So I got asked to be in a wedding yesterday...

[royalfan5]

I accepted and then found out I will have to wear a brown tux with a pink vest. Now I kind of regret the decision.

[OUHOMER]

Pink vest?? WTF this isnt a gay wedding is it?

[royalfan5]

Pink vest?? WTF this isnt a gay wedding is it?
No, but there are two male bridesmaids. Only one of them is gay though.

[OUHOMER]

No, but there are two male bridesmaids. Only one of them is gay though.

Yea, you'll look cute. Do you have to escort the bridesmaids down the isle :D

[sanantoniosooner]

If pictures aren't shared for this event, you should be excommunicated from the forum.

[royalfan5]

Yea, you'll look cute. Do you have to escort the bridesmaids down the isle :D
I'm just an usher.

[royalfan5]

If pictures aren't shared for this event, you should be excommunicated from the forum.
I'm sure there will be pictures. It promises to be one of the more interesting events I have ever been a part of.

[Newbomb Turk]

No, but there are two male bridesmaids.

are you one of them?

[royalfan5]

are you one of them?
No, I'm an usher.

[Newbomb Turk]

nevermind - just saw the usher post.

[sanantoniosooner]

These wedding pictures will be laughed at for generations.

[royalfan5]

These wedding pictures will be laughed at for generations.
If you only knew the bride and groom. The tuxes might not be the worst part.

[yermom]

you know SicEmEx?

[royalfan5]

you know SicEmEx?
Neither of them like Star Wars.

[King Crimson]

that's bad. i quit a catering job once because the manager told me i needed to buy brown "trousers".

i said:

to cook in?

yes.

why?

that's what we wear, chocolate brown trousers.

chocolate brown?

yes.

like **** brown?

yes, i suppose.

they are polyester, right?

yes.

I'm supposed to buy these with my own money?

yes.

i quit the next day.

etc.

[Flagstaffsooner]

I accepted and then found out I will have to wear a brown tux with a pink vest. Now I kind of regret the decision.Only in Nebraska.

[royalfan5]

Only in Nebraska.
To be fair, the groom is from Ventura CA, by way of Colorado Springs.

Now that I think about it, some thing was said about the brown being textured.

[Newbomb Turk]

that's bad. i quit a catering job once because the manager told me i needed to buy brown "trousers".


I wore brown trousers for my first job in the restaurant business - when I worked at Hardees.

[Sooner24]

I wore brown trousers for my first job in the restaurant business - when I worked at Hardees.


What color trousers do you think you will get to wear when you start your second job?

[Flagstaffsooner]

What color trousers do you think you will get to wear when you start your second job?:D

[Flagstaffsooner]

To be fair, the groom is from Ventura CA, by way of Colorado Springs.

Now that I think about it, some thing was said about the brown being textured.Why doesn't everyone wear the official Nebraska state tuxedo?;)

http://boortz.com/images/funny/redneck_pics_overalls.jpg

[King Crimson]

I wore brown trousers for my first job in the restaurant business - when I worked at Hardees.

exactly, this was a pretty upscale hotel which, ironically, is about a 1/2 mile from i live now.

Hardees or Little Caesars, OK.

[OUAndy1807]

I'm so sick of Brown and Pink. Don't people realize how dated it's going to look in 10 years? It's going to be like the browns, olive greens, etc... of the 70's.

[sooneron]

Is this wedding being sponsored by Baskin Robbins?

[King Crimson]

Is this wedding being sponsored by Baskin Robbins?

game over. nails it.

[proud gonzo]

I'm so sick of Brown and Pink. Don't people realize how dated it's going to look in 10 years? It's going to be like the browns, olive greens, etc... of the 70's....wouldn't it be logical for anything from now to look dated in 10 years?

[OUAndy1807]

not if it's classic. do black tux's look dated?

[sanantoniosooner]

...wouldn't it be logical for anything from now to look dated in 10 years?
What Andy said.

crocs will be laughed at mightily. Some things scream "dated" more than others.

[royalfan5]

I picked up the tux at lunchtime. I am going to look like ****ing tub of Neapolitan ice cream.

[colleyvillesooner]

we HAVE to see this tux

[royalfan5]

we HAVE to see this tux
I'll post pictures after the wedding.

[Okla-homey]

BROWN AND PINK? WHO'S GETTIN' HITCHED? BASKIN AND ROBBINS?[hairGel]

[SoonerBOI]

I accepted and then found out I will have to wear a brown tux with a pink vest. Now I kind of regret the decision.
:D :D

[SicEmBaylor]

Only in Nebraska and Muskogee

Fixed.

[M]

Are they really going to have the dogs in the wedding?

[royalfan5]

Are they really going to have the dogs in the wedding?
Yes they were up front and barked during the ceremony. A bridesman, bridesmaid, and groomsman held them up front. Thankfully the wedding prevented me from hearing to much about the football game, and the reception was a ton of fun.

[tommieharris91]

Bridesman? Isn't that a SicEm type of thing?

[tommieharris91]

No, but there are two male bridesmaids. Only one of them is gay though.

Sorry, didn't read this post.

[SoonerGirl06]

No, but there are two male bridesmaids.

I bet SicEm's happy to finally be in a wedding party.

[SoonerGirl06]

BROWN AND PINK? WHO'S GETTIN' HITCHED? BASKIN AND ROBBINS?[hairGel]

That's the lastest fashion color scheme. Totally disgusting combo of colors IMO.

The Bride's gonna look back on her wedding and say "WTF was I thinking?"

Weddings should be elegant and timeless.

[OCUDad]

Weddings should be elegant and timeless.At least until the divorce.