My fish is dead

[Melo]

Even though you were handed down from a drunken slut of a college buddy, you were the best little guy EVAR. I loved how you used to jump out of the water when I dropped your little beta pellets in your bowl, and despite how the drunken slutty college buddy kept you on her microwave, giving you some wierd sort of radiation crap so that, every now and then youd spasm out in the water, I still loved you and did not judge you based on your abnormality. And while youre up there, in Fish heaven, I hope you took no offense to making my little brother get you out of the bowl with a spoon. The net wouldnt fit. I didnt tear up until I heard you 'splat' into the cup so that I could take you to the toliet. And you got the best damn taps imitation I could muster as I buried you at sea.

RIP Feeshy.

Its pitiful... 20 years old and making a tear or two over a dumb fish...

[Sooner24]

There's nothing I can add to that.

[Tailwind]

It's ok to cry over a lost pet, even if it is a fish. RIP Feeshy.

[soonerboomer93]

Too Feeshy

seems like I hardly knew ye..

[HskrGrl]

I'm sorry you lost your feeshy. :( It's never easy to loose a pet no matter what kind of pet it is.

[LoyalFan]

Toilet???

Jeebus, with all the famine in the world!
Are you out of crackers or somethin'?

LF

[goingoneight]

I just flushed one recently. My friend fed his dead beta to his cat. Sux, but such tis the life of a feesh... short.

[Jerk]

I was going to ask for the name and number of the college drunkin' slut, but then I remembered I married.

[StoopTroup]

I heard he was a heavy drinker.

[olevetonahill]

I was going to ask for the name and number of the college drunkin' slut, but then I remembered I married.
Im Not ! So give it up Melo .

[Melo]

Im Not ! So give it up Melo .

You dont want her. Trust me.

[TopDaugIn2000]

I'm sorry you lost your feeshy. :( It's never easy to loose a pet no matter what kind of pet it is.

SPECIALLY the spensive saltwater fishies. :eek:

[Fraggle145]

Fish are friends.

[TopDaugIn2000]

NOT FOOD!

[Fraggle145]

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[colleyvillesooner]

It's ok to cry over a lost pet, even if it is a fish, but only if you are a girl. RIP Feeshy.


Fixed.

[Osce0la]

My son has a fish that will not ****ing die. All of the other fish have died (over a month ago), the frogs have died (over a month ago), and this one will not die. We went out of town and forgot to get someone to feed it, we come back 4 days later and the little ****er is still swimming around. This little $2 fish was a good investment (or something like that).

I don't really know if the boy actually loves the fish, or just the Spongebob fishtank it is in...