I AM THE GREATEST THREAD ENDER OF ALL TIME!!!

[josh09]

hey i finally found a fun thread

[josh09]

been lookin for this for awhile

[Gandalf_The_Grey]

I hear the best way to end a thread is to post a picture of Naked Nicole Eggert ;)

[josh09]

ah yes, that strategy is legendary :D

[josh09]

WAKE UP THREAD!!!!!

[jreed13]

jwtk gave me my first negspek ever in this thread. good times good times.

[josh09]

we need recruiting for threads

[josh09]

ok, im goin to bed people, stayed up too late last night, just keep this thread ALIVE.

[Gandalf_The_Grey]

Umm the point of this thread is too offend people enough that they won't ever come back thus becoming the GREATEST THREAD ENDER OF ALL TIME!!!!

[OUinFLA]

I would like to point out to all the noobs joining this ancient thread that posting innappropriate pics would certainly cause the thread to be locked. That being said, the debate over thread ending capabilities should be based on your innane stupidity for saying some type of comment that no one cares much for, or causes such resentment over the innability of the poster to have said anything interesting that all concern over the future of the thread ceases at that post, or the content of the thread has just dribbled down into something totally uninteresting and no concern is given to carry it on such at the famous IT threads which seem to go on forever with no one saying anything worthy of reading by anyone of any intelligence which leads to apathy for the thread and it continues to fall off the page listing day by day as if it were a fallen leaf that fell into a slow moving river which you watch as it passes you by, and perhaps someone downstream glances at the same leaf and gives it a moments thought before it flows away from view and then no one else notices it as it becomes part of many leaves floating down the same river.
Or you can just make really long sentenced posts that tire everyone out from reading them, while suspecting you may have finally entered the post that qualifies you for "Greastest Thread Ender of All Time".

[Gandalf_The_Grey]

Nice Try OUinFLA!!! It almost sapped my will to live ;)

[Jason White's Third Knee]

I would like to point out to all the noobs joining this ancient thread that posting innappropriate pics would certainly cause the thread to be locked. That being said, the debate over thread ending capabilities should be based on your innane stupidity for saying some type of comment that no one cares much for, or causes such resentment over the innability of the poster to have said anything interesting that all concern over the future of the thread ceases at that post, or the content of the thread has just dribbled down into something totally uninteresting and no concern is given to carry it on such at the famous IT threads which seem to go on forever with no one saying anything worthy of reading by anyone of any intelligence which leads to apathy for the thread and it continues to fall off the page listing day by day as if it were a fallen leaf that fell into a slow moving river which you watch as it passes you by, and perhaps someone downstream glances at the same leaf and gives it a moments thought before it flows away from view and then no one else notices it as it becomes part of many leaves floating down the same river.
Or you can just make really long sentenced posts that tire everyone out from reading them, while suspecting you may have finally entered the post that qualifies you for "Greastest Thread Ender of All Time".


Heh, amature! ;)

[Gandalf_The_Grey]

look who is talking

[josh09]

FACE

[josh09]

heck yes, this thread is finally done. i did it. im awesome

[josh09]

by the way, happy birthday JWTK, and nice thread :D

[jreed13]

Oh and btw jwtk, your avatar rawks :D

[josh09]

Oh and btw jwtk, your avatar rawks :D


QUIT MOCKING ME!!!

[Gandalf_The_Grey]

Quit Chance Mocking him!!!

[Big Red Dude]

mwuhahaha, now im joining in on it

[josh09]

i dont think so buddy

[TUSooner]

90 pages. Amazing.

[josh09]

90 pages. Amazing.


exactly, and people were supposed to be trying to END it.

[Gandalf_The_Grey]

If you have it where it shows 40 posts then it is alot less impressive at 45 pages ;)

[josh09]

ya, hahaha

[Gandalf_The_Grey]

This is where I lost all respect for this thread ;)


So anyway, I am watching the Wizard of Oz with my kid for the bajillianth time and I rewound a few parts to catch some things that I haven't caught before. There were some awfully biggy wordies in that movie and I did some further research... yes, I am a dork.

