I AM THE GREATEST THREAD ENDER OF ALL TIME!!!

[OUinFLA]

Im setting you up here josh..........
you gonna take advantage of it?

[josh09]

lol

BAM 2006!

[josh09]

gracias OUinFLA

i have much respect for you now

[Gandalf_The_Grey]

this thread is gay!!

[Tear Down This Wall]

You don't even know what gay is

http://students.washington.edu/enema/articles/duo/duo.jpg

[Jason White's Third Knee]

Harsh words Gandolf! Harsh.

[josh09]

ish

[Jason White's Third Knee]

We are having a record year at the Taste of Champaign this year. Nice weather is doing the trick. Lots of hard work though.

[Gandalf_The_Grey]

This thread is still gay

[Jason White's Third Knee]

This thread is still gay

It's lost it's luster, but it's not gay. A dude blowing another dude is gay.

[IronSooner]

An actual written question answered during a Q&A session on sex ed for my senior class:
Teacher (reading question on notecard): "If I have sex with a guy, does that make me gay?"
Teacher (responding aloud): "Well, by definition, yes it does."

So there you have it, this thread is not gay, but a dude blowing another dude is. YWIA.

[OUinFLA]

Im not sure the thread has lost it's luster.............
It may be more of a matter that the posters have lost their luster.


If you have luster, you might be gay.
NTTAWWT

Then again, you might not.

[Jason White's Third Knee]

Im not sure the thread has lost it's luster.............
It may be more of a matter that the posters have lost their luster.


If you have luster, you might be gay.
NTTAWWT

Then again, you might not.

Maybe if you have lost your luster, you used to be more gay. Liberache had lots of luster.

[OUinFLA]

Maybe if you have lost your luster, you used to be more gay. Liberache had lots of luster.

by envoking the "L" name, you have seriously enhanced your chances of being truthful in your thread title.
Keep it up, you could actually prove yourself right.

[Jason White's Third Knee]

He's one of those guys that I knew was gay, but I kidded myself that he wasn't so I could feel more comfortable. I was just a kid and it didn't compute. Lot's of guys like that. Charles Nelson Riley, Paul Linde (definately the funniest), Rip Taylor. I was never comfortable watching Rip Taylor though.

[Jason White's Third Knee]

New personal best on bench press:

367lbs.

Woot!

[SoonerWood]

in 4 billion years, my gift to humanity will finally be revered.

[josh09]

I CANT WAIT

[Gandalf_The_Grey]

Josh would have 3,000 post if this wasn't in the test forum

[OUinFLA]

in 4 billion years, my gift to humanity will finally be revered.


this thread will probably still be going. JWTK still trying to oust Josh for the title.

[IronSooner]

New personal best on bench press:

367lbs.

Woot!

Beat me on my best day now. Good jorb. I haven't benched in months. Grad school still sucks that way.

[SoonerWood]

Only 3,999,999,999 years and 363 days left to go! This is gonna be sweet!

[Jason White's Third Knee]

Beat me on my best day now. Good jorb. I haven't benched in months. Grad school still sucks that way.


Yeah, but seriously, is there a more pointless accomplishment?

[IronSooner]

Yeah, but seriously, is there a more pointless accomplishment?

Yes.

http://us.news2.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/ap/20060704/capt.9c064db8e15e4c4bbde03977bcc9f5fd.hotdog_eatin g_competition_nysw104.jpg

[SoonersEnFuego]

I'm hungry for a hot dog now.

[Jason White's Third Knee]

Yes.

http://us.news2.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/ap/20060704/capt.9c064db8e15e4c4bbde03977bcc9f5fd.hotdog_eatin g_competition_nysw104.jpg


Actually, I was setting you up so I could say, "no, I meant grad school is pointless.", but you didn't take the bait.

Way to go, joke screwer-upper. When are you a gradgrad anyway?

[OUinFLA]

When are you a gradgrad anyway?


Isn't it against this threads policy to attempt to carry on a conversation?

[IronSooner]

Pudding.

There, that doesn't respond to any question asked on this page.

[Jason White's Third Knee]

Policy is such a negative word. When do you ever hear something nice after, "It's our company's policy to..."

That' usually a preface to a euphamistic, "Go **** yourself."

[josh09]

good point lol

[josh09]

fin

[Jason White's Third Knee]

Ah, you wish. I got 387 up and almost locked out 402. Just didn't have it. Maybe next week!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

[josh09]

sure

[IronSooner]

wake up thread

[josh09]

Josh would have 3,000 post if this wasn't in the test forum

no about 2500 lol

[Jason White's Third Knee]

Woot!

I have a new personal best at the bench press!

407lbs. That's 4 plates on each side +the little collars. I am ready for the RRS!

Just got it last night and I am soooooooo glad. It was my last try before I started to drop weight. I am 260lb now and want to get to 230lb. Maybe 220lb. I doubt if I'll stay as strong, but luggin this body around can get old. Plus I quit drinking, so I'll drop weight like 151 in a flaming Dr. Pepper.

[Jason White's Third Knee]

Well, I have been super ill the past few days. No better way to drop weight in my opinion. Any food that DOES stay down is quickly evacuated. Perfect.

[Jason White's Third Knee]

One is the loneliest number that you'll ever doooooooo...........

[josh09]

two can be as bad as one

[Octavian]

there are currently four threads on the site right now that I've threadkilled.

don't know if anyone's keepin' score here in the twilight zone, just felt like tellin' someone :D

[Octavian]

oh, now it's 5...

[TigerGirl]

My login still works. How bout that?

[josh09]

hoooooray

[Jason White's Third Knee]

My login still works. How bout that?


Well, I'll be damned. How ya been?

[OUinFLA]

My login still works. How bout that?

this thread will never die until I make the last post.
nice of you to check in this year tg.

[caphorns]

Do over?

Sure Dokken is pretty good for a neophite, but I have turned people off more interesting threads with inane responses, confusing smack, really bad farks and some great thread hijackings.

I have my own terrorist cell and it includes only me. I will kill all of your thread you dirty infidels.

[TUSooner]

OK, stop.

[critical_phil]

my thread posted in/killed ratio is about .938.

i see no reason why this thread should be any different.

[OUinFLA]

well, there is still that pesky .062 risk factor

[Jason White's Third Knee]

Hey, look. If anyone is taking this baby down, it's me. I haven't been pos or neg spekked in like 2 months and I've posted regularly. I've even been poinient and insightful, bordering lucid, and nothing. Even taking on hot topics with fiery rhetoric. That pretty much sums up how dull I really am.

[OUinFLA]

Hey, look. If anyone is taking this baby down, it's me. I haven't been pos or neg spekked in like 2 months and I've posted regularly. I've even been poinient and insightful, bordering lucid, and nothing. Even taking on hot topics with fiery rhetoric. That pretty much sums up how dull I really am.

"reality" spek

[josh09]

FIN

[Tear Down This Wall]

I thought of a haiku to write in this thread last night, but forgot it this morning. <sigh>

[TigerGirl]

Well, I'll be damned. How ya been?

Not too shabby. The mountains are beautiful and the skiing is terrific. I'm trying to teach these yahoos up here how to appreciate real college football rather than the 1-AA semi-high school variety.

How are you my Sooner friends?

[Jason White's Third Knee]

Not too shabby. The mountains are beautiful and the skiing is terrific. I'm trying to teach these yahoos up here how to appreciate real college football rather than the 1-AA semi-high school variety.

How are you my Sooner friends?


For some reason I thought you were in La. I'm cold too, but alas, I live in the flat lands.

[TigerGirl]

We escaped just before Katrina blew through and made everything worse. We relocated to beautiful Bozeman, Montana where the people worry about such pressing matters as ugly street lights and making the city government more "green".

The skiing actually was pretty sucky Sunday. We need more snow. I can deal with the cold as long as it brings snow.

[Jason White's Third Knee]

We escaped just before Katrina blew through and made everything worse. We relocated to beautiful Bozeman, Montana where the people worry about such pressing matters as ugly street lights and making the city government more "green".

The skiing actually was pretty sucky Sunday. We need more snow. I can deal with the cold as long as it brings snow.


I went skiing in Wisconsin last year. It was super weird. They have ski runs on this little mounds called 'hills'. They also have about a million indoor waterparks because it's so dang cold. Crazy, but effective.

[Tear Down This Wall]

There was a porn star in the 1980s that came from Montana State. That was a long time ago: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Victoria_Paris

[josh09]

your moms a porn star.

FACE

:D

[Jason White's Third Knee]

There was a porn star in the 1980s that came from Montana State. That was a long time ago: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Victoria_Paris


Kind of a nonsequitur, even for this thread. Enjoyed it anyway. Thanks.

[josh09]

Man its cold here.

[Jason White's Third Knee]

Nah.

[Jason White's Third Knee]

I've owned a couple of smoothie shops for several years now and we sell a lot of health products. One of our biggest sellers is a product called Ultimate Cleanse. That just reinforces a point that I have always maintained; People love to poop.

[Tear Down This Wall]

In this office building, some people don't just love to poop, the relish it. I've dubbed them, "The Loudcrappers."

At our old office building, the crapper was peaceful. So peaceful, in fact, that we got to calling it the "auxiliary office." When we needed to go over some paper work or document without the bother of phone calls, we'd simply grab the aforementioned document, head for the door, and call out, "I'll be down in the auxiliary office for a while."

