I haven't found a big enough hoe to rent.


$20 bucks on Lincoln.

YWIA

StoopTroup
8/1/2007, 11:07 PM
Back in the 90's we had 5 acres land outside of Justin Texas.

We sold it to move back up here to Okiehoma. Before we sold it my parents built this ginormous horse barn. It had living quarters, we were going to live there while we built our house. Well the people who bought our land went out of the country for a few months. When they came back the whole dang thing was gone. Someone stole the entire barn, dug the piers out of the ground and left nothing.
Proabably a buncha meth using :texan: swagglers....