There is a site that has these words listed as the vocabulary of Oz. This makes me feel dumb.

pusillanimous - lacking courage and resolution


Used: "Every pusillanimous creature that crawls on the earth,
or slinks through slimy seas has a brain!"
(The Wizard before giving the Scarecrow his Diploma)
__________________________________________________ __________

aver - to confirm as authentic

Used: "As Coroner, I must aver, I thoroughly examined her,
And she's not only merely dead, She's really most sincerely dead."
(The Coroner, singing in Munchkinland, verifying the death of the
Wicked Witch of the East)

__________________________________________________ __________

cruller- a small, sweet cake in the form
of a twisted strip fried in deep fat

Used: "Here, here - can't work on an empty stomach.
Have some crullers."
(Aunt Em speaking to the farmhands before Dorothy goes to Oz)
__________________________________________________ __________

beneficent- performing acts of kindness and charity

Used: "The beneficient Oz has every intention
of granting your requests!"
(The Wizard speaking to the four as they first meet)





__________________________________________________ __________

The following words were used in
"If I Were King of the Forest" (sung by the lion)
----------------------------------

chintz - a printed calico from India/glazed
printed cotton fabric

Used: "Would be satin, not cotton, not chintz"


_______________________

genuflect - to touch the knee to the floor in worship

Used: "The chipmunks genuflect to me"
________________________

Hottentot - a member of a people of southern Africa
apparently akin to both the
Bushmen and the Bantus

Used: "What makes the Hottentot so hot?"

__________________________________________________ __________

caliginous - black, misty, dark

Used: "You dare to come to me for a heart, do you?
You clinking, clanking, clattering collection of caliginous junk!"
(The Wizard speaking to the Tin Man as the foursome first meet him)
__________________________________________________ __________

affrontery - to insult to the face by behavior or language

Used: "And you, Scarecrow, have the affrontery
to ask for a brain..."
(The Wizard speaking to the Scarecrow as the
foursome first meet him)




__________________________________________________ __________

meritorious - deserving of reward or honor

Used: "Therefore, for meritorious conduct, extraordinary valor,
conspicuous bravery against wicked witches, I award you the Triple Cross."
(The Wizard awarding the Lion with his medal after
melting the Wicked Witch)

[josh09]

This is where I lost all respect for this thread ;)


exactly, he was trying to end it and keep his name, lol

[josh09]

yes yes, me too

[josh09]

you cant beat me

i will end this thread

period.

[josh09]

see?

told you

[josh09]

.

[josh09]

why didnt it work?

[josh09]

OH NO YOU DONT! :rolleyes:

[Okieflyer]

No I am!

[josh09]

nope

[josh09]

cant touch this

[Jason White's Third Knee]

I'm in San Diego! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!

[BajaOklahoma]

I'm in San Diego! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!

And to think that I used to like you...... sigh. Have a great time, okay?

[josh09]

I'm in San Diego! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!


rock on dude, cheer loud! :D

[SoonerWood]

the end.

[josh09]

it sure is

[OUinFLA]

JWTK !
Have a great time, I'll end this thread for ya.

[josh09]

not unless i do it first.

[josh09]

:D

[OUthunder]

FU

[Okieflyer]

Well, there it is.

[josh09]

ahahahah

[OUthunder]

Yahtze

[MiccoMacey]

booyah

[josh09]

DING DING DING

[josh09]

WINNER

[OUinFLA]

FU

no, no, no, you dont understand.
the gators prefer to be refered to as UF, not FU.

[josh09]

.

[OUthunder]

UNO!

[josh09]

dos?

[OUthunder]

Go Fish

[josh09]

ooooooooh

[josh09]

blackjack

[josh09]

texass hold em

[critical_phil]

http://www.starstore.com/acatalog/M-Ali-liston.jpg

[OUthunder]

You sunk my Battleship!

[SoonerWood]

Everyone after this post are just posers

[josh09]

not

[josh09]

DEAD!

[josh09]

?

[josh09]

ahahahahaha, i win
THREAD IS DEAD!

[josh09]

yay!

well we have 7 now. i like it better.