There in the peaceful and spacey handicapped crapper, we'd be able to concentrate. Now, there is peace no more.

Last week, I strode down to the new auxiliary office and was in the handicrapper no more than two minutes when one of the other floor occupants literally crashed into the other crap stall. He went to crapping with such gusto I feared the wall between us would crumble.

He huffed, he puffed, he groaned. The most beastly sound erupted from his agonizing bowels. Not one courtesy flush did he give.

Surely, he was the king of loudcrappers.

Fortunately, whatever bad lunch choice-induced as*s-demon that possessed him was quickly desposed of, and he was up and gone as quickly as he crashed down.

Still, I was shaken enough to go back to the normal office to read my document. How I long for the days of yore when the crapper was traversed only by silent, polite crappers.

[josh09]

Who?

[josh09]

Mike Jones!

[yermom]

who is Mike Jones?

[critical_phil]

who is Mike Rich?


:texan:

[soonerboomer93]

Who is Mike Hunt :texan:


:eek::eek:

[OUinFLA]

I thought I ended this thread months ago.
Silly me.

[Tear Down This Wall]

This thread did end several months ago. The mods are always hiding it. They should bow to its greatness. And such.

[Jason White's Third Knee]

Sadly, I had forgotten about this thread.

Did you ever notice that a toilet bowl is shaped like a little ceramic amphitheater? We make the worst possible noises while sitting on these things and as luck would have it, the toilet amplifies the sound. The reflective nature of bathroom surfaces doesn't help either. If there is a God, this conundrum has got to crack Him/Her up.




Top of the page, bitches!

[Tear Down This Wall]

I had cake and Pepsi for lunch.

[Jason White's Third Knee]

I had cake and Pepsi for lunch.

That's a carb crash waiting to happen.

[OUinFLA]

I dont have the time to keep looking for this thread where ever the Mods try to hide it.
So...............let this just be the last post, crown me king of thread enders, and let's all get along with our lives.
For me that would be ending a bunch of meaningless threads.......like this one.

[josh09]

I had cake and Pepsi for lunch.

Boo Pepsi.

Hooray Coke.

:D

[Tear Down This Wall]

I'm going to make my 3,000th and last post in the thread where I posted the most.

The end.

[OUinFLA]

Tear Down This Wall
Sooner All-Big XII





Location: Chair
Posts: 2,999
vCash: 500


When you gonna do that?

[Tear Down This Wall]

Doh!

[MiccoMacey]

Winner Winner Chicken Dinner!!!

[josh09]

Chicken sounds good.

[OUinFLA]

2086

[josh09]

2087?

I think ill be dead by then....

[Octavian]

Crucifax.



Autumn.

[Mixer!]

Shoot, since Rhino locked the other thread before I had this ready to go, I'll just dump it here:




Are you now saying that this was staged by both sides in some sort of combined effort? noooo, just one side.

The Oklahoman article was just what they used. If that had not been written, something else would have and that would have been used instead.


http://img442.imageshack.us/img442/4733/ptrgravesne0.jpg

Good Morning, Mr. Phelps...






http://img338.imageshack.us/img338/866/captfbfcffd989b647289dbpc9.jpg

The man you are looking at, Oklahoma State head football coach Mike Gundy, has lost his team's respect following the benching of first string QB Bobby Reid.



http://img10.imagepile.net/img10/844bobby.jpghttp://img201.imageshack.us/img201/6315/844bobbyyt4.jpg

Heralded as the "next Vince Young" by fans and reporters, Reid has yet to measure up to their impossible expectations, and his own standard. He is still viewed as a leader by his teammates.





http://img240.imageshack.us/img240/3936/aggiehumperaf6.jpg

Your mission Jim, should you decide to accept it, is to help Coach Gundy earn his players' respect back while simultaneously deflecting questions away from his coaching decision. As always, if you or any member of your force are caught or killed...Boone Pickens will disavow any knowledge of your existence.



http://img254.imageshack.us/img254/5784/mitapeselfdestructaf6.jpg

This tape will self-destruct in five seconds...Good Luck, Jim.

[critical_phil]

Crucifax.



Autumn.


heh.

[Okieflyer]

The End!

[Tear Down This Wall]

Not so fast!

[josh09]

THIS THREAD HAS BEEN RESSURECTED!!!

i thought it was gone

[OUinFLA]

Im not gone

[Jason White's Third Knee]

This thread just needs a little sun and some water and it will become the mighty oak that we all thought it would.

[Jason White's Third Knee]

Still making it happen babay!!!!!!!!!!

