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Chuck Bao
7/16/2007, 11:56 AM
I have this terrible feeling I can’t shake some bad luck.

And no, Hatfield, keeping my chin up is just going to cause more accidents.

So, there are no sharp angles outside my apartment pointing the bad luck inside. Geomancy doesn’t help, because Bangkok is all flat delta land. Flow of air inside isn’t helping much because I live in a tiny, tiny apartment.

I bought a lot of good luck symbols about three months ago to place around my apartment. They’re not working.

About 70 fish died in the aquarium – that’s all of them except the sucker fish. They’re ALL dead (except the sucker fish), so who’s going to absorb the bad luck now?

My front door faces west and I got this quote from an online Feng Shui source: “The Three San Sha Affliction (also known as Triple Conflicts, Three Demons or Three Killings) is residing in West, this year. So there could be thefts, accidents, blood injuries and money loss, because of this.”

And more importantly, I’m desperate to get all of this worked out before the start of the football season.

Is there some rule against too much gold because I have like all gold-colored furniture? I’m now placing silver-colored objects around to sort of balance out all of the gold.

http://img5.ranchoweb.com/images/kanunu/goldandsilverpoptops.jpg

The silver isn’t really silver. It’s just pop-tabs from beer and coke cans. See, we save these because they’re pure aluminum and one of the Thai princess’s foundations makes crutches and prosthetics out of them.

Then I put silver football beads on my Hari Hara statue. That may not have been a wise move, maybe bad juju even, since those beads are from that Sugar Bowl I’d rather forget.

http://img5.ranchoweb.com/images/kanunu/harihara.jpg

Then, the vases next to my Buddha statue isn’t really helping, except to make lots of baby mosquitoes.

http://img5.ranchoweb.com/images/kanunu/buddhamosquitohatchery.jpg

Any and all suggestions welcomed.

OUDoc
7/16/2007, 12:48 PM
You worry too much.

BlondeSoonerGirl
7/16/2007, 01:22 PM
You sher do got a lot of chotchkies.

OUDoc
7/16/2007, 01:27 PM
I kinda thought I'd be the LEAST helpful post on this thread, not the MOST helpful. Sorry for that, Chuck!

Mongo
7/16/2007, 01:38 PM
I think you could use another statue, Joboo always brought me luck:D
http://i122.photobucket.com/albums/o259/hobbs70/joboo.jpg

StoopTroup
7/16/2007, 01:40 PM
First you must get all the evil out of the house.

Now...call a Priest.

YWIA :D

Chuck Bao
7/16/2007, 01:42 PM
Doc, you're right and helpful, as always.

My dictionary lost its entry on the chotchkies and I LOLed on the Buddha sez comment.

bluedogok
7/16/2007, 01:43 PM
I think you could use another statue, Joboo always brought me luck:D
http://i122.photobucket.com/albums/o259/hobbs70/joboo.jpg
Don't forget the rum......

Hatfield
7/16/2007, 01:47 PM
have you been leaving your toilet seat lid down? if not that is your problem.

ywia

Chuck Bao
7/16/2007, 01:47 PM
Mongo, can I borrow your Joboo? I will take him out for a good time while he's in Bangkok.

ST, I'm not so sure that I could offer the same with your priest.

Ike
7/16/2007, 04:01 PM
Just buy a crapload of rabbits feet and hang them everywhere. That should probably cover it.

Chuck Bao
7/16/2007, 04:24 PM
Just buy a crapload of rabbits feet and hang them everywhere. That should probably cover it.

Okay, that's straight from the "Science guy to the normal guy" TV program.

I be like stringing up bunny feets.

sooneron
7/16/2007, 10:27 PM
You prolly shouldn't have picked up that tiki statue from that construction site when you were vacationing with the family in Hawaii.

rufnek05
7/16/2007, 10:36 PM
smoke more. well wait, that would make you more paranoid. get a shaman from the village.

StoopTroup
7/16/2007, 11:08 PM
What about a good Witch Doctor?

http://news.bbc.co.uk/media/images/38264000/jpg/_38264985_witch300.jpg