[critical_phil]

R'

[OUinFLA]

Ok, you clowns!
Im about tired of this!
I am posting the last post in this thread!
That is all.

:mad: :mad:

[josh09]

ok, have fun doing that, lol :D

[Gandalf_The_Grey]

Congratulations OUinFla :)

[critical_phil]

http://x12.putfile.com/1/1008534921.jpg (http://www.putfile.com)

[OUinFLA]

The Last Page
You have reached The End of the Internet


To avoid future connection fees the web will now be saved to your computer.

http://www.boultons.com.au/images/disks.jpg

[OUthunder]

The End.

[josh09]

thats all she wrote.

[IronSooner]

finale?

[Gandalf_The_Grey]

What is everyone's favorite wrestler?

[critical_phil]

http://x11.putfile.com/11/30513545418.jpg (http://www.putfile.com)

[OUinFLA]

Wahoo McDaniel

[Gandalf_The_Grey]

It's official, this thread can't be ended, wrestling usually runs everyone off!

[Jason White's Third Knee]

We already went through our favorite wrestlers. They are on page 60 or so.


Anyway, I just started a thread about VY being a great receiver in the NFL. Total bait. I think VY will be just fine in the NFL as a receiver, but stirring up trouble is more fun.

[Jason White's Third Knee]

Oh, and my fav is Super Fly Snooka. I included pics last time.

[OUinFLA]

It's official, this thread can't be ended, wrestling usually runs everyone off!

I call bs, this is the end.

[Gandalf_The_Grey]

You can call Bob Stoops all you want...it can't end :(

[BajaOklahoma]

Anyway, I just started a thread about VY being a great receiver in the NFL. Total bait. I think VY will be just fine in the NFL as a receiver, but stirring up trouble is more fun.


:eek: OMG, whodda thunk it? :eek:

Seriously. Or not.

[josh09]

fin

[josh09]

AHAHAHAHAHAHA

good one there

[OUthunder]

Zestfully clean.

[josh09]

Dial F for finished

[Gandalf_The_Grey]

The next person who post in this thread is gay and hates Jesus....seriously

[OUthunder]

I'm happy and my religious beliefs are indeed in question.

However, the next person who posts in this thread, likes to "spoon"

[SoonersEnFuego]

I'm the big spoon!

[josh09]

or fork....

maybe that will stop em

[Gandalf_The_Grey]

Congratulations Josh

[critical_phil]

http://www.christianfantasy.net/amdg/theatre/chesspic9.JPG

[josh09]

Congratulations Josh


ah, i tried

[MiccoMacey]

Nice gams.

[MiccoMacey]

Ooops.. I meant "nice hams". :D

[HairyNorm]

test

[OUthunder]

PUNCH

DOUBLE

MADURO

[josh09]

test


you dont count posts in here anymore. you came about 3 weeks late, they used to count like that long ago

[josh09]

knockout!

[critical_phil]

meh.

[Gandalf_The_Grey]

so what do you guys think about Iran!!!

[OUinFLA]

I ran some today, it almost killed me.

[josh09]

I ran some today, it almost killed me.

dang it, beat me to it!

[OUinFLA]

dang it, beat me to it!

only by about 9 hours, dont feel too badly.

[OUthunder]

red beans & rice.

[josh09]

only by about 9 hours, dont feel too badly.


it was like the tortoise and the hare

except....

the hare won

[josh09]

you know what?



its........http://lunch.blogs.com/lunch/images/pbjtime.jpg TIME!!!

[josh09]

WHERE YA AT?!?!?!

[josh09]

PEANUT BUTTER JELLY!

PEANUT BUTTER JELLY!

PEANUT BUTTER JELLY WIT A BASEBALL BAT!

[josh09]

WHAEYAT

[josh09]

THEYA GO

THEYA GO

THEYA GO

[josh09]

oh, thats DEFINATELY gonna end this thread...

...please?

[Gandalf_The_Grey]

The next person to post in this thread is the world's hugest University of Texas Longhorn fan ;)

[josh09]

thats not possible for me.

i hate texass with all my heart.

YOU CANT FOOL ME!

