I AM THE GREATEST THREAD ENDER OF ALL TIME!!!

[The Fake Don Dokken]

http://www.mediocreminds.com/03q3/misc/pcs/triumph.jpg

[LosAngelesSooner]

This thread will never die.

[OUthunder]

If it does, it will have a special home ....



http://www.enidwecare.com/user/OU.jpg

[Jason White's Third Knee]

JWTK,
It is 5:30 PM and a calm 64 outside. Yes, we had snow 2 days ago! That's the only good thing about Baja!
I wonder if this thread can last until football starts up.
Found another Baja student leaving the state for OU! :D Today was good!
Thunder you owe your wife - bigtime! Buying that club and spending all of your time online....... Buy some orange golfballs and go play.




Yeah, I now have 2 stars! Seriously!
Wow. You live right smack in the middle of Texas. What's out there? I've been all over Tx, but I don't think I have hit Baja.

Did you see my Faces of Maria Shriver gif? I am terribly proud of it. It's on the 'question that has plagued man' thread.

Have we filled our schedule yet?

Has everyone watched the Star Wars Nerds thing yet?

Get back to me on those issues.

[The Fake Don Dokken]

The Star Wars Nerd interviews is the television piece for the ages. How do you top Star Wars Nerd and Lord of the Rings Nerd confronting one another in broad daylight on a busy New York City street? And all for a dog-sock puppet's title of "Uber Nerd."

To top it off, Star Trek Nerd arrives at the end to give the Star Wars Nerds the bird. No, my friends, there is no better television...for me to poop on!

http://gscentral.net/triumph.jpg

[Jason White's Third Knee]

The Star Wars Nerd interviews is the television piece for the ages. How do you top Star Wars Nerd and Lord of the Rings Nerd confronting one another in broad daylight on a busy New York City street? And all for a dog-sock puppet's title of "Uber Nerd."

To top it off, Star Trek Nerd arrives at the end to give the Star Wars Nerds the bird. No, my friends, there is no better television...for me to poop on!

http://thedoorlessstall.tripod.com/images/daddy_triumph.gif
How'd you come up with The Fake Don Dokken anyway?

[The Fake Don Dokken]

I enjoy The Ticket's renditions of The Fake Jerry Jones, The Fake Mark Cuban, etc. I also enjoy wondering what happened to spare metal stars of the mid-to-late 80s.

So, I decided to combine the two.

There were several people to choose from. I flirted with the idea of being The Fake Klaus Meine, The Fake Udo Dirkschneider, and The Fake Kip Winger. But, each had its own problem.

First, few would know that Meine was the lead singer of the Scorpions and Dirkschneider was the lead singer of Accept. Additionally, I couldn't really throw anyone from the Scorpions into the spare category once I really thought about it. And, Accept and Dirkschneider were too obscure with just one America hit, "Balls To The Wall."

So, I figured I'd go with a recognizable American metal spare who had named a band after himself. Winger was obvious. But, really, it's even shameful to air the Winger name, even in spoof.

Finally, there was Dokken. I remembered how cheesy Dokken was...the cheesy motto "State of the Art Rockin' With Dokken!"...the ubiquitous trite metal lyrics such as "I'm alone again, without you."

To me, Dokken rose above the Wingers, Warrants, and Poisons of the 80s metal deluge, but never quite attained the status of the Van Halens, the Scorpions, the Metallicas, etc.

I knew, then, that The Fake Don Dokken would be perfect. And, so, here I am...The Fake Don Dokken.

Just as an aside...I change screen names about once a year. Last year, I posted under the monkier MC Humpty Sooner. My M.O. there was to establish a Travian Smith Fan Club.

I'll change moniker again sometime late in the fall or early in the winter. And, again, I'm sure it'll be something to preserve the great 80s cultural cheese. A cursory brainstorm has brought forth the names of Crimson Hasselhoff and Big Red MacGyver.

[GDC]

http://www.gainesvilletoday.com/2003/09/images/f52.jpg

[The Fake Don Dokken]

http://gscentral.net/triumph.jpg

I can't believe they took the Triumph picture away! Tripod is a great internet host for me to poop on!

[GDC]

http://www.lifeisajoke.com/Osama/patriotic_duty.jpg

[The Fake Don Dokken]

Udo Dirkschneider and Accept

http://vega.bilten.metu.edu.tr/oktay/images/music/accept/accbes.jpg

Udo.
http://www.lynxtr.com/rafabasa/images/web/udo/4_100.jpg

[OUthunder]

http://www.motley.com/Albums/images/DODCovers.jpg

[The Fake Don Dokken]

The Scorpions in 1972, doing what all European bands do at some point or another...sit in a field of grass

http://contest.time.net.my/scorpions/images/l2.gif

[The Fake Don Dokken]

Ah, those creative Scorpions album covers of the late 70s/early 80s...

http://www.hughmcc.freeuk.com/Schenker-Images/lovedrive.jpg

[The Fake Don Dokken]

Klaus in the 80s heydey
http://home.t-online.de/home/f.weisselberg/WWW/Scorpions/scorpions1.jpg

Klaus today...playing to a different crowd.
Poor kid probably doesn't understand the lyrics to "Blackout."
http://www.dksb-hannover.de/Grafik/Bilder/klmeine.jpg

[The Fake Don Dokken]

Um...Kip Winger. And you wonder why Metal died?

http://www.rockshoppe.com/pinups/rock/r_kipwin.jpg

[Jason White's Third Knee]

Udo Dirkschneider and Accept

http://vega.bilten.metu.edu.tr/oktay/images/music/accept/accbes.jpg

Udo.
http://www.lynxtr.com/rafabasa/images/web/udo/4_100.jpg
Great tune, balls to the wall. I had Metal Heart on vinyl. Eeesh.

[Jason White's Third Knee]

The Scorpions in 1972, doing what all European bands do at some point or another...sit in a field of grass

http://contest.time.net.my/scorpions/images/l2.gif
Was that back in the days of Uli von Roth and Michael Schenker?

[Jason White's Third Knee]

Ah, those creative Scorpions album covers of the late 70s/early 80s...

http://www.hughmcc.freeuk.com/Schenker-Images/lovedrive.jpg
Not near as creepy as Blackout.

[The Fake Don Dokken]

My friend, 1972 meant the Scorpions with both Schenker brothers on guitar - Michael and Rudolf!

[Jason White's Third Knee]

Klaus in the 80s heydey
http://home.t-online.de/home/f.weisselberg/WWW/Scorpions/scorpions1.jpg

Klaus today...playing to a different crowd.
Poor kid probably doesn't understand the lyrics to "Blackout."
http://www.dksb-hannover.de/Grafik/Bilder/klmeine.jpg
What irritated me about the Scorps is when they started making money and all of the tunes were ballads. Same with Aerosmith. Same with Def Leppard.


Ever notice how much Klaus, Ronnie James Dio, and Kevin Dubrow look alike? All three curly headed, balding midgets.

[Jason White's Third Knee]

My friend, 1972 meant the Scorpions with both Schenker brothers on guitar - Michael and Rudolf!
Mike was soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo much better than Rudy. Jabbs was cool though. They always had at least one killer guitar player.

