"Come on baby. It tastes like tofu"

[Mongo]

people are strange


Vegansexuals are people who do not eat any meat or animal products, and who choose not to be sexually intimate with non-vegan partners whose bodies, they say, are made up of dead animals.

http://www.stuff.co.nz/AAMB4/aamsz=300x44_MULTILINK/4147483a6009.html

[soonerbrat]

"I would not want to be intimate with someone whose body is literally made up from the bodies of others who have died for their sustenance," she said.



what, and plants don't die when you eat them?

[Howzit]

I think that dude in Mongo's avvie has been doing mega curls...check out the guns on him.

[Mongo]

I think that dude in Mongo's avvie has been doing mega curls...check out the guns on him.

you dont get guns like that from just eating plants. That right there is what a strict sausage diet looks like

[crawfish]

I can't tell you how disappointed I am that the woman in the pic will never have sex with me.

I'm still trying to figure out which one is the woman...

[sooner_born_1960]

I thinks it's the one with the five o'clock shadow.

[soonerinabilene]

Smells like bean curd. Tastes like wheat grass.

[Tulsa_Fireman]

One vegan respondent from Christchurch said: "I believe we are what we consume, so I really struggle with bodily fluids, especially sexually."


Then spit.

Stoopid.

[oumartin]

I think they are using this as an excuse because no decent human would have sex with them.

[Mongo]

While us carnivores may smell of pork fat and cheese, at least our pee doesnt constantly reek of asparagus

[NormanPride]

While us carnivores may smell of pork fat and cheese, at least our pee doesnt constantly reek of asparagus

Howzit says that's a delicacy.

[Pricetag]

I can't tell you how disappointed I am that the woman in the pic will never have sex with me.

I'm still trying to figure out which one is the woman...
I think the woman is the one who looks exactly like the crappy painting of Dirk Diggler in Boogie Nights.

[stoopified]

I think they are using this as an excuse because no decent human would have sex with them.Ding ding! we have a winner.

[Sooner24]

I think that dude in Mongo's avvie has been doing mega curls...check out the guns on him.


Isn't that one of Sic'Ems hot tub pictures? :confused:

[BudSooner]

you dont get guns like that from just eating plants. That right there is what a strict sausage diet looks like

Freddie Mercury probably said that same thing once. :D

[Harry Beanbag]

you dont get guns like that from just eating plants. That right there is what a strict sausage diet looks like


Is that Bikerfox? I didn't recognize him.

[Mongo]

It is me

I got wasted and did a belly flop in my front yard when it was raining. And dont be poking fun at the guns, they may be flabby, untoned, and generally weak, but they can deliver a pretty nasty fingernail scratch

[Viking Kitten]

Vegansexuals are funny. (http://www.breitbart.tv/?p=3748)

I was going to put this link in the funny TV anchor goofups thread, but it seemed more appropriate here.

[crawfish]

It wasn't THAT funny.