[Jason White's Third Knee]

Hey! Thunder came back. Man, if he had stuck around ther is no telling how off the charts this baby would be. Welcome back thunder!

And as for Josh, well, you keep running with that torch brother.

Wanna know what sucks? I am drinking N/A beer, that's what. I've been lifting weights lately trying to hang on to a shred of athleticism. I am 36 and want to crack a 300lb bench press sometime in my life. When I was a kid I could do 255 and then I layed off the weights for 15 years. Now I am back at it and I am up to 275 without any trouble. I'll totally get it. OH YEAH! I am taking some supplements for strength and I can't drink while I am on them. Too much work for the liver. Dang!

[TeamMother]

http://workforfree.tripod.com/images/baloney.GIF

[josh09]

Hey! Thunder came back. Man, if he had stuck around ther is no telling how off the charts this baby would be. Welcome back thunder!

And as for Josh, well, you keep running with that torch brother.

Wanna know what sucks? I am drinking N/A beer, that's what. I've been lifting weights lately trying to hang on to a shred of athleticism. I am 36 and want to crack a 300lb bench press sometime in my life. When I was a kid I could do 255 and then I layed off the weights for 15 years. Now I am back at it and I am up to 275 without any trouble. I'll totally get it. OH YEAH! I am taking some supplements for strength and I can't drink while I am on them. Too much work for the liver. Dang!


whoa, close one there :D

[TeamMother]

http://www.rareads.com/scans/11469.jpg

[Soonerus]

pooter beans....

[OUinFLA]

Hey! Thunder came back. Man, if he had stuck around ther is no telling how off the charts this baby would be. Welcome back thunder!

And as for Josh, well, you keep running with that torch brother.

Wanna know what sucks? I am drinking N/A beer, that's what. I've been lifting weights lately trying to hang on to a shred of athleticism. I am 36 and want to crack a 300lb bench press sometime in my life. When I was a kid I could do 255 and then I layed off the weights for 15 years. Now I am back at it and I am up to 275 without any trouble. I'll totally get it. OH YEAH! I am taking some supplements for strength and I can't drink while I am on them. Too much work for the liver. Dang!

I do 240# leg lifts every time I get out of my chair. I usually cheat and use the arm rests though.

[OUthunder]

BUMPITY BUMP

[josh09]

yaaaaaaaaay

[OUthunder]

You are all kumquats.

[Jason White's Third Knee]

Hey! I did 300lb bench yesterday! I am totally drinking a beer tonight! Sweet! It's been over 2 weeks. Beer is a main food group for me. It was rough.

[josh09]

good for you

[SoonerWood]

texas sucks!

[Tear Down This Wall]

Still, this is the best thread.

[josh09]

priceless thread right here

[critical_phil]

priceless thread right here


you suck at thread ending.....



anyone posting in this thread after this post wants three-way brokeback luvin' with eddie sutton and burl ives.

[josh09]

you came REAL CLOSE there buddy :D

[SoonerWood]

no

[OUinFLA]

and another one of c_p's threats goes down in .........flames.
so to speak.

[Jason White's Third Knee]

OK, last night their was a contest in town called U of Idol. It's a local take off of American Idol. I can sing and the grand prize is a trip for 4 to the Bahamas. I was totally feeling brash. I knew that I could sing and that most of these guys were going to have a tough time handling me. Why? Because I'm so great? No. Because I don't mind making an *** out of myself. That's why. I just go for it. No holding back.

Well, U of Idol is done with a LIVE band. You just tell them what song to play and you hop up and sing with the band. Everything is going well. Some good singers, some not so much. It's my turn and my wife starts screaming for me. I laugh and jump up on the stage. The drums kick off for "hard to handle"... my selection. Then the the opening riff... da-da-dum-da-dah, da-da-dum-da-dah... Something is wrong... I can't find the pitch. I want to sing wthis note, but then the guitar player is playing this. Where is the pitch????? I am frozen on stage... the intro passes by. I look at the guitar player in disbelief. He looks at me like, "Dude, here is the note!" He starts singing so I can jump in but he is singing the wrong note! Finally I figure it out. THE GUITAR PLAYER AND BASS PLAYER ARE PLAYING THE SONG IN TWO DIFFERENT KEYS!!! My worst nightmare... I tell them "you are playing two different keys!" Finally... the trainwreck. Everyone stops. Guitar player asks the bass player, "Are you playing in A?" "It's B on the record." He replies. "PLay it in B please," I said. They start again. My nerves are shot. I find the pitch and muddle through the song. It was just the preliminary round, so I may make it, but damn they made me look like a doof. Oh, well. Only up from there, right?

