Remember Branson Girl?

[SicEmBaylor]

I'm sure everyone remembers "Branson Girl", the chick who stood me up in...Branson.

Anywhoo, afterward I tried asking her what happened and she never returned my calls or e-mail so after a week or so I gave up on her and we never spoke again.

That was a year ago, and last night she apparently unblocked me on MSN and started talking to me like not a damned thing had happened. I finally told her I wasn't interested in speaking with her after costing me $$.

So, WTF is wrong with women that they'd blow you off and not speak to you for a year and then just randomly try to strike up a convo like nothing happened.

Crazy *** biznitch.

[Hatfield]

that was a year ago? wow time flies when you are getting stood up in hillbilly vegas

[Osce0la]

you do realize she was hitting you up last night because she is single again and wanted to get some...right?

[Widescreen]

Your dreams are getting more elaborate.

[Boomer.....]

Have SicEM ex beat her ***

[dolemitesooner]

I'm sure everyone remembers "Branson Girl", the chick who stood me up in...Branson.

Anywhoo, afterward I tried asking her what happened and she never returned my calls or e-mail so after a week or so I gave up on her and we never spoke again.

That was a year ago, and last night she apparently unblocked me on MSN and started talking to me like not a damned thing had happened. I finally told her I wasn't interested in speaking with her after costing me $$.

So, WTF is wrong with women that they'd blow you off and not speak to you for a year and then just randomly try to strike up a convo like nothing happened.

Crazy *** biznitch.
she never messaged you last night...
Man we can read right thru this **** man....

Your stories are like chicken wire....You can see thru them and they are full of holes and covered in ****

[yermom]

you do realize she was hitting you up last night because she is single again and wanted to get some...right?

yep. he missed his chance to PIIHB

[springs sooner]

someone get the devil a coat, he must be cold SicEm turned down a "female"

[SicEmBaylor]

She really did message me last night. She's moving from Springfield to some little suburb or district of Kansas City. I can't remember the name but it reminds me of "Coral Gables" or some crap like that.

Anyway, I never got a final reply out of her because the net went down here last night and didn't come back up until today so we'll see if she says anything to me again.

I'll add her to my Facebook and see if she's single at the moment.

[Osce0la]

I'll add her to my Facebook and see if she's single at the moment.
she is, you blew her off, another missed opportunity...

[OKLA21FAN]

is this the one that her mother HATES YOU, and even her little brother HATES you??

I heard she wrote you a note about it or some such.

[Beef]

I'll add her to my Facebook and see if she's single at the moment.
Save yourself some time and just find a friend to kick you in the nuts.

[Beef]

And Sic 'Em, "He Stopped Loving Her Today" isn't a song whose lyrics you want to live by.

[dolemitesooner]

is this the one that her mother HATES YOU, and even her little brother HATES you??

I heard she wrote you a note about it or some such.
:D :D :D lol

[critical_phil]

I'll add her to my Facebook and see if she's single at the moment.


dumb bastert.

[SicEmBaylor]

This just occurred to me but when we had planned this Branson thing, I had to make a choice between going to this annual organizational retreat or going to Branson. Well, this weekend is retreat making it even stranger that she spoke to me now.

No way in hell I'm giving up retreat for anything this year! Except, possibly, to buy a Blackberry pearl with that money instead.

[JohnnyMack]

yep. he missed his chance to PIIHB

If ever there was a time...

[StuIsTheMan]

is this the chick?

http://img259.imageshack.us/img259/703/jan17sfw531lf4.jpg (http://www.soonerfans.com/forums/)
:D

[dolemitesooner]

Sicem please don't neg me again...I can only take so many ...it hurts I am sorry .soo soos sorry

[proud gonzo]

Sicem please don't neg me again...I can only take so many ...it hurts I am sorry .soo soos sorryLOL. SicEm negging doleo. hehehe.

[BudSooner]

THIS is the best thread EVAR!

[StuIsTheMan]

THIS is the best thread EVAR!

uhh hello...http://www.soonerfans.com/forums/showthread.php?t=96524

[Tulsa_Fireman]

Except, possibly, to buy a Blackberry pearl with that money instead.


Does that pearl come on a necklace?

*rimshot*

[SicEmBaylor]

is this the chick?

http://img259.imageshack.us/img259/703/jan17sfw531lf4.jpg (http://www.soonerfans.com/forums/)
:D
x2

[BudSooner]

uhh hello...http://www.soonerfans.com/forums/showthread.php?t=96524


Yeah? no seriously, that other thread sucks, because I said SO! :D

[StuIsTheMan]

Does that pearl come on a necklace?

*rimshot*
you'd have to take it off your chin first:D
*Double Rimshot*
*Cymbol Crash*

[birddog]

well, looks like stu is back in business!

[OU Adonis]

Hey whats your facebook address sickem?

No I don't want to be your gf though.

