oldie but goodie

[def_lazer_fc]

youtube clip (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eoBQzAODeao) of Patton Oswald on Conan from last year. i had totally forgot about it until a buddy recently sent it to me, and my god, its some of the funniest and most disturbing comedy evah. and you'd probably do yourself a favor by at least not watching the first half at work.

[rufnek05]

i will illustrate the beautiful moment of birth by pushing this uncooked, Cornish game hen through these grey drapes.