In other news...

[Okla-homey]

"World's Largest Pair of Bewbs" now touring Oklahoma. I heard it on KMOD this morning. Honest. 64DDDD

See 'em next at "Night Trips" in Tulsa this weekend. w00t!111!

Sponsored by Priscilla's Adult Store.

Night Trips. Three Oklahoma locations to serve you. Tulsa, OKC, Lawton. No hustle, no music jars. Couples Welcome. No Cover Charge for ladies.

[jk the sooner fan]

tig ole bitties

emerson bigguns

[sooner_born_1960]

The biggest I ever saw were at Mitty's, back in '78.

[tulsaoilerfan]

I've heard that commercial several times, but can't recall the gal's name; do you remember Homey?

[Okla-homey]

I've heard that commercial several times, but can't recall the gal's name; do you remember Homey?

Jugella McNormous

[SoonerStormchaser]

Gawdamn bewbs probably weigh more than me!

[TopDaugIn2000]

the fact that she's a 64 scares me more than the DDDD

[Widescreen]

Jugella McNormous
Geez, her parents put her under an awful lot of pressure from day 1.

[OUDoc]

Figured 1TC and Howzit were in town together.

[bri]

Chelsea Charms.

Looks like she's gonna put the "hills" in "hills and trees".

[Jimminy Crimson]

Heard the commercial and googled her... Tad bit disturbing!

Chelsea Charms

I think NSFW is understood in this case ;)

[Sooner Born Sooner Bred]

On Wikipedia it says she was born in the Twin Cities.

[jk the sooner fan]

Chelsea Charms.

Looks like she's gonna put the "hills" in "hills and trees".

or "back problems" in the backwoods.....

[Jimminy Crimson]

On Wikipedia it says she was born in the Twin Cities.

I think that would be Left and Right, as opposed to Minneapolis and St. Paul.

[KABOOKIE]

or "back problems" in the backwoods.....


There's a problem in backwoods?

[Harry Beanbag]

That looks extremely painful, like two watermelons stuffed inside ziploc sandwich bags.

[Rogue]

The nipp-pulls are ****-eyed. Like Marty Feldman's head...only bigger.

edit: errr...eyes. Like Marty's eyes, except bigger'n his head.

[TopDaugIn2000]

ok that's just gross. her nips are as big as my HEAD

[OKC-SLC]

Geez, her parents put her under an awful lot of pressure from day 1.
yeah, but you've gotta love a mother with a vision.

[KC//CRIMSON]

freak.

[Jimminy Crimson]

Yes.

American travlers in Italy, beware! Bologna has invaded Naples.

That is all...

[Okla-homey]

ok that's just gross. her nips are as big as my HEAD

mebbe, but she's definitely earning more than most of us...from her website


Private dances are at least $750 an hour, or $400 for one half hour.

* Tips are appreciated but not required.

* My travel schedule is posted at my site at http://www.chelseacharms.com/schedule.html. If you see dates and locations that work for you, contact me and we'll begin scheduling.

* To schedule, I need to receive a **non-refundable deposit of $200 per 1/2 hour to hold your time for you. This can be paid by visa, mastercard or money order emailed or mailed to me. Some other money transfer methods are also accepted.

* No refunds for any reason--I'm setting my time aside for you. Be sure you can make the time when scheduling. If something does come up and you are unable to make the appointed time, let me know asap, and if possible we'll try to reschedule during the same trip. Your deposit is good for that trip only, it can not be carried over for my next trip to the area.

* I will make a personal trip for a private dance if your desired locale is not currently on the schedule. This brings the cost to a minimum of $3000. This cost includes travel expenses and up to 2 hours of private dance. If for some reason travel expenses are greater for your location, the cost would then go up accordingly - please inquire if interested. To schedule this a non-refundable deposit of half the total cost is required.

[KC//CRIMSON]

For $750 an hour she's going to have to do a lot more than "dance."

[StoopTroup]

Maybe we could all pitch in and have her at the 1st tailgate. :D ;)

[KC//CRIMSON]

Maybe we could all pitch in and have her at the 1st tailgate. :D ;)


Yeah, and maybe Dean could put the tip jar between her tits!

[Okla-homey]

Yeah, and maybe Dean could put the tip jar between her tits!

Which, if I do say so myself, most of the cheap bastages that come to tailgates would pass by without putting in a nickel.

Unfortunately, I'm not really exaggerating.:(

[OUDoc]

Yeah, and maybe Dean could put the tip jar between her tits!
Just the tip jar?

[Harry Beanbag]

Yeah, and maybe Dean could put the tip jar between her tits!





http://edweb.tusd.k12.az.us/sped/images/reallifephotos/Garbage%20Can.jpg

[tulsaoilerfan]

:eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: Holy carp, those are ginormous!!:twinkies:

[TopDaugIn2000]

$750/hour and she wants TIPS?!?!?!??!


I'm in the wrong business.

[Mongo]

$750/hour and she wants TIPS?!?!?!??!


I'm in the wrong business.

She probably takes several tips at the same time, and I dont think you want that

[Mixer!]

*Insert obligatory Phil Mickelson comment here*

[47straight]

I had wondered what this guy did in the off-season

http://www.mackbrown-texasfootball.com/image_lib/madden_jeff_042406_300.jpg

[Okla-homey]

$750/hour and she wants TIPS?!?!?!??!


I'm in the wrong business.

Heck gal, many lawyers who have been practicing over thirty years don't bill $750.00 an hour.;)

[OUDoc]

Heck gal, many lawyers who have been practicing over thirty years don't bill $750.00 an hour.;)
You won't dance for me either.