I AM THE GREATEST THREAD ENDER OF ALL TIME!!!

[BajaOklahoma]

On this most current incarnation of SF:

http://www.soonerfans.firstdownsports.com/forums/forumdisplay.php?s=&f=2&page=1&pp=30&sort=replycount&order=desc&daysprune=-1

So we are halfway there!

[OUthunder]

This thread needs a shot of bourbon and a shot of youth ...so here I am baby.

http://www.straightbourbon.com/Images/b_splash.jpg

[The Fake Don Dokken]

We will vanquish all foes!

[TUSooner]

In case anybody needs me, I'll be working today. Thanks. Carry on.

[Jason White's Third Knee]

Yes! There are records to be had!!! We can take this baby to the stratosphere. I predict numbers well over ten thousand for this thread.

[Jason White's Third Knee]

I am that dull.

[Jason White's Third Knee]

http://mywebpage.netscape.com/paulhb19692/TX+lifts+weights.jpg

...and so forth.

[OUthunder]

You are quickly becoming a respected farker on the boards.

Good joob! :)

[The Fake Don Dokken]

We are family
I've got all my sisters with me!

[OUinFLA]

http://www.chinfo.navy.mil/navpalib/cno/n87/images/762-cl.gif

[Jason White's Third Knee]

http://www.ishiboo.com/~nirva/Mods/Mods/

wtf?

[GDC]

http://www.musicofsystems.com/Resources/990604019Patty.JPG

:mad: Texas sucks :mad:

[The Fake Don Dokken]

Heh...all of that makes me a little quesy, Knee

[OUthunder]

gdc is da man! Go get em tiger!

[TigerGirl]

gdc is da man! Go get em tiger!

Tiger? Did somebody say Tiger? Helloooo

OUThunder, where's that shot of bourbon anyway?

[OUthunder]

I'm just sitting at my computer enjoying a ...

http://www.newcastlebrown.com/images/lda/bottle_top.jpg

Why are you drinking a beer at 3PM you ask? Well, today I hit golf balls for the first time. While the distance is a little lacking the ball striking was excellent. First time I've hit golf balls in over six months!

Also, today is my son's very first birthday, the 14 year anniversary of my father's death, and we are getting ready to go to a photographer and have a family portrait made.

All in all ...a lot on my mind! On second thought ...I think I'll have another Newcastle.

Piece and have a nice weekend ...

[Jason White's Third Knee]

Don't you mean pees?

Wish the squirt Happy Bday from SF.com, K?

[OUthunder]

Don't you mean pees?

Wish the squirt Happy Bday from SF.com, K?

I was emotional but it got the jorb done, right?;)

[BajaOklahoma]

JWTK - did you just decide that as you started this thread, and it is going so well, that you deserved a major increase in stars? Or are you just jealous of Dean and Beano? Star envy?

Thunder, I am still a Coors Light fan. All we could afford while we were in college and now just a habit.... ummm, what we are used to. And with salty chips.... :D

[Sooner_Bob]

http://www.ishiboo.com/~nirva/Mods/Mods/

wtf?



That's just wrong . . .

[OUthunder]

That's just wrong . . .

...and sick as hell IMO.

[OUinFLA]

This star thing is gotten so out of hand.
They are becoming so meaningless now.
http://www.soonerfans.firstdownsports.com/forums/images/ranks/star.gif
http://www.soonerfans.firstdownsports.com/forums/images/ranks/star.gif
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[OUthunder]

This star thing is gotten so out of hand.
They are becoming so meaningless now.
http://www.soonerfans.firstdownsports.com/forums/images/ranks/star.gif
http://www.soonerfans.firstdownsports.com/forums/images/ranks/star.gif
http://www.soonerfans.firstdownsports.com/forums/images/ranks/star.gif
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http://www.soonerfans.firstdownsports.com/forums/images/ranks/star.gif
http://www.soonerfans.firstdownsports.com/forums/images/ranks/star.gif

If you started posting more, you'd get more http://www.soonerfans.firstdownsports.com/forums/images/ranks/star.gif's!;)

[BajaOklahoma]

If you started posting more, you'd get more http://www.soonerfans.firstdownsports.com/forums/images/ranks/star.gif's!;)

And you aren't just post padding?

[Blue]

http://services.windowsmedia.com/cover/200/drc500/c525/c52524w1388.jpg

THREAD KILLAH!

This thread is dead.

[Sooner_Bob]

If not, it's well on the way . . .

[Jason White's Third Knee]

Bob and Blue! Welcome. This is the SF.com version of the roach motel. You check in but can't check out. Enjoy your stay.

Baja, this thread is trancendent of my nurturing. I am a mere participant in the mediocrity here. I definately added the stars because of those other dudes getting the control. It's all about street cred, baby.

[OUthunder]

You rang sire ... The African Hissing **** Roach

http://www.dfwpest.com/35115.jpg

[BajaOklahoma]

Gross. And I just read an article in Good Housekeeping - bedbuds are making a come back. Very interesting reading - no place is safe.

[Jason White's Third Knee]

Seriously gross. I need to post a few more farks here for no reason.


http://mywebpage.netscape.com/paulhb19692/Shark.jpg

http://mywebpage.netscape.com/paulhb19692/Donut+shop.jpg

http://mywebpage.netscape.com/paulhb19692/Donut+shop2.jpg

http://mywebpage.netscape.com/paulhb19692/Rory3mosSOONER.bmp

Ok, the last one is just a pic of my little girl from about 1.5 years ago. I love it.

[The Fake Don Dokken]

I now post another pointless post for the sake of getting this thread into the #1 spot someday. We've got the whole off-season, fellas.