[soonerboomer93]

such a teeny tiny thread

[BajaOklahoma]

But it will hit 3,000 soon.

[BajaOklahoma]

OUinFla usually shows up for the big numbers.

[OUinFLA]

2100 is meaningful

[Jason White's Third Knee]

He sure does! Dangit!!!

[pott_2]

I just want to post something in the largest g'damned thread ever...
I have nothing meaningful to contribute and was bored as hell to ever had read it.

[OUinFLA]

I just want to post something in the largest g'damned thread ever...
I have nothing meaningful to contribute and was bored as hell to ever had read it.


I suspect you will fit right in.

[A Sooner in Texas]

This thread may be my lifeline for the long stretch of football nothingness until September.


And I've killed several threads recently so somebody please post after me. :D

[Jason White's Third Knee]

There will be new rules posted soon for this thread.


Why would you want to do that? We've been posting on this thread for years. It's fun!

[SoonerStormchaser]

I just want to post something in the largest g'damned thread ever...



I beg to differ...

[Tear Down This Wall]

http://www.dutch-starwars.com/database/functies/pics/tusken_raider.jpg

My name is Tusken Raider, and I approved of this thread.

[OUinFLA]

Mandatory quarterly entry.


I didn't know it cost a quarter to post here :eek:
Dang, I'm now broke!

[OUthunder]

bump

[OUinFLA]

bump


I officially don't like you today.
I had this thread ended for 8 months, establishing my superiority at ending a thread by posting.
Now you come along and ................... mess with my image.

[OUthunder]

I officially don't like you today.
I had this thread ended for 8 months, establishing my superiority at ending a thread by posting.
Now you come along and ................... mess with my image.

Please don't neg me.:D

[Curly Bill]

Hey! What's going on in here?

[soonerboomer93]

fail

[OUthunder]

pass

[OUinFLA]

"The End"


I hope I win something better than this years Sponsor Gift.

[josh09]

Hmm i had no idea this thread was still alive....

[josh09]

AND NOW I KNOW! I have returned from the dead to end this thread once and for all! Whatever you fools do will mean nothing, for i shall always have the last laugh!

Wow, ive always wanted to do an evil speech like that

[Gandalf_The_Grey]

So what does everyone think of Obama

[OUthunder]

Santa Rulz

[OUinFLA]

Merry Christmas to all and my gift to you all is posting the last post in this thread.
Anyone who post's after me will NOT recieve a Christmas gift next year.

[josh09]

Oh well, I'd probably get coal anyways....

[OUthunder]

Chocolate coal

[Jason White's Third Knee]

Booyah! 3.5 years later. Genius.

[Jason White's Third Knee]

Interestingly, this thread started in '04! I was reading through it and there was some really great stuff in it. Pity that some mod pulled it from the football board. This was a place for people to post ANYTHING on.

So, for that reason, I am resurrecting this thread to a small degree.


This is a link to google Harlequin Babies. It is a hidious and very real condition. Horrible thing. Don't click the link:
https://www.google.com/search?hl=en&client=firefox-a&hs=sBH&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official&q=harlequin+baby&revid=586286093&sa=X&ei=VV6-T4-uIcWOgweJ7PSQDw&ved=0CBkQ1QIoAQ&biw=1366&bih=633

[Jason White's Third Knee]

.

[Jason White's Third Knee]

This was/is a great thread. Lot's of worthess info in it. Stuff like this:

The song "Undercover Angel" by Alan O'Day makes me think of rollerskating. Honorable mentions include the BeeGees, ELO, Barry Manilow, Fleetwood Mac, and Hall and Oats.

[Tear Down This Wall]

I read a story today about how people on Venice Beach were afraid google would move in and make it too corporate.

[Jason White's Third Knee]

Recently my neighbors and I have been grilling a delicious treat and if you like spice they are simply amazing.

Affectionate termed "rattlesnake eggs" it is a seeded jalapeño stuffed with cream cheese(we use smoked salmon cream cheese) wrapped with bacon secured by toothpicks. Grill unroll the jalapeño is dark and wrinkled. Don't worry about the bacon color but also don't let anything flame up. Use a sprayer full of water.

These babies are worth the burned eyes and later, burned butts.

[Jason White's Third Knee]

Wow. I did end this one.

I need to get moderator powers and move this thing back to it's rightful spot on the football thread...

[Jason White's Third Knee]

In the past couple of years I have dropped 60lbs, run 5 half marathons and a full marathon. I was never a runner until I hit 42 years old. Crazy, eh?

[Jason White's Third Knee]

And I added an ultra marathon recently. I ran 32.9 miles. It was pretty fun, too. My toes look pretty gross. I won't lie.

[MiccoMacey]

For the win!