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Big Red Ron
7/17/2007, 10:38 AM
Any advice?



;)

TIA

nmsoonergirl
7/17/2007, 10:39 AM
If you were a girl, you'd just now be hitting your sexual peak.
But since you're a guy, I've got nothing.....

Big Red Ron
7/17/2007, 10:42 AM
If you were a girl, you'd just now be hitting your sexual peak.
But since you're a guy, I've got nothing.....Really, sweet! My wife is only 25, so I have at least a decade of fun to look forward to!








I'm thinking about buying a Corvette, seriously.

JohnnyMack
7/17/2007, 10:44 AM
Sweet.

Grow yourself a moles-tache while you're at it.

ChickSoonerFan
7/17/2007, 10:45 AM
I'm thinking about buying a Corvette, seriously.


Don't.


your welcome.



:)

oh, and HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!

Howzit
7/17/2007, 10:47 AM
If at first you fricasee, fry fry a hen.

crawfish
7/17/2007, 10:48 AM
Really, sweet! My wife is only 25, so I have at least a decade of fun to look forward to!








I'm thinking about buying a Corvette, seriously.

Geez. Can't you wait 'til you're forty? :rolleyes:

35 is nothing.

usmc-sooner
7/17/2007, 10:48 AM
Happy Birthday

Big Red Ron
7/17/2007, 10:49 AM
Sweet.

Grow yourself a moles-tache while you're at it.Man, I went through the stach / goatee phase at 33.;)



So, is it like, all down hill from here?

Someone told me that 35-50 will be the best part of life because men usually reach their earning potential peak there and begin to have the time to really enjoy the the fruits of their labor. Sounds good until you realize it's only 15 years till 50.

Howzit
7/17/2007, 10:51 AM
Around noon you'll be closer to 40 than to 30.

So, you've got that going for you.

crawfish
7/17/2007, 10:53 AM
If you do go for the 'vette, you should trade in your wife for a new, hawt 18-year-old model. Don't settle for less than the full experience.

Howzit
7/17/2007, 10:54 AM
If you do go for the 'vette, you should trade in your wife for a new, hawt 18-year-old model. Don't settle for less than the full experience.

Drive it to Scooterpallooza.

Big Red Ron
7/17/2007, 10:54 AM
Around noon you'll be closer to 40 than to 30.

So, you've got that going for you.You really know how to turn the knife, don't ya.

:D

It's weird, I always thought getting old was for like old people, then I realized, I am old.

It's really not as bad as I though it would be.

Howzit
7/17/2007, 10:55 AM
You really know how to turn the knife, don't ya.

:D

It's weird, I always thought getting old was for like old people, then I realized, I am old.

It's really not as bad as I though it would be.


pssst...it get's a hell of a lot worse.

;)

Big Red Ron
7/17/2007, 10:56 AM
If you do go for the 'vette, you should trade in your wife for a new, hawt 18-year-old model. Don't settle for less than the full experience.Nah, this one's a keeper. Besides, I'm getting too old to train a new one. ;)

JohnnyMack
7/17/2007, 10:56 AM
Howzit's so old, he hasn't had morning wood since Reagan was in office.

Howzit
7/17/2007, 10:59 AM
Howzit's so old, he hasn't had morning wood since Reagan was in office.

That's not true. Mrs JohnnyMack will vouch for me.

SoonerBOI
7/17/2007, 11:00 AM
Cheers!

Big Red Ron
7/17/2007, 11:00 AM
That's not true. Mrs JohnnyMack will vouch for me.:D

OKC-SLC
7/17/2007, 11:07 AM
Happy Birthday BRR.

Old balls.

SoonerStormchaser
7/17/2007, 11:08 AM
If you were a girl, you'd just now be hitting your sexual peak.
But since you're a guy, I've got nothing.....


Wrong! My wife's 45 and she's nowhere near there yet.

Boomer.....
7/17/2007, 11:10 AM
Happy B-day!