[The Fake Don Dokken]

Michael Schenker's tune "Attack of the Mad Axeman" is about as righteous as 80s guitar got.

Rudy was always basically a rhythm player. His lead were the slow ones (SEE, "Still Loving You" from Love At First Sting)

[OUthunder]

Remember this group. they were pretty heavy in the day. Headhunter was there best disc by far IMO.

http://krokusonline.seven49.net/data_access/krokusonline/images/cd_covers/headhunter_cover.jpg

[Jason White's Third Knee]

I saw them during the Ballroom Blitz days. They were ok, but I really enjoyed the band that opened for them, ACCEPT!!!!!! Woooooohoooooooo!!!!!!

[The Fake Don Dokken]

I never saw Krokus. My favorite Krokus tune was "Screaming In The Night." Classic. 1983.

[OUthunder]

I never saw Krokus. My favorite Krokus tune was "Screaming In The Night." Classic. 1983.

"Eat The Rich" on Headhunter, was excellent as well. Same disc as Screamin. They opened for Motley Crue once, when they both were relative unknowns, and it was quite a show. I think it was at the Diamond Ball Room or something like that.

[GDC]

dont forget UFO and MSG when discussing the Schenkers

[Jason White's Third Knee]

dont forget UFO and MSG when discussing the Schenkers
Man, I can't think of one UFO tune, but MSG did some good things. Michael Schenker iis a very underrated guitarist.

Question for ya. On what album does Michael Schenker do his best work?

[GDC]

UFO, No Heavy Petting or Lights Out, imho

[The Fake Don Dokken]

MSG for sure and UFO with Billy Sheehan.

Good times.

[Jason White's Third Knee]

Billy Sheehan was in UFO? I actually got to sit in on a guitar (ok bass) lesson with him once. Was he in UFO before DLRoth?

[The Fake Don Dokken]

Yes, it's all true. It was the band of Billy Sheehan's origin.

Lights out, lights out in London!

I saw Billy with Steve Vai at a 1986 DLRB concert. Too bad Dave was there.

[OUthunder]

The last few posts take me back to a time when Anthrax was actually a metal band and not some punk-yuppy group or something that is being mailed to political leaders.

[Jason White's Third Knee]

Yes, it's all true. It was the band of Billy Sheehan's origin.

Lights out, lights out in London!

I saw Billy with Steve Vai at a 1986 DLRB concert. Too bad Dave was there.
Take it easy.... Dave was the best when he was in his prime. He did dlame out pretty haard though. A few years back I got to see Steve Vai, Joe Satriani, John Patrucci, and Paul Gilbert all on the same stage. I was front and center when Satriani played Satch Boogie. Sooooo awesome.

[The Fake Don Dokken]

The Satchman is bald these days...and he still appears to weight in at 110. Super flyweight.

[SoonerV]

I enjoy The Ticket's renditions of The Fake Jerry Jones, The Fake Mark Cuban, etc. I also enjoy wondering what happened to spare metal stars of the mid-to-late 80s.

So, I decided to combine the two.

There were several people to choose from. I flirted with the idea of being The Fake Klaus Meine, The Fake Udo Dirkschneider, and The Fake Kip Winger. But, each had its own problem.

First, few would know that Meine was the lead singer of the Scorpions and Dirkschneider was the lead singer of Accept. Additionally, I couldn't really throw anyone from the Scorpions into the spare category once I really thought about it. And, Accept and Dirkschneider were too obscure with just one America hit, "Balls To The Wall."

So, I figured I'd go with a recognizable American metal spare who had named a band after himself. Winger was obvious. But, really, it's even shameful to air the Winger name, even in spoof.

Finally, there was Dokken. I remembered how cheesy Dokken was...the cheesy motto "State of the Art Rockin' With Dokken!"...the ubiquitous trite metal lyrics such as "I'm alone again, without you."

To me, Dokken rose above the Wingers, Warrants, and Poisons of the 80s metal deluge, but never quite attained the status of the Van Halens, the Scorpions, the Metallicas, etc.

I knew, then, that The Fake Don Dokken would be perfect. And, so, here I am...The Fake Don Dokken.

Just as an aside...I change screen names about once a year. Last year, I posted under the monkier MC Humpty Sooner. My M.O. there was to establish a Travian Smith Fan Club.

I'll change moniker again sometime late in the fall or early in the winter. And, again, I'm sure it'll be something to preserve the great 80s cultural cheese. A cursory brainstorm has brought forth the names of Crimson Hasselhoff and Big Red MacGyver.

How about the Fake Stephen Pearcy? Big band, lots of tunes but not huge status.

[OUthunder]

Ratt was awesome in the day. They had a nice edginess to them, plus you could actually understand the lyrics to most of there songs.

[SoonerV]

Ratt was awesome in the day. They had a nice edginess to them, plus you could actually understand the lyrics to most of there songs.

Agreed

[Jason White's Third Knee]

Agreed
Sure they were borderline hair wussies, but Demartini was a player deluxe. He never really got his due either. Ricky Ratt.

[The Fake Don Dokken]

Pearcy lacks the name recognition of Dokken. I liked Ratt until about 1988 when I heard their bass player say they were bigger than Led Zeppelin.

Hmmm. Perception problems in the band?

[SoonerV]

Dont get me wrong. I listened to every Dokken album there was. I think Tooth and Nail was my fav

[OUthunder]

CRUE!

http://www.motley.com/Band/Tommy2.gif

[The Fake Don Dokken]

Yes, Crue - before they all got fat :D

[GDC]

I recall growing up the serious guitar players I knew idolized Ratt's axeman (Demartini?)

[The Fake Don Dokken]

Yeah, our little garage band played "Round and Round" and "Lay It Down." Good times.

[OUthunder]

"Lay It Down" is my favorite Ratt song of all times. "Wanted Man" is also a fav.

Did anyone else get into Cinderella's music? I always like there bluesy edge.

[The Fake Don Dokken]

I saw Cinderella twice - 1986 as the opening band for the David Lee Roth Band, and 1987 as the opening band for Bon Jovi.

Cinderella looked stupid on YV, but they were great live. Bon Jovi sucked live. David Lee Roth was an ***, but Billy Sheehan and Steve Vai rocked!

[OUthunder]

I saw Cinderella twice - 1986 as the opening band for the David Lee Roth Band, and 1987 as the opening band for Bon Jovi.

Cinderella looked stupid on YV, but they were great live. Bon Jovi sucked live. David Lee Roth was an ***, but Billy Sheehan and Steve Vai rocked!

HEH!!! That is funny you mentioned that. I saw Cinderella at the Myriad when they opened for Bon Jovi on there 7800 Degrees Fahrenheit tour. Cinderella was awesome, and my nephew and I left half through Bon Jovi's set, because they sucked soooooooooo bad live. I'm glad I'm not the only one. At least Cinderella rocked that night. "Shake Me" is my favorite song of there's!