[Jason White's Third Knee]

Damnit Don! With all of your goofy posts? That's all you got? You have so much to offer Don. You can do better than that.

[The Fake Don Dokken]

Alright, alright...how about this for a cheap gender war starter:

http://www.ahajokes.com/cartoon/womendrive.jpg

http://bblmedia.com/carandboat.jpg

http://www.darrowart.com/funnypix/images/girldriver2.jpg

http://www.anthemamerica.com/jpeg/womandriver.jpg

http://www.ogmac.co.uk/sidcup/womendrivers3.jpg

Or, women as an indirect cause of car accidents:
http://www.teivovo.com/jokes/cartoons/cargirl.jpg

[OUthunder]

My daily contribution ...

http://qnck.imageg.net/graphics/product_images/pG01-1154655dt.jpg

[The Fake Don Dokken]

It's fun to see which pictures disappear from day to day. Bandwidth. :D

[GDC]

http://www.ecu.edu/ncfolk/hicks.jpg

[The Fake Don Dokken]

I look at pictures like that and am comforted about the security of our country. If any country could possibly have a Navy strong enough to block both our Atlantic and Pacific Ocean coasts, they'd then have to fight through the entire country rooting out these types...

It'd never happen.

[Jason White's Third Knee]

I look at pictures like that and am comforted about the security of our country. If any country could possibly have a Navy strong enough to block both our Atlantic and Pacific Ocean coasts, they'd then have to fight through the entire country rooting out these types...

It'd never happen.
That's very funny and very true. All of these types would be loadin up their shotguns and blasting anyone and everyone... yankees too.http://mywebpage.netscape.com/paulhb19692/Faces-of-Maria.gif

[OUthunder]

She used to be hot. Too much plastic surgery and botox treatments I guess.

[Jason White's Third Knee]

http://mywebpage.netscape.com/paulhb19692/mack-clap-100.gif

http://mywebpage.netscape.com/paulhb19692/Kablam.jpg

http://mywebpage.netscape.com/paulhb19692/Raider+Pink+and+partner.jpg

http://mywebpage.netscape.com/paulhb19692/Schberger.jpg

[DCSooner]

Have I posted here yet?

[The Fake Don Dokken]

DC, welcome aboard...this thread is the anathema to Enrico Palazzo-types who demand that each thread contain some kernel of useful information.

This thread is the anti-thread. Walk among us, brother....

[Jason White's Third Knee]

I remember when I was a soph in high school, the sophs were scrimaging the frosh. I was playing linebacker and the frosh ran a pitchout. I beat my block and hit the running back. I drove through him standing him up. I was just waiting for the wistle to blow when all I get smacked in the ribs by my teammate playing SS. He speared me right in the ribs. I went down and stayed down. I played the rest of the season with rib pads, my coach told me it was just a bruise. 6 months later I went to the doctor because the [ain was still there. He said that my xray showed a calcium deposit were the rib had been broken. So much for rub some dirt on it! Why trust a high school coach? What a tool.

[Jason White's Third Knee]

whistle

[OUthunder]

Have I posted here yet?

Welcome DC! Don't start any **** with me in here or I'll have to lay some Enrico smack on you ...:D

Cup=1/2 full

[BajaOklahoma]

Good news! My older son's knee injury turned out to be an MCL - probably a strain. MRI scheduled (gotta CYA) to verify it. But with intensive Physical Therapy, he should be able to play at Nationals in 2 weeks. This will probably be his last year of college hockey (though they may give him a medical hardship and let him play one more year). And the team is going in ranked first in the country.
This kid is so lucky - his left hand was slashed in the season opener. He ignored it for 2 months (what is it with you guys?) before going in to have it checked out. Tore some tendons. The doctor agreed to try casting him for 4 weeks - because of the delay in seeking treatment, he wasn't sure it would work. The cast was on during the 6 weeks witho0ut games. And it worked, no surgery needed.
There is a physical therapy clinic near the new StarCenter that has equipment designed to work on the hockey players. And it is on our insurance!
Meet my son, Mr. Lucky!

[OUinFLA]

great news Baja!
btw, I feel like....

[OUinFLA]

a solid..............
lock for # 800 !!!!!

[OklahomaTrombone]

man....this thread still exists?

[GDC]

http://www.blitzhumor.com/finger1.jpg

tuck fexas

[OUthunder]

Its the anti-SO thread. happy people and no name calling as of yet ...except towards, dirty, stinky horn fans.

[The Fake Don Dokken]

This is the love thread. All you need is love...and a dry, martini dry, sense of humor.

[OUthunder]

This is the love thread. All you need is love...and a dry, martini dry, sense of humor.

And don't forget a touch of gdc, old age, (You know who you are) and imagination.:p

I think I'll have a Martini ...shaken, not stirred damnit!

[TUSooner]

Good news! My older son's knee injury turned out to be an MCL - probably a strain. MRI scheduled (gotta CYA) to verify it. But with intensive Physical Therapy, he should be able to play at Nationals in 2 weeks. This will probably be his last year of college hockey (though they may give him a medical hardship and let him play one more year). And the team is going in ranked first in the country.
This kid is so lucky - his left hand was slashed in the season opener. He ignored it for 2 months (what is it with you guys?) before going in to have it checked out. Tore some tendons. The doctor agreed to try casting him for 4 weeks - because of the delay in seeking treatment, he wasn't sure it would work. The cast was on during the 6 weeks witho0ut games. And it worked, no surgery needed.
There is a physical therapy clinic near the new StarCenter that has equipment designed to work on the hockey players. And it is on our insurance!
Meet my son, Mr. Lucky!

Great news! Best of luck with rehab.

[The Fake Don Dokken]

With this morning's worthless posts puts us into the #5 all-time position...with #4 less than 30 away! Wee-heee!

[Jason White's Third Knee]

You watch their faces You'll see the traces Of the things they want to be But only we can see They come for killing They leave and still it seems The cloud that's left behind Oh, can penetrate your mind But sail on, sing a song, carry on Cause We Rock, We Rock, We Rock, We Rock We pray to someone But when it's said and done It's really all the same With just a different name So many voices All giving choices If we listen they will say Oh, we can find the way But we'll sail on, sing a song, carry on Cause We Rock, We Rock, We Rock, We Rock We Rock, We Rock, We Rock, We Rock We Rock! We Rock You watch their faces You'll see the traces Of the things they want to be But only we can see They come for killing They leave and still it seems The cloud that's left behind Can penetrate your mind Sail on, sing a song, carry on Cause We Rock, We Rock, We Rock, We Rock We Rock, We Rock, We Rock, We Rock Ride out - stand and shout - carry on Sail on - Sing your song - carry on Cause We Rock, We Rock, see how We Rock We Rock That's rock We Rock We Rock

[The Fake Don Dokken]

Dio

[OUthunder]

You know I'm a dreamer
But my heart's of gold
I had to run away high
So I wouldn't come home low
Just when things went right
It doesn't mean they were always wrong
Just take this song and you'll never feel
Left all alone

Take me to your heart
Feel me in your bones
Just one more night
And I'm comin' off this
Long & winding road

I'm on my way
Well I'm on my way
Home sweet home
Tonight tonight
I'm on my way
I'm on my way
Home sweet homeYou know that I seem
To make romantic dreams
Up in lights, fallin' off
The silver screen

My heart's like an open book
For the whole world to read
Sometimes nothing-keeps me together
At the seams

I'm on my way
Well I'm on my way
Home sweet home
Tonight tonight
I'm on my way
Just set me free
Home sweet home!

[The Fake Don Dokken]

11th grade...Motley Crue...good times.

[OUstudent4life]

I miss Invisible Threads.

[caphorns]

nah

[Jason White's Third Knee]

Dio, baby. That tune was empowering. That was a tune that I would listen to before a football game so I could get all demonic and psyched up. The devil was all about kick *** music. I was a little to much of a guitar freak to like Motley Crue, but Live Wire always rocked.

[Red October]

http://uptheirons.htmlplanet.com/images/iron-maiden_the-number-of-the-beast_front.jpg

[TigerGirl]

DC, welcome aboard...this thread is the anathema to Enrico Palazzo-types who demand that each thread contain some kernel of useful information.

This thread is the anti-thread. Walk among us, brother....

It's a thread about nothing.

[TigerGirl]

Not that there's anything wrong with that.

[The Fake Don Dokken]

What Tiger Girl said...both times.

Maiden...1987 Somewhere In Time Tour...good times.

[Jason White's Third Knee]

Maiden's #otBeast was sooooooo cool. I was totally creeped out, but still the tune rocked. My fav? The Trooper. YOU TAKE MY LIFE BUT I'LL TAKE YOURS TOO! YOU FIRE YOUR MUSKET AND I'LL RUN YOU THOUGH!!! Run to the Hills was awesome.

Through all of this music I was listening to the OTHER band that was in this catagory, Judas Priest. I still listen to that stuff and get all fired up. How I never put together that Rob Halford was gay... I have NO gaydar. The guy was dressed up just like a Village People! I still couldn't tell. I guess I was just gonna have to wait until he blew me before I'd figure it out. Still rocked though.

[Red October]

TFDD-> Missed that one.

Saw them twice last year, and once this year.

Great shows.

Anybody got their Rush Tix yet? Got mine for Houston on 6-26-04.
http://www.cnn.com/interactive/entertainment/0205/rush.album.gallery/rush.jpg

[Red October]

http://www.squirrelsw.com/cats/images/alcoholic.jpg

[The Fake Don Dokken]

Dude, our high school garage band played The Trooper. Everyone did back in the day.

Red, I saw Rush on their 1986 Power Windows Tour. Everybody loved the old stuff, but when they broke into the Power Windows stuff, everything kind of chilled out. It's the only show where I had floor seats and left to get a coke in the middle of the show.

Note to Rush, play the classics.

[Red October]

Power Windows are considered the classics nowadays.


http://www.gheysites.com/images/nanner.jpg

[Gambino Sooner]

The sheer size of this thread has kept me away.

Can someone summerize it and report back to me?

[Red October]

http://godd.no-ip.org/-=pics=-/forum/thisthreadrocks.jpg

[GDC]

got my rush tickets for june 25 san antonio, may still try to make dallas and/or kc

[The Fake Don Dokken]

Gambino,
Red October has a firm grasp on what this thread is really about...walk among us.

[Jason White's Third Knee]

Start from the beginning and read it all. You won't understand anything until you catch up. Very Tom Clancy.

[The Fake Don Dokken]

So, so close to taking over the #4 positon.

[Gambino Sooner]

Start from the beginning and read it all. You won't understand anything until you catch up. Very Tom Clancy.

Damn, the last Clancy book I read took me a year to finish.

I'll post another reply next March...when I'm all caught up.

[TUSooner]

Damn, the last Clancy book I read took me a year to finish.

I'll post another reply next March...when I'm all caught up.
Pay special attention to posts 17, 32-37, 42, 44, 46, 51, 63, 115, 162, 187-91, 231, 234-37, 253, 278, 299, 313-17, 388, 412, 477, 497, 501, 516-30... I don't know what any of this means, but it's another post on the way to fame and glory for this thread.

[TUSooner]

This bitchin monster post was ignored on the SO, so I brought it over here in a huff. (I couldn't find a taxi, so I had to take a huff.)

Gen. Santa Ana is the grandfather of chewing gum!

http://www.uh.edu/engines/epi963.htm
Summary:
In 1869, the exiled Generalissimo was in Staten Island looking for someone to buya bunch of chicle (the sap of the sapodilla tree) for use as a rubber substitute. He met an inventor named Thomas Adams. Adams took a chance and bought a ton of chicle from S.A, but he had no luck making it into a rubber substitute. But Adams's son realized he could make it into a chewable product that might be better than the wax and other stuff that was then popular to chew. So he gave 200 balls of chicle to a druggist, who sold them at two for a penny. They were all gone before noon. The Adams gum dynsaty went on to create Adams Clove Gum, Chiclets, Blackjack, and more. Santa Ana died penniless; Adams died rich.

Why is this so wide?

[The Fake Don Dokken]

Hey...I killed a thread on South Oval with this little dude:

http://instagiber.net/smiliesdotcom/contrib/sarge/Blurp_anim.gif

Go ahead...give it a whirl....

[Jason White's Third Knee]

This bitchin monster post was ignored on the SO, so I brought it over here in a huff. (I couldn't find a taxi, so I had to take a huff.)

Gen. Santa Ana is the grandfather of chewing gum!

http://www.uh.edu/engines/epi963.htm
Summary:
In 1869, the exiled Generalissimo was in Staten Island looking for someone to buya bunch of chicle (the sap of the sapodilla tree) for use as a rubber substitute. He met an inventor named Thomas Adams. Adams took a chance and bought a ton of chicle from S.A, but he had no luck making it into a rubber substitute. But Adams's son realized he could make it into a chewable product that might be better than the wax and other stuff that was then popular to chew. So he gave 200 balls of chicle to a druggist, who sold them at two for a penny. They were all gone before noon. The Adams gum dynsaty went on to create Adams Clove Gum, Chiclets, Blackjack, and more. Santa Ana died penniless; Adams died rich.

Why is this so wide?
In other news Generalissimo Francisco Franco is still dead.

[Jason White's Third Knee]

Check THIS out! My daughter is 22 moths old and has spelled her 1st word (close enough).

She grabbed the O and the U kitchen magnets (we have the whole alphabet up, but some my dog have chewed a bit) and put them together!

She pointed at the OU and said "that's OU. That's OU right there." She is a ****ing super genius!!!!!

[OUthunder]

Check THIS out! My daughter is 22 moths old and has spelled her 1st word (close enough).

She grabbed the O and the U kitchen magnets (we have the whole alphabet up, but some my dog have chewed a bit) and put them together!

She pointed at the OU and said "that's OU. That's OU right there." She is a ****ing super genius!!!!!

Welcome to the official "My child in a ****ing super genius Club!"

Feels great doesn't it?

[The Fake Don Dokken]

Yeah, well, then there's this:
http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/video/cheekysong.php

[Jason White's Third Knee]

Months!

[Jason White's Third Knee]

Thanks Don... I will now welcome myself to the Official "TFDD took the wind right outta my sails" club.

[The Fake Don Dokken]

heh

[The Fake Don Dokken]

Although, it was Thunder's response to your daughter spelling post that put into...[b]the #4 slot all-time![/i]

Wee-heee! Break out the Wild Cherry Pepsi!

[BajaOklahoma]

Pay special attention to posts 17, 32-37, 42, 44, 46, 51, 63, 115, 162, 187-91, 231, 234-37, 253, 278, 299, 313-17, 388, 412, 477, 497, 501, 516-30... I don't know what any of this means, but it's another post on the way to fame and glory for this thread.


I thought the important ones were 100, 150, 200, 250, 300, etc.
And OUinFla is too lucky - he must be cheating... somehow.
This thread is addicting... you never know what will show up.
My in-laws are coming down this weekend - and the forecast is for rain. :eek:

[OUinFLA]

http://troop424.freeservers.com/warrington/DD-843.JPG

[colleyvillesooner]

..

[Gambino Sooner]

...

[OUinFLA]

...
Hey! at least my dot was temporary!!!
:D

[Jason White's Third Knee]

I thought the important ones were 100, 150, 200, 250, 300, etc.
And OUinFla is too lucky - he must be cheating... somehow.
This thread is addicting... you never know what will show up.
My in-laws are coming down this weekend - and the forecast is for rain. !:eek:
Are you going to introduce them to THE THREAD?

[Jason White's Third Knee]

I

[Jason White's Third Knee]

am

[Jason White's Third Knee]

#850!!!

[Gambino Sooner]

Are you going to introduce them to THE THREAD?

Why would you even have to ask?

I'm showing it to everyone I know!

[Jason White's Third Knee]

Why would you even have to ask?

I'm showing it to everyone I know!
I was talking about this thread, not your love doll

[GottaHavePride]

Holy flurking shnit, there's 29 pages of lunacy in here? This thing isn't even invisible!

[SoonerGOP]

Yeah, well, then there's this:
http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/video/cheekysong.php

OK. That's 3:35 of my life I'll never get back.

That's absolutely the best proof that you can:

a) Have no talent
b) Be somewhat attractive
c) Wear slutty clothes and, therefore,
d) Get a recording contract to record absolute crap for music as an excuse to get your *** wiggled on TV.

[OUthunder]

http://craguns.com/golf/images/hole_28.jpg

enough said!

[OUthunder]

http://craguns.com/golf/images/hole_26.jpg

I hit a monster drive on this hole last year and sunk a 15 footer for birdie!

This year will be even better.

[OUthunder]

http://craguns.com/golf/images/hole_18.jpg

550 yards of pure fun. If you hit a monster drive you can be on the green in two ...maybe, probably three. Tough birdie, but if you hit perfect shots and the wind is just right ...this hole is scorable.

If your a wuss off the tee ...you in big trouble.

[OUthunder]

BTW, this picture is one of my all time favorites ...

http://www.enidwecare.com/user/OU.jpg

[The Fake Don Dokken]

Quite sunny down here in Dallas today. Traffic wasn't too bad. Plenty of eye candy out on the road putting on make-up and chatting it up on cell phones.

[The Fake Don Dokken]

Oh, yeah...eight more posts and we're #3...that's when the hard work begins...getting into the 1,000s.

[TUSooner]

I thought the important ones were 100, 150, 200, 250, 300, etc.
And OUinFla is too lucky - he must be cheating... somehow.
This thread is addicting... you never know what will show up.
My in-laws are coming down this weekend - and the forecast is for rain. :eek:

I pulled those numbers out of thin air; I hope nobody actually went back and looked at them. :eek:

[TUSooner]

Oh yeah, I forgot to mention that I'm going to Jackson Mississippi this weekend. Know anyplace there where a party of 25-30 can eat all together? Alcoholic beverages are a requisite for the parents. TIA.

[TigerGirl]

Frosted Mini Wheats are tha bomb.

[Jason White's Third Knee]

My sister has a good friend that lives in Jackson. Lemme know if you want me to look her up. She knows where the booze is.

thunder- What do you do for a living? It sounds lucrative and apparently gives you enough time to jack around here even MORE than I do PLUS it sounds like you are good at golf. That's awesome. If I break 100, I leave the course feeling good.

[Jason White's Third Knee]

Frosted Mini Wheats are tha bomb.
Haven't had those in years. I would buy Booberries today, if they still made them.

[The Fake Don Dokken]

Two more posts and we're #3

[TigerGirl]

Oh yeah, I forgot to mention that I'm going to Jackson Mississippi this weekend. Know anyplace there where a party of 25-30 can eat all together? Alcoholic beverages are a requisite for the parents. TIA.

Check out Amerigo - www.amerigo.net

I went there a loooong time ago when visiting college boyfriends parents. We drank lots. I was in Jackson last year and my friends said it was one of their favorites. It's out by the resevoir...if that means anything to you.

Soccer this weekend, eh?

[TigerGirl]

Count Chocula rocks!

[OUthunder]

My sister has a good friend that lives in Jackson. Lemme know if you want me to look her up. She knows where the booze is.

thunder- What do you do for a living? It sounds lucrative and apparently gives you enough time to jack around here even MORE than I do PLUS it sounds like you are good at golf. That's awesome. If I break 100, I leave the course feeling good.

Here is your one and only hint ...

I deal drugs legally!:D
And I sell stuff on eBay on my days off ...
My wife makes the real money and her schedule isn't as flexible as mine.
Working full time SUCKS, so I work when I want to, spend time with the kids, trade stocks, and sell stuff on ebay.

How about you JWTN?

[The Fake Don Dokken]

Tiger Girl puts us at #3...good work, TG

[TigerGirl]

It's all about the thread, man. It's all about the thread.

[Jason White's Third Knee]

Here is your one and only hint ...

I deal drugs legally!:D
And I sell stuff on eBay on my days off ...
My wife makes the real money and her schedule isn't as flexible as mine.
Working full time SUCKS, so I work when I want to, spend time with the kids, trade stocks, and sell stuff on ebay.

How about you JWTN?
I own a smoothie shop. It;s slow in winter, but I'll be working more and more as it gets warm. I market and do paperwork. I sell my old stuff on ebay too. No use in having it sit here.

So are you a rep? I love you guys. Reps buy my stuff all of the time. I treat them nice. It's the last cool sales gig..... Is that what you do? Makes for many a golf game too.

[OUthunder]

I own a smoothie shop. It;s slow in winter, but I'll be working more and more as it gets warm. I market and do paperwork. I sell my old stuff on ebay too. No use in having it sit here.

So are you a rep? I love you guys. Reps buy my stuff all of the time. I treat them nice. It's the last cool sales gig..... Is that what you do? Makes for many a golf game too.

Nope! But you getting close. I make sick people who need drugs feel better.;)

[The Fake Don Dokken]

Okay, here's the deal folks...huddle up...

Only the Rose Bowl and Sugar Bowl threads are ahead of us now. It's time to get serious. Each has over 1,000 posts. Sugar Bowl is over 1,300.

Here's my suggestion:
Split Left Zoom 37 GT on Two

[Jason White's Third Knee]

Okay, here's the deal folks...huddle up...

Only the Rose Bowl and Sugar Bowl threads are ahead of us now. It's time to get serious. Each has over 1,000 posts. Sugar Bowl is over 1,300.

Here's my suggestion:
Split Left Zoom 37 GT on Two
Just don't switch to the paaaasing game if this works, k?

[Jason White's Third Knee]

Nope! But you getting close. I make sick people who need drugs feel better.;)
Pharmacist? Pharm Tech? Dr? Nurse? Is that why it takes so long for me to get my prescription filled?

[The Fake Don Dokken]

Knee,
Don't tell me...tell Chuck Long.

[Jason White's Third Knee]

Yeah. Sorry.

[OUthunder]

Pharmacist? Pharm Tech? Dr? Nurse? Is that why it takes so long for me to get my prescription filled?

We have a winner. Ding! Ding! Ding! But I work in a hospital and don't ditribute drugs to the common folks. Only the sick and dying and 98% of the stuff I distribut is in IV form.

[OUthunder]

http://brenhow.tripod.com/pills/images/frontpage.jpg

[Jason White's Third Knee]

Tripod. No one can see your pic.

So you are a nurse, then. The docs must be doing a nice job at that hospital. Thumbs up!

