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Mongo
7/27/2007, 03:19 PM
I was never able to light my own farts. I have tried countless times, but still unable to do it. I think it has something to do with the lighter/sphincter alignment
royalfan5
7/27/2007, 03:20 PM
Work a combination lock. I've never been able to master them in my three or so tries.
rufnek05
7/27/2007, 03:21 PM
but have you tried farting in a can and lighting the fart on fire that way?
Scott D
7/27/2007, 03:21 PM
but have you tried farting in a can and lighting the fart on fire that way?

can anyone doubt that this young man has done a few too many hits?
rufnek05
7/27/2007, 03:24 PM
i saw it in "jack" a long time ago and i've always wanted to try it.
mdklatt
7/27/2007, 03:30 PM
I can't snap my fingers with my right hand, even though I'm right-handed.
King Crimson
7/27/2007, 03:31 PM
i can't whistle very loud, just one of those things i guess. and i did play sax for a while just fine. so as Pat or Paris Hilton would say: i know how to blow. :D
The Maestro
7/27/2007, 03:34 PM
I cry after climax.


Oh, wait...wrong thread.
mikeelikee
7/27/2007, 03:49 PM
I can't snap my fingers with my right hand, even though I'm right-handed.

That's weird--I feel ya! I'm also right-handed, and though I can snap my fingers somewhat on my right hand, it's much louder on my left. Then again, both Phil Mickleson and Mike Wier are right-handed, but have crafted out very successful professional golf careers playing left-handed. :confused:
Petro-Sooner
7/27/2007, 03:51 PM
Water ski.
mdklatt
7/27/2007, 03:54 PM
That's weird--I feel ya! I'm also right-handed, and though I can snap my fingers somewhat on my right hand, it's much louder on my left.

Yeah. I can physically do the snapping motion--same as with my left hand--but there's no "snap".
skycat
7/27/2007, 04:08 PM
Yeah. I can physically do the snapping motion--same as with my left hand--but there's no "snap".

Have you burned off your fingerprints with acid to avoid prosecution?
Frozen Sooner
7/27/2007, 04:16 PM
I can't do the super-loud two-fingers in your mouth whistle. I can, however, whistle normally quite well.

I have never been able to say "boobies" without grinning.
soonerbrat
7/27/2007, 04:26 PM
i can't gleek
jk the sooner fan
7/27/2007, 04:59 PM
i cant eat just one potato chip
King Crimson
7/27/2007, 05:07 PM
i cant eat just one potato chip

don't blame yourself. it's Lay's that did that to you. ;)
olevetonahill
7/27/2007, 07:09 PM
Hit Marilyn Monroe ! Dayum kennedys
OUDoc
7/27/2007, 07:14 PM
i can't gleek
Me, either. My brother could, which sucked growing up.
StoopTroup
7/27/2007, 07:19 PM
I rented this blockbuster video last night for the kids...

"Thunderpants"

Talk about lighting your farts on fire....

It would make even Tailwind prOUd....:D

http://www.badmovieplanet.com/unknownmovies/pictures/thunderpants2.jpg
StoopTroup
7/27/2007, 07:20 PM
Oh...

I've never been to the Space Station.

I'd like to go someday.
soonerinabilene
7/27/2007, 08:22 PM
Water ski.
same here. I can snow ski. Heck, I can wakeboard from sun up to sun down. But put two skis on my feet in the water and I become a retard with a rope in my hands.
Howzit
7/27/2007, 08:27 PM
I was never able to nail the cold fusion dealio.
phead903
7/27/2007, 08:29 PM
Out last OleVet on a DT thread!
sanantoniosooner
7/27/2007, 08:45 PM
http://www.soonerfans.com/forums/showthread.php?t=52143
StoopTroup
7/28/2007, 01:56 AM
Out last OleVet on a DT thread!
You should have picked tonight...