Big Red Ron
7/17/2007, 11:10 AM
:eek:
Wrong! My wife's 45 and she's nowhere near there yet.

OUDoc
7/17/2007, 11:25 AM
You're half way to 70! :D
Happy birthday, BRR!

CUinNC
7/17/2007, 11:30 AM
Happy Birthday dude.....'cept that now your sack will start takin a nose-dive towards your knees....:D

Big Red Ron
7/17/2007, 11:44 AM
now your sack will start takin a nose-dive towards your knees....:DWell, at least they'll catch up with the rest of the package.

;)

picasso
7/17/2007, 11:48 AM
35 is the new 30.

Big Red Ron
7/17/2007, 11:49 AM
35 is the new 30.So, I'm not to be trusted, again?

:D

picasso
7/17/2007, 11:52 AM
I'm 38 which is the new 20.


soooooooo I'm heading to the club with my fake ID.

Big Red Ron
7/17/2007, 11:58 AM
I'm 38 which is the new 20.


soooooooo I'm heading to the club with my fake ID.I goofed on mine, it says I'm 63 but I really wanted to vote in the last elections.

:D


Oh, and thanks for the spek Flag!

soonerbrat
7/17/2007, 12:30 PM
happy birthday. don't get a corvette. srsly.

Mjcpr
7/17/2007, 12:32 PM
Can OUDoc have your stereo?

OUDoc
7/17/2007, 12:37 PM
I'm 39. He wants my stereo.

crawfish
7/17/2007, 12:37 PM
tick...tick....tick....tick....

Big Red Ron
7/17/2007, 12:41 PM
Can OUDoc have your stereo?Sure, it's an Alpine but he may have to fight my daughter for it. ;)

OUDoc
7/17/2007, 12:45 PM
Sure, it's an Alpine but he may have to fight my daughter for it. ;)
She'd have to be an awfully big girl to take me.
I like my chances.

Big Red Ron
7/17/2007, 12:46 PM
tick...tick....tick....tick....I'm a little goofy. I didn't even think about the time difference between here and Italy (Army Brat). I guess I was thirty five about seven hours ago.

Big Red Ron
7/17/2007, 12:47 PM
:D
She'd have to be an awfully big girl to take me.
I like my chances.I dunno, she's feisty for a twelve year old.

Jimminy Crimson
7/17/2007, 01:21 PM
I'm a little goofy. I didn't even think about the time difference between here and Italy (Army Brat). I guess I was thirty five about seven hours ago.

Memory is the first thing to go... Looks like we've lost ya!

Happy Birthday, Ronnie.

PS - Damn, you're old. :D

RUSH LIMBAUGH is my clone!
7/17/2007, 01:43 PM
You really know how to turn the knife, don't ya.

:D

It's weird, I always thought getting old was for like old people, then I realized, I am old.

It's really not as bad as I though it would be.Hey Baby Fat-you'de better stop thinking about getting old, as it will happen soon enough that you actually ARE old. At that point, you'll prolly want to think less about it.

crawfish
7/17/2007, 02:29 PM
I'm a little goofy. I didn't even think about the time difference between here and Italy (Army Brat). I guess I was thirty five about seven hours ago.

Oooh, seven hours closer to death...

NormanPride
7/17/2007, 02:55 PM
Congrats, Ron! Don't let Doc invite you over for a birthday party. He just wants to get friendly with yer cornhole now.

OKC-SLC
7/17/2007, 05:23 PM
Congrats, Ron! Don't let Doc invite you over for a birthday party. He just wants to get friendly with yer cornhole now.
he'll just mumble something about 'prostate cancer screening' or some ****.

StoopTroup
7/17/2007, 06:21 PM
HAPPY BIRTHDAY BRR ! ! !

Mixer!
7/18/2007, 12:08 AM
35?
Pfft, is that all?



Just wait 'til you're 45, junior. ;)

HB :twinkies: