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Okla-homey
7/20/2007, 04:27 PM
I figure the memory of the guy who tried to assplode Hitler is worth a drink or eight.

Here's to you Claus Schenk Graf von Stauffenberg! If that dude hadn't moved your briefcase at the last minute, you would have sent that Austrian whackjob straight to hell in 1944.

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mdklatt
7/20/2007, 04:29 PM
Claus Von Stuffenburg is my porno name.

King Crimson
7/20/2007, 04:30 PM
i guess it makes sense to put up a crank sculpture of the guy in a somewhat archaic style....then.

a couple Pilsners in. a late afternoon nap are on tap here at KC crib.

KC//CRIMSON
7/20/2007, 04:32 PM
Okla-homey - I figure the memory of the guy who tried to assplode Hitler is worth a drink or eight.

Here's to you Claus Schenk Graf von Stauffenberg! If that dude hadn't moved your briefcase at the last minute, you would have sent that Austrian whackjob straight to hell in 1944.


Why are you toasting Tom Cruise?

picasso
7/20/2007, 04:34 PM
i guess it makes sense to put up a crank sculpture of the guy in a somewhat archaic style....then.

a couple Pilsners in. a late afternoon nap are on tap here at KC crib.
yeah, that piece looks like something the Nazi's were allllllll about. ironic.

talk about artistically challenged.:)

Okla-homey
7/20/2007, 04:38 PM
The sculpture was prolly erected by the "East" Germans during Soviet occupation. It looks pretty typical of their crap IMHO.

King Crimson
7/20/2007, 04:38 PM
yeah, that piece looks like something the Nazi's were allllllll about. ironic.


exactly. weird, huh? the same clumsy forms that Speer would design in this blocky, unpleasant, faux "classical style"...without nuance. at least Stalinism was BIG.

this is just ugly.

King Crimson
7/20/2007, 04:39 PM
The sculpture was prolly erected by the "East" Germans during Soviet occupation. It looks pretty typical of their crap IMHO.

that's a good point.

picasso
7/20/2007, 04:40 PM
exactly. weird, huh? the same clumsy forms that Speer would design in this blocky, unpleasant, faux "classical style"...without nuance. at least Stalinism was BIG.

this is just ugly.
hah, I was just thinking about the Nazi hall at the World Fair in Paris (designed by ze Speer).

it was mentioned often in my books about Guernica.:)

Okla-homey
7/20/2007, 04:46 PM
that's a good point.

Unfortunately, my Vaterland, (Niederschlesien) and the rest of Presien, is part of Poland now. It was a sop for Joe Stalin at Potsdam.

Remind me to tell you sometime about the "trail of tears" walked by all the ethnic Germans who had to vamoose from what was declared "Poland" in 1946. And thousands of the old and sick who died along the route.

royalfan5
7/20/2007, 04:51 PM
This thread reminds of the book I am reading right now, Sir Martin Gilbert's excellent WWII narrative. So far I have found that WWII wasn't the best for people with my surname as General Weygand is a derivative of mine thanks to areas in West Germany being passed back and forth at times, and another Wiegand got the exclusive interview with Hitler when French sued for peace. This thread also reminded me I still have some Goose Island in the basement.

Turd_Ferguson
7/20/2007, 05:15 PM
Why is his cack so small?

JohnnyMack
7/20/2007, 08:59 PM
In.

Flagstaffsooner
7/20/2007, 09:11 PM
Somehow history/drunkytown just dont set the world on fire. And we are missing OV & NT.

SCOUT
7/20/2007, 09:24 PM
Why is his cack so small?
He was in the pool!

TopDaugIn2000
7/20/2007, 09:41 PM
Why is his cack so small?

that's what I was thinking....

lemme go pour me another 'rita

Hotel Bravo
7/20/2007, 09:52 PM
that's what I was thinking....

:les:It's the motion in the ocean!!!!!

TopDaugIn2000
7/20/2007, 09:53 PM
no. no it's not.

Hotel Bravo
7/20/2007, 09:56 PM
no. no it's not.

Some of us (me) have to hope that you female species will buy that.

