View Full Version : Bought a new toothbrush with "gum massaging" bristles
Penguin
7/25/2007, 10:25 AM
They should be renamed as "gum shredding" bristles.
Who invented this torture device? :mad:
mdklatt
7/25/2007, 10:58 AM
They should be renamed as "gum shredding" bristles.
You obviously aren't flossing enough. Bastard.
critical_phil
7/25/2007, 12:15 PM
you bastert.
Who invented this torture device? :mad:
Obviously, an aggy. If it were anyone else they'd have called it a teethbrush.
HI-YO!!
Mixer!
7/25/2007, 12:17 PM
:les: PENGUINS GOT GUMS!! ...AND TEEF!!
Penguin
7/25/2007, 04:35 PM
You obviously aren't flossing enough. Bastard.
So, why am I bleeding 1/8th of an inch above my gumline? I don't remember being taught how to "floss" up there.
I'm not bleeding betwixt my teeth.
Smartass.
mdklatt
7/25/2007, 06:02 PM
So, why am I bleeding 1/8th of an inch above my gumline?
:les: GINGIVITIS!
Penguin
7/25/2007, 07:25 PM
Well, I was chewing taffy today and 3 teeth popped out. How do you explain that?
mdklatt
7/25/2007, 07:44 PM
Well, I was chewing taffy today and 3 teeth popped out. How do you explain that?
:les: ADVANCED GINGIVITIS!
Put those suckers in milk. They'll last longer until you can get them popped back in.
Penguin
7/25/2007, 07:57 PM
Put those suckers in milk. They'll last longer until you can get them popped back in.
Nah, I already superglued them back in.
OCUDad
7/25/2007, 08:17 PM
Well, I was chewing taffy today and 3 teeth popped out. How do you explain that?I don't know, but Taffy was mighty upset about it.
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