[StuIsTheMan]

well, looks like stu is back in business!
Missed me didn't ya:D

[Vaevictis]

Does that pearl come on a necklace?

*rimjob*

:eek:

[Tulsa_Fireman]

you'd have to take it off your chin first
*Double Rimshot*
*Cymbol Crash*


Does that pearl come on a necklace? *rimjob*


HEYOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!


http://images.eonline.com/eol_images/Profiles/20061005/244.mcmahon.ed.100406.jpg

[SicEmBaylor]

Hey whats your facebook address sickem?

No I don't want to be your gf though.

Check your spek.

[StuIsTheMan]

Check your spek.
And comming from SicEm if the spek wasn't red...he's hitting on you;)

[SicEmBaylor]

And comming from SicEm if the spek wasn't red...he's hitting on you;)
x2

[AlbqSooner]

She's moving from Springfield to some little suburb or district of Kansas City. I can't remember the name but it reminds me of "Coral Gables" or some crap like that.

Good Lord. If he tries to drive to her place there is no telling where the H E LL
he will end up

[47straight]

Man, you've got to develop a radar for the unfunctional crazy chicks, and then an override switch to keep them out of decision making.

[StuIsTheMan]

x2
Just love your dog dude...it's safer and cheaper...just don't take pictures or video.;)

[SoonerGirl06]

What SicEm fails to realize in his quest to get a woman is that it's all about the "O"...





...as in "OH MY FREAKIN' GAWD!!!!"

[SicEmBaylor]

What SicEm fails to realize in his quest to get a woman is that it's all about the "O"...





...as in "OH MY FREAKIN' GAWD!!!!"

Well, I am not trying to get her anymore. I'm tired of being the nice guy that women walk all over and treating me like **** and never without any consequences. Well, there shall be consequences this time!

[swardboy]

Good Lord. If he tries to drive to her place there is no telling where the H E LL
he will end up

Prolly Coral Gables. I've decided Sic'em is legitimate...I don't think it's possible to make this shat up.....

[SoonerGirl06]

Well, I am not trying to get her anymore. I'm tired of being the nice guy that women walk all over and treating me like **** and never without any consequences. Well, there shall be consequences this time!



The "O" is important to remember if you want to get any girls attention and keep it.

Make a girl say "Oh My Freakin' Gawd"... and you've got it made.


Now... you just need to figure out how to do it.... :D

[StuIsTheMan]

Well, I am not trying to get her anymore. I'm tired of being the nice guy that women walk all over and treating me like **** and never without any consequences. Well, there shall be consequences this time!

You need to listen to Tom Brotha www.blowmeuptom.com (http://www.blowmeuptom.com) He will change your life foe show...
:pop:

[olevetonahill]

Well, I am not trying to get her anymore. I'm tired of being the nice guy that women walk all over and treating me like **** and never without any consequences. Well, there shall be consequences this time!
Dude If they Pizs ya Off haul em off in the Back of ur truck ! then a year or so later they "Get Runned over By a damnedole train" !:eek: :D :pop:

[olevetonahill]

The "O" is important to remember if you want to get any girls attention and keep it.

Make a girl say "Oh My Freakin' Gawd"... and you've got it made.


Now... you just need to figure out how to do it.... :D
I have , Then the Biznatchos start gettin Jealous Whats up with that ?
They think Im Fing around on em ?:confused:

[StuIsTheMan]

I have , Then the Biznatchos start gettin Jealous Whats up with that ?
They think Im Fing around on em ?:confused:

Yeah that's cause no one's got the tools you do right vet:D http://slickdawg.com/images/smilies/sex.gif

[olevetonahill]

Yeah that's cause no one's got the tools you do right vet:D http://slickdawg.com/images/smilies/sex.gif
I gots the TOOLS ands I know How to Use em .:D

[SicEmBaylor]

I gots the TOOLS ands I know How to Use em .:D
Have any spares?

[olevetonahill]

Have any spares?
Olevet Dont swing that way Baylor Boy !
The only ones that get use MY tools are Chicks :D

[OUinFLA]

Olevet Dont swing that way Baylor Boy !
The only ones that get use MY tools are Chicks :D


You still renting them out Gigalo boy?

[Frozen Sooner]

The "O" is important to remember if you want to get any girls attention and keep it.

Make a girl say "Oh My Freakin' Gawd"... and you've got it made.


Now... you just need to figure out how to do it.... :D

Step one: Find little man in the boat
Step two: nerve clusters at 11 and 1 o'clock.
Step three: I think I just got banned.

[olevetonahill]

You still renting them out Gigalo boy?
Yup even the UGLY ones can rent the TOOL :D

[starclassic tama]

so you met this girl off the internet, thats cool

[SicEmBaylor]

so you met this girl off the internet, thats cool
No, I met her years ago at a leadership program in D.C.