[The Fake Don Dokken]

Yeah, being at a Bon Jovi show back then - as now - is always the work of female companions. Women are teh greatest of God's creations, even if their musical tastes often suck.

[OUthunder]

I wish I could have seen Quiet Riot in there hayday. I bet they were awesome.

[The Fake Don Dokken]

Never saw 'em, here's my list...as best as I can remember it these days :-D There are probably more

Big Country ('84)
Van Halen ('84 and '88)
Bryan Adams ('85)
Kim "Go For Soda" Mitchell ('85)
Heart ('85)
AC/DC ('85)
Yngwie Malmsteen ('85)
The Charlie Daniels Band ('85)
Foreigner ('86)
Robin Trower ('86)
Chicago ('86)
Journey ('86)
Rush ('86)
Jefferson Starship ('86)
The Outfield ('86)
Stevie Ray Vaughan and Double Trouble ('86)
Carlos Santana ('86)
Stevie Nicks ('86)
David Lee Roth Band ('86)
Cinderella ('86 and '87)
Iron Maiden ('87)
Joan Jett ('87)
The Pretenders ('87)
Boston ('87)
Aerosmith ('87)
White Snake ('87)
Tesla ('87)
The Cult ('87)
Billy Idol ('87)
David Bowie ('87)
Def Leppard ('87)
Dokken ('88)
Scorpions ('88 and '91)
Metallica ('88)
Jimmy Page ('88)
Ted Nugent ('88, and '95)
Kiss ('88)
The Who ('89)
The Rolling Stones ('89)
Living Color ('89)
Steve Miller ('91)
Tom Petty ('92)

[GDC]

Skid Row might have been the greatest all-around hair band


I always thought Tesla should have caught on in a much bigger way


same goes for The Cult

[The Fake Don Dokken]

gdc-

The Cult was excellent live. They added a guitarist for the tour to keep the album sound true. Added For The Tour Guitar Guy was never on the album cover.

That gives me an idea for one of those Bud Light Real American Heroes - Mr. Added For The Tour Guitar Guy.

[GDC]

Ian Astbury is now "Jim Morrison".

[The Fake Don Dokken]

Yeah, I don't know how I feel about that. I guess at minimum they both like black leather pants.

[GDC]

I would need hear them before I passed judgement. He does look the part though.

In a tangential vein, I intend to see Merle Haggard at Cain's March 18.

This oughta end this thread...

[OUthunder]

I always enjoyed The Cult's music. Had a nice, clean, gritty sound. Skid Row should and could have been bigger. Bach has a great Rock voice!

[Spray]

This thread sucks.

[OUthunder]

Remember the Bullet Boys? They were fairly heavy.

http://www.angelfire.com/rock/bulletboys/bbs.gif

[The Fake Don Dokken]

Dude, this thread was almost at the bottom...in danger of the Never, Never Land of Page 2! :D

[OUthunder]

Its became my "Daily Cup of Coffee." And shootin the breeze with cool folks is pretty cool.

[GDC]

The Cult Electric=my favorite non Rush or Led Zep LP

[BajaOklahoma]

JWTK, You started what may end up being the greatest/longest thread of the off season. And became the greatest thread ender to boot. All in one thread.

Great jorb.
Seriously.

[OUinFLA]

Im too lazy to actually count all the subject matter discussed in this thread. Anyone want to make a guess?
How about up to this point.........and.........
how many by the time we have overloaded the internet and shut it down?

[GDC]

Super Troopers was on one of the HBO channels when I was on my elliptical trainer at 5 this morning. Funny ****e.

[The Fake Don Dokken]

Electric was the zenith for The Cult. Sure, Sonic Temple brought the most commercial success. But, the raw boldness of Electric is unmatched among Cult releases.

[OUthunder]

This is the first rock album that I've purchased in two years. Very good, IMO.

http://us.ent1.yimg.com/images.launch.yahoo.com/000/005/599/5599096.jpg

[The Fake Don Dokken]

Haven't heard it yet.

[caphorns]

I can remember as a college age person and for a while after I was really into "underground" bands as were most of my friends. Bands who didn't scream commercial success like Sonic Youth, the Butthole Surfers, Husker Du, the Pixies, Fugazi, Ministry, The The, Scraping Fetus From the Wheel (good lord that name was bad), Velvet Underground/Lou Reed. Then Nirvana, Smashing Pumpkins, Jane's Addiction, Nine Inch Nails, Soundgarden, etc. came along and commercialized the underground sound. Ever since then, there has been band after band come out with the underground sound and make it big time. Nickelback being one of the more recent incarnations and more of a throwback to the underground grunge era than the NuMetal Bands.

Frankly, I liked the rusty old sound and experimental nature of the original stuff. Even the earlier Nirvana, Soundgarden, etc. is better than the latest incarnations.

Are there still underground bands of the magnitude of Sonic Youth or are they just bands with no talent?

[SoonerV]

Remember the Bullet Boys? They were fairly heavy.

http://www.angelfire.com/rock/bulletboys/bbs.gif

She's got the Big Guns!

[The Fake Don Dokken]

The Sugarcubes were another late-80s college band that got some play. It spawned that Bjork chick, too. Icelandic women...who knew?

[SoonerV]

There is no way in hell that I could remember every, shoot 70% of the concerts I've seen much less the year.
I can remember my first was KISS in 1978 when I was in the 3rd grade.

[The Fake Don Dokken]

Those are the only ones I can remember.

[GDC]

I would have a hard time remembering most of them. I vaguely recall Sammy Hagar opening for ZZ Top at the fairground pavillion in Tulsa, early 80's. Many fights in the crowd and several fires being put out. My first was Cheap Trick (most underappreciated American rock band in history, imo) late 70's, same venue.

I've seen Rush and Uncle Ted the most often.

Nickelback continues to grow on me, the more of them I hear.

I haven't heard anyone mention Husker Du or Ministry in years. Good ****e.

How do you do an umlaut on a keyboard?

[The Fake Don Dokken]

The first concert I went to where a fire broke out was the Yngwie Malmsteen-AC/DC show in Dallas (day before OU-Texas, 1985). Some geniuses in the upper part of Reunion caught their seats on fire late in AC/DC's set.

[Jason White's Third Knee]

She's got the Big Guns!
Smooth up in ya!

[The Fake Don Dokken]

Dadgummit! I thought The Bullet Boys thing would just die.

<sigh>

Okay, so while we're at it...Enuf Z'nuf!

[sooneron]

The Cult Electric=my favorite non Rush or Led Zep LP
I really liked Peace Dog and King Contrary Man


On another note, I saw a fish in the gutter on the corner of 33rd and 6th Ave. It was just laying there. Really weird. It was a big fish too. Probably about 12 - 15 lbs. It really got me to thinking. Did the fish get dropped by somebody that had purchased it or did it fall off a truck? There aren't any fish markets for about 3 blocks from there. Over on 9th avenue, I believe there's one near the port authority. Which is really a cesspool believe me. I had to use the can there one time and my friend Kelli told me not to pick up the soap. It was a pretty funny moment, believe me. I think we were headed to a holiday party in Weehawken or Hoboken. I'm not sure what time of year it was, those days can get a little fuzzy for me. That fish kind of looked like a Muskie or something, weird stuff, naming a town Hoboken or Weehawken. I drank quite a bit of beer and vodka that night. Not together mind you, but the vodka then beer later as the night mellowed and the good booze ran out.


Maybe I was witnessing some sort of evolution.

[OUthunder]

Anyone remember Frehley's Comet? They actually had some good tunes. "Fallin Angel" was pretty heavy.

http://cdsampler.com/img.cgi/02028619772.jpg

[bri]

I think the fact that this thread has over 300 replies and remains near the top of the first page implies that you all sorta suck at ending threads.

[SoonersEnFuego]

The End.

[bri]

Nuh-uh.

[SoonersEnFuego]

Ok....Now it is.

[bri]

Nope, not quite.

[SoonersEnFuego]

Annnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnd.................

We're Clear!

beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep.

[OUthunder]

This is the anti-SO thread. This is a happy thread where all types of discussion are welcome. Please don't pollute it ...that mean you Bri. BTW, know where I can find a blue Boa?:D

Coffee anyone?

[bearcat_sooner]

Anyone remember Frehley's Comet? They actually had some good tunes. "Fallin Angel" was pretty heavy.

http://cdsampler.com/img.cgi/02028619772.jpg


Iron Maiden's new album kicks serious arse!!

http://www.ironmaiden.com/discography/discography_IMG/dod_l.jpg

[bri]

You guys all listen to Manstastic, don't you?

[TUSooner]

I think the fact that this thread has over 300 replies and remains near the top of the first page implies that you all sorta suck at ending threads.
ding! ding! ding! ding! ding! ding! ding! ding! ding! ding! ding! ding! ding! ding! ding! ding! ding! ding! ding! ding! ding! ding! ding!
WE HAVE a WINNER !!!!!!

[Jason White's Third Knee]

What the hell is Manstastic? That sounds sick... like pulcritude.


Anway, a warning. There is a new show on PBS by the makers of Teletubbies. It's called Boobah. It is a total acid trip peppered with homosexual inuendo. SVVWWT. The little characters are vivid colors like the Teletubbies, but they aren't different from each other exceot for color. Here's the odd part. The characters all look like penises. They fly and make weak farting noises when they take off and I swear the things make a circle and then a fog squirts out of the top of their heads. From the Electric Company to this? WTF? I'll find a pic.

[Jason White's Third Knee]

www.boobah.com (http://www.boobah.com)

It'll give you an idea, but nothing like watching the show. Their heads pop out of foreskins and everything.

[bri]

What the hell is Manstastic? That sounds sick... like pulcritude.
http://www.dieselsweeties.com/strips/sw761.png

[BajaOklahoma]

Try this link.
http://pbskids.org/boohbah/boohbah.html

Sad really. I miss the Captain.


Seriously.

[bri]

Heh.

[Jason White's Third Knee]

Doesn't do the penises justice though. The show has their heads popping out of that foreskin looking neck. It's so freaky, I just wonder how they get away with doing this stuff. I am starting to dislike PBS a lot. What's with having for shoot out of a little slit in on the top or their heads!

[OUthunder]

My kids watch that damn show. Now I'll see the characters as weiners from now on. Thanks a lot you sick ****!!!:D

BOOOOOOOOOO BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

***Public Notice*** Boobah is gay, but it makes my kids happy, so I "listen" to it.

That is all ...carry on.

[BajaOklahoma]

My kids watch that damn show. Now I'll see the characters as weiners from now on. Thanks a lot you sick ****!!!:D

BOOOOOOOOOO BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

***Public Notice*** Boobah is gay, but it makes my kids happy, so I "listen" to it.

That is all ...carry on.


Perhaps parental TV control? :D
Seriously, maybe for your son, until he turns one. But pull your daughter away from the TV. Quickly. ;)

Shocked!

[bri]

This thread still isn't dead, BTW.

[OUthunder]

This thread has more lives than a cat.

[BajaOklahoma]

This thread has more lives than a cat.

It's your fault. Everyone is trying to give you something to read while you drink your coffe. :D

[OUthunder]

It's your fault. Everyone is trying to give you something to read while you drink your coffe. :D



ALERT! ALERT! Grammar Police! Grammar Police!

You didn't spell "coffee" correctly. No pudding for you ... where did you go to college? OSU?:D

[BajaOklahoma]

ALERT! ALERT! Grammar Police! Grammar Police!

You didn't spell "coffee" correctly. No pudding for you ... where did you go to college? OSU?:D


Ouch! That hurt. I am going to blame it on my ISP.... I had 11 emails this morning that came through 3 times! What a pain! I am sure that the error wouldn't be a typo or lousy spelling, it must be my ISP!


Wishfully thinking!

[Jason White's Third Knee]

Baja, asked you some really important questions, like waaaaaaaaayyyyyy back but I can't remember what they were.


How did I make my letters slanty?

I was just watching discovery health and the sex addicts were on. I think I am addicted to sex with my wife. Is that possible? Am I supposed to be a junkie that never has access? Dangit.

[Jason White's Third Knee]

OK, now I am watching some show about hermaphrodites. Ambigious sex. This ought to suck.

I anm going to a poll.

[BajaOklahoma]

Baja, asked you some really important questions, like waaaaaaaaayyyyyy back but I can't remember what they were.

How did I make my letters slanty?


Rats, I try to answer when asked. Do you suppose my ISP is stealing those posts?

The slanty letters are called Italic letters. When you posted your message, you must have hit the I key - between B for bold and U for underline.

Informatively, you idiot! ;)

[Jason White's Third Knee]

Aaaah crap. I figured I would just ask if I should watch skinnamax or watch this downer. Hmmm. Any good movies on?

My wife went to Florida at the last minute on Friday. How cool is it for your fam to say "hey,l have one extra seat. do you or your husband want to go to fla?" It rocks, but I am the dumbass that says, "Go, hun. You need a break from the kiddo. I;ll stay and take care of her."

Crap! I want to see how I can make her one of those sex addicts.

[Jason White's Third Knee]

Rats, I try to answer when asked. Do you suppose my ISP is stealing those posts?

The slanty letters are called Italic letters. When you posted your message, you must have hit the I key - between B for bold and U for underline.

Informatively, you idiot! ;)
You go back and find that post, you idoit. Yes, I said idoit.

[Jason White's Third Knee]

Sweet!!!!!! Tenacious D is on HBO Comedy! I am watching!

[BajaOklahoma]

My wife went to Florida at the last minute on Friday. ..... I want to see how I can make her one of those sex addicts.


Hmmmmm. I wonder if she is hanging with OUinFLA? I would start worrying if she mentions him.
Some of my co-workers had this discussion last night. Men are microwaves and women are slow-cookers. :D You are off to a good start by letting her be the one to go to FLA. Now keep the house clean while she is gone, talk nice to her when she calls (I miss you but I am glad you are having a good time because you deserve it) and don't act like you expect it. Woo her. It could be kinda fun for you to see what makes her happy. You might be surprised when it is the little things..... filling up her tank with gas just so she won't have to stop on the way into work, clearing the dinner table or starting the coffee for her in the morning.
Dr. Phil can tell you the rest.

Seriously.

[Jason White's Third Knee]

Dude, I got ya. I would love for my wife to answer this one, because I do all of this stuff. I am a rough and tumble guy, who has always been called good looking, and even though I am an overweight 34 year old, I am boxing and lifting weights rigorously. I AM one of the romantic types that treates my woman to flowers and I shower her with fabulously wonderful words continueously. We have a killer friendship and always have, She has NO lesbian tendecies (damnit). She's not a foreplay gal. I don't get it.

[BajaOklahoma]

Dude, I got ya. I would love for my wife to answer this one, because I do all of this stuff. I am a rough and tumble guy, who has always been called good looking, and even though I am an overweight 34 year old, I am boxing and lifting weights rigorously. I AM one of the romantic types that treates my woman to flowers and I shower her with fabulously wonderful words continueously. We have a killer friendship and always have, She has NO lesbian tendecies (damnit). She's not a foreplay gal. I don't get it.

Ummmmmm? How to tell you that I could be your sister, not your brother? ;)
But I will tell you, since we just had Valentine's Day, some of the women that I work with did receive flowers - but they really didn't care for them. What a waste! So just pay attention to her reaction to your gifts. Helping around the house earns more brownie points than most guys realize. But only if it is an ongoing thing.

Dear Abby Jr.

[Jason White's Third Knee]

Dude, I know you are a chick. Don't sweat it. Hmm. i guess if you were my gal you'd be a sexahaulic. i do the gig to perfection, baby.

[OUthunder]

Baja's a "dude" ...BAWABAWABAWA! Dude looks like a lady?

[Jason White's Third Knee]

Jeez Thunder! Why are you on this thing at 8 am on Sunday? Sure, I was on it too, but I am a loser. I can't even end this damned thread. I guess I am too interesting.

Anyway, Baja, I know that flowers are a waste and that is why she likes them. She knows that I have only purchased flowers for her. I also send them to her office which is all women. This gives her people to show them off too, which is nice.

[OUthunder]

Jeez Thunder! Why are you on this thing at 8 am on Sunday? Sure, I was on it too, but I am a loser. I can't even end this damned thread. I guess I am too interesting.

Anyway, Baja, I know that flowers are a waste and that is why she likes them. She knows that I have only purchased flowers for her. I also send them to her office which is all women. This gives her people to show them off too, which is nice.

Getting ready for work! Someone has to do it.

[BajaOklahoma]

Jeez Thunder! Why are you on this thing at 8 am on Sunday? Sure, I was on it too, but I am a loser. I can't even end this damned thread. I guess I am too interesting.

Anyway, Baja, I know that flowers are a waste and that is why she likes them. She knows that I have only purchased flowers for her. I also send them to her office which is all women. This gives her people to show them off too, which is nice.


True, but you will earn even more points by doing it again - when there isn't a "special occasion" other than you were thinking of her. Then all the other women are going to drool. :D A husband of one of our teachers sent her a plant or arrangement during the first week of school - every year. Just to let her know that he knew it was a tough week and was thinking of her. Major points with the other women. He would also occassionally drop by with a nice take out lunch for her and her grade level teachers (usually a total of 4). Major points again.

[OUinFLA]

I was trying to find DrRuth.com............
I think I have.

[OUthunder]

I was trying to find DrRuth.com............
I think I have.

Now, if you could only find your balls!
Just kidding.;)

Next caller.

[BajaOklahoma]

This thread will go forever - is has everything. Sex, drama.... uhhh, whatever. ;)

[jk the sooner fan]

True, but you will earn even more points by doing it again - when there isn't a "special occasion" other than you were thinking of her. Then all the other women are going to drool. :D A husband of one of our teachers sent her a plant or arrangement during the first week of school - every year. Just to let her know that he knew it was a tough week and was thinking of her. Major points with the other women. He would also occassionally drop by with a nice take out lunch for her and her grade level teachers (usually a total of 4). Major points again.

us men hate this....you go home and whine to your husband "so and so got flowersssssssss, her hubby is soooooooooo sweet....i wish you'd do that for me"

maaaaaaajor guilt trip....we're always trying to live up to standards set by some man we dont even know! ;)

[BajaOklahoma]

Exactly! That's just another one of the reasons that we like him. :D


Yoiu guys are smart. You could learn. ;)

[Jason White's Third Knee]

I was drinking a couple of beers yesterday and I decided that Bud Light isn't really very good unless it's hot out. If it's cold out, like it is here, I think that the richer beers are more appropriate. I was having one called Kostritzer. I liked it. I like the malty-er beers too, but this one hit the spot.

Up here we have a brand from Kalamazoo called Bells and if you EVAR have the chance to buy it, do. I like the amber the best. It is a very full beer. You can just taste how much malt they use. It's delicious. It's also pricey. I hadn't heard of it when I lived down south, but it comes highly recommended. We have another one from Chicago called Goose Island. It's a nice beer the quality of Sam Adams. The taste is similar with the biggest difference in the hop character. You might try that one too, if you can get it. One that is more universal is Young's. They have an ale called Ramrod that is great. Just a few suggestions.

[The Fake Don Dokken]

I still like Heineken as well as the Mexican imports. Zima is for me to poop on.

[Jason White's Third Knee]

I like heineken too. It's got a nice bitterness to it. Corona needs the lime in my opinion. Sol is a much better beer if you want the Corona style. Tecate is pretty good and is really low calorie. Dos Equis amber is really smooth, but the Special Lager ain't. Mi gusto Modelo y Pacifico mucho.

[OUthunder]

Leinenkugel’s Creamy Dark Lager. I had one of these yesterday and it was very good.


http://www.leinie.com/brewery_pages/taproom/creamy_dark.asp

[Jason White's Third Knee]

I have had a few leinies, but not that one. I'll giive it a try.

[sooneron]

Never put anything called ramrod in your mouth!

[Jason White's Third Knee]

Never put anything called ramrod in your mouth!
It gets worse. Another one of their beers is Dirty Dick's. Beer is transcendent of sophomoric implications. It is a gentleman's drink. So, drink up, I say. Go ahead. Get cranked.

[The Fake Don Dokken]

http://www.curemode.com/tye/tyegreyp.jpg

[OUthunder]

If your a coffee lover you have to give this flavor a try. It is very smooth.

http://www.starbucks.com/ourcoffees/product.asp?category%5Fname=Smooth&product%5Fid=NGP

[Jason White's Third Knee]

If your a coffee lover you have to give this flavor a try. It is very smooth.

http://www.starbucks.com/ourcoffees/product.asp?category%5Fname=Smooth&product%5Fid=NGP
Our community has no starbuck's. Well, we have a little one in a bookstore but that doesn't count.

[SoonerV]

I like heineken too. It's got a nice bitterness to it. Corona needs the lime in my opinion. Sol is a much better beer if you want the Corona style. Tecate is pretty good and is really low calorie. Dos Equis amber is really smooth, but the Special Lager ain't. Mi gusto Modelo y Pacifico mucho.

Modelo es bueno

[The Fake Don Dokken]

Crap. I thought for sure Darth Vader asking for Grey Poupon would kill then thread :D

[Jason White's Third Knee]

http://mywebpage.netscape.com/paulhb19692/Darth.jpg

Pffft. Don't get me started.

[OUthunder]

Honor is everything.

http://netnet.net/~mcdorn/worf.jpg

[bri]

http://netnet.net/%7Emcdorn/worf.jpg

It is a good day for this thread to die!

[OUthunder]

Make it so!

http://members.aol.com/lucyhardng/poembook/picard3.gif

[Jason White's Third Knee]

It's time for a little thread spirit around here. Recant that Belushi scene from Animal House in your head a few ttimes. You know, "Was it over when the Gemans bombed pearl harbor?" You'll get the hang of it.

Besides, Belushi was great.

[OUthunder]

This thread is a hell of a lot better than the "Gay Marriage" thread over on the SO.

With that said ...ENGAGE!

[Jason White's Third Knee]

The South Oval makes me feel all dirty and stuff.

[OUthunder]

Plus, everyone is welcome here. Its kinda like Cheers.

Sometimes you wanna go ...

[Jason White's Third Knee]

Plus I am getting a lot of good info off of here. My favorite protien bars are:

EAS Myoplex Deluxe- S'mores
Designer Whey- Detour
Labrada- Italian Amaretto Fudge

[The Fake Don Dokken]

Anything with Whey Protein in it has always made me crap like an ox.

http://www.topsfieldfair.org/tour/ox%20pull/MVC-873F.JPG

[OUthunder]

This is the only Ox that I like or care to discuss. BTW, I own a set of these wedges and they are freakin awesome!



http://www.mizunousa.com/products.nsf/ProductSearch/8AECCEA6376D871085256C13004FB427?opendocument

[Jason White's Third Knee]

Anything that has 45lbs. of feed in it makes me crap like an ox.

[OUthunder]

Jello pudding

http://www.franklarosa.com/ThumbnailServlet?image=/vinyl/BigImg/cosby.jpg&width=350&smooth=1

[The Fake Don Dokken]

Yeah, the old Crosby albums were good.

[OUinFLA]

I have solicited outsiders to help this thead die:

http://www.shooting.iofm.net/

[The Fake Don Dokken]

By the way, I was #400.

[OUthunder]

I have solicited outsiders to help this thead die:

http://www.shooting.iofm.net/Heh, Heh.

Just bring in the heavy hitta's.


http://www.hbo.com/sopranos/img/252x190/episodes/season05/ep53_silvio_paulie.jpg
http://www.hbo.com/img/core_template/spacer.gif

[The Fake Don Dokken]

Here's the score:

In addition to starting the thread, chalk Jason White's Third Knee up for post number #150, #200, and #250.

Me and BajaOklahoma are a close second with Baja taking #100 and #350, and yours truly taking #300 and #400.

TUSooners is the only other on the board, posting #50.

Here's to 400 more

http://www.canadiancyclist.com/races01/tdl/s2_elephant.jpg

[OUthunder]

What am I ...

chopped liver?

I'm hurt.

[TUSooner]

Wow, man. I'm truly honored to be a dishonorable mention!
I would also like to point out that in the past few days, while you ace thread-enders were extending this thread to eternity and beyond, I have started - and ended - 2 lead-balloon threads that plummeted to p.2 without a single reply. Of course, there were a few lookers, but I take it as a matter of pathetic pride that a total of 200 folks looked at the 2 threads, and nobody found anything remotely reply-worthy in either one. Dang! I feel like a new man!

[OUthunder]

Wow, man. I'm truly honored to be a dishonorable mention!
I would also like to point out that in the past few days, while you ace thread-enders were extending this thread to eternity and beyond, I have started - and ended - 2 lead-balloon threads that plummeted to p.2 without a single reply. Of course, there were a few lookers, but I take it as a matter of pathetic pride that a total of 200 folks looked at the 2 threads, and nobody found anything remotely reply-worthy in either one. Dang! I feel like a new man!

How does it feel to post to yourself? Kind sad and cool all rolled up into one, huh?

Heh.

[TUSooner]

How does it feel to post to yourself? Kind sad and cool all rolled up into one, huh?

Heh.
It's a bit like sex in a way...uhh, never mind.

[The Fake Don Dokken]

Thunder,
As of that post your were #405! Have a cigar!

http://www.ugsu.org/system/file/91/image/cigar-girls.jpeg

[OUthunder]

Nothing sexier than a woman with a cigar in her mouth. Well almost nothing.:D

[The Fake Don Dokken]

Thunder,
That comment just earned you #410!http://thumbs2.madthumbs.com/thumbs/399731.jpg

[OUthunder]

Thank you! I feel included now.

But how could we forget about ...

http://www.angelfire.com/mi/Lewinsky/images/lewinsky.gif

[bri]

http://www.nationalcynical.com/Images/humor-political/bush-and-cheney.jpg

Heh-heh, $3 a gallon! Cool!

[OUinFLA]

Anyone who opens this thread now, and actually reads all the posts to this point.........
REALLY HAS NO LIFE AT ALL!!!!!!!

:D

[bri]

Yeah, good point.

[afs]

i'm there.

[afs]

nevermind, 1 page and i don't see the point.

[OUthunder]

Go back to the SO. It suits the miserable and unhappy so well!!!

[afs]

sounds like i should go and post some early Radiohead lyrics.

[OUthunder]

Coffee ...the first meal of the day!

http://a1259.g.akamai.net/f/1259/5586/1d/images.art.com/images/PRODUCTS/Regular/10055000/10055428.jpg

[The Fake Don Dokken]

Yeah, this is the now The Happy, Never-ending Thread. This thread is not about politics or rivalry or sport. This thread is about cigars, cheese, Rudy and Michael Schenker, hand puppets, and the like.

Those who demand every thread have a cogent point should go to ouinsiders.com and sell their souls to James Hale...or just go all the way and become an Oklahoma State/Robert Allen cultist.

The bottom line is this...if you don't like the The Never-ending, Greatest-ending Thread, go spew your vile thoughts about it in South Oval -

http://www.sff.net/people/lwe/miscellaneous/martians.jpg

[OUthunder]

Don't forget the rock n roll.

[SoonerV]

Don't forget the rock n roll.

It's been a long time since I've rock and rolled

[OUthunder]

Plus, this might possibly be the only thread on the entire board that doesn't have to do with politics, fudgepacking & religion.

[TUSooner]

Yeah, this is the now The Happy, Never-ending Thread. This thread is not about politics or rivalry or sport. This thread is about cigars, cheese, Rudy and Michael Schenker, hand puppets, and the like.
Yep, when it comes to thread ending, this thread is a failure. [fake Irish accent=] but it's a glorrrious failure! [/fake Irish accent] And the best thing about it - you can jump on any time and have no idea what anybody's talked about for the last 4 pages, and it just doesn't matter.