TopDaugIn2000
7/20/2007, 09:57 PM
good luck with that. ;)

Hotel Bravo
7/20/2007, 10:12 PM
;) Those hung like hairless hampsters in Alaskan blizzards have to do what we can.:O

olevetonahill
7/20/2007, 10:30 PM
In
**** the Krauts :D

Hotel Bravo
7/20/2007, 10:34 PM
In
**** the Krauts :D

Hey hey hey, easy now.... there are some good (half) krauts in the crowd.

olevetonahill
7/20/2007, 10:39 PM
Hey hey hey, easy now.... there are some good (half) krauts in the crowd.
My youngest son got me an Imported Daughter In Law .
She speaks english funny :D

soonerboomer93
7/20/2007, 10:44 PM
where is she from?

Petro-Sooner
7/20/2007, 10:45 PM
whats up people? I've been gone for a weekwith the new job. What craziness on the SO did I miss????

olevetonahill
7/20/2007, 10:46 PM
where is she from?
Krautland :cool:

olevetonahill
7/20/2007, 10:47 PM
whats up people? I've been gone for a weekwith the new job. What craziness on the SO did I miss????
Ya missed My drunkin birfday party last night

Petro-Sooner
7/20/2007, 10:52 PM
got dangit!!!!! I would have proposed a toast

olevetonahill
7/20/2007, 10:53 PM
got dangit!!!!! I would have proposed a toast
Aint to late !
TOAST :pop:

Petro-Sooner
7/20/2007, 11:02 PM
cheers ma friend

olevetonahill
7/20/2007, 11:05 PM
cheers ma friend
Where did everyone else Go ?

Petro-Sooner
7/20/2007, 11:09 PM
I just got here but have to call it a night. However, with my new found oil money, :texan: , I will have a new computer and interweb in the Petro residence in a month or two. :hot: :hot: :D

Ya'll take care, I'll be back soon. :texan:

King Crimson
7/20/2007, 11:10 PM
my last google search was for homunculus. thinking about David Stern--pompous licklighter.

Flagstaffsooner
7/20/2007, 11:20 PM
Where did everyone else Go ?Reporting from the Mountain.

TopDaugIn2000
7/20/2007, 11:31 PM
I'm still here.

olevetonahill
7/20/2007, 11:38 PM
Then Yall speak up

King Crimson
7/20/2007, 11:44 PM
Troll Bravo Sponsor is still around.

olevetonahill
7/20/2007, 11:45 PM
Then lets get this thing On track
Salut

TopDaugIn2000
7/20/2007, 11:46 PM
think I'll have another 'rita

Flagstaffsooner
7/20/2007, 11:48 PM
Skoal

http://www.knownworldt.com/mediac/400_0/media/vk$20horn.JPG

olevetonahill
7/20/2007, 11:49 PM
I hear that train acomin , Its comin around the bend .

Flagstaffsooner
7/20/2007, 11:56 PM
I hear that train acomin , Its comin around the bend .

Train (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m-0YBr-6IxE)

Mjcpr
7/20/2007, 11:58 PM
I hear that train acomin , Its comin around the bend .

And I ain't seen the sunshine since I don't know when

Chuck Bao
7/21/2007, 12:05 AM
And I ain't seen the sunshine since I don't know when

I'm stuck in Folsom prison, and time keeps draggin' on

olevetonahill
7/21/2007, 12:06 AM
And I ain't seen the sunshine since I don't know when
Im stuck in Folsum prison and Time keeps draggin by

olevetonahill
7/21/2007, 12:07 AM
Im stuck in Folsum prison and Time keeps draggin by
My bad it is ON
But that train keeps a rollin on down to San antone

olevetonahill
7/21/2007, 12:08 AM
Train (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m-0YBr-6IxE)
Ive been known to have had a good time at that Junction :D :D :D :D :hot:

Mjcpr
7/21/2007, 12:15 AM
When I was just a baby, my mama told me, son
Always be a good boy, don't ever play with guns

olevetonahill
7/21/2007, 12:17 AM
But I shot a man in Reno , Just to watch him die
When I hear that whistle blowin , I hang my head and Cry

Mjcpr
7/21/2007, 12:17 AM
I bet there's rich folks eatin' in a fancy dining car

olevetonahill
7/21/2007, 12:22 AM
theyr prolly drinking coffe , and smoking Big cigars

Mjcpr
7/21/2007, 12:23 AM
But I know I had it coming, I know I can't be free
But those people keep a-movin' and that's what tortures me

(I bet you're doing yours from memory :) )

olevetonahill
7/21/2007, 12:28 AM
But I know I had it coming, I know I can't be free
But those people keep a-movin' and that's what tortures me

(I bet you're doing yours from memory :) )
Pretty much lol
Just checkin my facts 1st :D
well if they freed me from this prison ,
If thatb railroad train Mine

Mjcpr
7/21/2007, 12:31 AM
I bet I'd move it on a little farther down the line
Far from Folsom prison, that's where I want to stay

olevetonahill
7/21/2007, 12:33 AM
And let that Lonesome whistle blow my Blues Awaaaaaay :cool:

olevetonahill
7/21/2007, 12:45 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i1xSt7iganA
Watch him do it Live :D

olevetonahill
7/21/2007, 01:40 AM
I got lost in the J C Vids
Found this one
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V_4qiS22D5s&mode=related&search=

Harry Beanbag
7/21/2007, 02:03 AM
I'm drunk.