[GottaHavePride]

Give a man a fire, and he is warm for a day.
Set fire to him, and he's warm for the rest of his life.

[OUthunder]

Tripod. No one can see your pic.

So you are a nurse, then. The docs must be doing a nice job at that hospital. Thumbs up!

Nurse? Nope, that would be soonerwill's wife.

[Jason White's Third Knee]

Ah, hell. Which one is it them?

[TigerGirl]

I vote Pharmacist.

[OUthunder]

I vote Pharmacist.

Yep!

[Jason White's Third Knee]

I just didn't want another, nope. So that IS why it takes so long to get a prescription.

[Eddie Money]

http://www.pixyland.org/peterpan/Imagezz/font_floor_pose1.jpg

[OUthunder]

I just didn't want another, nope. So that IS why it takes so long to get a prescription.

Its probably a female pharmacist that your waiting on ...they have ruined the profession!

[OUthunder]

She likes the ladies ...

http://msnbcmedia.msn.com/j/msnbc/Components/Photos/040320/040320_rosiejones_hmed.hmedium.jpg

[Red October]

Me too.....

http://www.strangecosmos.com/images/picturejokes/13277.jpg

[OUthunder]

Red October, that was the best pic ever posted in this thread.

FIVE STARS! But you can do better.

[OUthunder]

On a side note, are any of those babes Baja's kids?;)

HeeHeeHee

[OUthunder]

8

[OUthunder]

6

[OUthunder]

7

[OUthunder]

5

[OUthunder]

3

[OUthunder]

O

[OUthunder]

9

[OUthunder]

4 a good time call!

[The Fake Don Dokken]

Umm...Red

In the babe-ridden soccer picture, that three gal from the left, kneeling, and wearing #2, looks like Jennifer Aniston.

Count me in.

[OUthunder]

I got your #900 right here?

Right where?

Down there.

[OklahomaTrombone]

I reserve the right to have post 1,000....

[OUthunder]

I reserve the right to have post 1,000....

Done

[Gandalf_The_Grey]

How can 906 post not be worthy of more than 2 stars....shame shame!

[Red October]

http://godd.no-ip.org/-=pics=-/forum/bunny.JPG

[Red October]

I thought I would be banned for putting a soccer picture on the OU football boards......

But I like Chicks anyway!!!!

Woo Hoo

[Jason White's Third Knee]

How would we know it's a soccer pic? I don't know teams or brands or squat. I would stare at the chicks anyway.

[BajaOklahoma]

Are you going to introduce them to THE THREAD?
Ummmm, no. I like you guys! We always warn the parents on our kids teams - the f-i-l loves to make comments similar to those of D.B. But he isn't computer literate enough to get on this board. :D
And this Star envy has got to stop!
And some of the “soccer girls” are wearing Adidias cleats, with soccer socks, but no shin guards. And some are even barefoot! I will see if I can get my daughter’s team to make a similar picture.

TU – I figured you just entered the wrong numbers of the important posts. “Everyone” is trying to hit the important numbers….. I may have to put “certain people” on my ignore list.

And I knew what Thunder does for a living! No credit, just because I have to work……. Sigh. And why are you giving away the 1000th post? I really wanted it.

[OUinFLA]

I see some of us have moved into a "quality star mode" as opposed to a "quantity star mode"

[OUinFLA]

Give a man a fish and he eats for a day.
Teach a man to fish and he will soon be unemployed and broke for the rest of his life.

[OUthunder]

Give a man a fish and he eats for a day.
Teach a man to fish and he will soon be unemployed and broke for the rest of his life.

I do something for a "friend" and this is what I get in return!

Damn you aquaman.;)

[TigerGirl]

Knee

I had a Gerbil named Fonzie. I got him when I was in 2nd grade. He was waaaaaaaayyyy cool.

[OUthunder]

TALENT.



http://www.troutsoup.com/photos/albums/silly****/chrisshaming_w492.jpg

[Jason White's Third Knee]

I see some of us have moved into a "quality star mode" as opposed to a "quantity star mode"
Yeah, well CCDean has very uncreatively attached about 50 stars to his Admin thingy, so I figured that this would be a nice switch.

[Jason White's Third Knee]

Knee

I had a Gerbil named Fonzie. I got him when I was in 2nd grade. He was waaaaaaaayyyy cool.
If you threw him up against a jukebox would Blueberry Hill start playing?

[Red October]

http://www.kenpiercebooks.com/aquaman.jpg

[OUthunder]

Aquaman is OUinFla. The resemblance is scary.

[Gambino Sooner]

I will make post #1000 on this thread.

I will!

[TigerGirl]

If you threw him up against a jukebox would Blueberry Hill start playing?

How did you know?

[TigerGirl]

Allrighty kids. I have a waste-your-time-on-Friday-thread-padding contest for ya.

Fonzie the Gerbil was a 2nd grade class project. I was the lucky one who got to keep the little jewel. Poor thing lived much too long, and through many attempts by the cat to eat him for dinner. But I digress.

Fonzie had a squeeze. Time frame: 1977

What was her name?

[The Fake Don Dokken]

Leather Tuscadero...a.k.a. Suzi Quattro ("Stumblin' In")

[TigerGirl]

Leather Tuscadero...a.k.a. Suzi Quattro ("Stumblin' In")

nope. try again.

[Gambino Sooner]

Pinky Tuscadero.

[TigerGirl]

Pinky Tuscadero.

Again, nope.

I see the connection, but think outside Happy Days.

[OUthunder]

stinky winky

[TigerGirl]

stinky winky

Thunder, the Teletubbies didn't come out until the 90's!

[OUthunder]

Thunder, the Teletubbies didn't come out until the 90's!