[Tear Down This Wall]

For years, I thought the Toto song 99 was about the gal in Get Smart. I was wrong.

[SoonerWood]

threeve

[josh09]

blah blah

[SoonerWood]

When all of a sudden...

[josh09]

BOOM!

[josh09]

hey did you guys know that there are more people alive today than have ever died?

interesting....

[critical_phil]

http://www.biosci.ohio-state.edu/~parasite/lifecycles/plasmodium_lifecycle.gif

[bigdsooner]

bye bye thread

[josh09]

sianara

[critical_phil]

i refuse to let this thread end with a gross misspelling of sayonara.

[OUthunder]

Best thread ever.

[josh09]

yes

[birddog]

nerd

[birddog]

how the hell do i post an image? shouldn't be that hard.

[josh09]

uuuuuuuuuuuuuh

its not

[birddog]

always helpful.

[OUthunder]

Gul Dukat says... F/U!

:D

[OUinFLA]

how the hell do i post an image? shouldn't be that hard.


FAQ (up above) = Frequently Asked Questions

http://www.soonerfans.com/forums/faq.php?faq=soonerfans_faq#faq_postimage



Im surprised this thead is still going, I thought I ended it months ago.

[josh09]

well you were WRONG!

[josh09]

always helpful.


i do my best :D

[BajaOklahoma]

It is still alive. Unreal.

[josh09]

and i will keep it that way

[bigdsooner]

no one is aloud to post in this thread anymore :)

[OUinFLA]

no one is aloud to post in this thread anymore :)

fixed that for ya

[OUthunder]

Hello sunshine.

Oh wait.

[josh09]

yes.

wait.

[BajaOklahoma]

Is there a way to find out who has the most posts on this thread?

JWTK started it, so he should be the one to end it.
And how many major numbers has OuinFla hit on here?

[Soonerus]

fart...

[Jason White's Third Knee]

Is there a way to find out who has the most posts on this thread?

JWTK started it, so he should be the one to end it.
And how many major numbers has OuinFla hit on here?


There is a way to find out who's posted on here and how many times. I'll check...

[Jason White's Third Knee]

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[Jason White's Third Knee]

Check it out! And Thunder boycotted the thread for like 6 months! He's right on my tail. A posting machine, that's what he is.

OUinFLA was killing me on the big number and top of the page. You gotta be born with that kind of skill.

[Jason White's Third Knee]

...and who can spill the beans on the invisible thread? This is as good a place as any.

[OUinFLA]

Is there a way to find out who has the most posts on this thread?

JWTK started it, so he should be the one to end it.
And how many major numbers has OuinFla hit on here?

You're the only "major number" I havent hit on here............
But, Im thinking that should be corrected !

how YOU doin?

:P

[BajaOklahoma]

You're the only "major number" I havent hit on here............
But, Im thinking that should be corrected !

how YOU doin?

:P


:O Hi handsome! Hang around more okay? I miss you!

[BajaOklahoma]

...and who can spill the beans on the invisible thread? This is as good a place as any.


Top of the testing area. Easy to read now.

[josh09]

boo

[Jason White's Third Knee]

Top of the testing area. Easy to read now.

I don't get it. I am just going to believe that the whole 'invisible thread' thing was a snipe hunt. I never could figure it out, so it must have been a gag. Right??? RIGHT?????

[Jason White's Third Knee]

:O Hi handsome! Hang around more okay? I miss you!


A couple of danged ol' horndogs...

[IronSooner]

Wow, look what I just walked into...yikes. I'll go call Randy Quaid, he'll understand.

[josh09]

i think everyone just needs to be quiet and let me end this thread.

starting.... NOW

[josh09]

yes, i can FEEL it working!!!