[Jason White's Third Knee]

I have boxing tonight and I am hyped. I am going to kick that bag's *** like it was a big gay presbyterian democrat.

[Spray]

Quizno's Spongemonkeys. Discuss.

[TUSooner]

Quizno's Spongemonkeys. Discuss.
Memorable, amusing, but they make not want to eat there.

[bearcat_sooner]

Ah yes...........Michael Schenker.........UFO & MSG.

[OUthunder]

I piddy da foo!

http://members.aol.com/immurdoc/a-team/graphics/th88turn.jpg

[KansasSooner]

I was the only one that hadnt posted on this thread. It is now over...done

[BajaOklahoma]

I was the only one that hadnt posted on this thread. It is now over...done


Nevar!

[Jason White's Third Knee]

My guilty pleasure bands or artists:
Wilson Phillips
Brittney Spears
Culture Club
The Carpenters
Hansen
N'sync

Sorry. It's just those damned catchy choruses. I nevar wanted to have Karma Chameleon in my head, but it stuck like ready spaghetti.

I am sure that there are cheesier bands that I have blocked out.

Go ahead. Guilty pleasure bands?

[OUthunder]

Poison
Nora Jones
U2
Garth Brooks
Madonna

I don't wanna like there songs, but I just can't help myself sometimes.

[Jason White's Third Knee]

Sorry dude. The only one that really fits on that list is Poison. Everyone else on that list has street cred.

[Jason White's Third Knee]

"Hi, I am OUThunder and my guilty pleasure band is The Beatles. I just can't get "yesterday" out of my head. Oh yeah, and I think that Eric Clapton is cool too.. Teeheee. "

Pffft. You gotta throw the cheese up there man! Like, like , like.... dang. Like the bands I named!

[Spray]

Hey, dude, Poison's got mad street cred.

[OUthunder]

"Hi, I am OUThunder and my guilty pleasure band is The Beatles. I just can't get "yesterday" out of my head. Oh yeah, and I think that Eric Clapton is cool too.. Teeheee. "

Pffft. You gotta throw the cheese up there man! Like, like , like.... dang. Like the bands I named!

OK! OK! My wife made me listen to Rickey Martin when we went to the Carribean a few years ago. I kinda like it ...Does that count as cheese?

[Jason White's Third Knee]

Hey, dude, Poison's got mad street cred.
Yeah... and I can dunk. Poison put the succ in success. They are really, really bad musicians. Really.


Now, Ricky Martin! That is a guilty pleasure artist there. Catchy tunes and no street cred. Now we're talking. What else do we have now?

[Spray]

Poison bashing is so uncool.

[SoonerV]

Do you remember Michael Bolton when he was metal? He had that song called Fools Game, I think. He used to dress like Coverdale or Bon Jovi. All I can remember from the video is a black Les Paul guitar and a floor that was lit up from underneath.

[Jason White's Third Knee]

Poison bashing is so uncool.
No, Poison is so uncool. I can't believe that I am capitalizing it!

[OUinFLA]

My favorite fishing reels are:
baitcaster: Shimano Curado updated with #7 bearings
spinning: daiwa tournament ss 1300. bullet proof in salt water.
For rods, I have several Redbone ML and Medium. Very sensitive.
Line: Spiderwire Stealth. Soft, flexible, minimal wind knots.
Favorite lures: Cal Glo jerk bait, DOA shrimp, Exude baby bass.

[Jason White's Third Knee]

I completely suck at fishing. I love to fish, but I don't know what i am doing. I used to bay fish in Newport Bay in Cali, and I used to catch great fish all of the time. Now, I lose my hook, or hook my hand, or just sit there for an hour and when i get one, it's like a sorry catfish or a little fish. Now, lure fishing for me is even worse.

[OUthunder]

Anybody can fish, but it takes real talent to drive your vehicle on a frozen lake, pitch a house, and do some ice fishing in sub-degree temperatures.

I think that they are all read neck morons!

[OUthunder]

***On A Side Note***

This thread gets more "play" than J-Lo.

[Jason White's Third Knee]

Read neck, reed neck, or redneck.

[OUthunder]

read ...they are well read. redneck means from the southern part of the USA. Everyone in Minnesota thinks that they're "well read". Get your **** straight!:D

[Jason White's Third Knee]

So

[Jason White's Third Knee]

Confusing.


#450

[OUinFLA]

Anyone else notice an absence of horns on this thread?
:)

[OUthunder]

Its above their intelligence level. Plus, They spend all of their time focusing on gdc anyway.

[BajaOklahoma]

Anyone else notice an absence of horns on this thread?
:)

I am glad to see that you are back..... I have been checking the obits! ;)
And if you came close to the 450th post on this thread...... That JWTK! He is so lucky!
And watch - the 500th will be while I am at work!

And I love the lack of horns on here!

Did you notice that the ducks are starting to register? When they get obnoxious, just quack at them.

[OUinFLA]

Did you notice that the ducks are starting to register? When they get obnoxious, just quack at them.

Do you know what a Duck can do, that a goose can't, and a lawyer should?
.
.
.
.
Stick his bill up his a$$

:D

[OUthunder]

Get a room.

[OUinFLA]

Get a room.

This "never ending thread" is the size of a room.
:D

[OUthunder]

This "never ending thread" is the size of a room.
:D

Yeah. a mansion.

[GDC]

I have declared this thread an official Insane Whorn Posse Free Zone

If its okay with Phil...

[SoonersEnFuego]

I want to break 500 posts before this ends.

[SoonersEnFuego]

ok?

[SoonersEnFuego]

Sorry, I'm milking it.

Not that.

[OUinFLA]

I want to break 500 posts before this ends.

you mean just in this thread alone?

[Hook 'Em Horns]

Just for you cgd

[TUSooner]

Even the Rolling Stones sang about Pavlov's dog. Today the Inane Morning Trivia staff sadly notes the passing of the owner of Pavlov's dogs, Ivan Petrovich Pavlov (b. 1849) who died on Feb. 27, 1936. Pavlov won the 1904 Nobel Prize in Physiology and Medicine. He developed the concept of a conditioned reflex. He would ring a bell just prior to feeding a hungry dog; the dog salivated when the food appeared. After a while, the dog would salivate at the sound of a bell, even when no food was forthcoming.

[Jason White's Third Knee]

Damn TU. That WAS an ender, but I am going to post this anyway.

[TUSooner]

Damn TU. That WAS an ender, but I am going to post this anyway.
Thank you. At this point, I'm not sure I want the responsibility of ending the endless thread. I figured Pavlov would get everybody excited, maybe even salivating. hmmmm. maybe not

[Rhino]

I'd really like to see this thread disappear.

[bri]

Ain't gonna happen, though.

[Jason White's Third Knee]

Bri and Rhino, why you gotta be like that? This is a fun thread. You don't have to hate. Both of you need to suck it up and post some inane crap on this thread like the rest of us. I've read many of your posts and they aren't all gems either. Those most resembling turds are the ones that you post here. Got it?

