An Open Letter To Sooner Scooter:

[critical_phil]

Dear Sooner Scooter (if that is your real handle),



i just turned in my last paper.

after a short walk across the stage on saturday, i will be a bona fide sooner fan.

so, what i guess i'm trying to say is, SUCK IT!


<3,

c_p





p.s. a special thanks goes out to soonerbrat. without her, i would be a lowly alum of Edmond High School - Broncho Branch.

[TUSooner]

Does this concern some troll bait about "Only OU Grads can be REAL Sooner fans?"

[SicEmBaylor]

Does this concern some troll bait about "Only OU Grads can be REAL Sooner fans?"
Yes, I remember that thread. It was glorious.

[critical_phil]

Does this concern some troll bait about "Only OU Grads can be REAL Sooner fans?"



yeh, i couldn't find the thread.

[Howzit]

Is this degree considered a BSHW?

I would alo like to thank soonerbrat and ChickSoonerFan, for the countless nekkid pillow fight Howzit dreams in which they have participated.

[critical_phil]

Is this degree considered a BSHW?


yes, with a minor in suppositories.

[JohnnyMack]

I heard Sooner Scooter had a sex change and is now living in Sao Paulo, Brazil.

[Howzit]

c_p's an enema of the state!

[critical_phil]

I heard Sooner Scooter had a sex change and is now living in Sao Paulo, Brazil.


i heard he's in Nashville chasing after Jack Ingram......

[TUSooner]

Yes, I remember that thread. It was glorious.
I bit on it like... well... like something that bites real good. :O :D

[Howzit]

i heard he's in Nashville chasing after Jack Ingram......

If heard he's cruising the local high school campus.

[Mongo]

Dibs on the first sponge bath

[critical_phil]

Dibs on the first sponge bath


dude, take a number.

[Okla-homey]

Not so fast my fine feathered friend. You can't be a full-fledged member of the Sooner Nation unless and until you purchase a 40,000 dollar Tahoe.

[soonerboomer93]

i'm sorry, but aren't you going to OU-HSC

you have to graduate from Norman to be a full fledged fan, otherwise, you can only cheer on the athletic trainers at the football games...

[OU4LIFE]

ah that thread was money, we were still pulling in suckers 9 months after....

good times....good times...

oh, and I guess congrats are in order cp. grats man.

[OUDoc]

Now, quit lounging around and get a job.


Oh, congrats, c_p. :D

[critical_phil]

Now, quit lounging around and start getting paid for the job you've been doing for free.




tell me about it, sister.

[OUDoc]

tell me about it, sister.
Don't kid yourself. You were paying them.

[Mixer!]

Congrats, c_p.

BOOMER!







:D

[soonerbrat]

hey, that's fantastic! Congrats!!

[StoopTroup]

Not every guy can become a Male Nurse...

Congrats CP ! ! !

Well Done. :D

[Beef]

Congrats, c_p.

[1stTimeCaller]

Scooter wants me to tell you that you have to burn all of the OU shirts and anything with the OU logo on it that you purchased before you enrolled. He says that those are dirty.

He also says congrats and wants to know if you can write him a script for Lortab and get a friend of his some free samples of Valtrex.

[critical_phil]

sorry i'm late on the thank yous.


i've been having password problems the past couple of days....

[Gandalf_The_Grey]

Did both of your parents graduate from OU? We don't need no filthy half-breeds or mudbloods soiling our university!!! Which legitimate heir to the OU's powers did you steal?