[OUinFLA]

You are so easily fooled.
You fit right in here.

[Gandalf_The_Grey]

A

[OUinFLA]

I'll play.

B

[Gandalf_The_Grey]

C

[pb4ou]

D

[Tear Down This Wall]

Jesus is just alright with me,
Jesus is just alright, oh yeah....

[Jason White's Third Knee]

Jesus is just alright with me,
Jesus is just alright, oh yeah....


I am not even religious and I'd give Jesus a better rating than 'alright'.

He was at least, "pretty cool".

[josh09]

remember when this thread was back on page 1.

*sniff* its grown up so fast....

[josh09]

oh ya

E

[Jason White's Third Knee]

remember when this thread was back on page 1.

*sniff* its grown up so fast....


I thought you joined when this thing was a teenager. You've been massaging this thread quite well. I think it's ready for another lightning round.


Pancakes sound soooooooooooooooo good right now. Maybe a couple of eggs and some milk. Maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! Oh, yeah. I am married now, so I gotta do it. Dang.


Super nice day here today. I might take the fam for a bike ride. That reminds me. I need to do a fark of the family. I haven't done one since the boy showed up.

[OUinFLA]

if you wernt iin this thread by page 2 you were not in it's infancy.
JWTK was in it when the sperm hit the egg.

[josh09]

I thought you joined when this thing was a teenager. You've been massaging this thread quite well. I think it's ready for another lightning round.


Pancakes sound soooooooooooooooo good right now. Maybe a couple of eggs and some milk. Maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! Oh, yeah. I am married now, so I gotta do it. Dang.


Super nice day here today. I might take the fam for a bike ride. That reminds me. I need to do a fark of the family. I haven't done one since the boy showed up.


wow, that was a close one. you almost ended it.

hey is this new? Hook 'em

[Jason White's Third Knee]

if you wernt iin this thread by page 2 you were not in it's infancy.
JWTK was in it when the sperm hit the egg.


Man, that creeped me out. Hey, how's fishin'?

[OUinFLA]

I have no idea JWTK, my biz has been so upside down this year that I havent been able to think about going much. and the days I do think about it I look outside and see that the wind is blowing 25-30 knots and I assume it wont be very comfortable out in the middle of Tampa Bay with the 2-4' choppy waves banging my old butt around.

If it calms down some, I am probably gonna be going more this summer.

TFA

[Jason White's Third Knee]

I have no idea JWTK, my biz has been so upside down this year that I havent been able to think about going much. and the days I do think about it I look outside and see that the wind is blowing 25-30 knots and I assume it wont be very comfortable out in the middle of Tampa Bay with the 2-4' choppy waves banging my old butt around.

If it calms down some, I am probably gonna be going more this summer.

TFA

Oh yeah, with all of the hurricanes... Man that sucks. Well, if the discovery channel is right, a super volcano is going to wipe out the center of the US, so we'll take our lumps too.

Maybe a kite might be more appropriate until then. My 3 year old thinks that kites are pretty cool.

Well, it's finally getting warm up here, so my (smoothie) shops are going berzerk. I like drawing a paycheck. Get this! The jackass Governor of Illinois raised the minimum wage to $6.50 about a year ago and is probably going to get it raised to $7.50 before the election! I want to kill him! The highschoolers that sit and do nothing but babysit the store will get a 26% raise for doing a mediocre or crappy job. You wanna know how many of my employees are raising a family on this meager sum? NONE! That jackass will raise my payroll by about $35,000. I have no idea how I am supposed to make up that kind of money. End rant.

[IronSooner]

Oh yeah, with all of the hurricanes... Man that sucks. Well, if the discovery channel is right, a super volcano is going to wipe out the center of the US, so we'll take our lumps too.

Maybe a kite might be more appropriate until then. My 3 year old thinks that kites are pretty cool.

