OUinFLA
7/16/2007, 04:57 PM
Five Surgeons are discussing the types of people they like to operate on.
The first surgeon says: "I like to see accountants on my operating table,
because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered."
The second responds: "Yeah, but you should try electricians! Everything
inside them is color coded."
The third surgeon says: "No, I really think librarians are the best;
everything inside them is in alphabetical order."
The fourth surgeon chimes in: "You know, I like construction
workers...those guys always understand when you have a few
parts left over"
But the fifth surgeon shut them all up when he
observed: "You're all wrong. Politicians are the
easiest to operate on. There's no guts, no heart, no ballz, no brains and no
spine, and..................
the head and the a$$ are interchangeable
The first surgeon says: "I like to see accountants on my operating table,
because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered."
The second responds: "Yeah, but you should try electricians! Everything
inside them is color coded."
The third surgeon says: "No, I really think librarians are the best;
everything inside them is in alphabetical order."
The fourth surgeon chimes in: "You know, I like construction
workers...those guys always understand when you have a few
parts left over"
But the fifth surgeon shut them all up when he
observed: "You're all wrong. Politicians are the
easiest to operate on. There's no guts, no heart, no ballz, no brains and no
spine, and..................
the head and the a$$ are interchangeable