That would be "Tinky Winky"

But I like "Stinky Pinky":eek:

[TUSooner]

I always despised that show (because I'm so cool, y'know), but wasn't Heather Locklear on it at some point?

[The Fake Don Dokken]

Pamela Anderson Lee?

[OUthunder]

Heather Locklear

[Gambino Sooner]

Did you like Asian Arnold or Fat Al better in Happy Days?

[TUSooner]

Heather Locklear
You must be a genius, too.

[TigerGirl]

Did you like Asian Arnold or Fat Al better in Happy Days?

Asian Arnold all day long. That other guy was so whiny.

Jeez people, I didn't think this would be so hard!

Big hint:
Who was the hottest chick on TV in 1977?

[The Fake Don Dokken]

I liked both Arnolds. Different personalities that worked. Like the Diane and Rebecca switch on Cheers.

[Gambino Sooner]

Asian Arnold all day long. That other guy was so whiny.

Jeez people, I didn't think this would be so hard!

Big hint:
Who was the hottest chick on TV in 1977?

I was an 8 year old boy then...still watching cartoons. So, if you'd have asked me that question in 1977, I would have said Velma from Scooby Doo.

[TUSooner]

Mrs. TU? Oh yeah, she wasn't on TV. But she was hot (still is, OK?)

[OUthunder]

Farah!

I'll take Farah Fawcett for $1000 Alex ...

AUDIO DAILY DOUBLE!

[OUthunder]

...or Suzzane Sommers.

I'll take Suzzane Sommers for $500 Alex.

[Gambino Sooner]

What about Ginger from Gilligans Island?

[OUthunder]

http://www.celebrityheights.com/Stars-Thumbs/Farah_Fawcett/Farah_Fawcett-lg/Farrah_Fawcett02.jpg

How many guys "hit it" do ya think?

[TUSooner]

Hello TG? Are you there? Come in TG....
I'd like you all to know that I just netted a $20 parking ticket while waiting to find out who frikkin Fonzie's "squeeze" was on a show I never watched if I could help it. My luck: The meter maids are the only efficient arm of government in this city. Looks like my April Fool's day had more than 24 hours in it. :(

[Gambino Sooner]

Hello TG? Are you there? Come in TG....
I'd like you all to know that I just netted a $20 parking ticket while waiting to find out who frikkin Fonzie's "squeeze" was on a show I never watched if I could help it. My luck: The meter maids are the only efficient arm of government in this city. Looks like my April Fool's day had more than 24 hours in it. :(

You're gonna have to give us more detail.

How'd Fozzie's bea-tch get you ticketed for parking?

I'll bet you were double parked!

[TUSooner]

You're gonna have to give us more detail.

How'd Fozzie's bea-tch get you ticketed for parking?

I'll bet you were double parked!

Heh, I parked at a meter because I needed to park closer to my office. I'm heading to Jackson after work, and I wanted to ice down some beer with the ice machine here in the building. So I load the meter, reload the meter successfully once, then I'm sitting here waiting for Tiger Girl to answer the stooopid question and I realize I've let the meter ran out by about 20 minutes. Of course, I run out to the street like an idiot, but too late. The fluorescent orange love note is under the wiper blade waving in the breeze. It was mocking me, I tell ya. So anyway, I drive around the corner and see the one free parking space that I always covet. I park there, but the damage is done. Not much of a story really, but I will accept contributions to pay my ticket. :D

[Gambino Sooner]

Heh, I parked at a meter because I needed to park closer to my office. I'm heading to Jackson after work, and I wanted to ice down some beer with the ice machine here in the building. So I load the meter, reload the meter successfully once, then I'm sitting here waiting for Tiger Girl to answer the stooopid question and I realize I've let the meter ran out by about 20 minutes. Of course, I run like out to the street like an idiot, but too late. The fluorescent orange love note is under the wiper blade waving in the breeze. It was mocking me, I tell ya. So anyway, I drive around the corner and see the one free parking space that I always covet. I park there, but the damage is done. Not much of a story really, but I will accept contributions to pay my ticket. :D

That funny because if you're ever in a fender bender, it takes for friggen' ever for a cop to stop by...but THE MINUTE your meter runs out....BAM....a ticket.

[OUinFLA]

http://www.kenpiercebooks.com/aquaman.jpg

May I have that for my avitar?

Oh, and Heather Locklear!!!!!!!!!! Sammy Jo <heart-throb> <ka-thump><ka-thump><ka-thump>!!!

[TigerGirl]

Farah!

I'll take Farah Fawcett for $1000 Alex ...

AUDIO DAILY DOUBLE!

Whew! Long lunch. Sorry guys. Never go to lunch with Management, they take FOREVER.

DING! DING! DING!

We have a winner....Farah was the squeeze.

Thank you all for participating in my Stupid Friday exercise.

Sorry TU...those meter maids in New Orleans have some freaky 6th sense. Hate that!

[TigerGirl]

Wow, that was a thread killer.

Can't decide what I'm drinking tonight. Maybe a Margarita. I have some mint in the yard, maybe a Mojito. I have some olives in the fridge, maybe a Martini.

[Gambino Sooner]

I was just thinking the same thing....I think Gin & Tonic.

[Gambino Sooner]

Oh, and by the way...



# 950

[TigerGirl]

Great minds, Gambino. Great minds.

[Gambino Sooner]

Then again, beer is always a good stand-by.

[TigerGirl]

Can't go wrong with a cold beer.

Our fridge is always stocked with light beer, but I prefer a good microbrew.

[Gambino Sooner]

Yeah, we have good Micro Brew in Colorado.

Some of it....not so good.

[OUthunder]

Wow, that was a thread killer.