Well, it's finally getting warm up here, so my (smoothie) shops are going berzerk. I like drawing a paycheck. Get this! The jackass Governor of Illinois raised the minimum wage to $6.50 about a year ago and is probably going to get it raised to $7.50 before the election! I want to kill him! The highschoolers that sit and do nothing but babysit the store will get a 26% raise for doing a mediocre or crappy job. You wanna know how many of my employees are raising a family on this meager sum? NONE! That jackass will raise my payroll by about $35,000. I have no idea how I am supposed to make up that kind of money. End rant.


Add crack to the list of stuff you can add in. I'd go for a pineapple smoothie with extra protein and crack.

[Jason White's Third Knee]

Add crack to the list of stuff you can add in. I'd go for a pineapple smoothie with extra protein and crack.

Crack does have a low Cost of Goods. That's a great idea. I'll head over to Urbana for a quick bj and some crack. Probably spend about $10 for both. Any where else would be too spendy.

I wonder if I'll get in trouble for that... Baja, if you are lurking don't read this post. This is dumb, guy, shock value stuff.

[GulfCoastBamaFan]

Bond. James Bond.

Is this cool, or what? Who knows what I can get away with, now.

Muhahahaha...



I'm just sayin...

[IronSooner]

They have crack and a bj for $10 in Urbana? It figures that I'd find this out now.

[Sooner Born Sooner Bred]

They have crack and a bj for $10 in Urbana? It figures that I'd find this out now.Ewww. Not sure of the quality of one there.

[OUinFLA]

I'd like to point out that after 1952 replies to this topic, that most of you are a bunch of amateurs at ending threads.
Now why don't you all just quit posting and let me end this thread in a peaceful manner.

[IronSooner]

I do most of my thread ending on the south oval, thanks. This is just target practice.

[BajaOklahoma]

We had spaghetti for dinner again - with homemade garlic bread.

I was trying to be the best thread jacker for awhile, but it seems like I do a better job of ending them. :rolleyes:


Some things never change. It's going to be spaghetti for dinner again.

And since JWTK started this thread, I think he should have the privilege of ending it.

[Jason White's Third Knee]

Ewww. Not sure of the quality of one there.


Well, the crack whores in Urbana don't have teeth, so it doesn't matter if they have any skill, really. It's like rock climbing.... You'll have a good time, but DON'T LOOK DOWN!!!!

[josh09]

well whadduya know

[BajaOklahoma]

21 working days til vacation!
Woot!

And CPS came to school today. What a carppy (yes I spelled it that way on purpose) job to have - bad news everyday. Low pay for long hours. The kid has a very disfunctional family, but he is hanging in there. A joy to talk to and be around. Soem people shouldn't be parents. EVER.

[josh09]

woot?

[SleestakSooner]

I am the Lizard King! I can end anything!

[Tear Down This Wall]

Anyone have an explanation for this?

http://www.shaolinchamber.com/images/posters/BambooHouseDolls_version02.jpg

[IronSooner]

Um, bamboo prisons don't work well?

[Jason White's Third Knee]

Soem people shouldn't be parents. EVER.


Case in point:

http://tard-blog.com

This hits me on many levels. I now know that I should neve be a parent OR teacher, unfortunately, I have 2 children. Well, it's too late to stuff 'em back in my wife. I'll try anyway.

[josh09]

my favorite year is now 1963....

figure it out people

[King Crimson]

http://weblog.pell.portland.or.us/~orc/railroad/exF40PH_t.jpg [/url]

[King Crimson]

http://images.tribe.net/tribe/upload/photo/fbd/f57/fbdf5739-6c8f-4d5c-ba76-55ec9b7a869d.mugshothttp://images.tribe.net/tribe/upload/photo/fbd/f57/fbdf5739-6c8f-4d5c-ba76-55ec9b7a869d.mugshot

[IronSooner]

unfortunately, I have 2 children. Well, it's too late to stuff 'em back in my wife. I'll try anyway.

How's that working out for ya? Did you try sedating her by talking about football?

[noleamite]

heh

[OUinFLA]

Im just posting at this point because it is post number 1968.
This was the year I was supposed to graduate from college.

[OUinFLA]

I am posting here because 1969 is the year I actually did graduate from college.
I blame OU for that.