[StuIsTheMan]

Olevet Dont swing that way Baylor Boy !
The only ones that get use MY tools are Chicks :D

Unless your late paying his bill....then he'll reem ya a good one:D

[OKLA21FAN]

No, I met her years ago at a leadership program in D.C.


and this one time......at leadership camp........:pop:

[SicEmBaylor]

and this one time......at leadership camp........:pop:
:hot:http://www.soonerfans.com/forums/images/icons/bsgtongue.gif

[sitzpinkler]

She's moving from Springfield to some little suburb or district of Kansas City. I can't remember the name but it reminds me of "Coral Gables" or some crap like that.

Overland Park?

[Boomer_Sooner_sax]

Step one: Cut a hole in the box
Step two: Put your junk in that box
Step three: Have her open that box.
:eek: :D :pop:

[proud gonzo]

Well, I am not trying to get her anymore. I'm tired of being the nice guy that women walk all over and treating me like **** and never without any consequences. Well, there shall be consequences this time!lol

[oumartin]

your problem is you act like you care. its key to treat all woman like crap!

[Frozen Sooner]

:eek: :D :pop:
Step one: Get in her underpants.

Step three: Profit.

[StuIsTheMan]

your problem is you act like you care. its key to treat all woman like crap!
www.blowmeuptom.com (http://www.blowmeuptom.com)
I am telling you SicEm...Give Tom a listen...Leykis 101 will change your life.

[SicEmBaylor]

Overland Park?
If it's on the Kansas side then I think that might be right.

[proud gonzo]

Have any spares?dude, you are a tool. :D

[olevetonahill]

Step one: Get in her underpants.

Step three: Profit.
He wears gurlz Underpants all the time .

[SicEmBaylor]

Have any of you ever been out to Lake LBJ in Texas?

[StuIsTheMan]

Have any of you ever been out to Lake LBJ in Texas?

you talk'n to me?



YOU TALK'N TO....ME?!


10,000 poster...what....YOU TALK'N TO ME!:pop:

[SicEmBaylor]

you talk'n to me?



YOU TALK'N TO....ME?!


10,000 poster...what....YOU TALK'N TO ME!:pop:
I haven't listened to that guy you suggested yet, but I've been reading his stuff. That guy is great!

[Vaevictis]

Step one: Get in her underpants.

Step three: Profit.

Step four: Antibiotics.

[Sooner_Bob]

Lake LBJ?:eek:

[SoonerGirl06]

Step one: Find little man in the boat
Step two: nerve clusters at 11 and 1 o'clock.
Step three: I think I just got banned.

Add a little whipped cream and cherries and I think you got yourself a date. ;) :D

[soonerboomer93]

I think the cherry went a way a long time ago


:pop:

[SoonerGirl06]

:eek:

I have no idea what you're talking about. I'm a sweet, innocent girl.

Can I help it that I have such a quick wit?

[phead903]

:eek:

I have no idea what you're talking about. I'm a sweet, innocent girl.

Can I help it that I have such a quick wit?

Ahem...:D

[SoonerGirl06]

Ahem...:D

What's the matter ph... cat got your tongue? ;) :D

[StuIsTheMan]

I haven't listened to that guy you suggested yet, but I've been reading his stuff. That guy is great!
Give him a listen...his methods are a bit on edge but read between the shock jock BS and the rules for a single guy he preaches on thursdays are PERFECT for a guy like you SicEm:D

[StuIsTheMan]

:eek:

I have no idea what you're talking about. I'm a sweet, innocent girl.

Can I help it that I have such a quick wit?
I just got back off of a Banning but this one is almost to hard to resist...what was someone saying about laying off of a hanging curve ball...http://slickdawg.com/images/smilies/scratchchin.gif

[StormySooner-IN]

is this the one that her mother HATES YOU, and even her little brother HATES you??

I heard she wrote you a note about it or some such.
So that means she broke up with the rat and spider than, right? :D

[phead903]

What's the matter ph... cat got your tongue? ;) :D

No - I just have a cherry caught in my throat:D

[StuIsTheMan]

No - I just have a cherry caught in my throat:D


Must.....Re....sisttttt....http://slickdawg.com/images/smilies/boldred.gif

[SoonerGirl06]

No - I just have a cherry caught in my throat:D

Just swallow and you should be fine.

[StuIsTheMan]

Just swallow and you should be fine.

:les: THAT'S IT I'M OUT!:mad:

[phead903]

Just swallow and you should be fine.

Isn't that the same thing I told you?:D :D :D

[SoonerGirl06]

Isn't that the same thing I told you?:D :D :D


I believe it was "OH MY FREAKIN' GAWD!"

:D :D :D

[OU Adonis]

:eek:
Can I help it that I have such a quick wit?

I have used that excuse before but it didn't work...

Oh... you said "wit".

[pb4ou]

:les: THAT'S IT I'M OUT!:mad:

NTTAWWT

[SicEmBaylor]

I drank too much tonight, but I'm going to go out on a limb and say based solely on her wit that I'd hit it 6 ways to Sunday.

-SicEm