Can't decide what I'm drinking tonight. Maybe a Margarita. I have some mint in the yard, maybe a Mojito. I have some olives in the fridge, maybe a Martini.

Go with a Mojito but go easy on the mint. Ernest Hemmingway's favorite drink BTW.

[OUthunder]

Beer time!
Wife Time!
Golf Time!
Off Baby Duty Time!

[Gambino Sooner]

Jeez OUThunder,
"Off Baby Duty Time"...

how'd you get that one in?

[Jason White's Third Knee]

Thunder, you make golf sound soooooooo appealing. If I make a trip up there, you are paying greens fees. Deal?

[OUthunder]

Thunder, you make golf sound soooooooo appealing. If I make a trip up there, you are paying greens fees. Deal?

JWTN, well, I do it for family members when they come down. So, you've sorta become like family, with this wonderful and useless thread and all, and I live on a golf course, so what the hell ...I'll pay, but you better like to walk because carts are for pussies!

And .... your buying the Newcastle and Guiness rounds after the golf, so bring your wallet and your get in a drinking mood.

BTW, I went out and practiced yesterday, and while my distance is lacking, I'm very happy with my iron, wedge, and wood play thus far. I did however purchase a new 1-iron hybrid, and it is a "bear" to hit.

I actually made the club myself and it was my first time in building my own club from scratch. Kinda fun too and it gets me away from reality for a few hours as well.

Have a great weekend everyone ...I have to work this weekend at the hospital but at least I'm not on the ICU this weekend.

I might even get a few "garbage" posts in while I'm there.;)

[Gambino Sooner]

OUThunder...

I'm not like family? :(

Guess I need to mark you off my Christmas card list...

[OUthunder]

OUThunder...

I'm not like family? :(

Guess I need to mark you off my Christmas card list...

Familia yes ...family ...that remains to be seen. Do you even like golf or boozing it up.

BTW, garbage post #1 from work!

[Gambino Sooner]

Do you even like golf or boozing it up.



Both. Often at the same time. Depends on how I am playing.


I going to Florida in a couple of weeks to play at a course on Emilia Island. Should be fun.

[OklahomaTrombone]

I need to pick up golf...I've decided to get a marketing degree, and I was talking to a friend of the family that asked me if I knew how to play after I told him what I was getting, I said no. He said I should learn

[Ike]

heh...my golf game is the only reason I switched my major from business to physics....

[Gambino Sooner]

I'm disappointed.

i thought this would hit 1000 this weekend.

[Red October]

grass clippings = allergies

yuk

Why didnt osu foul with 8.6 seconds left?

[BajaOklahoma]

I guarantee that this thread will hit the 1,000th post while I am at work this week..... sigh.

[Ike]

I mean its getting close to 1000...all it needs is a couple more post padders...paging Thunder, paging Thunder

[Gambino Sooner]

970...and counting...

[Ike]

971

[OUinFLA]

http://www.kimballrentals.com/Neighboring/0972/Title.gif

[OUinFLA]

http://www.radioalice.com/images/logo22.gif

[OUinFLA]

http://www.uawlocal974.org/images/buttons/logo.gif

[OUthunder]

OK! That's it. Everyone has gotten so lazy, that they quit posting words and now we're only posting pics. What's that all about? :)

[OUthunder]

Say "hello," to my little friend.

http://www.tgw.com/images/products/clubs/menswoods/mizuno/4218/image.jpg

[OUthunder]

say hello, to the newest member of the thunder family.

http://i2.ebayimg.com/02/i/01/2e/61/9f_1.JPG

[OUinFLA]

anyone can type.
well, except Baja.......:D

Seriously!

[GottaHavePride]

I'm avoiding writing a paper. Hooray!

[GottaHavePride]

except stupid flood control....

[GottaHavePride]

prevents late-night post-padding sprees.

[TexasIsOUsBtch]

I wanna get in on this post padding.........

[TexasIsOUsBtch]

........ I want to get my second star soon!!!!!!

[TexasIsOUsBtch]

Both. Often at the same time. Depends on how I am playing.


I going to Florida in a couple of weeks to play at a course on Emilia Island. Should be fun.



BTW, it's Amelia Island, and I have been there, it is beautiful! You will enjoy!

[TigerGirl]

No golf for TigerGirl. I play tennis.

[TigerGirl]

This thread will eeeeasily hit 1000 today.

[OUinFLA]

Since I have already hit so many "significant" post numbers in this thread,
and since the number of stars is unimportant with the emergence of those who have obtained a gazillion stars,
I am only padding here to help one of you reach the goal of being number 1000.

[The Fake Don Dokken]

Easily? It's kind of dragged over the weekend. Although, we're going as fast as we can while we work during the week...

http://www.esignalcentral.com/exchange/v17_10/images/hurry.jpg

[TUSooner]

I'm back, and here's my bit.

[OUthunder]

diaper cake anyone?

http://www.diapercakesbydesign.com/images/cakes/carterfrogl.jpg

[OUthunder]

BOOMER SOONER!

http://www.soonerstore.com/pics/truck_newflags.jpg

[Red October]

Yep

[Red October]

almost there

[Red October]

and a one, and a two

[Jason White's Third Knee]

Wow! I have been really busy. I have a lot of catching up to do.

[OUthunder]

Post padders sukk. :)

[Jason White's Third Knee]

I think that a healthydose of cheating would do me a world of good

[OUthunder]

Post padding for a $1000 Alex

[Jason White's Third Knee]

I know what I am dealing with here and only sheer luck will briung me victory.

[OUthunder]

What is ...1000 replies Alex

[Red October]

http://godd.no-ip.org/-=pics=-/forum/funnythread.jpg

[Jason White's Third Knee]

Dangit. I knew that would get me.