[josh09]

lol good one

[josh09]

i blame OU for being awesome

[Jason White's Third Knee]

I was 2 yo in 1972. Reminds me of those old levis commercials... Good mornin' world(her her her her herld) Goood mornin' to you (hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo!) I'm wearin' my Lee he he he he he, he he he he he ee vis. Aww aww Lee he he he he, Lee he he he he he, he he he he he ee vis.

I am a jingle junky. Awwww. we are soooooooo close to 100 pages!

Woot!@ baddass . com

[josh09]

the good ole days

[josh09]

those suit mart commercials really **** me off

just had to let you guys know

[Jason White's Third Knee]

How's that working out for ya? Did you try sedating her by talking about football?

Usually, talking about football will throw her in to a fit of rage... but then, what doesn't? When I want her to go to sleep I usually just tell her I'm horny.


Here's a great one:
When you find yourself in danger,
When you're threatened by a stranger,
When it looks like you will take a lickin',
(bock, bock, bock, bock)
There is someone waiting,
Who will hurry up and rescue you,
just BOCK for Super Chicken!
(buck-ock!)
Fred, if you're afraid you'll have to overlook it,
Besides you knew the job was dangerous when you took it
(buck-ock!)
He will drink his super sauce
And throw the bad guys for a loss
And he will bring them in alive and kickin'
(bock, bock, bock, bock)
There is one thing you should learn
When there is no one else to turn to
BOCK for Super Chicken!
(bock, bock, bock, bock)
BOCK for Super Chicken!
(buck-ock!)

[SoonerWood]

this will hit 100 pages someday

[Jason White's Third Knee]

I think it'll happen in the next day or two! This should generate a lot of excitement on this thread.

[colleyvillesooner]

helping the cause

[IronSooner]

What's the prize for being the one to knock it on over to page 100?

[Jason White's Third Knee]

Glory, baby. Glory.

1980.

[Jason White's Third Knee]

Hey, wait. This might be it!

Wooot! The big 100!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Jason White's Third Knee]

Nope. That was underwhelming.

[josh09]

WOOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOO

[josh09]

ill help you celebrate

[josh09]

actually, i plan to celebrate even more when i get post numero 2000

[josh09]

oh man i cant wait im SO EXCITED

[Jason White's Third Knee]

As you should be. Posting is a gift from God. Those of us that have the ability to post on a near professional level really need to be aware of our gift and not take it for granted. I mean, take me for instance. I am well educated, I have great kids, I have a decent business, I have a wonderful wife, I have technical skill as well as artistic skill and yet I can still put people to sleep when I post. That my freind is a gift... unlike spelling which seems to elude me lately. Damn I cheated on a lot of spelling tests.

[josh09]

im actually pretty good at spelling

[IronSooner]

ursprache anyone?

[SoonerWood]

IBNP

[OUinFLA]

SoonerWood, it is time to either animate your avi or bring back the one that was.

Has anyone heard from JW3K lately.
Ive been having a bit of a bout with insomnia lately.
Never occured back when he posted regularly. ???

[Jason White's Third Knee]

No worries FLA. I can help. Let me first start by saying that I like Crispix. I am a big fan and there is no doubt in my mind that the corn side is crunchier, but friends, Crispix just wouldn't be the same without the light crispy crunch of the rice side. It's almost a miracle that modern production techniques can weave together threads of grain fibers into two beautiful puffy halves of a piece of breakfast cereal. It's delicious and anyone that thinks different can go **** themselves.

[josh09]

BAM

[josh09]

so close to 2000

[josh09]

5.....

[josh09]

4.....

[josh09]

3......

[josh09]

2.....

[josh09]

1.....

[josh09]

0!!!!!!!!!

WOOOOOHOOOOOOOOO

2000 BABY! I FEEL SO COOL RIGHT NOW!!!!

Hook 'em Hook 'em Hook 'em Hook 'em Hook 'em :twinkies: :twinkies: :twinkies: :twinkies: Hook 'em

[OUinFLA]

it would have been better if you had hit the top of the page.
you suffer from premature postilation.

[OUinFLA]

sometimes you just have to hold off

[OUinFLA]

until you hit it correctly

[OUinFLA]

but congratulations on hitting 2000