[OUthunder]

Bri and Rhino, why you gotta be like that? This is a fun thread. You don't have to hate. Both of you need to suck it up and post some inane crap on this thread like the rest of us. I've read many of your posts and they aren't all gems either. Those most resembling turds are the ones that you post here. Got it?


:D

[Rhino]

http://www.philsch.k12.pa.us/schools/bodine/studentwebpages/dominikcarrasco/haterade.gif

[OUthunder]

http://www.umanitoba.ca/manitoban/20020206/images/swollenmembersphoto.gif


http://www.umanitoba.ca/manitoban/20020206/arts_3.shtml

[OUinFLA]

Bri and Rhino, why you gotta be like that? This is a fun thread. You don't have to hate. Both of you need to suck it up and post some inane crap on this thread like the rest of us. I've read many of your posts and they aren't all gems either. Those most resembling turds are the ones that you post here. Got it?

in·ane (in-an?) adjective
in·an·er, in·an·est
Lacking sense or substance; empty:

That about nails it!
:D

[bearcat_sooner]

That about nails it!
:D

Hammer & nails...........

[bearcat_sooner]

Fact of the Day
To say "hello" in Sri Lanka, a person must place their palms together under the chin and bow slightly.

[KC//CRIMSON]

newbies just don't get it.......... :rolleyes:

[TUSooner]

"Hi, I am OUThunder and my guilty pleasure band is The Beatles. I just can't get "yesterday" out of my head. Oh yeah, and I think that Eric Clapton is cool too.. Teeheee. "

Pffft. You gotta throw the cheese up there man! Like, like , like.... dang. Like the bands I named!

Did OUThunder really call the Beatles a "guilty pleasure" band? Shame, If I'd seen that I would have ranted. Half the stuff out there today is just imitation Beatles. Well, the Ed Sullivan years Beatles could MAYBE fit in the semi-cheezy category...maybe. But jeez, Thunder, yer makin me feel even OLDER than I should feel.

[OUthunder]

Did OUThunder really call the Beatles a "guilty pleasure" band? Shame, If I'd seen that I would have ranted. Half the stuff out there today is just imitation Beatles. Well, the Ed Sullivan years Beatles could MAYBE fit in the semi-cheezy category...maybe. But jeez, Thunder, yer makin me feel even OLDER than I should feel.

I nevar said that about the Beatles! They were well before my time. So you can rest easy. I did say that Garth Brooks and Madonna were guily pleasures though.

He was being hypothetical I hope.

[TUSooner]

I nevar said that about the Beatles! They were well before my time....

Thanks, that makes me feel lots younger.... :D

[Jason White's Third Knee]

I was being sarcastic, because he named acts that have won grammys and have had tons of hits, critical acclaim. Not even close to bands that you should feel guilty about. Ok,ok. I got one. I have another guilty pleasure band right here. I would actually listen to a song by:

Milli Vanilli

[OUthunder]

I wish Madonna were a guilty pleasure in more ways than one ...OOPS. She's a dirty, guilty pleasure.

[Jason White's Third Knee]

If you want to catch the aids then go for it. Besides you can't be guilty about a wanting to dink a superstar chick unless you actually do it and even then it might not count.

Madonna is not a guilty pleasure artist. Tiffany and Debbie Gibson are guilty pleasure artists. The Bay City Rollers, GAH! Is this SO hard that I have to keep explaining it? Dang!

[OUthunder]

What about one album wonder Cyndi Lauper or Michael Jackson? They have to be guilty pleasure ...right? I know that they've won awards and all but GEEZ.

[TUSooner]

I was being sarcastic, because he named acts that have won grammys and have had tons of hits, critical acclaim. Not even close to bands that you should feel guilty about. Ok,ok. I got one. I have another guilty pleasure band right here. I would actually listen to a song by:

Milli Vanilli
Oh. I didn't think I had to be paying attention to post on this thread. My bad. :D
How about the Go-Gos?

[OUthunder]

Oh. I didn't think I had to be paying attention to post on this thread. My bad. :D
How about the Go-Gos?

Guilty pleasure in more ways than one indeedy!:D

[OUinFLA]

newbies just don't get it.......... :rolleyes:


Right,,,,,,,,,and all us old guys have it under control????????????
:D

[OUinFLA]

Guilty pleasure or not, one of my favorite "old timers" band was the Zombies followed closely by the Kinks. That ought to out date most of you.
:)

[OUthunder]

Hey ...I've heard of the Kinks, and actually like a few of there tunes. I know not of the Zombies though.

[SoonersEnFuego]

Milli Vanilli? 3rd Leg?

No.

[SoonersEnFuego]

What about Orchestral Manuevers in the Dark?

[OUthunder]

OK! OK! My ALL-TIME guilty pleasure musician was .... WHAM! A girl that I was dating in high school picked that cd over Lynnard Skynnard. I immediately dumped her!

[bri]

http://www.planetboredom.net/pix/data/media/2/***.jpg.

[OUthunder]

Brilliant

[BajaOklahoma]

Right,,,,,,,,,and all us old guys have it under control????????????
:D


Ummmmm, I thought YOU did! Must be that third star blinding me. :eek:

I thought Bearcat's innane comment fit right in.

Thunder, I am so glad to see your daughter's pic back - I smile everytime I see it. Though your son is cute too.

We had a group from work meet for happy hour. The $2 drinks really made us happy.

[OUinFLA]

appears to have been more than an hour
:D

[Jason White's Third Knee]

What about one album wonder Cyndi Lauper or Michael Jackson? They have to be guilty pleasure ...right? I know that they've won awards and all but GEEZ.
You are killing dude! MJ had Off the Wall, Thriller, Bad, and the album with Black and White, not to mention a string of hits with his bros. Cyndi had more than one hit. She had Girls just wanna have fun, AND true colors, and has sung on critically acclaimed albums. She had some other hits too, but I can't remember that far back.

Who else is a guilty pleasure of yours? Let's see... Stevie Wonder? Jimi Hendrix? Bach????

[Jason White's Third Knee]

What about Orchestral Manuevers in the Dark?
That is a great one. I wouldn't have wanted to admit that. Yeeuuuccchh.

[Jason White's Third Knee]

OK! OK! My ALL-TIME guilty pleasure musician was .... WHAM! A girl that I was dating in high school picked that cd over Lynnard Skynnard. I immediately dumped her!
So, did YOU like Wham? That's a damned guilty pleasure tune for sure, that Wake Me Up before you GoGo tune. Damned catchy.


OH! I got another one. Don't worry, be Happy.... Wait, No that's not one, because I actually hated that song.

Got one. You Spin Me Right Round Baby- Dead or Alive. Sadly, I loved that tune.

[Jason White's Third Knee]

http://www.planetboredom.net/pix/data/media/2/***.jpg.
Dude, you are so jealous of this thread. How does it feel to be a regular poster of this board and not be a part of this cool club. Man, you must have felt like Tiger Woods at Fuzzy Zellar's masters meal.

[Jason White's Third Knee]

I am SOOOOOOOOOOO #500.

[SoonersEnFuego]

cheater

[SoonersEnFuego]

Afrosquad.com