Harry Beanbag
7/21/2007, 02:05 AM
I bet I'd move it on a little farther down the line
Far from Folsom prison, that's where I want to stay


Folsom is a really neat place, as long as you're not in prison.

King Crimson
7/21/2007, 02:06 AM
me too, kinda.

my mom waited in line for the Harry Potter book in Norman. i sort of like that about her. she may be crazy, but she backs it up. action.

King Crimson
7/21/2007, 02:08 AM
drunk, that is.

Harry Beanbag
7/21/2007, 02:09 AM
The longer I sit here, the drunker I feel. What's up with that?

Tailwind
7/21/2007, 02:13 AM
The more you drink?

olevetonahill
7/21/2007, 02:14 AM
Contact High ?

Harry Beanbag
7/21/2007, 02:16 AM
The more you drink?

No, I stopped drinking at least 20 minutes ago. ;)

olevetonahill
7/21/2007, 02:20 AM
No, I stopped drinking at least 20 minutes ago. ;)
jure liver shutiin down Go to the doc .

Harry Beanbag
7/21/2007, 02:22 AM
jure liver shutiin down Go to the doc .]


I have a metal plate in my liver....I'm afraid they'll do an MRI.

Harry Beanbag
7/21/2007, 02:25 AM
**** YEAH!!!!

olevetonahill
7/21/2007, 02:43 AM
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I have a metal plate in my liver....I'm afraid they'll do an MRI.
Then Drink Mo beer !

Tailwind
7/21/2007, 02:46 AM
Howd they get a metal plate in your liver? Onions would go better.

olevetonahill
7/21/2007, 02:48 AM
Howd they get a metal plate in your liver? Onions would go better.
What you think they Frying that shat on ? Woman Pay attention

Tailwind
7/21/2007, 02:50 AM
Hehe hee hee.
Wouldn't it be better to have the liver in the metal plate than theother way around?

King Crimson
7/21/2007, 02:53 AM
glarumph

Tailwind
7/21/2007, 02:57 AM
garumph?
Thats just crazy man!

Tailwind
7/21/2007, 02:58 AM
Looks like Harry took his poor ol liver to bed.

King Crimson
7/21/2007, 03:13 AM
glarumph. please.

Tailwind
7/21/2007, 03:40 AM
Does that mean "shut up"?

olevetonahill
7/21/2007, 04:57 AM
Naw

Tailwind
7/21/2007, 04:19 PM
what then?

Newbomb Turk
7/21/2007, 04:35 PM
it means

:les: be quiet woman!





;)

StoopTroup
7/21/2007, 04:36 PM
Liver...

I'd rather eat spoiled shark meat.

Newbomb Turk
7/21/2007, 04:37 PM
Liver...

I'd rather eat spoiled shark meat.

but at least liver doesn't taste like ****.

it tastes like ****.

:D

Tailwind
7/21/2007, 04:45 PM
it means

:les: be quiet woman!
;)
Oh yeah, that'll happen. :D :P :D

TUSooner
7/21/2007, 05:13 PM
I don't know what the rest of this thread is about, but I'm raising a glass to good old Claus. God bless him.

Newbomb Turk
7/21/2007, 05:15 PM
I don't know what the rest of this thread is about...

well, there was some drinking involved - I know that much.

olevetonahill
7/21/2007, 05:22 PM
well, there was some drinking involved - I know that much.
Some singin

Tailwind
7/21/2007, 10:50 PM
doo wah diddy, diddy, dum diddy doo......

Rogue
7/21/2007, 10:52 PM
I'm in 2 drunkytown threads at the same time. It's making me loopy.

olevetonahill
7/21/2007, 11:47 PM
I'm in 2 drunkytown threads at the same time. It's making me loopy.
Drink Mo Natty it will keep Ya balanced !